I was asked to post my scamming of a "Disabled" person here AKA I'm going to hell?

**Iseeyouseemeseeyou** · 2012-07-27

So this guy has Psycho Something Depression - He USES CAPITALS RANDOMLY AND ALOT OKAY? GUYS get it? GET IT GUYS?

Day 2:

So, he finally got his assets out of the wormhole and confided in me he has "Psycho-Something-Depression" where he hears shit coupled with depression and something else :swoon:.

Day 1:

This was my first *Successful* Recruiting scam and holy shit I don't think I can suffer this horrible guy anymore.

This faggots recruitment channel post:

> <-LOOKING FOR ACTIVE WORMHOLE CORP,(OR NULLSEC|LargeAlliances PLZ)CALDARI-09'plyr-w/25Mill-SP.[PACIFIC-TIME|BUT CAN BE ON ANYTIME AS NEEDED]VERY ACTIVE! AVRG.16-18hrs/DAY IN GAME.EVE-MAIL PLZ!|PREFFER HIGH-SP-PLYRS 2LEARN FROM(SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY!)

In response to "Processing Deposit":

[22:24:50] 00donkey > i see, but you understand how that might make people hesitant that theyre being scammed, but on the other hand this is one VERY DETAILED scam if that were the case

In response to a 24-48 Hour Processing time:

[22:44:18] 00donkey > oh you KIDDIN ME?? LOL ive been playing for years without any alts and this is the first and hopefully ONLY LARGE ALLIANCE I WIL EVER JOIN

In response to linking him the API Guide:

[22:50:22] 00donkey > I WAS GONNA SAY THE BIG BLACK BOX IS WHAT I WAS SEEING BUT I ASSUMED THAT WAS CUZ' THE IN-GAME BROWSER

More shit:

[23:09:22] 00donkey > lemme know when oyoure back im ready to give you the iskies!!
[23:09:28] 00donkey > lolz

After he sent me isk:

[23:14:08] 00donkey > im really glad you contacted me, i never thought i'd end up in a corp that HAS A REPUTATION FOR KNOWING WHAT ITS DOING

In response to having a well stocked market:

[23:17:28] 00donkey > OH WOW! really?? (SEE HOW LITTLE I KNOW ABOUT NULL?)

:3

[23:18:52] 00donkey > and one other question will i be in the same corp as you? or will i be tossed into some corp within the alliance in some far-flung outlying solarsystem?

- No person in their right mind should read below holy fuck -[/font]

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-07-27

Nobody said retards couldn't hang out in the sandbox.

**Kanloch** · 2012-07-28

Did you tell him he got scammed?

**Blawrf** · 2012-07-28

no, you never tell people that they got scammed. I also took 1.25b from him afterwards.

**Don Peyote** · 2012-07-28

Oh dear god it's even better than you said

?[ 2012.07.26 21:42:18 ] 00donkey > and firstly ive ALWAYS wanted to be part of a large alliance cuz in all actuality you just get MORE ACCOMPLISHED
?[ 2012.07.26 21:42:52 ] 00donkey > and also considering Goonswarm is like EvE's Punching Bag
?[ 2012.07.26 21:42:56 ] Charlemeign > We do get quite a bit accomplished

?[ 2012.07.26 21:43:03 ] 00donkey > i dunno why but everyone hates on you guys
?[ 2012.07.26 21:43:16 ] 00donkey > and these are probably rumors

It's like he's living in 2006 :allears:

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-07-28

Dude I'd love for somebody from Goons to try scamming me just so that I can entertain them with hours of invented

**Iseeyouseemeseeyou** · 2012-07-29

This is the mail I received from him today:

lol
From: 00donkey
Sent: 2012.07.29 17:05
To: Charlemeign,

HEYAS!
i wished you would've accepted my Convo-invite,....But no hard feelin's buddy, in fact i WAS gonna give you PROPS, i mean, hell.. you COMPLETELY stayed in character!,... and the only time you made me get a little bit hesitant about believing you was the time you said Vol wasnt your alt, and then twice you answered a question or said something that only charlemeign would have known and i aint criticizin' yah im just helpin you tweak it a bit to make improvements, and to be completely honest you EARNED EVERY LAST CENT OF THAT ISK and faction-gear/moduels & ships!..but oh well!,...its totally cool, and when i get my paycheck in about 48 hours here im going to join something awfull's forums and IF the goons want me after 3 months or so i'd totally be happy to join still and wouldnt ever hold any resentment's toward you, in fact the funny thing is, i SAW the websitewith the little-bumble-bee looking down at his ice-cream on the ground like over a year ago but since i took almost an 8-month break and only got back about 2 and a half months ago i seem to have forgotten how some of the scams in game work and had to look them all up to make sure i remembered what to look for from now on,... anyways, just want to give you a congrats, that is CERTAINTLY A VERY LUCRITAVE extra source of income for you and the goonswarm folks!, i sincerely hope that i can pull the same scam on someone when i get into a large alliance sometime! lol...ESPECIALLY cuz now i know FOR SURE that it works!
Amyways. have a good one and fly safe bud' ill keep you on my contact list in good standings just cuz like i said, theres no hard feelings at all. see yah round'!
-00Donkey

**Dsan** · 2012-07-29

Originally Posted by Iseeyouseemeseeyou

This is the mail I received from him today:

Nice dude, best of luck to him. Good to see he's not to beaten up from being scammed by a couple of filthy goon scammers :P

**Don Peyote** · 2012-07-29

Oh-est of sevens to this m8. The least you can do now is vouch him in to GEWNS

**Marivauder** · 2012-07-29

Anyone who capitalizes words in the middle of sentences is basically throwing their keyboard at the monitor saying "I'M MAD AND I HATE YOU BUT I'M GOING TO SAY I'M FINE ABOUT IT"

**Don Peyote** · 2012-07-29

Originally Posted by Marivauder

Anyone who capitalizes words in the middle of sentences is basically throwing their keyboard at the monitor saying "I'M MAD AND I HATE YOU BUT I'M GOING TO SAY I'M FINE ABOUT IT"

Read the logs. That's not brought on by anger

This guy is a maxchill dude who is totally okay with being scammed and even goes so far as to give the scammer tips :madprops:

**ihaveahelmet** · 2012-07-29

Originally Posted by Marivauder

Anyone who capitalizes words in the middle of sentences is basically throwing their keyboard at the monitor saying "I'M MAD AND I HATE YOU BUT I'M GOING TO SAY I'M FINE ABOUT IT"

At least he capitalizes the entire word and not just xxXRanDOm LeTtERsxXx

**penifSMASH** · 2012-08-08

Congratulations on buying a SomethingAwful.com forums account for $10 and waiting the requisite 3 months before joining GoonWaffe

**Iseeyouseemeseeyou** · 2012-08-13

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

Congratulations on buying a SomethingAwful.com forums account for $10 and waiting the requisite 3 months before joining GoonWaffe

You're adorable.

**Don Peyote** · 2012-08-13

Originally Posted by Iseeyouseemeseeyou

You're adorable.

I don't see you denying it j4gseemeseeyou

**true** · 2012-08-17

unless i TELL you that im dealing with it, you cant tell i have it

lost a game. Didn't read further

**Razzor** · 2012-08-18

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

Congratulations on buying a SomethingAwful.com forums account for $10 and waiting the requisite 3 months before joining GoonWaffe

Penif is posting so much truth he should become a religion

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