killboard.lovesquad.com

[Barry Zuckerkorn]

If she smokes she pokes.

[Checkbox Poll]

If she smokes she pokes.

this is known

[Kanloch]

One of our own has defected to the enemy, this is sad news


In other news, we've had 2 new corps join and Pizza is slowly crawling out of the grave to finally become relevant.


Next stop: Sov and tech moons!

[Checkbox Poll]

One of our own has defected to the enemy, this is sad news

he had honoure and didn't steal everything on the way out

[Viribus]

He stole our Strong Drop

[Kanloch]

And our hearts

[Checkbox Poll]

i wanted the thrasher cache

[wheniaminspaaaaaaaaaaace]

i wanted the thrasher cache

we're almost out of thrashers

[BiggerDangDude]

Who defected to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea?

[Kanloch]

Elite bomber pilot Junko Sideswipe makes video of dunking nerds:

Hey there, I decided I needed to one-up my CEO wheniaminspace in player-versus-people EVE videos, so I spent a week derping around TEST space in a purifier and making a video about how gangsta the purifier is.

It's got solo, duo, and small gang fights. There's a load of dead ratting drakes and various other ratting ships, plus a few real PVP engagements (space gets a sick warpin on a rail talos). Video recorded originally in 1680x1050, so youtube has to scale it down to 720p, sorry.

Track list:

• James Shimoji - Yellow Line
• Rae & Christian feat. Veba - Swan Song (For A Nation)
• The Protomen - The Fall

As per the forum rules, note that the video contains some profanity.

http://youtu.be/wHkA9ux6IAk?hd=1

[BiggerDangDude]

All the PVP kills in the world can't bring his chin back.

[wheniaminspaaaaaaaaaaace]

[Richter Belmont]

I gotta admit, that alliance logo is something special.

[Viribus]

[Viribus]

wheniaminspace, covert TEST agent to disrupt Bomber Bar operation:

http://pastebin.com/zpR46Uk0

[wheniaminspaaaaaaaaaaace]

http://pizza.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_re...ll_id=14358645

[StevieTopSiders]

There's some TEST dude who moved into the 401K staging system, and his bio is full of stuff about Pizza. zero9300 is his name, I think.

A fan of yours, or rape victim who is still butthurt?

[Checkbox Poll]

There's some TEST dude who moved into the 401K staging system, and his bio is full of stuff about Pizza. zero9300 is his name, I think.

A fan of yours, or rape victim who is still butthurt?

zero and i are hanging in curse for awhile
if you check his corp history you'd have seen he spent the last year in love squad

[StevieTopSiders]

zero and i are hanging in curse for awhile
if you check his corp history you'd have seen he spent the last year in love squad

Buy a Muninn, and you can fly with us. B)

[Viribus]

zero is, like all current and former Love Squad members, a bitter ex girlfriend

PS what are you guys doing in Curse? Touching dongs or something?

[wheniaminspaaaaaaaaaaace]

[spoiler=pizzahouse public channel after i mailed tempelman my demands]http://pastebin.com/JrmuRD3j[/spoiler]
[spoiler=excerpts from our negotiations]http://pastebin.com/83kAQbcA[/spoiler]
[spoiler=tempelmad after i popped a few more bombers]http://pastebin.com/UAZrwXEC
http://pizza.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_re...ll_id=14379444
http://pizza.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_de...ll_id=14379899[/spoiler]


i think i might have upset these guys or something idk

[Viribus]

?[ 2012.08.18 20:49:33 ] Tempelman N > I'v come back from Afganstan to EVE to play it because I enjoy it, but when im faced with guys like you It makes me hurt inside that I almost gave my life so that ppl like you can ruin the wrold

[Agathor]

The guy has the right idea, too bad he is blaming the wrong peeps.

[Securitas]

You'd think after being deployed in a hellhole of a country you'd remember how to spell it at least.

[StevieTopSiders]

PIZZA are towelhead terrorists c/d?

[anzoxe]

omg

what happen

why zero in test????

[Checkbox Poll]

omg

what happen

why zero in test????

come to the dark side :-DDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Checkbox Poll]

i'm sorry pizza warriors but i cannot convince montolio to give you yrnj when you have xenuria in your alliance

[anzoxe]

i'm sorry pizza warriors but i cannot convince montolio to give you yrnj when you have xenuria in your alliance

he's our white tree replacement

we need all the best csm candidates

[Kanloch]

Xenuria on The Mittani "You know Mittani is autistic right? I've dealt with enough autistic lawyers to know what one looks like."

[Don Peyote]

Oh please make this thread the Xenuria quote repository. I feel he has much more untapped crazy that needs mining and showing to the world

[Kanloch]

I'm recording him right now, prepare your anus

[Kanloch]

Xenuria on the CSM, after asking White Tree if he got bitches while on the CSM: "One of the reasons i'm trying to get on the CSM is because I want to lose my virginity"

[Ron Mexxico]

10/10 would listen again

[Kanloch]

Here it is in all it's unabashed glory:

Le recording

I cut like half an hour of shit off of the original recording and it's still about an hour long.

[Dego]

holy shit

the deepweb man

[Don Peyote]

Xenuria on the CSM, after asking White Tree if he got bitches while on the CSM: "One of the reasons i'm trying to get on the CSM is because I want to lose my virginity"

This is so clearly trolling. Xenuria, you've jumped the shark

[Hilmar Keller]

Somebody let Xenuria work at a day care.

With children.

[White Tree]

The greatest day.

[Kanloch]

I went through it all and commented bits for people who want to skip most of it because fuck listening to Xenuria for an hour.

[StevieTopSiders]

Wait Scientology has concentration camps?

[Don Peyote]

Here it is in all it's unabashed glory:

Le recording

I cut like half an hour of shit off of the original recording and it's still about an hour long.

Holy shit this is brilliant I just can't comprehend

I'm going to need a cast list for everyone involved in this

EDIT : lmao his deepweb thing is brilliant, this man is a hero

[Hilmar Keller]

We need a :tinfoilfedora:

[Don Peyote]

Can you guys get Xenuria to sign up to Kugu please?

Please?

[Agathor]

Xenuria will go through your stuff and call the police if he finds anything illegal and if you try posing in front of him. He will fucking G-check you like the boss he is.


Thanks Kanloch, I enjoyed that.

[Hilmar Keller]

So in my ultimately fruitless search for Xenuria posts here on Kugu I ran across the most-searched terms on our fine fora.

0.0 abuse ahac counter alliance bob books Capital coalition contest dianabolic doomsday drama edf EVE eve online exe fag faggots fc fountain futures games garmon google goonfleet goons goonswarm Griefing guitar history i am lost I am the greatest iran ironic shitposting killmail Kills kugutsumen Lazy Town lol manscaping max mc midsummer mintchip mintchiplol morsus morsus mihi networking pandemic legion PC Games pl pl fags pornz ps3 pvp rap rednecks rkk Roy Awesome scandal series shadoo Shitposting software spec The 99 Percent the mittani titan Torn Assholes wizzard66

Discuss.

[Viribus]

I have a recording of his first time on TS3, he has a very interesting dialogue with Josh about gender politics and I ask him what part of Transylvania he's from

[Kanloch]

Can you guys get Xenuria to sign up to Kugu please?

Please?

Listening to the man/girl/thing is excruciating enough, I don't think I can bring myself to ask him anything.


edit: I have more to upload later.

[Don Peyote]

You know, Xenuria doesn't actually sound like that bad of a dude. I mean, he sounds like a bit of a creeper nerd what with the jokes he makes, but he is definitely not autistic.

Raymond Kakabar?

[Kanloch]

He sits on our teamspeak and tries to join in conversations by shouting some random meme/micspaming music/saying something stupid, this usually ends with people telling him to shut the fuck up or ignoring him