Shitposting Containment Unit: The TEST Thread

**anzoxe** · 2012-06-20

so since pizza is blue to fweddit and fweddit is like dreddit back then can i be in zulu jabber?

**zodt** · 2012-06-21

Originally Posted by anzoxe

so since pizza is blue to fweddit and fweddit is like dreddit back then can i be in zulu jabber?

tbqh I think TEST should just blue pizza and get this done with, solidarity and all that

**anzoxe** · 2012-06-21

Originally Posted by zodt

tbqh I think TEST should just blue pizza and get this done with, solidarity and all that

only if we get the sov we have been begging montolio for

**Centra** · 2012-06-21

Today, MBIII was yelling at me for 45 minutes about injecting larvae, my lack of workers and forgetting my overseers

**zodt** · 2012-06-21

Originally Posted by Centra

Today, MBIII was yelling at me for 45 minutes about injecting larvae, my lack of workers and forgetting my overseers

shamefur dispray

**Raketefrau** · 2012-06-21

Originally Posted by zodt

shamefur dispray

From a R.A. Wilson book called Schrodinger's Cat, which all of you should read...

A Chinese named Wing Lee Chee was Cagliostro's closest friend in those early carnival days. Wing was the world's great master of karate, kung fu, aikido, and Comprehensive Advanced Machismo, but a gentle soul when not pushed too hard. In Bad Ass, Texas, he got pushed too hard by local cops, who objected to his use of the white toilet facilities at a gas station. They told him "A chink is just a yellowed-out nigger," roughed him up, and accidentally knocked his right eye out in their enthusiasm. At that point Wing lost his temper and was subsequently apprehended and quickly tried and convicted for the murder of four police officers.Judge Draconic V. Wasp pronounced sentence in this wise: "Young feller, you've been tried and convicted and every man in this courtroom knows your guilt is as black as hell. I have no regret in passing sentence in such a case. Soon, you little bastard, it will be spring and the robin will sing again, the flowers will bud, little children will laugh on their way to school-and you will hear and know nothing of that, for you will be dead, dead, dead.

You chink bastard. Sheriff, take the yellow son-of-a-bitch out and hang him."

Wing Lee Chee received this with no show of emotion, but then he arose and addressed the court in a steady and terrible voice. "As I rook upon the whiskey-fogged faces of judge and July in the tlavesty of a civirized coult," he said, "I know furr werr that I was foorish to ever expect justice from such degenelates. You, Judge Wasp, speak of the sweet singing of lobins in the spling and the brooming of the prants, but what can you know of the gleat Tao that moves arr of us, you four-mouthed, cunt-ricking, donkey-fucking led-neck? You desclibe the gentre voices of chirden, you glafting, thieving, monkey-faced, frat-nosed idiot offspring of a feebre-minded goat by pulple-plicked baboon! What do you know of the innocence of rittle chirden? What do you know of anything but colluption and highway Jobbery, you syph-spocked, clap-lidden, amoeba-blained white lacist? You say that Wing Lee Chee sharr be hanged by the neck until he is dead, dead, dead, but Wing Lee Chee says"-he paused dramatically, swept the courtroom with a withering glance and concluded-"you can kiss my ass until it is led, led, led!"

It is said that nineteen peace officers were torn limb from limb in the course of the hanging of Wing Lee Chee.

FRANK. But he was hanged anyway.
ERNEST: But they knew they had hanged a man.
FRANK: Like hell. They thought they'd just hanged a crazy gook.

I think of that every time I see jeffraider's sig, except in that case Wing Lee Chee yells, "SWIDGEN! HENG DAI!"

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2012-06-21

eat shit and die

**FinalShowdown** · 2012-07-02

Well coincidentally our reputation will certainly remain intact for another year.

**Madz Negro** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by zodt

tbqh I think TEST should just blue pizza and get this done with, solidarity and all that

Blue pizza then allow them to shoot blues in Fountain. I would be ok with this.

**FinalShowdown** · 2012-07-19

This thread just isn't moving as fast as it should be.

**Don Peyote** · 2012-07-19

This thread is going places

Those places are "into irrelevancy"

**Checkbox Poll** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

This thread is going places

Those places are "into irrelevancy"

If only.

**Burnizz** · 2012-07-20

Posting because I like moving fast.

**Checkbox Poll** · 2012-07-22

confirming i am a pl spy

**Don Peyote** · 2012-07-22

You're not denying it leet m8 - if you are going to fix that match, I only ask that you let me know in advance so I can bet on it tia

**BiggerDangDude** · 2012-07-23

Originally Posted by MpozoY

This is the generic TEST thread. You can talk about TEST, Dreddit, TEST members, ex-TEST members, good posters, TEST posters, intricate political intrigue or BiggerDangDude's belly.

It's not that big guys. Really.

**Viribus** · 2012-07-23

[19:55:49] Ella Meer > wheniaminspace he is terrible, takes no skill to catch retards by just moving around

Stunt Flores > internet spread sheets ella meer aint nothing to fuck wit
Ella Meer > it's like the retard making fun of the math whiz
Ella Meer > you can barely fly that thrasher

Ella meer, the most elite member of test

**Jinli mei** · 2012-07-23

I haven't touched this thread in like 3 months and pizza are still trying to be relevant?

**Viribus** · 2012-07-23

Yes it is our guiding star, some nights I stay awake in a cold sweat and ponder my irrelevance

**zodt** · 2012-07-23

I don't even play the game and it keeps me awake at night

**Don Peyote** · 2012-07-23

Originally Posted by Jinli mei

I haven't touched this thread in like 3 months and pizza are still trying to be relevant?

Succeeding if these logs are anything to go by

Originally Posted by Viribus

[19:55:49] Ella Meer > wheniaminspace he is terrible, takes no skill to catch retards by just moving around

Stunt Flores > internet spread sheets ella meer aint nothing to fuck wit
Ella Meer > it's like the retard making fun of the math whiz
Ella Meer > you can barely fly that thrasher

Ella meer, the most elite member of test

Good god TEST, what have you become?

**Ecocrexis** · 2012-07-23

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

Succeeding if these logs are anything to go by

Good god TEST, what have you become?

I blame drugs. Test must have been high to let in as much hi-sec carebears as they did.

Quick edit: To be fair though when we go roaming in Fountain we do go after the ratters and retards. The people left behind when test proper is on deployment.

**Checkbox Poll** · 2012-07-23

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

Succeeding if these logs are anything to go by

Good god TEST, what have you become?

Ella Meer is the vigilant defender of Fountain - do not question his multiboxing ways.

**Ecocrexis** · 2012-07-23

Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll

Ella Meer is the vigilant defender of Fountain - do not question his multiboxing ways.

I'm sorry but when you need 2 cynabals and 2 blackbirds to deal with most solo t1 ships its hard to have any respect for the pilot or not treat him like shit.

From roaming delve and fountain I can name quite a few test dudes who undock and kill me without being bitches. I like most of them. They are pretty chill dudes especially that newer test guy in the coercer.

**Viribus** · 2012-07-23

Holy fuck golar when will you ever learn to recognize sarcasm

**Ron Mexxico** · 2012-07-23

ella meer thinks i'm space's booster alt

**Ecocrexis** · 2012-07-23

Originally Posted by Viribus

Holy fuck golar when will you ever learn to recognize sarcasm

I play eve? So never.

**Kanloch** · 2012-07-23

Originally Posted by Viribus

[19:55:49] Ella Meer > wheniaminspace he is terrible, takes no skill to catch retards by just moving around

Stunt Flores > internet spread sheets ella meer aint nothing to fuck wit
Ella Meer > it's like the retard making fun of the math whiz
Ella Meer > you can barely fly that thrasher

Ella meer, the most elite member of test

I like how he's shit talking a newbro who has achieved roughly twice as many kills as he has in the past month or so.

**Richter Belmont** · 2012-07-23

~killboard stats~

If he is so shit, then why does he still end up killing you scrubs consistently?

Sounds like you should stop bitching and start doing.

**Viribus** · 2012-07-24

Richter I thought we weren't relevant enough for your attention

**Kanloch** · 2012-07-24

He has to find something to do now he's lost most of his audience.

**Richter Belmont** · 2012-07-25

These guys that used to be in DAWWW (and are now waiting for the 24hr cooldown) made this good as fuck video.

**Scotch** · 2012-07-25

Originally Posted by Richter Belmont

These guys that used to be in DAWWW (and are now waiting for the 24hr cooldown) made this good as fuck video.

That video owned.

I'm not convinced they're German though, too much humour.

**blackertai** · 2012-07-26

That video was epic. Welcome to the big show, Deuchefreunden.

**BiggerDangDude** · 2012-07-27

Who is Ella Meer?

**Max** · 2012-07-27

Defender of the Fatherland

**Richter Belmont** · 2012-07-28

Ella Meer is this dude who does tri- and quad-boxing of ships to camp gates and kill the garbage that the winds from Aridia blow in.

Like an instacane, falcon, and remote seboed Ashimmu for instance.

**Viribus** · 2012-07-28

He also berates test dudes for dying and talks shit about newbies that only have the SP to fly thrashers

**Securitas** · 2012-07-28

Originally Posted by Viribus

He also berates test dudes for dying and talks shit about newbies that only have the SP to fly thrashers

Also he is never seen far from 6VDT.

**Kanloch** · 2012-07-28

Originally Posted by Securitas

Also he is never seen far from 6VDT.

Not entirely true, he once flew down to D4KU just to try and camp me in while I was out in my taranis.

**wheniaminspaaaaaaaaaaace** · 2012-07-28

Originally Posted by Kanloch

Not entirely true, he once flew down to D4KU just to try and camp me in while I was out in my taranis.

that's like 4 jumps away from 6vdt :3

**Kanloch** · 2012-07-28

thatsthejoke.jpg

**Don Peyote** · 2012-07-28

Originally Posted by Richter Belmont

Ella Meer is this dude who does tri- and quad-boxing of ships to camp gates and kill the garbage that the winds from Aridia blow in.

Like an instacane, falcon, and remote seboed Ashimmu for instance.

He sounds like a self important cuntwad imo

Originally Posted by Viribus

He also berates test dudes for dying and talks shit about newbies that only have the SP to fly thrashers

Originally Posted by Securitas

Also he is never seen far from 6VDT.

These people are literally filth

**Kanloch** · 2012-07-28

He gave me this gem once when I was shit talking him in 6vdt, something along the lines of "Remember, you're the mouse and I'm the cat"

**Checkbox Poll** · 2012-07-28

he actually deployed to 1dh in delve for a week

**Richter Belmont** · 2012-07-29

[01:23:19] B0RT - Xenuria connected.

**Don Peyote** · 2012-07-29

Originally Posted by Richter Belmont

[01:23:19] B0RT - Xenuria connected.

I... I have no words. Finally, the chief autist has joined his flock

**cutchyacokov** · 2012-07-29

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

I... I have no words. Finally, the chief autist has joined his flock

You're a little late on this one. He was already trolled into posting CP links, then promptly kicked/banned/blacklisted.

**Don Peyote** · 2012-07-29

Originally Posted by cutchyacokov

You're a little late on this one. He was already trolled into posting CP links, then promptly kicked/banned/blacklisted.

Good night sweet prince.

**cutchyacokov** · 2012-08-20

Guys! Guys! I think I found MMDs office:

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