Delvolution

[whereis mebong]

was the cfc under some illusion that they were going to get some awesome massive fights?
was soco grunts under some illusion that they were going to be fighting toe-to-toe
was there any illusion that pl/cfc when they started fighting nulli/vera, were not going to push and prod and cause an escalation?

Im quite baffled to be honest, why the cfc, expected anything different from any other campaign they have ran in the last 12 months, sure there mite be a small bump or 2, but the end result is a new region or moons, and a few fucked remains of hollowed out alliances.

the soco, as a whole, dosent really exist. Its -aaa- basically calling shots, ran by a few, quite frankly, uncharasmatic leaders, that don't have the day to day ability nor competence to run a bloc lvl effective fighting force. I was part of there block last year when nc/wn/raidan/pl were beating 9 colours of shit out of aaa and co, and frankly, it came to a point where i didnt even turn up to bloc fleets cause i couldnt stand maka anymore. I don't have anything against the southern bloc alliances, they are basically the same as cfc alliances, with out the superb goons leadership and logistics team.

If i was i southern block member, i would dock up when there are lots of goons about, i would undock bombers, would run roaming gangs and cloaky campers up in cfc ratting and mining systems, and do everthing that is annoying, but not engage the cfc+pl in any setpeice or major conflict, because frankly soco, u cant effectively match the cfc in numbers, in willing fc's, and in willing welp's. Anyone else who says you can, is a deluded fuckwit. The cfc, is probably the most effective bloc lvl the game has seen atm, sure you had the nc, bob and whateve else the fuck has been around, but none has had the ability that the cfc (goons) leadership has displyed for dividing and conquering alliance and regions, and assimilating members into there ranks. Watch the posts flow and subtle hints flow towards the poor mistreated brave nulli warriors, "you should have this space, tell maka to fuck himself", blah blah etc etc. Watch the goons mastery of division of the poor unwashed pubbie masses, the real problem soco has in the futire is not the fact that they will loose space is that, they will loose space and alliances.

As far as im concerned, the writing is on the wall for -aaa- as a bloc leader, sure they have been stomped by the l337 helicopter dicking alliance a few times in the last year, but they have not experienced the cfc helicopter dicking, which from what ive seen, is as helicopter dicking as helicopter dicking can be. I feel bad for nulli though, allways had a soft spot for them, i believe they could go toe-to-toe with any cfc alliance and come out on top, but alas thats not the way of eve.

i would love to be proved wrong, but im calling it as i see it

so soco, just be cunts, do everything other then what people are expecting off you, fight dirty, scratch and bite, run and hide, and only come out and slap the cfc like a girl, then runaway again. camp gates, just bomb there fighters and fighter bombers, shit post on kugu (ya faggots are definitely winning in that area), hunker down and see what happens.

there will come a time, when dislike for cfc will reach critical mass, and through internal or external factors, there will be a 0.0 war to end all wars. Until then my friends, they will throw shit anywhere they please, and there is fuck all any single alliance or small unaligned bloc can do about it.


1st post btw, so neg-rep me up u bitches.

love bongie
000
xxx

[Richter Belmont]

T-M0FA IV - T-Makalu is a pussy
T-IPZB VIII - T-IProgod is a coward too
4O-239 III - 4O7 2 ur lokis m8
C3N-3S IV - C3No posting in local

[Zagdul]

This is shaping up to be a great week.

-FA- wins our first round in the ATX and the entire SoCo is afraid to engage ~during the week~ because the CFC + Honeybadgers won't have enough for their master plan.

Apparently Hero Bomber FC DingoGS of Test Alliance shit all over the 319 undock.

SoCo tried to undock and lost everything, S2N literally the only alliance willing to lose ships.

[Jm24]

Good fight PK, shooting my Abaddon on station cost you 20-30 ships, o7

[dabigredboat]

Delve purged as much as day one would allow. 14 hours later I am done here. 6 fights later

[Richter Belmont]

Is Nulli Secunda pre-confirmed for newest member of the Honeybadger Coalition? Will Makalu finally succumb to his own bad and biomass forever? How long will it take for RED Alliance to get their shit together?

Stay tuned for these answers and more, on our next episode of Delves of our Lives!

[Pbattican]

SoCo tried to undock and lost everything, S2N literally the only alliance willing to lose ships.

SoCo looks for good fights

CFC looks for goodfights but in the end is just in it to WRECK Q/PB/D alliances into smithereens.

Mission accomplished CFC but if you really want more fights... just fight with fewer numbers THEN drop it like its hot !

[Maulth]

SoCo looks for good fights

CFC looks for goodfights but in the end is just in it to WRECK Q/PB/D alliances into smithereens.

Mission accomplished CFC but if you really want more fights... just fight with fewer numbers THEN drop it like its hot !

I have no idea how many times it's be reiterated today, but the gudfites thing is over. It was over the moment things began to escalate. This is now a purge scenario.

[Toasted]

Wrent, you might be missing the bigger picture. CFC/TEST/PL are claiming they want to burn (ie take sov) throughout the South. They keep SoCo camped or tied down in 319 while their supers are r/f'ing the rest of Delve and now Querious (49-U).

Don't think they're really interested in good fights, except maybe TEST given their needs are "simpler."

[Pbattican]

I have no idea how many times it's be reiterated today, but the gudfites thing is over. It was over the moment things began to escalate. This is now a purge scenario.

i should have said the grunts* want goodfights

[DurrHurrDurr]

SoCo looks for good fights

CFC looks for goodfights but in the end is just in it to WRECK Q/PB/D alliances into smithereens.

Mission accomplished CFC but if you really want more fights... just fight with fewer numbers THEN drop it like its hot !

We're not looking for good fights you retarded mongoloid. That was over a while ago.

Regarding your edit: Grunts don't give a shit. Burning shit to the ground is just as satisfying.

[Pbattican]

We're not looking for good fights you retarded mongoloid. That was over a while ago.

Regarding your edit: Grunts don't give a shit. Burning shit to the ground is just as satisfying.

Your right winning is always satisfying (confirming CFC has won already)

[Rezorek]

i should have said the grunts* want goodfights

I'm a grunt, and I just want to see -A- burn.

[BiggerDangDude]

I feel bad for everyone in the SoCo. I thought Boat was smug during his reign at Truffle Pig Czar the First. It doesn't even compare to the smug he's feeling now.

[Richter Belmont]

The "gudfites initiative" was over the second Makalu moved his gypsy caravan into C3N. We abstained from calling in the CFC because we didn't need nor want 2000 extra dudes down here.

The ineptitude and lack of foresight of the SoCo's leadership forced us to re-blue up our northern friends and ask for their assistance. Goodfites are over - the BROPACT is in effect, and there is no turning back.

Take your ~wulfpax~ bullshit to Syndicate or Curse. We're going to grind these regions into ash, and how long it takes us will only be dictated by how often we are distracted from towergrinds in order to dunk on bad bloc-level FCs overdosing on hubris.

[Jm24]

Good fight PK, shooting my Abaddon on station cost you 20-30 ships, o7

lool

[GoodLuckHaveFlan]

We're not looking for good fights you retarded mongoloid. That was over a while ago.

Regarding your edit: Grunts don't give a shit. Burning shit to the ground is just as satisfying.

To be fair, TEST doesn't even care/know what they are doing in Delve. They are just happy to be in the middle of the helicopter dicking.

[StevieTopSiders]

Man, dose PK comms.

I re-extend my offer to good Nulli corps.

Ex-BoB -A- corps looking to jump ship should go eat a dick.

[Pbattican]

sigh.... anyone know what can stop a 42k endless train of people now that titans have been nerfed? Or at least draw their attention somewhere else?

Otherwise like i said before CFC/TEST/PL et alii have already won this war.

[Kosssaw]

sperg

seriously dude, did you read the posting guidelines ?

Also .....

Makalu Zarya > seriously?
Makalu Zarya > u guys need a fleet to kill bubble?

with 1000 reds in local WTF do you think ?

[Richter Belmont]

Was he talking in local? I heard they kick people in -A- for that.

[Nicky D]

only plebs get kicked, the elite however get to bless local with their verbal gold
no forum rule though like I said

[Rer]

The "gudfites initiative" was over the second Makalu moved his gypsy caravan into C3N. We abstained from calling in the CFC because we didn't need nor want 2000 extra dudes down here.

The ineptitude and lack of foresight of the SoCo's leadership forced us to re-blue up our northern friends and ask for their assistance. Goodfites are over - the BROPACT is in effect, and there is no turning back.

Take your ~wulfpax~ bullshit to Syndicate or Curse. We're going to grind these regions into ash, and how long it takes us will only be dictated by how often we are distracted from towergrinds in order to dunk on bad bloc-level FCs overdosing on hubris.

*Whistle* God, damn gentlemen. If that isn't a slap in the face to step up then I don't know what is.

[Mellow Yellow]

sigh.... anyone know what can stop a 42k endless train of people now that titans have been nerfed?

I hear Lokis are a great hard counter to the cfc blob doctrines.

[Doink9731]

Saying -A- is bad is equivalent to beating a dead horse at this point. It isn't going to get us anywhere.

Lets talk about something else.

Does anyone know some alliances who are looking to get into 0.0? There's a lot of new space to fill.

[Rupert Murdoch]

http://soundcloud.com/dariush_records/a-roam-03-07

Putting friendly ECM drones on your FC holy shit ahhhahahahahahahahahahah

You cant make this shit up

[Grath]

sigh.... anyone know what can stop a 42k endless train of people now that titans have been nerfed? Or at least draw their attention somewhere else?

So, since we've fought goons and co before, and before them the 65k mass of the NC, I'll throw you guys a bone:


You have to fight. Not only do you have to fight you have to win some of those fights, through guile and trickery, through whatever means at your disposal, you HAVE to fight. You NEED to wear down the morale and you absolutely CANT let them do what they're doing now.

The southern block sad to say, is used to fighting people like us, where when the good fights dry up we roll out.

This isn't just us.


This is a machine, that will literally chew this area up like its nobodies business, and whats worse, the longer you let it run free, the more steam it builds up behind it. The fights that are lost is what starts to wear them out, its whats fractured almost ever CFC campaign in history, and anytime they've been left unopposed its like an angry fucking locust swarm hits the region.

This is a different beast than what they've gotten used to over the past year, and if they approach it like they approached NCdot and Us last year, and in the Drone Regions the war is over. There will be no C-J where all of our allies have already left or given up, there will be no clone jumping for wolfpax because we have the cyno routes north and more than enough money for plenty of day trips, and FC's +man power to cover multiple theaters at once.

The only way you can stop a 42,000 man train like this is literally to fight

[Venetian Tar]

This is a machine, that will literally chew this area up like its nobodies business, and whats worse, the longer you let it run free, the more steam it builds up behind it. The fights that are lost is what starts to wear them out, its whats fractured almost ever CFC campaign in history, and anytime they've been left unopposed its like an angry fucking locust swarm hits the region.

For some fucked up reason, we love to shoot structures.

Tonight has been a lot of fun for me, I've shot stuff with my Titan, dropped Tengus on things that move, don't move and are already dead. I also saw a Carrier get doomsdayed because he was retarded.
I've seen -A- smack at us in local, a few Nulli dudes have been chill in Jabber and, in-general, everything is going brilliantly in EVE online.

Let's do this again tomorrow, shall we?

[Rezorek]

Getting the feel for that titan? :3

[Zagdul]

SoCo looks for good fights

CFC looks for goodfights but in the end is just in it to WRECK Q/PB/D alliances into smithereens.

Mission accomplished CFC but if you really want more fights... just fight with fewer numbers THEN drop it like its hot !

You look for good fights, yet deploy your whole coalition to fight PL/TEST 700 vs. 200. Now cry like big babbys that the coalition came down to back their bros.

It's fucking amazing how hypocritical you are.


You will only engage when the odds are in your favor. You're not good because of this. Good alliances would be able to defeat the odds. Considering how bad you claim the alliances of the north are, you guys should be able to defend the space instead of coming to forums and bitching like little girls.

Don't worry, your leadership will be AFK before long and you guys will be wondering what to do.

[Venetian Tar]

Getting the feel for that titan? :3

Yes, yes I am! It's a totally different style of play for me, but I'm loving it

Don't worry, your leadership will be AFK before long and you guys will be wondering what to do.

From the comms I heard earlier, they only have 2-3 'approved' FC's and they're not allowed to fight unless those guys are online.

I'd feel sorry for them, but I'm having far too much fun.

SoCo: Let your aspiring FC-type guys step up and see what they're like. You never know, somebody in your coalition might be willing to fight.

[Ron Mexxico]

Saying -A- is bad is equivalent to beating a dead horse at this point. It isn't going to get us anywhere.

Lets talk about something else.

Does anyone know some alliances who are looking to get into 0.0? There's a lot of new space to fill.

whoever it is let me put my alt corp in so i can jew

[Jannarious]

Just returned from the front with an intercepted transmission....

http://i.imgur.com/lCNQ8.gif

[Rer]

SoCo: Let your aspiring FC-type guys step up and see what they're like. You never know, somebody in your coalition might be willing to fight.

Hate to say it but I think its too late for this. I'm pretty sure we're ramping up into hell/death/scorched-space mode. Unless they take out small stuff like T1 cruisers or something (in which case PLEASE let Waffles know )

[The Mittani]

The only thing that will satisfy us now is slopes. Lots of slopes.

[Richter Belmont]

The only thing that will satisfy us now is slopes. Lots of slopes.

You can have your slopes - I want some forum porn.

There's been far too little of that shit leaked for how long we've been down here.

[Wheeler711]

Never gonna press undock
Never gonna let you own
Never gonna run a gang and alert you
Never gonna make reds die
Never gonna say goodfite
Never gonna quell the camp and shoot you

Ok dude that was an amazing start now we only need someone to sing it. FUCKING GREAT!

[Jean Leaner]

Just returned from the front with an intercepted transmission....

http://i.imgur.com/lCNQ8.gif

This is accurate.

[Devilish Ledoux]

First, they were bragging about killing us in Deklein. Then they were bragging about killing us in Fountain. Then Delve. Then Querious, Pure Blind. Then Catch, Immensea ...

[Rer]

Ok dude that was an amazing start now we only need someone to sing it. FUCKING GREAT!

Paging DavidKMagnus, DavidKMagnus to the Delve thread.

[progodlegend]

Just returned from the front with an intercepted transmission....

http://i.imgur.com/lCNQ8.gif

Us Nulli are known for our lovemaking abilities.

[progodlegend]

Only if they purge progod and put Abasio in charge.

Someone still holds a grudge, I think this just made my day.

[bobbechk]

Paging DavidKMagnus, DavidKMagnus to the Delve thread.

He actually have a finished lyric waiting for him already

Viper ShizzIe: do a gotye cover

"Some faggots That Wont ?ven Show"
(fe?t. Holl??)

[Dacil:]
Now and then I think of when came to delve
Like when we fought and we were happ? to all die
Told my friends of how we'd rape your ships
But lost our sentrys to your bomber fleet
Dalman made atleast a houndred bil on drone replacements

Spies got unrestricted access to all of your forums
You sent invitations to attend‚ all to attend
So when we saw russians come to ?our defense
And you brought in the rest of your friends
We drop c?ps and suddenl? the fight was over

But ?ou didn't have to run and dock
Post about how we outnumbered your fleets atleast two to one
But we don't really need your mails
We take some of your stations and you cry so loud

You complain about how OP dreads are
Whine about it on your boards and then you blame eachother

A fight would really be fun though

Now you're just some faggots that wont even show

Now you're just some faggots that wont even show

Now you're just some faggots that wont even show

[Holly as Progod:]
Now i think of all the times that we were owning
But you had to go and drop every dread and titan that you got
We dont want to fight that way
Getting blapped by moroses all day
Shadoo said that you would fight us fair
We dont really want those stations that some russians faggots used to own

[Dacil:]

But you didn't have to run and dock
Post about how we outnumbered your fleets atleast two to one
But we don't really need your mails
We take some of your stations and you cry so loud
You complain about how OP dreads are
Whine about it on your boards and then you blame eachother
A fight would really be fun though
Now you're just some faggots that wont even show

[x2]
Some faggots
(That wont even show)
Some faggots
(Now you're just some faggots that wont even show)

(That wont even show)
(That wont even show)
(Wont even show)
Some faggots

[DavidKMagnus]

Paging DavidKMagnus, DavidKMagnus to the Delve thread.

Checking it out

[Zagdul]

Grath so your mad and surprised nulli called in backup when facing defeat at the hands of Pl and test ? You know that's what everyone does to defend their precious space. You were the aggressor you got bobbed because you were winning.

So you asked for help and now it's a shitty sov grind. Should have bailed when aaa first bobbed at least then you wouldn't be considered a CFC pet.

Tonight we spent 20 minutes reinforcing and capping 5 systems with supers while we waited for cynos to go up in 319 to blap some sub caps.

We couldn't cap up in time to get to the next beacon and waiting for dudes with shit computers. All this hard sov work is some rough shit when you come prepared to grind sov.

v0v keep listening to your leaders dude. You'll learn that the structure grinding is what our FC's live for. Eating you guys up on undocks icing. And even if we lose more ships, means jack shit to us.

Shadoo said it best. You will kill thousands more of us before this is over. Shit, you may even come out on top of the isk war (lol), but fuck, you will have no space left. All you have to look forward to is your leadership getting frustrated and quitting. Your coalition lacks direction and focus. You cannot win.

[Centra]

The only thing that will satisfy us now is slopes. Lots of slopes.

Hey, don't be racist. Where my pengyou at from Pangu?

[Zagdul]

Yes, yes I am! It's a totally different style of play for me, but I'm loving it



From the comms I heard earlier, they only have 2-3 'approved' FC's and they're not allowed to fight unless those guys are online.

I'd feel sorry for them, but I'm having far too much fun.

SoCo: Let your aspiring FC-type guys step up and see what they're like. You never know, somebody in your coalition might be willing to fight.

And here we have 2 month old dudes taking drake fleets out shitting on their loki's.

Fuck me that's gotta be demoralizing.

[ihaveahelmet]

[spoiler=Hey][spoiler=Guess what?]-A- is docked![/spoiler][/spoiler]

credits to bobbechk

[Mellow Yellow]

Must say the musical content this campaign has generated has been pretty spectacular.

Saw this linked today: http://soundcloud.com/cryogrid-recor...rnet-starships

Iirc its by the guys in Repercussus responsible for "how to stay aligned"

[spoiler="Lyrics"]
Based on the song "Starships" by Nicki Minaj (yeah, I went there)
-----
Razor!
CFC!
Honeybadger!
Let's go to the south west
Let's go down to Delve
Rigs, mods, get 'em off the shelf
Nulli ships? Fleets? They got no bite
Good fights against Reds are hard to come by
Jump clones, drones, testes made o' stone
Drop zone oh, cyno's in the zone
Is it V. C.? System gonna flip
I'mma fire all missiles and pop me some ships
And we're in Warp, warp
Planets fly past
We're at your door, door
So make your stand
So get in warp, warp
Like it's your last chance
Update your clone, clone
'Cause here I am
Starships were meant to fight
Not stay docked up all night
Won't stop, so say goodbye
Let's form up one more time
Starships were meant to fight
Not stay docked up all night
Let's form up one more time
Hot drop...
(We're fightin' all you motherfuckers)
(We're fightin' all you motherfuckers)
(We're fightin' all you motherfuckers)
Jump in my scimi, tengu, drake
I own that
And we all heard your fleets are shit
I know that
So fuck who you brought, and fuck who you like
War's our life, there's no end in sight
Now we're takin' all your SOV...
Everybody quiet now, "Break, break, break"
Target primary, make 'em pay pay pay
And if you're a G, you in 9 C G!
Ain't stoppin' here, lets kick 'em to the streets
And we're in Warp, warp
Planets fly past
We're at your door, door
So make your stand
Starships were meant to fight
Not stay docked up all night
Won't stop, so say goodbye
Let's form up one more time
Starships were meant to fight
Not stay docked up all night
Let's form up one more time
Hot drop...
(We're fightin' all you motherfuckers)
(We're fightin' all you motherfuckers)
(We're fightin' all you motherfuckers)
Starships were meant to fight
Not stay docked up all night
Won't stop, so say goodbye
Let's form up one more time
Starships were meant to fight
Not stay docked up all night
Let's form up one more time
Hot drop...
(We're fightin' all you motherfuckers)
(We're fightin' all you motherfuckers)
(We're fightin' all you motherfuckers)

[/spoiler]

[Seymore Graves]

[spoiler=Hey][spoiler=Guess what?]-A- is docked![/spoiler][/spoiler]

credits to bobbechk