Delvolution

**Agathor** · 2012-06-30

Originally Posted by sladislov

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Nulli_Secunda
http://strukts.com/wp-content/upload...6/slopes_e.gif
Slowly starting.

Himalayan plateau for the himalayan plateau throne?

**Grinder** · 2012-06-30

There will be no big fights in Delve, no Delve IV (V, XIII, etc). There are no ops on -A- forums, there are no ops on Nulli forums, there are no ops on Raiden. forums (not that you could tell if there was as both Rdn forums and jabber are dead).

It's the usual -A- plan of staying docked for the next month or two, or three, until everyone fucks off home, realising how shit Delve is, and then take back uncontested.

**Grath** · 2012-06-30

Originally Posted by Grinder

It's the usual -A- plan of staying docked for the next month or two, or three, until everyone fucks off home, realising how shit Delve is, and then take back uncontested.

Thats what we were hoping for

**Prodnovick** · 2012-06-30

I was hoping they would at least welp a loki fleet first but meh, whatever.

**Shadoo** · 2012-06-30

-A- leadership has been hyping how they will defend everything during the week. Of course, they had originally said "by friday" then it was "on monday" and now it's "during the week".

I still have high hopes for some proper meatgrinders with 1000+ drakes dead on our side.

**Wildside** · 2012-06-30

Originally Posted by Prodnovick

I was hoping they would at least welp a loki fleet first but meh, whatever.

they are slowly whelping them 1 by 1 on the 319 undock to tornados. prob 3-5 a day.

**sladislov** · 2012-06-30

Originally Posted by Agathor

Himalayan plateau for the himalayan plateau throne?

A very slight slope, for the very slight slope(pro)god(legend).
I though they would be increasing in numbers after their recent foray into the propaganda business.

**Richter Belmont** · 2012-06-30

Originally Posted by Grinder

There will be no big fights in Delve, no Delve IV (V, XIII, etc). There are no ops on -A- forums, there are no ops on Nulli forums, there are no ops on Raiden. forums (not that you could tell if there was as both Rdn forums and jabber are dead).

It's the usual -A- plan of staying docked for the next month or two, or three, until everyone fucks off home, realising how shit Delve is, and then take back uncontested.

What happens if we DON'T fuck off home? What if we move in like a humanoid typhoon into the southwest and dig our heels into Fortress Delve?

Will -A- stay permadocked in 319, losing a dozen strategic crusers a day, decrying the skill-less cowardly blobbers and incessantly chestbeating onto deaf ears?

Would this be the end of Against All Authorities?

**Bowkers** · 2012-06-30

Lol no.

**Horus** · 2012-06-30

Originally Posted by Richter Belmont

What happens if we DON'T fuck off home? What if we move in like a humanoid typhoon into the southwest and dig our heels into Fortress Delve?

than i have 3 balls and i am also a flipper

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**Endie** · 2012-06-30

Originally Posted by Some Market Dude

Oh ya, I forgot from yesterday:

Comrade Mittani is sounding very tired of Eve. This last SOTG was like watching them put some makeup and a suit on a dying, bloated, terminally-alcoholic Yeltsin, and wheeling him out for the cameras so the plebs still think there's someone in charge. It will be interesting to see if his bureaucratic machinery can function when he's no longer around enough even to be a figurehead. If not, the screams of dying goons and pets will be glorious as everyone comes to take their revenge for a year or two of subjugation and terror. Also interested to see goons version...will it be five next time? six? Anyway, it'll be cool, I'm sure.

GD, I love this game.

Insightful analysis laced with some high-quality wishful thinking!

In fact, MIttens' plane back from a week in Alaska was delayed and then when he got back a couple of hours before the SotG Madison's main internet provider was down, and we were rushing around trying to Heath Robinson up an alternative involving Solo skyping his landline in via a conference call piped to the Icecast. T-30 minutes and it was decided we'd have to postpone until today, then his ISP came back up and he was able to brainstorm then largely extemporise what you heard.

Originally Posted by ihaveahelmet

my first pvp loss was to someone who now is a super useful dude in snigg

My first pvp loss was solo to a 25-man Bob gang camping the pipe in Scalding Pass and led by Lady Scarlet. I killed their only dictor as I died and they had to go home. Though I was all

at the time because I didn't realise what I'd done until Eurosquad called me shobon and said it was all ok.

Originally Posted by Manny

I just wanted to post and say im excited at the oppurtunity to fly in fleets with all my usual bros plus friends such as vee laz endie etc. . I would like to extend a heartfelt thankyou to the badposting southern plebians for providing the kindling for a great reunion in good ole delve.

Yeah it was cool we landed on the pos, swapped travel for combat fits and immediately joined Elise's fleet and cynoed in to start shooting stuff. You weren't there, though, which I thought was a shame, but Penif was, as foretold a week ago.

**Venetian Tar** · 2012-06-30

We might only be shooting structures at the moment, but I'm a

Titan pilot who is having the time of his life.

I wish to thank -A- for letting me get used to this thing by remaining docked.

**Securitas** · 2012-06-30

Originally Posted by Lorren Canada

I'd literally quit eve instead

This is actually pretty unchill of you. EVOL is actually a pleasant and mostly laidback corp to be in (cue jokes about setting up towers.)

**cold one** · 2012-07-01

Originally Posted by Blawrf

http://www.twitch.tv/pcgamer/b/323134472

Somewhat boring livestream of the PCGamer dude....

PC gamer dude should ask CCP for the loan of a good character and ship. I mean, they could whip one up an all white Vengeance with a large red "PRENSA" along the fuselage. Give it an unbreakable cloak and put the self-destruct button in a dev's sweaty grip.

**ihaveahelmet** · 2012-07-01

pcgamer should fuck right off

**Centra** · 2012-07-01

Originally Posted by Venetian Tar

We might only be shooting structures at the moment, but I'm a

Titan pilot who is having the time of his life.

I wish to thank -A- for letting me get used to this thing by remaining docked.

Titans aren't even good at that since you bump like 100km every jump in

FAKE EDIT: New sig is so

**Grath** · 2012-07-01

So, I'm reading all these internal communications among these southern allies, and its like, you formed up 700 dudes, then 700 dudes formed in response to that and now you're all sad.

How does that make any sense at all?

**ihaveahelmet** · 2012-07-01

Originally Posted by Grath

How does that make any sense at all?

It doesn't.

And are you trying to understand their behaviour?

Seriously?

Because that was doomed from the start.

**Venetian Tar** · 2012-07-01

Originally Posted by Centra

Titans aren't even good at that since you bump like 100km every jump in

FAKE EDIT: New sig is so

The last time I bumped, it got me into my optimal. Sadly, I jumped towards the end because you fuckers form and jump before I enter the character selection screen!

**Tez** · 2012-07-01

Twitch.tv's main engineering guy contacted me about doing eve-related stuff but I have no clue what; any ideas?

**Tez** · 2012-07-01

Also I am bad at Kugu why doesn't my amazing sig show up

**Tez** · 2012-07-01

Oh there it is. Tripleposting yay

**Max** · 2012-07-01

highfive m8er

**Marivauder** · 2012-07-01

Triple posting to fix signatures, i think it's the only viable excuse, i mean unless you're Don Peyote in which you triple post because you can

**ihaveahelmet** · 2012-07-01

Originally Posted by Tez

Oh there it is. Tripleposting yay

If you lived in Canada I would make you my groom.

Triplepost your way into my heart.

Et caetera.

**Tez** · 2012-07-01

I almost quad posted to point out the third post's double dubs, but I was afraid it isn't cool anymore.

**Rezorek** · 2012-07-01

Originally Posted by Tez

Twitch.tv's main engineering guy contacted me about doing eve-related stuff but I have no clue what; any ideas?

This might be your big break

Probably streaming EVE and you making materials for that.

**Tez** · 2012-07-01

Eve is boring as fuck to stream though. I dunno, I got him on skype now so we'll bounce some ideas back and forth and see if anything neat comes out of it.

**Rezorek** · 2012-07-01

Originally Posted by Tez

Eve is boring as fuck to stream though. I dunno, I got him on skype now so we'll bounce some ideas back and forth and see if anything neat comes out of it.

I was thinking the same when typing that heh

I noticed that when I watched that pc gamer dude was streaming it was uninteresting to watch. But I feel the same about MANY games.

Only SC2 is mildy entertaining.

**Razzor** · 2012-07-01

[02:47:10] Elanis > penifsmash sends his regards~~~

I was so sure the eo titan was going to jump before bridging by "accident" :3

**penifSMASH** · 2012-07-01

i just bridged home a full fleet of goonn00bs

**Razzor** · 2012-07-01

you shoulda jumped

**Rezorek** · 2012-07-01

And they all said ty so cutesy

**Tez** · 2012-07-01

Also I am unironically mad that I can't use the huge version of my sig like Centra's

**Fix Lag** · 2012-07-01

Penifsmash bridged me home tonight c/d?

**Venetian Tar** · 2012-07-01

Shadoo called me duder

**Max B** · 2012-07-01

Originally Posted by Venetian Tar

Shadoo called me duder

be greatful he didnt called you retard or another sweet bird name of his own creation !

**Opti** · 2012-07-01

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

i just bridged home a full fleet of goonn00bs

hi penifsmasher

i heard recently on state of the g00nies that mittani said because kartoon like quit the game and shit all is forgiven

time to get off that blacklist no doubt O7

**space4sale** · 2012-07-01

(im terrible edit)

**Razzor** · 2012-07-01

Originally Posted by Grath

So, I'm reading all these internal communications among these southern allies, and its like, you formed up 700 dudes, then 700 dudes formed in response to that and now you're all sad.

How does that make any sense at all?

who gives a fuck

lets burn everything

**Razzor** · 2012-07-01

Originally Posted by space4sale

someone is terrible at eve
Attachment 3064

Judging by what I have seen in Delve so far I imagine hes been station camping you with that thanatos for 3 days

:edit: Nice edit faggot

**Wildside** · 2012-07-01

derpaderp.

[ 2012.07.01 03:33:32 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>425mm AutoCannon II belonging to Perseus Kallistratos hits you, doing 836,6 damage.(deagroed here +/- 10sec depending on neut/painter cycle)

[ 2012.07.01 03:34:59 ] (notify) The station denies you permission to dock for the moment due to your recent acts of aggression.
[ 2012.07.01 03:34:59 ] (notify) Requested to dock at 319-3D IX - Moon 22 - Blood Raiders Logistic Support station
[ 2012.07.01 03:34:59 ] (notify) Please wait...
[ 2012.07.01 03:34:59 ] (notify) Requested to dock at 319-3D IX - Moon 22 - Blood Raiders Logistic Support station
[ 2012.07.01 03:34:59 ] (notify) Please wait...
[ 2012.07.01 03:34:59 ] (notify) Requested to dock at 319-3D IX - Moon 22 - Blood Raiders Logistic Support station
[ 2012.07.01 03:34:59 ] (notify) Docking operation already in progress.<br>Estimated time left: 10 seconds.
death at 2012.07.01 03:35:00

tho if faireness it wouldnt change much. gfgf

**penifSMASH** · 2012-07-01

Originally Posted by space4sale

.

hey faggot, your coalition lost 4 carriers and a dozen T3s yesterday alone in 319 all while MrBlue solo camped you to fuck like a brave warrior in his carrier for 3 days

try again

**space4sale** · 2012-07-01

i guess we re all terrible at eve

**ihaveahelmet** · 2012-07-01

Originally Posted by space4sale

i guess we re all terrible at eve

Some more than others.

IOW, you.

**Horus** · 2012-07-01

Originally Posted by Centra

Titans aren't even good at that since you bump like 100km every jump in

FAKE EDIT: New sig is so

your sign is so kawaiiiiii

**Alikchi** · 2012-07-01

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

hey faggot, your coalition lost 4 carriers and a dozen T3s yesterday alone in 319 all while MrBlue solo camped you to fuck like a brave warrior in his carrier for 3 days

try again

This was actually fucking hilarious to watch. Drakefleet was bouncing around, every once in a while someone would ask "Should we help that carrier?"

"Oh, no. He's fine."

**Buddahcjcc** · 2012-07-01

Originally Posted by Richter Belmont

What happens if we DON'T fuck off home? What if we move in like a humanoid typhoon into the southwest and dig our heels into Fortress Delve?

Will -A- stay permadocked in 319, losing a dozen strategic crusers a day, decrying the skill-less cowardly blobbers and incessantly chestbeating onto deaf ears?

Would this be the end of Against All Authorities?

lol according to http://dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/.../influence.png

They lost 3 more in immensea, someone lost 4 in Delve an one next door all to test