Kick those bums out, Scotch, they're not wiping their feet and leaving their wrecks all over the place.
Kick those bums out, Scotch, they're not wiping their feet and leaving their wrecks all over the place.
Turns out your asshole roommate decided to throw a house party and invited 60,000 of his closest friends, but he swears he'll clean up after the party is over.Originally Posted by Scotch
You call that slope while I call that trimming the fat!
CCP Greyscale Wrote: People live in Outer Ring.Kesper North: my point is there are a ton of things you can do in eve that don't involve dumping supers on mouthbreathing idiots like valor empireMontolio: I actually have a huge crush on S2N
I have cascade bingo, what do I win?
Dongs.
(awesome 2500th post)
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[05:28:32] Damienwhat Solette > friend said, if only they didn't have those 2 falcons there, i said they have 3, and he said that just says they don't want to do anything fair, just want to be dicks about it like not normal dicks but big black huge cocks
Well, at the moment it seems like everyone is still moving down and getting ready. Its frustrating as a SoCo grunt because im itchin to start shootin. Our FCs arent doing anything and i dont know where our 700-800 man blobs are gone.
They jumpcloned back home.
Confirming a new post was needed.
I am back baby, Time to get back into this shit in Delve after our glorious vacation up north
*Crashes on the couch*
When the fuck did waffle blue half the universe...
Lead a fleet yourself?
I know that's an unheard of concept in the south, letting anyone lead fleets, but it can't hurt to try eh?
38 guys in warpout tanked tornados camping in 350 soco dudes.
what gives?
PEOPLE OF THE SOUTH! YOU ARE BEING MISLED AND I CAN PROVE IT!
I know you do not want to listen to an enemy, but there is no harm in listening to a view that is different than your own and I offer only a civil and fact based argument. I give you the truth because it is the best argument I can make.
SoCo, let me start by showing you the most recent statement by -A-'s leadership to it's members:
Originally Posted by Our dearest Makalu
Starting Wednesday 9/5/07:
EU roll out for those who remain in 319- and the Delve Theater. LEAVE SHIPS AND JUMP CLONES IN 319- FOR FUTURE FIGHTS. Your new home will be in LGK. Get a good stock of ships to this region including those for the following groups:
AF group
Tengu group
Fleet setup (BS>BC>Dictor)
Carriers stay in 319- for now.
All regroups until further notice will be at 02:00 eve time. That means that you are in game, in gang, and ready to roll at this time. We want numbers and ships to be available at all times. Also for dictor pilots, have at least 3 backups in LGK incase we get supercaps to kill.
All pilots make sure ammo stocks are set and ready to go in LGK because corp hangers will likely be non existent and market is skeptical. THIS IS ONLY 4JUMPS FROM 319, NO EXCUSES NOT TO HAVE SHIPS AVAILIBLE IN LGK !!!
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That's right SoCo, -A- leadership has ordered their men to move back to within 4 JUMPS of their capital! You may ask why this is being done, and I will tell you. The war is going badly for the Against all Authorities, SoCo . 9CG6- has fallen and remains in the control of your enemy to the west. Thousands of active members from the CFC and PL have overrun entire regions to the north and west, and continue to gain ground unchecked. -A-'s supercapital fleet is now outmatched and outnumbered by the combined might of the alliances rallied against it.
Once again I remind you, these are not my opinions; these are facts that can be verified. Do not trust the -A- leadership, do not trust even me, but instead verify these facts through 3rd parties, non-involved bystanders and war observers, and the very stats of the game itself.
Your members are leaving SoCo. I give you proof in the form of this graph:
SoCo members jump ship!
As you can see, recorded by dotlan.com, you have recently lost over 200 members and your numbers continue to fall sharply. We have reports that your leaders wish to leave your current space within a matter of 3 weeks at most, sooner if possible.
Why would they do this? Because -A- is misleading them, brave PvPers of SoCo! The -A- leadership claims to want to help you, they claim to care about you and have your interests in mind, but it is all a lie and, once again, I CAN PROVE IT!
I ask you, SoCo members, where are your goodfights? I will tell you, it was taken by -A-'s FC, Makalu! Makalu's spirit was destroyed by a combined fleet of the PL and NCdot, and to further his own gameplay wants and needs, he FORCED the rest of SoCo to give up the most precious item in the game. He took the one thing this coalition cared about in eve online simply so he himself could not lose and have fun.
This was an FC of -A-, SoCo members. They have used countless alliances and corporations in the past to further their own gameplay and will do it again without a care in the universe.
Where is the alliance Red Alliance, SoCo members? I will tell you the TRUTH! It fell to the swarm of enemies at its doorstep because -A- did not care for them. -A- charged them money for space they were unwilling to help defend! RA collapsed without -A- support, SoCo members, and they were stronger, wealthier, and controlled more space than you. The enemies of -A- were but a fraction of what they are now at the time, so what will become of you, SoCo members?
Do not be so foolish as to not listen to REASON, soco! Trust the truth, verify the facts and you will see that I am right!
Why does -A- make you not fight for space you can make money from, SoCo members? They know we camp your systems every day and night. They know you can not mine or rat without a high risk of dying. They know you will have the weight of the largest alliance in eve history pushing down on you soon. They know these things the same as you and I, but why have they ordered the withdrawal from your region? Why have they not brought you supplies, POS fuel, or capital fleets for your defense? Why has -A- not even so much as used a titan to jump bridge one of your members to make a tiny bit of profit somewhere, anywhere?
They do not do these things because they do not care about you, SoCo members. They are misleading your leadership into thinking they care by telling lies!
Let us examine the FACTS!
-A- forced you to give away space to RA. Do they truely even own the space they make you give up?
-A- is losing the war to the west. The combined combat skills of even the SNIGGWAFFE seems too much for them, as witnessed by their own killboard!
-A- are desperate to survive and maintain their level of fun at any cost and will use anyone they can to better themselves. Many alliances have been misled by -A- and you can verify this by simply looking at the game's history.
Did you know that RA was once in Insmother? For you newer members, you may not know this, but the RA leadership was pushed out of Insmother. When the time came, the leadership took everything that wasn't bolted down and left their members with near nothing, despite having fun playing eve at the expense of their loyal and trusting soldiers.
I do not wish to see you collapse as so many alliances before you have, members of SoCo . If you were to lose everything and leave eve, as RA has, then everyone in the game suffers, regardless of alliance or playstyle.
You can leave and still fight us, SoCo members. Leaving SoCo does not have to mean being allied with goons! There are plenty of stronger, more powerful, richer and more FUN coalitions that you could join that still get to shoot us. There are places you can move to that can PvP when they want to and make isk when they want to.
Think of what being in another coalition could bring you SoCo:
-You do not have to be forced to surrender PvP all day and night with no hope of fights in sight.
-You do not need to worry about dying because your alliance would have a reimbursement plan, unlike SoCo which discontinued theirs due to bankruptcy
-PvP 23/7 if you want, anytime you want, and not be forced to spend your precious playtime camping the same gate over and over, only to be overrun and beaten within mere seconds by a force twice your number. You could have roaming gangs if you wish or solid gatecamps with members who are competent, unlike some of your members as evidenced here: SoCo members know how to fit ships!
We know you want to leave, SoCo members. We know it is no fun to waste what little game time you have on things you do not want to do, only to have to pay an absentee slumlord. We know of your pain, soco members!
I am here to help.
Send an email to getsaved@mrcoloredshirt.com or send me an evemail ingame to Mr Coloredshirt. Whatever it takes to get a hold of me (note that as of right now, your alliance leaders are actively trying to block the truth from spreading, see makalu's email about how to chatblock entire alliances). I can help you. I can help all of you.
Confirming this is the best battle of the Delve war so far
http://squee.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_re...ll_id=13834520
I am ashamed to even know you
(4:14:52 AM) grimbold_dengrist: all Marivauder does as a mod is post about being a mod
(11:47:38 AM) endie: If you lot don't stop that I'm moving this corp to test
We value you as a member of the EVE Online community; however toxic behavior will not be tolerated. ~CCP
Is PL so impatient to get back to their precious tech that they're actually offering to help S2N leave Delve?
Delve War 5: We Have Better Things To Do
It would be more believable if you said Makalu skype logs or something.
Nice write up though, but don't quit your day job.
“Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom”
You're in the way
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This date doesn't even make sense.
Mr. Coloredshirt, honored spy and troublemaker, are you telling a fib?
Best exchange I've heard so far from capital comms:
Goon: "Remote tracking links don't work on titans, do they?"
PL dude: "Yeah, thanks for that."
[05:28:32] Damienwhat Solette > friend said, if only they didn't have those 2 falcons there, i said they have 3, and he said that just says they don't want to do anything fair, just want to be dicks about it like not normal dicks but big black huge cocks
Damn I missed one.
Every station name in Delve must tell this story
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Warp in to help blues fight a TEST fleet.....blues warp off.....TEST fleet owns.
Pretty standard.
That's a real CCP style graph you got there.
SoCo members jump ship!
Look peasant, and tremble in powerless fear as your members flee for greener pastures and your sovereignty and hard work gets beaten to nothing by the overwhelming forces of the West.
CCP streamed us waving our dicks in Delve on EveTV, turning this war into a marketing campaign was my best idea ever.
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It's almost as if I'm really there (and bored as fuck)!
Look at all the peasants who don't remember RoyofCA.
I am actually blogging again at: http://endie.net Twitter: @EndiePosts
[s]I'm so pumped to play EVE Online right now.[/s] I am so pumped to make fun of SoCo shitposters.
Shut the fuck up, PK.
You are literally the dumbest person. Do some googling or something.
I am actually blogging again at: http://endie.net Twitter: @EndiePosts
lots of burn going on here.
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"God created the world in seven days, in a smaller, but no less impressive gesture, I destroyed HTA in 5"
Grath
Mr Blue / Twisted girl /Stripperella - SNIGG - PL
RIP RoyofCA
http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=8510
This looks like it was a fun battle. Anyone with some insight what went down?
Brutal ineptness from CFC combined with fun roaming from the Southern forces ended by dropping supers cause bombers could not kill those.
I think fun continued for CFC as I heard them losing another 100 drakes in the next hour.
Honestly, the greatest blob ever may be taking sov but SoCo looks pretty good. If this is what happens while AAA is docked....
Shadoo is the only thing going for CFC right now. If not for him - we'd be talking about how fast TEST will beg for terms
and what those might be.
Just looked at AAA board. 2000 ship kills in 7 days or some ludicrous number like that. 700 dead battle cruisers (we all know who those belong to).
Someone here was begging to see 1000 dead drakes. Well, you got it. Except you prolly did not think you'd lose them to wolfpax.
What a clusterfuck - we will take delve for TEST/PETS but good luck living/holding it.
And you better pray Shadoo does not take vacation.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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"Every rifter counts friend" - VR
My eyes have been opened.
[05:28:32] Damienwhat Solette > friend said, if only they didn't have those 2 falcons there, i said they have 3, and he said that just says they don't want to do anything fair, just want to be dicks about it like not normal dicks but big black huge cocks
You can purge our space while we run from fleet after fleet but by god you can never take our 2000 ships killed in 7 days
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CloakyFaGTacTics(1dh) VS AlmostUnscannableToRnAdo(319), the real delve war
Triple A and co are so bad that goons havent used a real FC in days
get dumpstered noobs
Oi, when are you lot leaving 319?
Seriously, go next door. Shoo. Go anywhere but 319.
[05:28:32] Damienwhat Solette > friend said, if only they didn't have those 2 falcons there, i said they have 3, and he said that just says they don't want to do anything fair, just want to be dicks about it like not normal dicks but big black huge cocks
All the real FCs were last seen trying to get a convoy of capitals across the universe
and failing
This must be karma for all the flaming bags of poo we've left on your porch.
[05:28:32] Damienwhat Solette > friend said, if only they didn't have those 2 falcons there, i said they have 3, and he said that just says they don't want to do anything fair, just want to be dicks about it like not normal dicks but big black huge cocks
Wolf pax is the secret to winning wars, circa 2006
Did SoCo manage to bomb a MWD'ing drake ball?
In all seriousness, this is absolutely true. Skirmish commanders are doing the strategic things and newbee FC/slosh op guys are doing the rest. That's what we think of soco.
CCP graphs go right to left!
FAILs super FC formed up a 130man tornado gang and ripped CFC to shreds along with a very good bombing run. Unfortunately the tornado gang suffered to an invisible bubble. While trying to warp the gang on, it got stuck and the fleet warp command got bugged. After this happened fleet warps were only taking a few pilots with them leaving the rest behind and split up.
SoCo hasnt even formed up yet. CFC came while we were moving and slowed us down, now that were settled, out small gangs are ripping CFC a new one and SoCO hasnt even begun defending yet. Theres been no CTA's or Ops posted, just get 100men in fleet and go shit on a CFC fleet.
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=13846079
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=13849685
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=13849222
and that last one was an archon and 2 legions and a tempest down for the SoCo, rest CFC
Sounds suspiciously like a bunch of shitty pilots that didn't align to me.
Crowing about killing dudes when you are in the sov defending business is moving goalposts. Don't let these words discourage the valiant defense of 319 station.
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