Delvolution

**Kevin** · 2012-07-12

Fuck this weightloss shit.

Also, Don, i have been lawyerising and I will state for the record that Walltreipers did not gain any nullsec sov until April 2012, does that count?

Also they have a cyno alt called Al PaCyno.

Fucking gold.

**penifSMASH** · 2012-07-12

guys how much can you squat

**Teh Ashen** · 2012-07-12

Originally Posted by Rer

Man this sucks, there's nothing to talk about now

Let n = number of pages in a war thread. As n -> 100, relevant posts diminish. This gives the mods an excuse to lock the thread pre-100, thus blue balling faggots who live to get the 100 page snipe (like Vonq.) I wonder what kind of linear function it is though.

**ihaveahelmet** · 2012-07-12

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

Accidentally dropping your burgers on their lengthy journey to your mouth doesn't count as "losing" weight, you know

Depends, maybe he didn't find the burgers after their timely fall. In that case it would certainly count as "losing" weight.

**Scotch** · 2012-07-12

I think the time is drawing near to turn out the lights and shut the door on this one.

**Pielemieni** · 2012-07-12

Originally Posted by Grim

-A- has a finite amount of renters to evict...

I'm curious on if their Russian allies (ROL, COVEN, SE) awake from their slumber like they have for past invasions, or if they will lay low and hope no one remembers that Feyth and Paragon Soul exist.

Russian. Dude, study your googlemaps or something...

**Pielemieni** · 2012-07-12

Originally Posted by Grim

The other COVEN

It's spelled c0ven.
\o/

And yeah, we confirm we're still in PL.

Also:

Never Surrender, Never Give Up!

http://hq.c0ven.pl/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=184999

**Ming Tso** · 2012-07-12

Almost made 100 pages. Was an excellent thread.

tengen · 2012-07-12

EDIT: figured it out, smartbombs to kill drones. move along.

**Fix Lag** · 2012-07-12

Originally Posted by tengen

Hey Makalu, how come you shoot your own dudes?

http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&...2012&scl_id=40

36 of the 39 T3 kills on your board are SoCo. And it's not just some kind of targeting bug, you actually did damage to all of them.

Is this some kind of elite pvp thing?

Gotta keep that killboard green, nigga

**Pielemieni** · 2012-07-12

Originally Posted by Ming Tso

Almost made 100 pages. Was an excellent thread.

Need 2 more pages. The reps are holding.

**Rer** · 2012-07-12

It won't happen. Time to let this one go boys, out to pasture (Catch)

**Some Market Dude** · 2012-07-12

You sperglords better spew some shitposts out fast before some modzi gets wind and drops the lock.

**Banlish** · 2012-07-12

Originally Posted by Some Market Dude

You sperglords better spew some shitposts out fast before some modzi gets wind and drops the lock.

Emergency 10 page thesis about the entire war from an economic and socioeconomic point of view incoming sir!!!*

*- yeah no, even *I* don't want to do that, well not without a giant pile of isk waiting for me to write up the entire fucking thing and that ain't happening.

**Themick** · 2012-07-12

Originally Posted by WNxWolfy

Holy shit are you serious?

http://i.imgur.com/pDD4c.jpg 375 days

http://i.imgur.com/cQdii.jpg last week

**Player of no importance** · 2012-07-12

"I'm a little vaklempt. Talk amongst yourselves. Here, I'll give you a topic: The holy [Honeybadger] empire was neither made of honey nor badgers. Discuss."

**Raketefrau** · 2012-07-12

Originally Posted by GreenDaemon

Heh, Immensea. Just in range. They can look @ C-J6, but they can't touch.

I hope this isn't the case, I miss kicking them out. Haven't kicked RA out of C-J for like 6-9 months now.

I'm from an industrial corp, and I think I've kicked RA out of C-J more times than I've mined.

**Soft Insanity** · 2012-07-12

Originally Posted by Themick

http://i.imgur.com/pDD4c.jpg 375 days

http://i.imgur.com/cQdii.jpg last week

That's pretty good

**Lorren Canada** · 2012-07-12

Best way to lose weight is not gain it in the first place you nerds

**Themick** · 2012-07-12

Lorren is right...but food vOv

**aryndel vyst** · 2012-07-12

If they want me to lose weight they need to make baconators healthier.

**Endie** · 2012-07-12

Originally Posted by Night

Other people have said such things about Russians.

Rol are about as Russian as Spacemonkeys these days, and the Russians they do have are no macteps. They're barely even Makas.

Also shaving off a beard and not being drunk is not proof of weight loss someone herd these fucking weightwatchers into a please work out thread where you can swap gimmicky diet tips.

**Endie** · 2012-07-12

oh I find if you only eat hostess twinkeys and nothing else the pounds just fly off also token delve reference

**Scotch** · 2012-07-12

Bacon is a vegetable.

**Rer** · 2012-07-12

Bacon fits in every food group, that's why you should have like 15 servings a day.

**Themick** · 2012-07-12

Originally Posted by Endie

Rol are about as Russian as Spacemonkeys these days, and the Russians they do have are no macteps. They're barely even Makas.

Also shaving off a beard and not being drunk is not proof of weight loss someone herd these fucking weightwatchers into a please work out thread where you can swap gimmicky diet tips.

aaawwww guy. Wasn't even drunk in that photo.

**Scotch** · 2012-07-12

Know why Allah prohibited the consumption of bacon? He wanted to keep it all for himself.

**Propagandas** · 2012-07-12

There is actually a 26 page thread on PL about weightloss which is retardedly active atm.

It started out in a friendly and good tone but it has now turned into USA vs EUROs. Apparently americans have not only been overfed on sugar and corn starch, they have also been brainwashed into believing starving yourself with magic diets is better then actually working out and exercising.

Total madness and confusion is running wild in the EURO camp, most people seem to think the americans have gathered in secret and agreed to troll us euros, alas some of us think they are just that retarded.

**Slycat** · 2012-07-12

How's that Tengu fleet goin' goons?

**Themick** · 2012-07-12

I'll save you guys the trouble....a lot of us Americans are fucking retarded vOv

**Zagdul** · 2012-07-13

Originally Posted by Feathersword

Exactly.

I've lived in the North and in the South, and the difference was huge. In the North, if your alliance owns the space you can rat in it and you're free to go wherever you want to. You can go to a blue's space and rat there too if it's quiet.

In the South (when I was there anyway), your corp gets assigned a system. And if you are ever found to be in a different system for longer than it takes to warp from one gate to the next, people start bitching about it because they're very protective of their one assigned system. It's a completely different culture. There is no sense of belonging to an alliance. It's every corp for themselves and the alliance is just a name. Let alone working together as a coalition.

heh, yeah.

A few southern, self entitled corps have approached FA. They refuse to join unless they get a constellation with two stations and a personal tech moon as well as priority over any of the R32's in the constellations to run reactions.

I laugh.

**Zagdul** · 2012-07-13

Originally Posted by Headblast

Agreed with both of you.

My objection against joining a CFC-aligned alliance at this stage would be that the "challenge" of the game is gone. I know that it's a sandbox and whatnot, but joining Goons now would be like doing Diablo 3 on normal difficulty with my awesome level 60 char (I haven't played the game, so terrible metaphor). My hope would be Nulli finds some new place to start up a proper coalition, with the time to grow and hopefully on the longer timeline in a post-Tech nerf 0.0 be able to challenge the CFC+THB coalition of today.

Being the alliance ending up in Delve/Querious as a part of CFC+TBH coalition? That would be fucking boring, despite how good allies CFC might be.

The smaller/newer alliances in the CFC like mine or SMA are always seeking good talent. FA's FC's are all pretty wet behind the ears which shows when we go to fight people like NC./BL/RnK etc etc etc... We typically fall on our faces against them and our inexperience shows. We field a LOT of pilots and our pilots are awesome in fleets. They listen very well, we get compliments of how we bring the proper ships, our guys are pretty respectful in comms (goons comms lol) and we bring numbers comparable to our alliance size. Our strengths are supporting a coalition, our weaknesses are easily fixed behind the competent FC's in our coalition. We try to work on this as much as we can with some successes, many failures. We try not to allow this to hurt our morale as much as possible with the knowledge that even if we welp dreads and battleship fleets, we'll never gain experience not trying.

The problem I run into are that there are FC's who have done something somewhere else in EVE, they come up here with the cocky attitude that they can repeat that same shit against NC. or BL and are very quickly humbled. Our frenimies up here are pretty skilled and it provides us with some amazing training right on our doorsteps.

In other words, we take the grind out of the game and make it enjoyable while there is still heaps of places up here where there is room to grow and not necessarily EVE on ezmode.

**DurrHurrDurr** · 2012-07-13

I'm late on the weight loss discussion, but you want to aim for 1.5lbs per week. Be careful about your water intake.

**shin chan** · 2012-07-13

I had to drop 74 pounds to make weight for the air force. Took me 3 months of eating ice cream and hamburgers to lose the weight. No exercise at all. Not kidding. Never had issues with flabby skin, I did have to add minerals for hair health much later though. I stayed on keto for 2 years before going back to main food.

I used ketosis to lose weight, my carb limit was 10carbs a day. bryer's carb smart bars are nice but there are other ice cream alternatives. Atkin's says to stay under 20, but I don't agree, too easy to cheat yourself back into carb mode. My goal wasn't to enjoy food, but to lose weight.

Back in the day I used to pop ephedrine and could gym for 2-4 hours straight without trying, but I'd come home and eat back whatever gains I had made in the gym. You need to understand though, this is the good ephedrine that existed before America killed it off, before hydroxicut existed. So finally I was like fuck exercise and simply used keto.

I know the website bodybuildingdotcom has a keto section but i dont' know how good it is, haven't been to the website in years now. They also have a Misc section that used to be fucking awesome back in the day...

You can msg me if you'd like tips to getting into and staying in keto. I had to learn the hard way but I learned a lot about myself in those 2 years.

**Blawrf** · 2012-07-13

yeah i'm in ketosis, too, pretty heavily now. i've gone from 320lb to 280 or so, and my carb limit is about 30g a day (from complex shit, not BREAD etc.) My breath stinks to high hell by the end of the day though, but ketosis plus cardio plus weight lifting is amazing at pulling the pounds. My family tend to yoyo diet with these gimmicky things, but cutting out carbs for the next couple of months until I don't look like a breathing blob of lard is going good

**aryndel vyst** · 2012-07-13

Ketosis is a gimmick diet too.

**penifSMASH** · 2012-07-13

fatty honeypot thread 2012

**DurrHurrDurr** · 2012-07-13

Ketosis is bullshit. Weight loss is raw calorie intake and output. Take more calories in than you put out, you gain weight, and vice versa.

Nice gimmick diets faggots. Just map your calories and exercise.

**shin chan** · 2012-07-13

Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr

Ketosis is bullshit. Weight loss is raw calorie intake and output. Take more calories in than you put out, you gain weight, and vice versa.

Nice gimmick diets faggots. Just map your calories and exercise.

Remember different folks, different strokes. It doesn't matter how you get there, whether keto, or whatever.

No reason to hate on another person's hustle.

**DurrHurrDurr** · 2012-07-13

Originally Posted by shin chan

Remember different folks, different strokes. It doesn't matter how you get there, whether keto, or whatever.

No reason to hate on another person's hustle.

"Yeah man just because he believes in voodoo over chemotherapy doesn't mean you should insult him".

**Ulhass** · 2012-07-13

or you can do the swimming diet eat whatever you like...but you gotta swim for like 5 hours a day and weight lift for one

**shin chan** · 2012-07-13

Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr

"Yeah man just because he believes in voodoo over chemotherapy doesn't mean you should insult him".

Ur missing the point, if someone gets fit by biking, hiking, keto, weights, etc... what difference does the method of getting fit make?

Why the hate on how some people lose weight? Makes you look pretty absurd right there...

**Lorren Canada** · 2012-07-13

Originally Posted by Propagandas

There is actually a 26 page thread on PL about weightloss which is retardedly active atm.

The TEST Biggest Loser thread is up to 23 pages and harbors probably the best posting on our forums.

Also after moving south I've been so positively terrified by all the obese people around me that I've reformed my diet to be even healthier despite that fact I'm in great shape and not in need of dieting.

**Chopin** · 2012-07-13

Is Delve the new weightwatchers club meetup or did I stagger drunk into the wrong thread?

P.S I'm not hating. Just think it'd be better in a seperate thread/subforum..

**shin chan** · 2012-07-13

Originally Posted by Chopin

Is Delve the new weightwatchers club meetup or did I stagger drunk into the wrong thread?

Themick started it, .......

And I think we are sperging our way to page 100.

**Max** · 2012-07-13

I get fit by burning 3500 calories a day.

**Phineas Freak** · 2012-07-13

Originally Posted by Chopin

Is Delve the new weightwatchers club meetup or did I stagger drunk into the wrong thread?

P.S I'm not hating. Just think it'd be better in a seperate thread/subforum..

no you staggered drunk into the right thread, apparently the spoils of war include being granted latifundia and other good things that help you to gain enough mass to generate your own orbit. but how would i know..