Southern Coalition: The Hitchhikers Guide On How Not To Run A Coalition.

**Endie** · 2012-07-19

Pgl it's not damage control when you take three regions, boot Ra and nulli from their space, and get to declare victory and go home all in less than three weeks.

**FastJack316** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by progodlegend

I don't think even boat could be smug about getting turfed out of his space. Progodlegend of smug, for sure

**Sath** · 2012-07-19

How did we get played? I'd have to say we're the net winners here. We're not under -A-'s aegis anymore, after all. As for the Endiepost, appropriate choice of banner. That is all.

**Marivauder** · 2012-07-19

Nulli won the war because they aren't allies with -A- anymore

**Hratli Smirks** · 2012-07-19

All good things must come to an end (like this post, which is over right

**jimmychrist** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by Sath

I'd have to say we're the net winners here.

Yeah, you and whoever gets to live in your systems. Mostly whoever gets to live in your systems. And whoever gets to sell those people jumpfuel I guess.

**dabigredboat** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by FastJack316

I don't think even boat could be smug about getting turfed out of his space. Progodlegend of smug, for sure

Well you see. Since goons lose space all the time, there is no need to be

over something so small. But since nulli doesn't have much to be smug about, well guess they need any victory they can get.

**jimmychrist** · 2012-07-19

(The jumpfuel sellers are all goons)

**Namamai** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by Marivauder

Nulli won the war because they aren't allies with -A- anymore

It's more like "Nulli definitely lost the war, but got rid of their -A- blue, and that's the biggest silver lining in the history of mankind."

(CSB time: We had a few sperglords in Rote who complained that we blobbed too much... and then went to S2N. At the time I went 'wat' for obvious reasons. I bet they're genuinely happy at the moment.)

**dabigredboat** · 2012-07-19

In other news. Delve was a blast. I killed a makalu fleet every day of the week for 2 weeks, and only managed to lose a few ships.

UP NEXT.... VoV... maybe vacation v0v.

**Rezorek** · 2012-07-19

Ooooooh Endie

Your posts are something to behold!

**Ron Mexxico** · 2012-07-19

so it's over? thought you guys were gonna be big and bad and take catch? or did you realize you couldn't? where's the excitement? where's the handing of -a- space to mactep?

**Don Peyote** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by dabigredboat

In other news. Delve was a blast. I killed a makalu fleet every day of the week for 2 weeks, and only managed to lose a few ships.

UP NEXT.... VoV... maybe vacation v0v.

Rename your dog "Makalu Zarya" in reference to the fact that he was all bark

Originally Posted by Ron Mexxico

so it's over? thought you guys were gonna be big and bad and take catch? or did you realize you couldn't? where's the excitement? where's the handing of -a- space to mactep?

Not enough Thulium moons to be worth the effort, obvs

**FastJack316** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by Ron Mexxico

so it's over? thought you guys were gonna be big and bad and take catch? or did you realize you couldn't? where's the excitement? where's the handing of -a- space to mactep?

Mittani asked and mactep turned him down because the south is shit.

**Endie** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by Ron Mexxico

so it's over? thought you guys were gonna be big and bad and take catch? or did you realize you couldn't? where's the excitement? where's the handing of -a- space to mactep?

Mactep didn't want it. Nobody wants it.

**Grath** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by Ron Mexxico

or did you realize you couldn't?

AHAHHAHAAHA.

Shit, that was good Ron.

Seriously though, its not a matter of being able to take AAA's space, I'm pretty sure BL could take it alone, they're literally that bad at EVE in general that, should they want to, TEST can take it at their leisure.

No, at this point in the game, AAA keeps its home knowing Goons let them keep it, and can change their mind at any point they want (most likely after stations can be destroyed).

I'm sure that Maka and PK will be fine with the idea that they only have space because the Goons say they can.

On a side note do you know how hard it is to find ANYBODY to give catch to?

**Don Peyote** · 2012-07-19

I'll take it if no-one else will

Oh and if stations do become destroyable, please please please can someone burn Providence down the ground? Too many stations. Thanks.

**Ron Mexxico** · 2012-07-19

oh you guys were doing that ~just trolllin~ thing i always hear about

answer to your side note: i'll take it

**Razzor** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by Sath

How did we get played? I'd have to say we're the net winners here. We're not under -A-'s aegis anymore, after all. As for the Endiepost, appropriate choice of banner. That is all.

Now that's some vintage damage control

**dabigredboat** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

Rename your dog "Makalu Zarya" in reference to the fact that he was all bark

My dog has way too much class to be named after a pile of worthless, mouthbreathing shit. :3: Please be nice in regards to poncho, hes getting old okay.

**Grath** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by Ron Mexxico

answer to your side note: i'll take it

Hey you heard Maka (i assume), if you undock in anything thats on his "will not fight it" list he'll just dock up, taking catch is simply a matter of shooting inanimate objects

**progodlegend** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by Grath

AHAHHAHAAHA.

Shit, that was good Ron.

Seriously though, its not a matter of being able to take AAA's space, I'm pretty sure BL could take it alone, they're literally that bad at EVE in general that, should they want to, TEST can take it at their leisure.

No, at this point in the game, AAA keeps its home knowing Goons let them keep it, and can change their mind at any point they want (most likely after stations can be destroyed).

I'm sure that Maka and PK will be fine with the idea that they only have space because the Goons say they can.

On a side note do you know how hard it is to find ANYBODY to give catch to?

But goons won't change their mind... like ever. So in reality -A- won, goons got played, again.

I can't believe -A- keeps winning like this, but you got to give em credit, they have been getting stronger and stronger ever since they originally lost Catch 18 months ago~

**DurrHurrDurr** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by Ron Mexxico

oh you guys were doing that ~just trolllin~ thing i always hear about

answer to your side note: i'll take it

I see it more as getting bored after taking three regions and not wanting to burn through... Shit, how many regions do -A- and bros own? Like five more?

**Sath** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by Razzor

Now that's some vintage damage control

It's true, though. Losing Period Basis and half of Delve is a very, very small price to pay in exchange for getting out from underneath -A-.

That aside, I'd make some comment about legendary Goon stamina, but...eh.

**Razzor** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by progodlegend

But goons won't change their mind... like ever. So in reality -A- won, goons got played, again.

I can't believe -A- keeps winning like this, but you got to give em credit, they have been getting stronger and stronger ever since they originally lost Catch 18 months ago~

I don't know what this gimmick is meant to be PGL but I feel sorry for any Nulli members having to read your posts these last few pages.

At least I hope its a gimmick and not a psychological breakdown

**Razzor** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by Sath

It's true, though. Losing Period Basis and half of Delve is a very, very small price to pay in exchange for getting out from underneath -A-.

Deep down I can't deny this statement :3

**Don Peyote** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by dabigredboat

My dog has way too much class to be named after a pile of worthless, mouthbreathing shit. :3: Please be nice in regards to poncho, hes getting old okay.

Poncho's a good name for a Chihuahua, I'll give you that. Chihuahuas piss all over the place at the first sight of danger though, so maybe Perseus Kallistratos is a better name for him anyway

Originally Posted by Ron Mexxico

oh you guys were doing that ~just trolllin~ thing i always hear about

answer to your side note: i'll take it

We could go splitsies - I'll take the constellation bordering Jamamunda in Curse, and the dead end one next to it - you can have the rest

Originally Posted by Grath

Hey you heard Maka (i assume), if you undock in anything thats on his "will not fight it" list he'll just dock up, taking catch is simply a matter of shooting inanimate objects

But what if I fit a web to my rifter? Will he primary that, then dock up seeing as it's unfair to web enemy FCs?

**Ron Mexxico** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

We could go splitsies - I'll take the constellation bordering Jamamunda in Curse, and the dead end one next to it - you can have the rest

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/map/Catch/JZV-O6#const
meatshield me bro

**Don Peyote** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by Ron Mexxico

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/map/Catch/JZV-O6#const
meatshield me bro

That's the deadend I meant, but w/e I can live with one constellation

**Kevin** · 2012-07-19

Heh, this Nigerian prince tricked me into giving him money and personal details. He took me for enough money that the repo men took my car and the bank's moving on my house, but he decided my wife was too ugly to rape. Fucking nigga got played, I played him HARD.

edit: Didn't want my house anyway. No more ~loan repayments~ for me, so its like, win win.

**aryndel vyst** · 2012-07-19

Progodlegend I have to hand it to you honestly. Pushing the weakest, most far-fetched trolls with genuine intent to try and bait people on Kugustumen is truly impressive.

**Don Peyote** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by aryndel vyst

Progodlegend I have to hand it to you honestly. Pushing the weakest, most far-fetched trolls with genuine intent to try and bait people on Kugustumen is truly impressive.

Seems to be working for him vOv

**Jean Leaner** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

Seems to be working for him vOv

Somehow it does, I dont understand it, but I can't deny results.

**Endie** · 2012-07-19

Yeah I bit down on it for a post there.

**Razzor** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by Jean Leaner

Somehow it does, I dont understand it, but I can't deny results.

Penif gets results, being called out on the trying too hard is not the same but I wouldn't expect you to get that.

**Sath** · 2012-07-19

Jesus Christ, you guys, I'm trying to convince him to stop doing this shit and you just keep encouraging him.

**Sentinel Eeex** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by progodlegend

But goons won't change their mind... like ever. So in reality -A- won, goons got played, again.

I can't believe -A- keeps winning like this, but you got to give em credit, they have been getting stronger and stronger ever since they originally lost Catch 18 months ago~

You're horrible when it comes to trolling.

You're being a retard now. Don't, please.

**Sentinel Eeex** · 2012-07-19

I retract that, seems like he's actually trolling people just fine.

My bad.

**Razzor** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by Sentinel Eeex

You're horrible when it comes to trolling.

You're being a retard now. Don't, please.

Careful, pointing out how embarrassing it is to watch him try is ~getting trolled~ now.

Goal posts more flexible than -A- in a coalition war

**Sath** · 2012-07-19

Originally Posted by Sentinel Eeex

I retract that, seems like he's actually trolling people just fine.

My bad.

Yeah, I'm just going to assume that Progod is currently attempting to troll Jean and me, and suddenly everything makes a lot more sense.

**Jm24** · 2012-07-19

Endie, Toxx on shooting renters or pets. You KNOW.

Also delvegoons requires ninja plexing rights, I can provide a list of characters if needed. Can trade tank gold from attendance to Mittani Or others~ in exchange for such an offer.