Southern Coalition: The Hitchhikers Guide On How Not To Run A Coalition.

[FastJack316]

DBRB is the CFC.

Mittani is just his sockpuppet.

No War but the Sov War!

[dabigredboat]

woah now. I enjoy playing eve online but the comments are getting out of hand about me

[Endie]

DBRB is the CFC.

Mittani is just his sockpuppet.

You think so?

Clearly you have never heard of the Jockpuppet.

[Endie]

I am loving this stuff, Sort.

[03.07.2012 19:37:03] Herculetz: we formed to make them form maka
[03.07.2012 19:37:09] Herculetz: it kinda worked too
[03.07.2012 19:37:12] Herculetz: 319 is camped.

Symphony in the key of welp.

[tgr]

Abuse of mod powers in my opinion.

What?

[penifSMASH]

Today we spent 5 hours camping 319 with a ton of bubbles and about 30 Slowcats. SoCo never formed once to even just make us dock up. Despite half our carriers being afk in bubbles at any given time.

[Elo]

why does that FORGE guy wink so much dear god

[Ron Mexxico]

Today we spent 5 hours camping 319 with a ton of bubbles and about 30 Slowcats. SoCo never formed once to even just make us dock up. Despite half our carriers being afk in bubbles at any given time.

sounds like awesome use of your time

[raptor217]

its awesome, you don't even have to be at the computer, just assign drones and go play a better game.

[Some Market Dude]

woah now. I enjoy playing eve online but the comments are getting out of hand about me

Don't back down now. All your years of plotting and scheming have brought you to this point. Now is the time to strike for the crown, and soon all of Eve will have to log in nightly to listen to The Glorious Tales of their Dear Leader, DBRB.

[shin chan]

its awesome, you don't even have to be at the computer, just assign drones and go play a better game.

Afk mining
afk mission running
afk pvp
afk region
.....does anyone actually play this fucking game? U darn kids and you're damn adhd. *shakes fist*

[Hawkspur]

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13996316

Goon's high sec shenanigans paying off.

[ihaveahelmet]

why does that FORGE guy wink so much dear god

Who the fuck is FORGE anyway

[Alavaria]

I still haven't figured out why anyone thinks blueballing Goons with sov shots will actually break morale. We have Dabigredboat, that shit ain't even blue balling to him, if we ever got in a war where we didn't have to to sov structure grinds in Drakes I think we would just completely lose our rhythm.

CONDI we do not forgive,
And we will not stop killing your TCUs because of it

No structure grinding, what would we grind then?

[Zev]

Who the fuck is FORGE anyway

Red alliance friends/pets

[aryndel vyst]

COPY

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I heard only stories about Shadoo in local

Perseus Kallistratos > the difference between my spys and shadoos is shadoo throws shitty intel around to try and be cool, whereas my goon director spy sits nice and cozy biding his time

lolll

It's me I am the goon director spy. Whoops.

[nightlord]

Who the fuck is FORGE anyway

Viking Empire to be exact.

[Rer]

*had

word on the street is CCP doesn't take kindly to RMT-folk

Oh? Is he banned?

[Frederick Garrish]

COPY

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I heard only stories about Shadoo in local

Perseus Kallistratos > the difference between my spys and shadoos is shadoo throws shitty intel around to try and be cool, whereas my goon director spy sits nice and cozy biding his time

lolll

omg it all makes sense now. All this time, he was a goon. I knew being that terrible was impossible.

[blind guy]

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13996316

Goon's high sec shenanigans paying off.

That fit...

is shit.

[Tayler Derden]

sitting in the bathroom rubbing peanut butter all over himself while masturbating

You may call it retarded, i call it hot.

[Ron Mexxico]

querious is dead as shit wtf pls cfc take it over so it's full of scrubby ratters

[Opti]

its me im the spy

im just waiting to steal mr vees stash of siege mindlinks

[Nastrado]

its me im the spy

im just waiting to steal mr vees stash of siege mindlinks

Don't forget to get the frigate cache. Makalu will give you a medal for getting rid of frigates for all of an hour.

[Tayler Derden]

I knew Makalu is retarded when i heard his voice for the first time. Nobody believed me.

[Konev]

most of nulli knew he was retarded when he called for people to join fleet via global on TS and refusing to ping jabber.

[Vee]

its me im the spy

im just waiting to steal mr vees stash of siege mindlinks

magel corp hangar is like the unbreakable vault in Qarth, it looks fancy but there's literally nothing in it

[shin chan]

Actually speaking of FW, makalu should totally fc FW since frigates is all he primaries. He'd be in his natural element and show us all his true genius.

[Pastachick]

That fit...

is shit.

heh funny because

-A- is shit.

[NAP]

Well, now that it's out in the open, I might as well confirm that S2N is indeed going to clock some time in Amarr FW for entertainment and profit while we do some collaborative endeavours with the dissidents of the north. Somebody's gotta keep the black man down, after all. And to put in context just how few fucks Progod gave about Delve, his original operational plan was to throw Delve to the wolves once the Goons fully deployed, immediately move the SoCo into the Fountain core, and start racking up timers against TEST. End result might not've been any different, but it would've bought us a few days of CFC logistical disjointment, plus we would've been able to set the operational tempo, force the CFC to form for timers, rep up shit, etc., etc.; you know, all the usual benefits of being the aggressor.

iirc, -A- overruled this.

Regardless of its' success, it would've made for a much more interesting war.

If you guys are going to have a go at FW on the Amarr side hit me up with a PM. We are on the Caldari side, but we have an interest in getting the ball rolling on pushing the warzone control back into Amarr's hands, because it helps us out as well. It's not as hard to do as many seem to think, it's just Amarr lack any sort of joint organization & or drive to do it. We've been looking for a way to get Amarr kick started but at this point there is a lack of follow through ability, something you guys could easily solve.

[Finiks]

why does that FORGE guy wink so much dear god

What do you know about winking? :O

[Simokon]

I am claiming victory in this war because I sold all my shit in catch and moved to Jita as soon as it started.

[Dego]

Hey so does this mean my fweddit alt is blue too nulli now?

:3:

[Finiks]

Hey so does this mean my fweddit alt is blue too nulli now?

See you soon on nulli jabber for PLEX pings?! : )

[ente]

hey guys could someone give me quick note about what happened to nulli in this conflict?

[SoCo]

hey guys could someone give me quick note about what happened to nulli in this conflict?

They got kicked out of their space while SoCo was docked in 319?

[Falconberger]

They got kicked out of their space

The bit we didn't give a fuck about.

while SoCo was docked in 319?

The bit we did.

[Finiks]

hey guys could someone give me quick note about what happened to nulli in this conflict?

We were relieved of a heavy burden of 0.0 SOV space by our friends in CFC and we're now joining TEST FW corp in continuing fight for the predominance of the Amarrian race.

[Some Market Dude]

Joining FW is a terrible idea.

Better to go to some NPC nullsec, then dick around for a while and wait for the inevitable opportunity to throw yourself back in the fray.

[Opti]

hey guys could someone give me quick note about what happened to nulli in this conflict?

progod made a post on here is what happened

[bobbechk]

Awww shit niggas local smackwar between Shadoo and PK going down
opcorn:
http://pastebin.com/5kY1fiM4

I think the fact that Perseus Kallistratos pretty mutch means "Expensive Arse" in Finnish is infuriating Shadoo

[Sath]

Joining FW is a terrible idea.

Better to go to some NPC nullsec, then dick around for a while and wait for the inevitable opportunity to throw yourself back in the fray.

Not seeing a huge difference between "dick around in the north while doing Amarr FW on the side" and "dick around in the north while doing missions in 6NJ on the side", personally. Except one might actually result in our guys learning how to put points on hostiles.

...Who am I kidding? S2N pilots will never learn how to tackle properly.

[Banlish]

Did the guy who claims to have 70 super caps actually get banned?

And what was his actual number of super caps? 2?

[Some Market Dude]

Not seeing a huge difference between "dick around in the north while doing Amarr FW on the side" and "dick around in the north while doing missions in 6NJ on the side", personally. Except one might actually result in our guys learning how to put points on hostiles.

...Who am I kidding? S2N pilots will never learn how to tackle properly.

It's a fair point on the surface; the difference is where you're "dicking around". You need to keep playing against null players, or you'll lose your edge and potentially your best membership, as people joined a nullsec alliance to play in nullsec, not FW. I'd move to NPC Geminate, and then fuck around in the growing conflicts there and next door in drones. Pick your fights, run spoiler fleets of kiters or bombers, set temp standings just for fights, get good at one cycling POS, drop SBUs just to fuck with people, and generally go on the offensive and take fights on your terms.

A lot of people shit all over the "wulfpax" call because 95% of the time the alliance is just another dogpiling sanctum-whore pet of a pet that will implode before they even move to their "lowsec staging area". Nulli is more than that, and you guys actually have a great opportunity here to become leaner and meaner like so many promise to, yet very few actually achieve.

"Dicking around" aimlessly and making some money is just a huge waste, and you'll likely be worse off for it.

[Sath]

Why do you think we're dicking around in the north? There's a bunch of action in Geminate right now that looks all kinds of fun to run interference in. We're only gonna be a few jumps away from Etherium Reach and Geminate, after all. It's not a strict either/or dichotomy; nothing says "ha ha you are now in Amarr FW and thus may never enter nullsec EVER AGAIN." Either way, it's kind of an experimental thing and one of Progod's brainchildren, so we'll be seeing how things go and adjusting accordingly. I personally think it seems pretty promising and so far all the S2N corps are at least willing to give it a trial run, so all that remains is to see how events unfold in practice.

[Some Market Dude]

Then I'd make that the focus, and present the FW as an afterthought.

After taking a hit, the best thing you can do is lay out a clear plan for how you're getting back on the horse, bigger and better this time. This aimless "we might do a bit of this and a bit of that" is just asking for your membership to log off for three months.

[Muhadin]

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. If this applied to any alliance in eve, it would probably be nulli.

[Berdennol]

Then I'd make that the focus, and present the FW as an afterthought.

After taking a hit, the best thing you can do is lay out a clear plan for how you're getting back on the horse, bigger and better this time. This aimless "we might do a bit of this and a bit of that" is just asking for your membership to log off for three months.

I do believe that's the idea. People are putting to much focus on the FW-bit, which to me seems more of a source of income than anything else.

[Malaclypse]

I think the fact that Perseus Kallistratos pretty mutch means "Expensive Arse" in Finnish is infuriating Shadoo

You can see the similarities between Finnish and Hungarian here, because it means "Self-deluding retard" in Hungarian.

[Some Market Dude]

I do believe that's the idea. People are putting to much focus on the FW-bit, which to me seems more of a source of income than anything else.

Ah, ok. Cool. You all had me worried with this FW shit.