[2012.05.23 12:04:06 ] EA Leguard > wtf
?[ 2012.05.23 12:04:35 ] EA Leguard > why the fuck did u do that mother fucker
?[ 2012.05.23 12:04:59 ] EA Leguard > u owe me 300million or your pod
?[ 2012.05.23 12:05:15 ] EA Leguard > what the fuck did i ever do to you
?[ 2012.05.23 12:06:11 ] Jacob Kelbrand > hulkageddon5.machine9.net/?cat=3 <= the gank pilot
?[ 2012.05.23 12:09:11 ] EA Leguard > i promise on my life you will pay for that in rl
?[ 2012.05.23 12:09:44 ] EA Leguard > and your mistyor friend too
?[ 2012.05.23 12:09:51 ] Jacob Kelbrand > oh really?
?[ 2012.05.23 12:10:04 ] EA Leguard > yes im a dev u fucktard
?[ 2012.05.23 12:11:20 ] Jacob Kelbrand > Heard that one a few times befroe
?[ 2012.05.23 12:11:33 ] EA Leguard > guess what i cant lie dude
?[ 2012.05.23 12:13:11 ] Jacob Kelbrand > If you are a dev then you would know what I did was within the rules
?[ 2012.05.23 12:14:45 ] EA Leguard > its called harassment fucker
?[ 2012.05.23 12:14:53 ] EA Leguard > talking to your ceo atm
?[ 2012.05.23 12:15:29 ] EA Leguard > looks like the first 2 account bans of the day
?[ 2012.05.23 12:16:54 ] Ms Arthie > haha
?[ 2012.05.23 12:18:05 ] EA Leguard > your next bitch
?[ 2012.05.23 12:18:54 ] Laba Hanaya > this makes me want to train destroyers to V
?[ 2012.05.23 12:19:12 ] EA Leguard > im already talking to ccp
?[ 2012.05.23 12:19:24 ] EA Leguard > your account has been marked for deletion
?[ 2012.05.23 12:19:26 ] Jacob Kelbrand > dont need too
?[ 2012.05.23 12:19:36 ] Laba Hanaya > Don't forget to mention how you threatened to take this to rl
?[ 2012.05.23 12:19:45 ] Jacob Kelbrand > catalysts dont have damage bonuses
?[ 2012.05.23 12:20:16 ] EA Leguard > i dont make threats good sir just promises and i havent broke one in 25 years!
?[ 2012.05.23 12:20:47 ] Laba Hanaya > mind = blown
?[ 2012.05.23 12:20:52 ] EA Leguard > your account and your gm account are up for review atm
?[ 2012.05.23 12:20:55 ] Laba Hanaya > adding catalysts to cart
?[ 2012.05.23 12:22:40 ] Jacob Kelbrand > this is the fit I use eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13347661
?[ 2012.05.23 12:23:04 ] EA Leguard > used
?[ 2012.05.23 12:23:23 ] EA Leguard > your account is under review i doubt it will exisist after dt tommorow
?[ 2012.05.23 12:23:44 ] Laba Hanaya > ty, though we try to keep ziona clean with 2-3x unrigged T1 catalysts. Ends up cheaper after insuring the hull
?[ 2012.05.23 12:26:04 ] Themick Mccoy > Oh boy...this was a good read.
?[ 2012.05.23 12:26:27 ] Jacob Kelbrand > you no longer get insurance payouts after being killed by concord
?[ 2012.05.23 12:26:32 ] Themick Mccoy > 10/10 would suggest to friends.
?[ 2012.05.23 12:26:48 ] Themick Mccoy > nope, but corp insurance owns.
?[ 2012.05.23 12:26:51 ] EA Leguard > i wasnt killed by conco u where
?[ 2012.05.23 12:27:20 ] Laba Hanaya > derp
?[ 2012.05.23 12:27:26 ] Laba Hanaya > guess I should keep reading patch notes, huh
?[ 2012.05.23 12:27:38 ] Laba Hanaya > when has this been implemented?
?[ 2012.05.23 12:27:40 ] EA Leguard > i got kill rights on your ass too
?[ 2012.05.23 12:27:52 ] Themick Mccoy > Crucible.
?[ 2012.05.23 12:28:17 ] Themick Mccoy > [12:27:40] EA Leguard > i got kill rights on your ass too <=== I thought you were banning him with your ~dev powers~
?[ 2012.05.23 12:29:15 ] EA Leguard > im talking to his ceo of the alliance he is in
?[ 2012.05.23 12:29:34 ] Themick Mccoy > Chat logs plox...
?[ 2012.05.23 12:30:18 ] Jacob Kelbrand > yeah, I would like to know what he says
?[ 2012.05.23 12:31:28 ] Laba Hanaya > EA: you need to start or join a corp and declare war on Fatal Ascension
?[ 2012.05.23 12:31:33 ] Laba Hanaya > you are honourbound
?[ 2012.05.23 12:31:47 ] Laba Hanaya > don't let this travesty go unrevenged
?[ 2012.05.23 12:32:47 ] Themick Mccoy > ^ The only choice you have to recover your e-dignity.
?[ 2012.05.23 12:33:56 ] EA Leguard > i will have it restored when they qq about there accounts being deleted
?[ 2012.05.23 12:34:20 ] Themick Mccoy > So when are you doing that? When you get to the office?
?[ 2012.05.23 12:36:13 ] EA Leguard > who said i wasnt there already
?[ 2012.05.23 12:37:31 ] Themick Mccoy > Oh okay, so how long does the process take? Do you have to contact Customer Support or Sreegs' team to get the ban to go through?
?[ 2012.05.23 12:37:58 ] EA Leguard > you really dont needto know the details
?[ 2012.05.23 12:39:20 ] Themick Mccoy > Uh huh....so mister dev and stuff, why is that you have the free time to be playing Eve yet we still can't walk in stations?
?[ 2012.05.23 12:39:24 ] Themick Mccoy > Your fired.
?[ 2012.05.23 12:39:29 ] Themick Mccoy > *you're
?[ 2012.05.23 12:39:57 ] EA Leguard > that graphics department not mine
?[ 2012.05.23 12:40:11 ] Themick Mccoy > ....wat
?[ 2012.05.23 12:40:38 ] EA Leguard > not my department
?[ 2012.05.23 12:40:48 ] Themick Mccoy > Walking in stations = game content = game DEVelopement.....
?[ 2012.05.23 12:41:15 ] EA Leguard > thats the graphical dev department
?[ 2012.05.23 12:41:19 ] Themick Mccoy > So what part do you deal with developement wise? The size and color of male model underwear?
?[ 2012.05.23 12:41:27 ] EA Leguard > mine is player and account management
?[ 2012.05.23 12:42:01 ] EA Leguard > the person who decides what is/isn't harraement and what punishment gets handed out
?[ 2012.05.23 12:42:23 ] Themick Mccoy > Oh, so threatening people irl is okay?
?[ 2012.05.23 12:42:37 ] Themick Mccoy > Cool, where do you stay babygirl?
?[ 2012.05.23 12:43:06 ] EA Leguard > ima guy and like i said i dont threaten i promise and i havent broken a promise in 25 years
?[ 2012.05.23 12:43:43 ] Themick Mccoy > Aww lil' lady don't get so fiesty now...we can work this out.
?[ 2012.05.23 12:43:47 ] Themick Mccoy > I swear.
?[ 2012.05.23 12:44:32 ] EA Leguard > im a dude in rl and the thing is he can replace it or gimme 350 mil isk or come next downtime his account is gone
?[ 2012.05.23 12:45:11 ] EA Leguard > like when u delete a charcter same concept
?[ 2012.05.23 12:45:16 ] Themick Mccoy > Why does this have to be about money honey? I was just trying to find out more about you is all.
?[ 2012.05.23 12:45:42 ] Themick Mccoy > I like walks on the beach and sandcastles, you?
?[ 2012.05.23 12:45:57 ] EA Leguard > im a dude dude
?[ 2012.05.23 12:46:18 ] Themick Mccoy > Awww girl don't be like that....you can tell me.
?[ 2012.05.23 12:47:46 ] EA Leguard > for the last time im a man
?[ 2012.05.23 12:48:14 ] Themick Mccoy > :'( Now you're playing with my emotions chicka.
?[ 2012.05.23 12:48:33 ] EA Leguard > Jacob Kelbrand u got 13 minutes to pay up before your account gets marked for deletion
?[ 2012.05.23 12:48:58 ] EA Leguard > this is no joke or no lie
?[ 2012.05.23 12:49:21 ] EA Leguard > this will be the end of your eve experience
?[ 2012.05.23 12:49:29 ] Themick Mccoy > Why do you always put me to the side like this?
?[ 2012.05.23 12:49:42 ] EA Leguard > 11 minutes
?[ 2012.05.23 12:49:46 ] Themick Mccoy > I thought we were talking....personally.
[12:54:34] Caylien > If you were seriously a DEV, you wouldn't be attempting extortion in a public channel
[12:55:02] Themick Mccoy > Ea, I missed you while I disconnected.
[12:55:13] EA Leguard > im not attempting and im not extorting im giving him onlast chance to keep his account
[12:55:13] Themick Mccoy > <3
[12:55:35] Themick Mccoy > Did you miss me girl?
[12:55:59] Ms Arthie > He told my ceo on me
[12:56:21] EA Leguard > yep he already started the process of kicking you outta his guild
[12:56:41] Themick Mccoy > EA I could have swore that we meant something to each other!
[12:56:42] Bygmy > What's this all over anyways?
[12:56:52] Ms Arthie > He said that you said you were the head of goonswarm
[12:56:55] EA Leguard > i guess he valueshis account more then you as a corpie
[12:57:09] EA Leguard > my main is
[12:57:16] Themick Mccoy > I thought you were my one true only special woman.
[12:57:23] Gothmog VanMorgoth > Guild in eve, wrong mmo, go back to your wow where people care
[12:58:17] EA Leguard > why would i play wow when i get to ban tards like him?
[12:58:43] Themick Mccoy > Are you telling me all those years of waiting for someone special like you were for naught?
[12:58:54] Gothmog VanMorgoth > well you can't... so hence you would
[12:59:34] EA Leguard > trust me i dont lie come dt his account will be wiped i promise it will
[13:00:31] Themick Mccoy > You promised me some alone time.....LIAR!
[13:00:32] EA Leguard Jacob Kelbrand last chance pay me 350 mil or lose your account
[13:00:46] Addar Khane > What's this 350 mil supposedly for?
[13:00:46] Jacob Kelbrand > I dont even have 350 mill
[13:00:51] Jacob Kelbrand > I am space poor
[13:01:03] Gothmog VanMorgoth > that is a lot of last chances you are giving him?
[13:01:12] Gothmog VanMorgoth > I count 4
[13:01:31] Themick Mccoy > EA, I gave you the last chance at my heartD:
[13:02:09] Jacob Kelbrand > If you are a dev why don't you give yourself a new hulk?
[13:02:10] EA Leguard > your a horibble liar i can see into your account and u have way more then 350 mil dude
[13:02:23] Addar Khane > He lost a Hulk?
[13:02:45] Gothmog VanMorgoth > Badassoverhere.jpg
[13:02:57] Addar Khane > During Huilkageddon? Sponsored by the corp he's supposedly "the head of" ???
[13:03:02] Themick Mccoy > She last more than a hulk, she lost my love.
[13:03:20] Themick Mccoy > *lost
[13:03:29] EA Leguard > im a he and devs gotta follow rules too
[13:03:29] Ms Arthie > aww
[13:04:24] Themick Mccoy > Why do you do this to me? You talk about how you follow the rules, but girl don't you know teh rules of love?
[13:04:34] EA Leguard > just its my last day as a dev and any idiot who crosses my path i will dlete there account i promise it
[13:05:04] Laba Hanaya > oh Leguard, you can tell us the truth
[13:05:15] Laba Hanaya > you're the dev behind Origin's DRM, right?
[13:05:23] Laba Hanaya > I mean, it has to be a clueless twat and you fit the picture
[13:05:28] EA Leguard > truth is he will lose his account at next dt if he doesnt gimme 350 mil isk
[13:05:47] Themick Mccoy > Why do you deny me at every corner? I try and try to show you affection yet you presist in breaking my trust.
[13:05:52] Trash Brocken > if this is your last day then why follow any rules??
[13:06:13] EA Leguard > to collect my final paycheck duh
[13:06:36] Trash Brocken > extorting money from players isn't against the rules then?
[13:06:46] Themick Mccoy > You want to go out on the town with that last check senorita?
[13:07:14] Themick Mccoy > We could have a good time, you and I.
[13:07:23] EA Leguard > scamming is a legit partof the game any dev will tell u that
[13:07:51] Themick Mccoy > My feelings for aren't a scam mam.
[13:08:03] Themick Mccoy > **you
[13:08:56] Trash Brocken > sure but extorsion isn't really scamming, unless you're pretending to be a dev?
[13:09:22] Laba Hanaya > scamming is fine in sandbox, impersonating devs is not
[13:09:30] Laba Hanaya > latter is TOS violation
[13:09:36] EA Leguard > <----note Serious FACE
[13:09:51] Themick Mccoy > Your serious face is so cute girlie.
[13:11:01] EA Leguard > im not in a good mood i wouldnt upset me further
[13:11:36] Themick Mccoy > Aww, baby, what can Themick do to chill your mood?
[13:11:57] EA Leguard > tell jackass <url=showinfo:1378//90561657>Jacob Kelbrand</url> to pay up for my loss
[13:12:35] EA Leguard > <url=showinfo:1378//90561657>Jacob Kelbrand</url> i have marked your account for deletion on next downtime!
[13:12:43] Tapmonkey > Why? Popping a mining barge during Hulkageddon is far more legit than impersonating a dev.
[13:12:52] EA Leguard > i hope you enjoy your last day in eve online
[13:13:07] Jacob Kelbrand >

[13:13:32] EA Leguard > i dont joke or kid or impersonate i only make promises and keep them
[13:14:02] Themick Mccoy > You broke your promise about us.
[13:14:25] EA Leguard > dude knock it off im sick of your smart ass remarks
[13:14:56] Themick Mccoy > Why do you persist in saying mean things to someone who cares about you?
[13:17:01] Themick Mccoy > Eve: I was there.
[13:17:42] EA Leguard > <url=showinfo:1378//90561657>Jacob Kelbrand</url> you messed with the wrong person
[13:18:08] Themick Mccoy > You messed with my emotions, is that okay?
[13:18:19] Themick Mccoy > To just disregard how I feel?
[13:25:29] Themick Mccoy > ...and.....close scene.
[13:25:53] Jacob Kelbrand > Well that was interesting
[13:26:31] Themick Mccoy > Oh yeah, made my morning.
[13:26:59] Themick Mccoy > This is my first time in game during Hulkageddon, and I now wish it was year round.
[13:30:34] Jacob Kelbrand > Those were some epic tears
[13:30:41] Jacob Kelbrand > He just kept on going
[13:30:45] Laba Hanaya > well, idk what is CCP policy in the impersonating a dev for blackmailing purposes but the GMs told me to contact them again if this kind of behaviour were to be detected
[13:30:53] Themick Mccoy > I can't believe thos chat logs.
[13:31:26] Abandoned Wreck > oh man I missed it =(
[13:31:30] Laba Hanaya > and EA disconnected shortly after GMs closing my petition
[13:31:33] Laba Hanaya > *shrug*
[13:31:44] Themick Mccoy > It's right up there with mentioning T20 in their offices while standing face to face with Hilmar dude.
[13:32:21] Themick Mccoy > It's a big no-no.
[13:33:02] Themick Mccoy > Alas, back to station spinning.
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