I am not sure if this is the place for this, but a funny thing happen a couple weeks ago. A hulk was ganked by an FA pilot, which is all well and good, except for the epic logs that followed.
[2012.05.23 12:04:06 ] EA Leguard > wtf
?[ 2012.05.23 12:04:35 ] EA Leguard > why the fuck did u do that mother fucker
?[ 2012.05.23 12:04:59 ] EA Leguard > u owe me 300million or your pod
?[ 2012.05.23 12:05:15 ] EA Leguard > what the fuck did i ever do to you
?[ 2012.05.23 12:06:11 ] Jacob Kelbrand > hulkageddon5.machine9.net/?cat=3 <= the gank pilot
?[ 2012.05.23 12:09:11 ] EA Leguard > i promise on my life you will pay for that in rl
?[ 2012.05.23 12:09:44 ] EA Leguard > and your mistyor friend too
?[ 2012.05.23 12:09:51 ] Jacob Kelbrand > oh really?
?[ 2012.05.23 12:10:04 ] EA Leguard > yes im a dev u fucktard
?[ 2012.05.23 12:11:20 ] Jacob Kelbrand > Heard that one a few times befroe
?[ 2012.05.23 12:11:33 ] EA Leguard > guess what i cant lie dude
?[ 2012.05.23 12:13:11 ] Jacob Kelbrand > If you are a dev then you would know what I did was within the rules
?[ 2012.05.23 12:14:45 ] EA Leguard > its called harassment fucker
?[ 2012.05.23 12:14:53 ] EA Leguard > talking to your ceo atm
?[ 2012.05.23 12:15:29 ] EA Leguard > looks like the first 2 account bans of the day
?[ 2012.05.23 12:16:54 ] Ms Arthie > haha
?[ 2012.05.23 12:18:05 ] EA Leguard > your next bitch
?[ 2012.05.23 12:18:54 ] Laba Hanaya > this makes me want to train destroyers to V
?[ 2012.05.23 12:19:12 ] EA Leguard > im already talking to ccp
?[ 2012.05.23 12:19:24 ] EA Leguard > your account has been marked for deletion
?[ 2012.05.23 12:19:26 ] Jacob Kelbrand > dont need too
?[ 2012.05.23 12:19:36 ] Laba Hanaya > Don't forget to mention how you threatened to take this to rl
?[ 2012.05.23 12:19:45 ] Jacob Kelbrand > catalysts dont have damage bonuses
?[ 2012.05.23 12:20:16 ] EA Leguard > i dont make threats good sir just promises and i havent broke one in 25 years!
?[ 2012.05.23 12:20:47 ] Laba Hanaya > mind = blown
?[ 2012.05.23 12:20:52 ] EA Leguard > your account and your gm account are up for review atm
?[ 2012.05.23 12:20:55 ] Laba Hanaya > adding catalysts to cart
?[ 2012.05.23 12:22:40 ] Jacob Kelbrand > this is the fit I use eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13347661
?[ 2012.05.23 12:23:04 ] EA Leguard > used
?[ 2012.05.23 12:23:23 ] EA Leguard > your account is under review i doubt it will exisist after dt tommorow
?[ 2012.05.23 12:23:44 ] Laba Hanaya > ty, though we try to keep ziona clean with 2-3x unrigged T1 catalysts. Ends up cheaper after insuring the hull
?[ 2012.05.23 12:26:04 ] Themick Mccoy > Oh boy...this was a good read.
?[ 2012.05.23 12:26:27 ] Jacob Kelbrand > you no longer get insurance payouts after being killed by concord
?[ 2012.05.23 12:26:32 ] Themick Mccoy > 10/10 would suggest to friends.
?[ 2012.05.23 12:26:48 ] Themick Mccoy > nope, but corp insurance owns.
?[ 2012.05.23 12:26:51 ] EA Leguard > i wasnt killed by conco u where
?[ 2012.05.23 12:27:20 ] Laba Hanaya > derp
?[ 2012.05.23 12:27:26 ] Laba Hanaya > guess I should keep reading patch notes, huh
?[ 2012.05.23 12:27:38 ] Laba Hanaya > when has this been implemented?
?[ 2012.05.23 12:27:40 ] EA Leguard > i got kill rights on your ass too
?[ 2012.05.23 12:27:52 ] Themick Mccoy > Crucible.
?[ 2012.05.23 12:28:17 ] Themick Mccoy > [12:27:40] EA Leguard > i got kill rights on your ass too <=== I thought you were banning him with your ~dev powers~
?[ 2012.05.23 12:29:15 ] EA Leguard > im talking to his ceo of the alliance he is in
?[ 2012.05.23 12:29:34 ] Themick Mccoy > Chat logs plox...
?[ 2012.05.23 12:30:18 ] Jacob Kelbrand > yeah, I would like to know what he says
?[ 2012.05.23 12:31:28 ] Laba Hanaya > EA: you need to start or join a corp and declare war on Fatal Ascension
?[ 2012.05.23 12:31:33 ] Laba Hanaya > you are honourbound
?[ 2012.05.23 12:31:47 ] Laba Hanaya > don't let this travesty go unrevenged
?[ 2012.05.23 12:32:47 ] Themick Mccoy > ^ The only choice you have to recover your e-dignity.
?[ 2012.05.23 12:33:56 ] EA Leguard > i will have it restored when they qq about there accounts being deleted
?[ 2012.05.23 12:34:20 ] Themick Mccoy > So when are you doing that? When you get to the office?
?[ 2012.05.23 12:36:13 ] EA Leguard > who said i wasnt there already
?[ 2012.05.23 12:37:31 ] Themick Mccoy > Oh okay, so how long does the process take? Do you have to contact Customer Support or Sreegs' team to get the ban to go through?
?[ 2012.05.23 12:37:58 ] EA Leguard > you really dont needto know the details
?[ 2012.05.23 12:39:20 ] Themick Mccoy > Uh huh....so mister dev and stuff, why is that you have the free time to be playing Eve yet we still can't walk in stations?
?[ 2012.05.23 12:39:24 ] Themick Mccoy > Your fired.
?[ 2012.05.23 12:39:29 ] Themick Mccoy > *you're
?[ 2012.05.23 12:39:57 ] EA Leguard > that graphics department not mine
?[ 2012.05.23 12:40:11 ] Themick Mccoy > ....wat
?[ 2012.05.23 12:40:38 ] EA Leguard > not my department
?[ 2012.05.23 12:40:48 ] Themick Mccoy > Walking in stations = game content = game DEVelopement.....
?[ 2012.05.23 12:41:15 ] EA Leguard > thats the graphical dev department
?[ 2012.05.23 12:41:19 ] Themick Mccoy > So what part do you deal with developement wise? The size and color of male model underwear?
?[ 2012.05.23 12:41:27 ] EA Leguard > mine is player and account management
?[ 2012.05.23 12:42:01 ] EA Leguard > the person who decides what is/isn't harraement and what punishment gets handed out
?[ 2012.05.23 12:42:23 ] Themick Mccoy > Oh, so threatening people irl is okay?
?[ 2012.05.23 12:42:37 ] Themick Mccoy > Cool, where do you stay babygirl?
?[ 2012.05.23 12:43:06 ] EA Leguard > ima guy and like i said i dont threaten i promise and i havent broken a promise in 25 years
?[ 2012.05.23 12:43:43 ] Themick Mccoy > Aww lil' lady don't get so fiesty now...we can work this out.
?[ 2012.05.23 12:43:47 ] Themick Mccoy > I swear.
?[ 2012.05.23 12:44:32 ] EA Leguard > im a dude in rl and the thing is he can replace it or gimme 350 mil isk or come next downtime his account is gone
?[ 2012.05.23 12:45:11 ] EA Leguard > like when u delete a charcter same concept
?[ 2012.05.23 12:45:16 ] Themick Mccoy > Why does this have to be about money honey? I was just trying to find out more about you is all.
?[ 2012.05.23 12:45:42 ] Themick Mccoy > I like walks on the beach and sandcastles, you?
?[ 2012.05.23 12:45:57 ] EA Leguard > im a dude dude
?[ 2012.05.23 12:46:18 ] Themick Mccoy > Awww girl don't be like that....you can tell me.
?[ 2012.05.23 12:47:46 ] EA Leguard > for the last time im a man
?[ 2012.05.23 12:48:14 ] Themick Mccoy > :'( Now you're playing with my emotions chicka.
?[ 2012.05.23 12:48:33 ] EA Leguard > Jacob Kelbrand u got 13 minutes to pay up before your account gets marked for deletion
?[ 2012.05.23 12:48:58 ] EA Leguard > this is no joke or no lie
?[ 2012.05.23 12:49:21 ] EA Leguard > this will be the end of your eve experience
?[ 2012.05.23 12:49:29 ] Themick Mccoy > Why do you always put me to the side like this?
?[ 2012.05.23 12:49:42 ] EA Leguard > 11 minutes
?[ 2012.05.23 12:49:46 ] Themick Mccoy > I thought we were talking....personally.
[12:54:34] Caylien > If you were seriously a DEV, you wouldn't be attempting extortion in a public channel
[12:55:02] Themick Mccoy > Ea, I missed you while I disconnected.
[12:55:13] EA Leguard > im not attempting and im not extorting im giving him onlast chance to keep his account
[12:55:13] Themick Mccoy > <3
[12:55:35] Themick Mccoy > Did you miss me girl?
[12:55:59] Ms Arthie > He told my ceo on me
[12:56:21] EA Leguard > yep he already started the process of kicking you outta his guild
[12:56:41] Themick Mccoy > EA I could have swore that we meant something to each other!
[12:56:42] Bygmy > What's this all over anyways?
[12:56:52] Ms Arthie > He said that you said you were the head of goonswarm
[12:56:55] EA Leguard > i guess he valueshis account more then you as a corpie
[12:57:09] EA Leguard > my main is
[12:57:16] Themick Mccoy > I thought you were my one true only special woman.
[12:57:23] Gothmog VanMorgoth > Guild in eve, wrong mmo, go back to your wow where people care
[12:58:17] EA Leguard > why would i play wow when i get to ban tards like him?
[12:58:43] Themick Mccoy > Are you telling me all those years of waiting for someone special like you were for naught?
[12:58:54] Gothmog VanMorgoth > well you can't... so hence you would
[12:59:34] EA Leguard > trust me i dont lie come dt his account will be wiped i promise it will
[13:00:31] Themick Mccoy > You promised me some alone time.....LIAR!
[13:00:32] EA Leguard Jacob Kelbrand last chance pay me 350 mil or lose your account
[13:00:46] Addar Khane > What's this 350 mil supposedly for?
[13:00:46] Jacob Kelbrand > I dont even have 350 mill
[13:00:51] Jacob Kelbrand > I am space poor
[13:01:03] Gothmog VanMorgoth > that is a lot of last chances you are giving him?
[13:01:12] Gothmog VanMorgoth > I count 4
[13:01:31] Themick Mccoy > EA, I gave you the last chance at my heartD:
[13:02:09] Jacob Kelbrand > If you are a dev why don't you give yourself a new hulk?
[13:02:10] EA Leguard > your a horibble liar i can see into your account and u have way more then 350 mil dude
[13:02:23] Addar Khane > He lost a Hulk?
[13:02:45] Gothmog VanMorgoth > Badassoverhere.jpg
[13:02:57] Addar Khane > During Huilkageddon? Sponsored by the corp he's supposedly "the head of" ???
[13:03:02] Themick Mccoy > She last more than a hulk, she lost my love.
[13:03:20] Themick Mccoy > *lost
[13:03:29] EA Leguard > im a he and devs gotta follow rules too
[13:03:29] Ms Arthie > aww
[13:04:24] Themick Mccoy > Why do you do this to me? You talk about how you follow the rules, but girl don't you know teh rules of love?
[13:04:34] EA Leguard > just its my last day as a dev and any idiot who crosses my path i will dlete there account i promise it
[13:05:04] Laba Hanaya > oh Leguard, you can tell us the truth
[13:05:15] Laba Hanaya > you're the dev behind Origin's DRM, right?
[13:05:23] Laba Hanaya > I mean, it has to be a clueless twat and you fit the picture
[13:05:28] EA Leguard > truth is he will lose his account at next dt if he doesnt gimme 350 mil isk
[13:05:47] Themick Mccoy > Why do you deny me at every corner? I try and try to show you affection yet you presist in breaking my trust.
[13:05:52] Trash Brocken > if this is your last day then why follow any rules??
[13:06:13] EA Leguard > to collect my final paycheck duh
[13:06:36] Trash Brocken > extorting money from players isn't against the rules then?
[13:06:46] Themick Mccoy > You want to go out on the town with that last check senorita?
[13:07:14] Themick Mccoy > We could have a good time, you and I.
[13:07:23] EA Leguard > scamming is a legit partof the game any dev will tell u that
[13:07:51] Themick Mccoy > My feelings for aren't a scam mam.
[13:08:03] Themick Mccoy > **you
[13:08:56] Trash Brocken > sure but extorsion isn't really scamming, unless you're pretending to be a dev?
[13:09:22] Laba Hanaya > scamming is fine in sandbox, impersonating devs is not
[13:09:30] Laba Hanaya > latter is TOS violation
[13:09:36] EA Leguard > <----note Serious FACE
[13:09:51] Themick Mccoy > Your serious face is so cute girlie.
[13:11:01] EA Leguard > im not in a good mood i wouldnt upset me further
[13:11:36] Themick Mccoy > Aww, baby, what can Themick do to chill your mood?
[13:11:57] EA Leguard > tell jackass <url=showinfo:1378//90561657>Jacob Kelbrand</url> to pay up for my loss
[13:12:35] EA Leguard > <url=showinfo:1378//90561657>Jacob Kelbrand</url> i have marked your account for deletion on next downtime!
[13:12:43] Tapmonkey > Why? Popping a mining barge during Hulkageddon is far more legit than impersonating a dev.
[13:12:52] EA Leguard > i hope you enjoy your last day in eve online
[13:13:07] Jacob Kelbrand >
[13:13:32] EA Leguard > i dont joke or kid or impersonate i only make promises and keep them
[13:14:02] Themick Mccoy > You broke your promise about us.
[13:14:25] EA Leguard > dude knock it off im sick of your smart ass remarks
[13:14:56] Themick Mccoy > Why do you persist in saying mean things to someone who cares about you?
[13:17:01] Themick Mccoy > Eve: I was there.
[13:17:42] EA Leguard > <url=showinfo:1378//90561657>Jacob Kelbrand</url> you messed with the wrong person
[13:18:08] Themick Mccoy > You messed with my emotions, is that okay?
[13:18:19] Themick Mccoy > To just disregard how I feel?
[13:25:29] Themick Mccoy > ...and.....close scene.
[13:25:53] Jacob Kelbrand > Well that was interesting
[13:26:31] Themick Mccoy > Oh yeah, made my morning.
[13:26:59] Themick Mccoy > This is my first time in game during Hulkageddon, and I now wish it was year round.
[13:30:34] Jacob Kelbrand > Those were some epic tears
[13:30:41] Jacob Kelbrand > He just kept on going
[13:30:45] Laba Hanaya > well, idk what is CCP policy in the impersonating a dev for blackmailing purposes but the GMs told me to contact them again if this kind of behaviour were to be detected
[13:30:53] Themick Mccoy > I can't believe thos chat logs.
[13:31:26] Abandoned Wreck > oh man I missed it =(
[13:31:30] Laba Hanaya > and EA disconnected shortly after GMs closing my petition
[13:31:33] Laba Hanaya > *shrug*
[13:31:44] Themick Mccoy > It's right up there with mentioning T20 in their offices while standing face to face with Hilmar dude.
[13:32:21] Themick Mccoy > It's a big no-no.
[13:33:02] Themick Mccoy > Alas, back to station spinning.
So the guy decides to go ahead and convo the ceo of the alt that the FA pilot used as a warpin. Enjoy:
[12:23:20] SuicidalPancake > o/[12:23:37] EA Leguard > your corpie popped my new hulk i just bought
[12:23:49] EA Leguard > i demand an immediate replacement
[12:24:05] EA Leguard > 350 million asap
[12:24:45] EA Leguard > i have sumbited a ticket to ccp to have your corpies account deleted
[12:24:50] SuicidalPancake > killmail link?
[12:24:50] EA Leguard > for harrassment
[12:25:46] EA Leguard > its in your inbox
[12:25:58] EA Leguard > 2012.05.23 12:04:00Victim: EA LeguardCorp: Caldari ProvisionsAlliance: UnknownFaction: UnknownDestroyed: HulkSystem: ZionaSecurity: 0.6Damage Taken: 4680Involved parties:Name: Jacob Kelbrand (laid the final blow)Security: 2.1...
[12:27:40] SuicidalPancake > ok, i will have to submit this offence to the board of directors. there will be a 100mil ISK transaction fee required from you which you will receive back after the claim has been processed
[12:28:13] EA Leguard > dude im a dev not an idiot that cant smell a scam
[12:28:39] EA Leguard > you either replace my hulk or your corpie and your corp will be deleted come next downtime and i dont lie
[12:29:21] SuicidalPancake so Jacob Kelbrand is the perpetrator, correct?
[12:29:28] EA Leguard > yes
[12:29:33] SuicidalPancake > ...
[12:29:38] SuicidalPancake > and he's from this corp?
[12:30:25] EA Leguard > he was assited by your corpie
[12:30:36] SuicidalPancake > which corpie?
[12:30:52] EA Leguard > MS arthie
[12:31:20] EA Leguard > how would u like a war dec from the goonsquad?
[12:31:56] SuicidalPancake > Name: Jacob Kelbrand (laid the final blow)
Corp: Eve Defence Force
Alliance: Fatal Ascension
Weapon: Light Neutron Blaster II
Damage Done: 4678
[12:31:59] SuicidalPancake > ^^ read this again
[12:32:29] EA Leguard > your corpie gave him a bookmark of where i was at
[12:32:41] EA Leguard > im an ex pirate i know all the damn tricks
[12:32:48] EA Leguard > also ceo of goonsquad
[12:32:50] SuicidalPancake > i thought you were a dev?
[12:33:25] EA Leguard > i am and ceo of goons
[12:34:37] SuicidalPancake > so you're mittani?
[12:34:41] EA Leguard > would u like to replace my ship or shall i have my corp goonsquad dec ya this is my mining alt fyi
[12:35:07] EA Leguard > what is a smart person like u doing in a non smart corp like that
[12:36:10] SuicidalPancake > so i have your 350mil ISK
[12:36:31] EA Leguard > gimme it right click donate to player
[12:37:02] EA Leguard > wallet open awaiting donation
[12:37:46] SuicidalPancake ... but i was going to give it to Jacob Kelbrand... because he's a fucking LEGEND!!
[12:38:23] EA Leguard > legend that wont exisist tommorow
[12:38:44] SuicidalPancake > you make me laugh
[12:38:46] EA Leguard > his account is being looked at now for deletion
[12:38:53] SuicidalPancake > bahahaha
[12:38:55] EA Leguard > i dont have a senseof humor
[12:39:05] SuicidalPancake > if you were a dev, you would have sent me an email
[12:39:25] EA Leguard > but i make make an exception when he goes to logon and his account no longer exists
[12:40:36] SuicidalPancake > we'll see tomororw
[12:40:43] SuicidalPancake > as for your wardec, i'm not scared
[12:40:48] SuicidalPancake > in fact, i'll welcome it
[12:42:34] EA Leguard > last chance to pay up before u lose your account
[12:43:08] SuicidalPancake > do it
[12:43:35] EA Leguard > next downtime i will
Now, we at Ubuntu admittedly like kicking dead horses sometimes. A corpmate had this guy on watchlist, reported he logged on, tracked him down and found him mining in a covetor. We were bored so off me and my buddy Xanu went with a couple t1 catalysts. What happened is magical:
[20:51:38] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Nalu
[20:53:05] Themick Mccoy > Hi babygirl
[20:53:17] Themick Mccoy > missed you
[20:53:32] EA Leguard > wtf
[20:53:47] Blake foreveralone > i told you EA lol
[20:53:52] Themick Mccoy > \?(????)
[20:55:00] Lynne Rankin > y no tears?
[20:55:36] Themick Mccoy > ?(???)?
[20:56:26] Themick Mccoy > <url=killReport:24282397:f5f75d36f97cd188138a5d58f 9ded79f4a85b163>Kill: EA Leguard (Covetor)</url> \o/
[20:56:38] Blake foreveralone > sneaky little fuckers
[20:57:13] EA Leguard > touch my wreck and i will pod u <= random pilot in local loots wreck...and Ea engages.
[20:59:04] EA Leguard > help <= He loses a caracal to the flip.
[20:59:34] EA Leguard > u fucvkers
[20:59:41] Dominatus Crispus >
[20:59:50] Lynne Rankin > LOL
[21:02:01] Themick Mccoy > I MISSED THE CAN FLIP?
[21:02:06] Themick Mccoy > ????( º _ º?)
[21:02:21] Themick Mccoy > (?°?°??? ???
[21:02:51] EA Leguard > leave fucker
[21:03:25] Themick Mccoy > DON'T SAY THOSE MEAN THINGS CHICKA.
[21:03:54] Themick Mccoy > WIN
[21:03:57] Themick Mccoy > AWESOME
[21:04:01] Themick Mccoy > \O/
[21:04:04] Dominatus Crispus > stupid ass
[21:04:08] EA Leguard > fuck off
[21:04:10] Lynne Rankin > LOLOLOLOL
[21:04:26] EA Leguard > i told ya i would pod ya and i did
[21:05:04] Themick Mccoy > WHO DID YOU POD?
[21:05:05] Dominatus Crispus > no you didn't
[21:05:10] Themick Mccoy > SO FAIL LOLOLOL
[21:05:13] EA Leguard > get the fuck out or i will get ya again
[21:05:14] Dominatus Crispus > i'm still here
[21:05:22] Dominatus Crispus > oh pfft
[21:05:32] Themick Mccoy > Do you know what podding means?
[21:05:59] Gothmog VanMorgoth > WOW! <= He engages a corpmate in a newbship with his Drake, which then gets concorded.
[21:06:38] Themick Mccoy > Shouldn't have named your ship Draco Malfoy bro..kinda gay. Then again...I have to consider the source.
[21:06:51] Themick Mccoy > <3 EA
[21:07:11] Dominatus Crispus > EA Leguard has added you as contact with Terrible Standing
[21:07:13] Dominatus Crispus > rotf
[21:07:16] EA Leguard > your next fucker
[21:07:22] Themick Mccoy > same here brah
[21:07:23] Dominatus Crispus > oh what ever
[21:07:25] EA Leguard > 1 pod down yours to go
[21:07:30] Dominatus Crispus > your such a nub
[21:07:35] Dominatus Crispus > who did you pod?
[21:07:40] Themick Mccoy > Post the mail if you got someone's pod?
[21:07:46] Themick Mccoy > You didn't.
[21:07:50] Dominatus Crispus > yes please post
[21:07:50] Themick Mccoy > You fail.
[21:07:56] Dominatus Crispus > you podded noone.
[21:07:58] Themick Mccoy > Logoff plox.
[21:08:13] EA Leguard > 2012.06.09 20:53:00<br><br>Victim: Themick Mccoy<br>Corp: Ubuntu Inc.<br>Alliance: Varangon Tagma<br>Faction: Unknown<br>Destroyed: Catalyst<br>System: Nalu<br>Security: 0.6<br>Damage Taken: 2776<br><br>Involved parties:<br><br>Name: CONCORD Police Captain / CONCORD<br>Damage Done
[21:08:25] Themick Mccoy > hahaha
[21:08:27] Dominatus Crispus > thats the poss mail
[21:08:29] EA Leguard > if i didnt why did i get concoed
[21:08:32] Dominatus Crispus > post the kill mail
[21:08:33] Themick Mccoy > <url=killReport:24282397:f5f75d36f97cd188138a5d58f 9ded79f4a85b163>Kill: EA Leguard (Covetor)</url>
[21:08:36] Fuji Pryde > blowing up the ship isnt podding
[21:08:38] Themick Mccoy > you derp
[21:08:49] Lynne Rankin > that's 'POPPED'
[21:08:58] Blake foreveralone > shit has hit the fan lol
[21:09:00] Fuji Pryde > podding means you got his capsule
[21:09:07] The Hannes > hahaha retard in local
[21:09:42] Themick Mccoy > So you guys...
[21:09:45] Themick Mccoy > Ea here
[21:09:56] Themick Mccoy > had his hulk ganked about 2 weeks back.
[21:10:03] Themick Mccoy > Claimed first to be a dev.
[21:10:21] Themick Mccoy > Then convoed the ganker's ceo and claimed to be The Mittani.
[21:10:32] Themick Mccoy > Chatlogs are saved for proof.
[21:10:33] Dominatus Crispus > lol
[21:10:41] Fuji Pryde > first thing i learned in this game is if someone is griefing you just let it go, they will prolly lose interest
[21:10:45] Dominatus Crispus > claiming to be a dev will get you banned... fyi.
[21:11:00] EA Leguard > i got your pod fucker laugh that off
[21:11:01] Lynne Rankin > he already has I think
[21:11:13] Gothmog VanMorgoth > Ha ha no
[21:11:16] Themick Mccoy > Who's pod did you get you stupid lil' twat?
[21:11:23] Gothmog VanMorgoth > You couldent even kill a velator
[21:11:55] Dominatus Crispus > no no
[21:12:03] Dominatus Crispus > he did kill my velator.
[21:12:09] Dominatus Crispus > but thats about it.
[21:12:28] EA Leguard > i got 2 catalyst too
[21:12:45] Lynne Rankin > this is hilarious.
[21:12:45] Dominatus Crispus > well, they suicided you.
[21:12:59] EA Leguard > still counts as my kill
[21:13:06] EA Leguard > 2012.06.09 20:53:00<br><br>Victim: Themick Mccoy<br>Corp: Ubuntu Inc.<br>Alliance: Varangon Tagma<br>Faction: Unknown<br>Destroyed: Catalyst<br>System: Nalu<br>Security: 0.6<br>Damage Taken: 2776<br><br>Involved parties:<br><br>Name: CONCORD Police Captain / CONCORD<br>Damage Done
[21:13:09] Dominatus Crispus > so really... if you had drones out... and they got on the KM then ok, you got lucky... but you didn't kill them
[21:13:10] Themick Mccoy > Hahaha
[21:13:29] Themick Mccoy > I can spend that 2 ,il all day
[21:13:37] Themick Mccoy > 2 mil
[21:13:48] EA Leguard > i got kill rights on u fuckers
[21:14:04] EA Leguard > i didnt get a standings drop <....>
[21:14:07] Dominatus Crispus > not me... ;p
[21:14:14] EA Leguard > all of u fuckers
[21:14:18] Dominatus Crispus > <url=killReport:24282541:1de6931404fb803093f82185b 6744438197a1988>Kill: EA Leguard (Caracal)</url>
[21:14:54] Dominatus Crispus > thats a nice... um... t1 fit.
[21:15:01] Dominatus Crispus > you spend all your allowance on that?
[21:15:03] Themick Mccoy > Hey Ea, come try to collect that kill right anytime brah.
[21:16:08] EA Leguard > go fuck off
[21:16:21] Dominatus Crispus > as... seems someone is a little butt hurt
[21:16:38] EA Leguard > seems you are
[21:16:45] Themick Mccoy > Don't be like that babygirl, I'm just trying to spend some quality time with you.
[21:16:45] The Hannes > he needs some lotion for that rash
[21:16:49] EA Leguard > cant fight solo have to gank me sad hugh
[21:17:20] Dominatus Crispus > why would i be butt hurt?
[21:17:27] Dominatus Crispus > i killed you.
[21:17:42] Themick Mccoy > hehehe the day you tried to extort someone and make threats against them irl...that was the day I became infatuated with you.
[21:18:24] Themick Mccoy > Why do you spurn my affections?
[21:18:53] Dominatus Crispus > its so funny how he got raped but different people who where completely unaffiated with each other.
[21:19:00] Dominatus Crispus > raped *by*
[21:19:08] Xanu Nanadus > po baby logged
[21:19:12] Themick Mccoy > ....and close scene.
[21:19:30] Dominatus Crispus > boo
[21:19:39] Themick Mccoy > Thank you everyone for your participation in this DBAWT operation.
[21:19:59] Blake foreveralone > im so confused on whats going on lol
[21:20:22] Themick Mccoy > did you get that mail I sent you?
[21:20:52] Themick Mccoy > That was from when he was ganked, tried to claim being a dev and claimed to be the mittani.
[21:21:02] Blake foreveralone > yea said he claimed to be a dev and his main was the ceo of goonswarm
[ 2013.05.11 03:30:09 ] Jace Vorrin > THEMICK MCCOY SENDS HIS REGARDS :smug:
Please just make this a continued thing. If I had time I'd go gank him myself.
Oh trust me good sir. I hate missions, but keeping a positive sec status just to ruin this guy's day has become a goal of mine.
Also have staged a solo fit pvp ship in the system he frequents in case I can flip him
[ 2013.05.11 03:30:09 ] Jace Vorrin > THEMICK MCCOY SENDS HIS REGARDS :smug:
I am the CEO of goonsquad as well.
Send me all your isk, or I will continue hacking at you.
I especially liked the part where he claimed to be the CEO of 'Goonsquad'.
It's not like the guy's ever made public appearances which have earned him Google notoriety...
Being in corp with him must be a very special experience.
Who's in with the clutch scam? Goons:
[ 2012.05.27 02:11:56 ] EA Leguard > apprently noobgank hadn't meet me before makingthat pirate 101 video
?[ 2012.05.27 02:12:33 ] EA Leguard > hello davor
?[ 2012.05.27 02:13:28 ] Davor > Hello there
?[ 2012.05.27 02:13:38 ] Davor > so what's going on, ment was just starting to fill me in
?[ 2012.05.27 02:13:51 ] EA Leguard > please let him finish
?[ 2012.05.27 02:13:56 ] Mentakona > I'm going to tune out
?[ 2012.05.27 02:14:00 ] Mentakona > i've got some RL things to take care of
?[ 2012.05.27 02:14:32 ] Mentakona > I apologize for cutting and running - i'll keep this window open in case i manage to meander back
?[ 2012.05.27 02:14:42 ] EA Leguard > i talked to someone in hops of joining your corp last week and then my hulk got popped by your alliance
?[ 2012.05.27 02:15:07 ] Davor > was your application accepted?
?[ 2012.05.27 02:15:19 ] EA Leguard > nobody got back to me
?[ 2012.05.27 02:15:19 ] Davor > and who did you speak to about joining?
?[ 2012.05.27 02:15:53 ] EA Leguard > mentakona here
?[ 2012.05.27 02:16:08 ] Davor > I mean, before ment
?[ 2012.05.27 02:16:16 ] Davor > you said last week
?[ 2012.05.27 02:16:48 ] EA Leguard > ya i talked to him last week
?[ 2012.05.27 02:17:47 ] EA Leguard > oh u mean Essmer
?[ 2012.05.27 02:17:59 ] Davor > Yes usually we go through recruiters
?[ 2012.05.27 02:18:19 ] EA Leguard > i talked to him firt then he brought ment into our convo
?[ 2012.05.27 02:18:25 ] EA Leguard > first*
?[ 2012.05.27 02:19:08 ] EA Leguard > 3 days ago my hulk got popped by your alliance and today is my first day back after a 3 day ban for cussing the hulk popper out in local
?[ 2012.05.27 02:19:43 ] Davor > ouch!
?[ 2012.05.27 02:19:57 ] EA Leguard > i kinda pretended to be a iso
?[ 2012.05.27 02:20:14 ] EA Leguard > <.> i was extremely pissed and not thinking clearly
?[ 2012.05.27 02:21:04 ] Davor > so let me get this strait, someone started you on the recruitment process, did they take your api? i'm not seeing you in the system
?[ 2012.05.27 02:21:50 ] EA Leguard > no essemer got called away in rl so he said
?[ 2012.05.27 02:21:57 ] Davor > ahhh so he didn't finish
?[ 2012.05.27 02:22:31 ] EA Leguard > ya and 3 days later my hulk goes pop u can imagine my fustration they arent cheap nowadays
?[ 2012.05.27 02:22:43 ] Davor > see so you weren't entered into the system at all. and of course (little known fact) about hulkageddon, you actually won't get popped if you're on our white list.
?[ 2012.05.27 02:23:41 ] EA Leguard > my offer is i get whitelisted and accepted and i will play highsec spy for yall in amarr those alliancememberrs kiling in ahsab is a dead give away ;p
?[ 2012.05.27 02:24:11 ] EA Leguard > also u replace my hulk ,.......<
?[ 2012.05.27 02:24:21 ] Davor > well if you want in the alliance we can start you on the recruitment process.
?[ 2012.05.27 02:25:08 ] Davor > if you want on the white list it's a matter of isk, but if you were willing to actively awox other hulks for us that would get you in on the prize money.
?[ 2012.05.27 02:25:22 ] EA Leguard > and i want a fully t2 fitted replacement hulk for being a non flashy red in amarr working for ya
?[ 2012.05.27 02:25:24 ] Davor > so you'd earn that isk back.
?[ 2012.05.27 02:26:04 ] EA Leguard > the way i see it essmer should have whitelisted me and that was my only ship <.>
?[ 2012.05.27 02:26:29 ] Davor > Hm, if you play ball, i'm not going to reimburse you up front, especially not before i talk to essmer first.
?[ 2012.05.27 02:26:48 ] Davor > You don't have the isk to buy another?
?[ 2012.05.27 02:26:56 ] EA Leguard > talk to him :P
?[ 2012.05.27 02:27:15 ] EA Leguard > r u nuts exhummers up here are way overpriced but u should know that
[ 2012.05.27 02:29:35 ] Davor > well
?[ 2012.05.27 02:29:40 ] Davor > here's how it is.
?[ 2012.05.27 02:29:40 ] EA Leguard > weird
?[ 2012.05.27 02:29:57 ] EA Leguard > he is till listed as your founder <.>
?[ 2012.05.27 02:30:30 ] EA Leguard > im listening
?[ 2012.05.27 02:31:28 ] Davor > Essmer isn't in corp anymore, so I'm going to have to look into that first. Maybe he had to take a vacation. I can tell you right now about recruitment, just looking at your corp history you'd be required to offer up a security deposit.
?[ 2012.05.27 02:31:57 ] EA Leguard > i bought this toon <.>
?[ 2012.05.27 02:32:06 ] Davor > You look like either A) a corp thief. or B) a spy or c) a spy with a bought toon.
?[ 2012.05.27 02:32:20 ] Davor > I'm sure you're legit, i'm just saying what intel will tell me
?[ 2012.05.27 02:32:41 ] EA Leguard > im a highsec pirate ,.>
?[ 2012.05.27 02:32:41 ] Davor > and if by some odd chance you do fuck us over, it's my butt
?[ 2012.05.27 02:32:55 ] Davor > Okay
?[ 2012.05.27 02:33:07 ] Davor > lets get you started with an API and we'll run you through the ap process
?[ 2012.05.27 02:33:15 ] Davor > i'll give you the benefit of the doubt
?[ 2012.05.27 02:33:21 ] EA Leguard > :P
?[ 2012.05.27 02:33:32 ] Davor > tell you what.
?[ 2012.05.27 02:33:40 ] Davor > i feel bad you got popped and banned
?[ 2012.05.27 02:33:44 ] EA Leguard > the last 6 is my history and 3 are starter corps and the othr 3 were my victims
?[ 2012.05.27 02:34:41 ] EA Leguard > a wolf in sheeps clothing if u will who better to get at a mining corp then a bonified miner with no red blinky status
?[ 2012.05.27 02:34:42 ] Davor > Well see? lol - if you pass the api check, submit your security deposit (it's refunded after a few weeks at most, with a nice little % bonus for your trouble), and once you're in our corp we'll refund you that hulk
?[ 2012.05.27 02:35:11 ] Davor > then you can mine out in 0.0 and actually make money doing it
?[ 2012.05.27 02:35:16 ] EA Leguard > all my isk was in that hulk <....> all of it
?[ 2012.05.27 02:35:28 ] Davor > well lets get the api out of the way
[ 2012.05.27 03:18:14 ] Davor > okay, he's telling me 500 is fair for what he's seen, but if i want to be sweet about it i can drop it to 400m
?[ 2012.05.27 03:18:34 ] Davor > and there you go, full disclosure.
?[ 2012.05.27 03:18:48 ] Davor > > or you can bug me some more and it'll be 750
?[ 2012.05.27 03:18:56 ] Davor > lol i think i should leave him alone
?[ 2012.05.27 03:19:51 ] EA Leguard > we both know the mackinaw is not worth 400 mil and as im a miner that my only income and if i cant go chucnk ice without being whitelisted i doubt i could make that much ,.>
?[ 2012.05.27 03:20:19 ] Davor > You have 190m in liquid assets?
?[ 2012.05.27 03:20:26 ] Davor > i dunno man
?[ 2012.05.27 03:20:35 ] Davor > scrape it together and get it back in a couple weeks
?[ 2012.05.27 03:20:46 ] Davor > or go mine ice and cross your fingers?
?[ 2012.05.27 03:20:52 ] Davor > not much more i can do for you i'm sorry
?[ 2012.05.27 03:21:11 ] Davor > at this point? not. up. to. me.
?[ 2012.05.27 03:21:33 ] EA Leguard > or u can tempororary whitelist me lemme mine and i will get that deposoit and 190 mil liquid asets that a bit generous for them fittings
?[ 2012.05.27 03:21:36 ] Davor > the mighty intel god has spoken and is apparently busy in diablo 3
?[ 2012.05.27 03:22:11 ] EA Leguard > i quit wow and wont go back even if i got diablo 3 free
?[ 2012.05.27 03:22:40 ] Davor > Hm
?[ 2012.05.27 03:23:01 ] EA Leguard > and fyi that mackinaw is onlloan to me
?[ 2012.05.27 03:23:12 ] EA Leguard > its not mine to sell
?[ 2012.05.27 03:23:38 ] Davor > if you can scrape together 300m i'll tell you what, we can temp white list you and it can go towards your security deposit.
?[ 2012.05.27 03:24:15 ] Davor > you have to work with me, i can't bend the rules more then that or mentakona will have my ass, or alliance would have his.
?[ 2012.05.27 03:24:38 ] EA Leguard > that mackinaw in mikhir isnt mine to sell
?[ 2012.05.27 03:25:05 ] Davor > you have other assets, almost 200m isk, scrape together another 110 and you're gtg.
?[ 2012.05.27 03:25:34 ] EA Leguard > the 190 mil in my wallet is also a loan
?[ 2012.05.27 03:25:44 ] Davor > i don't know what to tell ya.
?[ 2012.05.27 03:26:00 ] EA Leguard > if u looked at my contacts list some of my firnds own mining corps here in highsec
?[ 2012.05.27 03:26:47 ] EA Leguard > just theorttically speaking a spy which im not wouldnt ggive ya full api acess <.>
?[ 2012.05.27 03:26:56 ] Davor > like i said man, you'd get it back in a couple weeks.
?[ 2012.05.27 03:27:16 ] EA Leguard > would have it in days but u popped my hulk
?[ 2012.05.27 03:27:22 ] Davor > full api access is pretty standard for large 0.0 alliances, it exposes the really dumb spies.
?[ 2012.05.27 03:27:43 ] EA Leguard > gimme my hulk back and in a week i will have the deposit for ya
?[ 2012.05.27 03:27:44 ] Davor > I didn't, and honestly i'm trying as hard as i can to help you out.
?[ 2012.05.27 03:27:49 ] Davor > not going to happen
?[ 2012.05.27 03:27:57 ] Davor > like i said, you'd have to be blue first
?[ 2012.05.27 03:28:28 ] EA Leguard > caveman would vouche for me if he was online
?[ 2012.05.27 03:29:16 ] EA Leguard > gimme my hulk back and if anything happens which i doubt would its on his head not yours
?[ 2012.05.27 03:29:19 ] Davor > i think caveman would have pretty much told you what I did
?[ 2012.05.27 03:29:26 ] Davor > haha doesn't work like that, sorry
?[ 2012.05.27 03:29:55 ] Davor > id need something from you for security to be happy, and you're not budging
?[ 2012.05.27 03:30:14 ] EA Leguard > u popped the only ship i actually owned and now u want me to pay ya 300 mil for doing it <.......> akward anyone
?[ 2012.05.27 03:30:59 ] Davor > you know the 300m is for the white list, it's not my responsibility to offer this to every miner my alliance pops.
?[ 2012.05.27 03:31:03 ] EA Leguard > it should be u paying me security to prove u wont pop any more ships mine or on loan to me
?[ 2012.05.27 03:31:10 ] Davor > lol
?[ 2012.05.27 03:31:18 ] Davor > i'd be careful about what you say after that one
?[ 2012.05.27 03:31:44 ] Davor > your ships are not my fucking responsibility
?[ 2012.05.27 03:31:45 ] EA Leguard > look at it through my eyes <.>
?[ 2012.05.27 03:32:22 ] EA Leguard > when your corp/alliance poppeed my hulk it became your problem as it were
?[ 2012.05.27 03:32:36 ] Davor > No i'm pretty sure it's still your problem
?[ 2012.05.27 03:32:39 ] EA Leguard > why because i was in the process of joining
?[ 2012.05.27 03:32:42 ] Davor > i've tried to help you with this problem
?[ 2012.05.27 03:32:47 ] Davor > you weren't even in the system
?[ 2012.05.27 03:33:22 ] Davor > and now you're making me just a tiny bit angry
?[ 2012.05.27 03:33:43 ] Davor > you think if YOU threaten me because you talked to a recruiter it's going to get you anywhere?
?[ 2012.05.27 03:33:48 ] Davor > i think you owe me an apology
?[ 2012.05.27 03:34:24 ] Davor > you can go from white list to black list in a click of my mouse
?[ 2012.05.27 03:34:33 ] Davor > then try to mine
?[ 2012.05.27 03:35:59 ] EA Leguard > i got an offer for ya
?[ 2012.05.27 03:36:08 ] Davor > let me beat you to the punch
?[ 2012.05.27 03:36:12 ] Davor > go fuck yourself
?[ 2012.05.27 03:36:28 ] EA Leguard > you replace my hulk and i will teach your intel how to do its job
?[ 2012.05.27 03:36:37 ] Davor > lol
?[ 2012.05.27 03:36:59 ] EA Leguard > im serious your intel sucks
?[ 2012.05.27 03:37:14 ] Davor > says the guy who can't watch local
?[ 2012.05.27 03:37:45 ] EA Leguard > check your inbox and u owe me a hulk
?[ 2012.05.27 03:37:54 ] Davor > hahaha you're an idiot
?[ 2012.05.27 03:38:04 ] Davor > you're not on any list and you can stop asking for a hulk
?[ 2012.05.27 03:38:19 ] Davor > why would you try to go through ec- and then blame me
?[ 2012.05.27 03:38:20 ] EA Leguard > seriously read that last killmail
?[ 2012.05.27 03:38:43 ] Davor > like i've told you that you're good to go? you have done nothing but demand things from me
?[ 2012.05.27 03:38:52 ] Davor > oh no a kestrel!
?[ 2012.05.27 03:39:06 ] EA Leguard > your intel missed it
?[ 2012.05.27 03:39:40 ] EA Leguard > if i can get a kestrel inside your terf just imagine if i had joined you
?[ 2012.05.27 03:39:51 ] Davor > . . .
?[ 2012.05.27 03:40:03 ] EA Leguard > not cause your intel caught me
?[ 2012.05.27 03:40:04 ] Davor > You got killed at a gate camp
?[ 2012.05.27 03:40:13 ] EA Leguard > cause im being straight with ya
?[ 2012.05.27 03:40:32 ] EA Leguard > in a kestrel just imagne if i was driving anything better
?[ 2012.05.27 03:40:48 ] Davor > i'm confused
?[ 2012.05.27 03:40:58 ] Davor > what exactly should I be imagining?
?[ 2012.05.27 03:41:07 ] Davor > you losing a more expensive ship to a gate camp?
?[ 2012.05.27 03:41:40 ] EA Leguard > well lemme see what ship bigger then a kestrel could do
?[ 2012.05.27 03:41:50 ] Davor > guess what, goon space is huge, and a lot of people die in it, your loss mails are not my concern
?[ 2012.05.27 03:41:53 ] EA Leguard > perhaps a spy in a cloak with blue status
?[ 2012.05.27 03:42:22 ] Davor > which is why you would be required to give us a security deposit.
?[ 2012.05.27 03:42:42 ] EA Leguard > if i wanted to i could have done that but i didnt
?[ 2012.05.27 03:42:53 ] Davor > so now what you're telling me
?[ 2012.05.27 03:42:59 ] Davor > is if you were blue you would awox and spy on goons
?[ 2012.05.27 03:43:02 ] Davor > OKAY great
?[ 2012.05.27 03:43:07 ] Davor > application rejected
?[ 2012.05.27 03:43:12 ] EA Leguard > i could have
?[ 2012.05.27 03:43:14 ] EA Leguard > i didnt
?[ 2012.05.27 03:43:38 ] EA Leguard > now doesnt that speak volumes i willingly showed u the flawin your intel
?[ 2012.05.27 03:43:40 ] Davor > so prove to me you're on the up and up and stop trying to talk your way out of a security deposit like spy.
?[ 2012.05.27 03:43:49 ] Davor > where was the flaw?
?[ 2012.05.27 03:43:57 ] Davor > you were a neutral that cruised into our space and died
?[ 2012.05.27 03:44:25 ] Davor > you never would have been blue, because we wouldn't let you in without a security deposit which you seem unwilling to pay
?[ 2012.05.27 03:44:27 ] EA Leguard > i hgave never been nuetral to goonfleet in the time i have played this game
?[ 2012.05.27 03:44:49 ] Davor > you're definitely not blue from my point of view
?[ 2012.05.27 03:44:59 ] EA Leguard > i was shot cause i was red
?[ 2012.05.27 03:45:18 ] Davor > yes i know you have red corp history
?[ 2012.05.27 03:45:19 ] EA Leguard > and for 500 mil i could have taken down all of goonswarm but i didnt
?[ 2012.05.27 03:45:27 ] Davor > hahahaha
?[ 2012.05.27 03:45:34 ] Davor > oh yes the great spy ea leguard
?[ 2012.05.27 03:45:53 ] Davor > for 500m you would have what? awoxed a ratting drake and gotten podded for it.
?[ 2012.05.27 03:46:08 ] Davor > gave out AWESOME eve mail intel?
?[ 2012.05.27 03:46:09 ] EA Leguard > i took down other null sec alliances what makes u thing yours would be any harder
?[ 2012.05.27 03:46:16 ] Davor > yes i'm sure
?[ 2012.05.27 03:46:25 ] EA Leguard > i took cva out
?[ 2012.05.27 03:46:35 ] EA Leguard > no easy task may i add
?[ 2012.05.27 03:47:01 ] EA Leguard > wouldnt u rather have me working for you then against u
?[ 2012.05.27 03:47:12 ] Davor > you must be haargoth agamar in disguise
?[ 2012.05.27 03:47:20 ] EA Leguard > if u cant beat them join em
?[ 2012.05.27 03:47:24 ] EA Leguard > no im not
?[ 2012.05.27 03:47:25 ] Davor > what proof do you have and if so why the hell do you have nothing of value?
?[ 2012.05.27 03:47:40 ] Davor > i took down cva and all i got for it was this stupid t-shirt
?[ 2012.05.27 03:48:08 ] EA Leguard > ever heard of lying low and u could convo cva alliance and sk about the terrors i wrought apon them or in the crime and punishment thread covers some stuff
?[ 2012.05.27 03:48:23 ] Davor > 340m in loans and you're the greatest spy master in eve online.
?[ 2012.05.27 03:48:57 ] Davor > so pay me 500m isk and wreck your havok on goonswarm oh great and mighty mittani mark 2
?[ 2012.05.27 03:49:06 ] EA Leguard > its not how much i have its my potential
?[ 2012.05.27 03:49:33 ] EA Leguard > did u even look in the cans in mihkir?
?[ 2012.05.27 03:49:41 ] EA Leguard > no u didnt
?[ 2012.05.27 03:49:55 ] EA Leguard > try the one named bpo's
?[ 2012.05.27 03:50:16 ] EA Leguard > or does your average joe have fully researched t1 set lying around
?[ 2012.05.27 03:50:55 ] Davor > an average joe with a research alt might
?[ 2012.05.27 03:51:06 ] Davor > but lets get back to how much i care
?[ 2012.05.27 03:51:07 ] EA Leguard > no way in hell
?[ 2012.05.27 03:51:20 ] Davor > i've wasted a good hour on you now
?[ 2012.05.27 03:51:27 ] Davor > told you how i can help
?[ 2012.05.27 03:51:32 ] Davor > told you that's all i can do
?[ 2012.05.27 03:51:52 ] EA Leguard > none but maybei should forward a copy of our convo to the alliance head and mention how i could have brought goons to there knees
?[ 2012.05.27 03:52:23 ] Davor > if you have all this great stuff liquidate some of it or for all i care move it to jita nad contract it to me, I'll have intel check out it's price and use that as compensation for your recruitment deposit
?[ 2012.05.27 03:52:37 ] Davor > sure it's up to 750 million now because obviously your such a high risk
?[ 2012.05.27 03:52:47 ] Davor > oh please do
?[ 2012.05.27 03:53:02 ] EA Leguard > or u can refund my hulkand we can part friends
?[ 2012.05.27 03:53:06 ] Davor > mittens litterally sits around all day reading mails from people like you. it's his job
?[ 2012.05.27 03:53:50 ] EA Leguard > your intel gave me a clean bill or aka a pass anf for 500 mil i could haveoutted the goons
?[ 2012.05.27 03:53:53 ] Davor > the only way you're getting a hulk, oh great and powerful poobah, is if you give me 750m isk or 300 for a white list now and 450 m later.
?[ 2012.05.27 03:54:07 ] EA Leguard > i say u gimme my hulk back and we can work together
?[ 2012.05.27 03:54:49 ] EA Leguard > or i can put your butt in a sling by posting in forums your leaking goon 411
?[ 2012.05.27 03:54:54 ] Davor > I told you security deposit, your actual ability to survive in our space and not be outed as a horrible player is dependent on you.
?[ 2012.05.27 03:55:06 ] Davor > oh yes i am definitely leaking goon information
?[ 2012.05.27 03:55:14 ] Davor > like, here's a big one
?[ 2012.05.27 03:55:34 ] EA Leguard > doesnt matter if u are or not
?[ 2012.05.27 03:55:39 ] Davor > I don't give a crap about you, and neither does the rest of the alliance.
?[ 2012.05.27 03:55:48 ] Davor > oh another threat
?[ 2012.05.27 03:55:55 ] Davor > hey mentakona he's going to get me in TROUBLE!
?[ 2012.05.27 03:56:02 ] EA Leguard > i want my hulk refunded or i will take goons out
?[ 2012.05.27 03:56:18 ] Davor > fucking shaking in my little pink booties over here
?[ 2012.05.27 03:56:37 ] EA Leguard > that is not the trade system i was given
?[ 2012.05.27 03:56:39 ] Davor > You are um how do you say
?[ 2012.05.27 03:56:55 ] Davor > shit out of luck
?[ 2012.05.27 03:57:00 ] EA Leguard > i have your capitoal a sit were boomarked
?[ 2012.05.27 03:57:14 ] EA Leguard > as it were bookmarked
?[ 2012.05.27 03:57:15 ] Davor > i have no idea what you just typed
?[ 2012.05.27 03:57:32 ] EA Leguard > how do u think i got it if i wasnt there in person
?[ 2012.05.27 03:57:55 ] EA Leguard > or as u say your sercurity is weak and i splipped past in a damn kestrel
?[ 2012.05.27 03:57:57 ] Davor > whoa you mean you got into goonspace? GOD DAMN you are like the most elite of all eve online
?[ 2012.05.27 03:58:09 ] Davor > ec- is our capital, yup
?[ 2012.05.27 03:58:13 ] Davor > you have awesome intel
?[ 2012.05.27 03:58:21 ] Davor > you should go book mark it more
?[ 2012.05.27 03:58:23 ] EA Leguard > no its not
?[ 2012.05.27 03:58:33 ] Davor > wait it's not?
?[ 2012.05.27 03:58:33 ] EA Leguard > ec is a fake capital
?[ 2012.05.27 03:58:35 ] Davor > since when?
?[ 2012.05.27 03:58:43 ] Davor > You're lying to me now
?[ 2012.05.27 03:59:00 ] EA Leguard > get me goonhead top most officer up in here
?[ 2012.05.27 03:59:46 ] Davor > right away o great and powerful oz
?[ 2012.05.27 03:59:49 ] EA Leguard > i want my hulk reimbursed or i will publicly leak my real intel and all your enemies will have your real capital bookmarked
?[ 2012.05.27 04:00:01 ] Davor > WHEW WOW THATS SCARY
?[ 2012.05.27 04:00:04 ] Davor > I mean
?[ 2012.05.27 04:00:07 ] Davor > it's like
?[ 2012.05.27 04:00:26 ] Davor > intimidation up in here
?[ 2012.05.27 04:00:34 ] Davor > You're an idiot, you realize that right?
?[ 2012.05.27 04:01:06 ] EA Leguard > how
?[ 2012.05.27 04:01:44 ] Davor > You think any of what you just said actually means a damn thing to me.
?[ 2012.05.27 04:01:44 ] EA Leguard > i know your real capital and im treteningto go live im docked in 1.0 space where none of your alliance can safely go
?[ 2012.05.27 04:01:56 ] Davor > our real capital
?[ 2012.05.27 04:02:02 ] Davor > i'm not sure you realize how this game works
?[ 2012.05.27 04:02:12 ] EA Leguard > your major trade hub
?[ 2012.05.27 04:02:20 ] Davor > OUR MAJOR TRADE HUB?!
?[ 2012.05.27 04:02:23 ] EA Leguard > its in branch
?[ 2012.05.27 04:02:28 ] Davor > IN BRANCH?!
?[ 2012.05.27 04:02:33 ] EA Leguard > where u cyno in and out
?[ 2012.05.27 04:02:35 ] Davor > HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW EVERYTHING
?[ 2012.05.27 04:02:58 ] EA Leguard > enough to cause more damage then if u just replaced my hulk like i asked
[ 2012.05.27 04:03:12 ] Davor > you give me 190m isk and i'll white list you
?[ 2012.05.27 04:03:35 ] Davor > you can go post or mine or whatever
?[ 2012.05.27 04:03:36 ] EA Leguard > how about u refund my hulk and then we can talk
?[ 2012.05.27 04:03:52 ] Davor > how about you give me 190 million isk and we'll talk
?[ 2012.05.27 04:03:58 ] Davor > see
?[ 2012.05.27 04:04:02 ] Davor > you just threatened me
?[ 2012.05.27 04:04:12 ] Davor > you know how much that makes me want to give you a hulk?
?[ 2012.05.27 04:04:12 ] EA Leguard > i dont make threats
?[ 2012.05.27 04:04:15 ] Davor > Not. at. all
?[ 2012.05.27 04:04:20 ] Davor > okay internet tough guy
?[ 2012.05.27 04:04:22 ] Davor > you made a promise
?[ 2012.05.27 04:04:28 ] Davor > lets quote another movie.
?[ 2012.05.27 04:04:32 ] EA Leguard > i really do know your cyno point
?[ 2012.05.27 04:04:49 ] EA Leguard > since u killed my kestrel i have been spying on u
?[ 2012.05.27 04:04:54 ] Davor > amazing
?[ 2012.05.27 04:04:57 ] Davor > anyway
?[ 2012.05.27 04:04:58 ] Davor > 190m
?[ 2012.05.27 04:04:59 ] Davor > or
?[ 2012.05.27 04:05:00 ] Davor > not
?[ 2012.05.27 04:05:03 ] Davor > don't care anymore
?[ 2012.05.27 04:05:22 ] Davor > seriously i would rather stick my dick in acid then talk to you for another 5 minutes.
?[ 2012.05.27 04:05:25 ] EA Leguard > your cyno point is 4-Beom
?[ 2012.05.27 04:05:31 ] Davor > amazing intel
?[ 2012.05.27 04:05:41 ] Davor > it's like you're in GSOL
?[ 2012.05.27 04:05:44 ] EA Leguard > better then yous
?[ 2012.05.27 04:05:46 ] Davor > honestly tell me true
?[ 2012.05.27 04:05:50 ] Davor > are you ditengu?
?[ 2012.05.27 04:05:55 ] EA Leguard > <.> gives u a cookie
?[ 2012.05.27 04:05:55 ] Davor > you are
?[ 2012.05.27 04:06:00 ] Davor > hi ditengu
?[ 2012.05.27 04:06:05 ] Davor > you are like the best troller ever
?[ 2012.05.27 04:06:07 ] Davor > you had me going
?[ 2012.05.27 04:06:12 ] EA Leguard > now whitelist me u tard
?[ 2012.05.27 04:06:14 ] Davor > i thought you were a spy but no you're really ditengu
?[ 2012.05.27 04:06:28 ] Davor > give me 190 million you fucking moron faggot ass licking dick sucker
?[ 2012.05.27 04:06:42 ] EA Leguard > its free to me dude
?[ 2012.05.27 04:07:04 ] Davor > awesome so give me isk and you're on the white list.
?[ 2012.05.27 04:07:25 ] EA Leguard > whitelist my new alt i bought add me to corp and lemme be on my way
?[ 2012.05.27 04:07:49 ] Davor > isk, send it
?[ 2012.05.27 04:07:55 ] Davor > my god you don't speak english do you
?[ 2012.05.27 04:08:02 ] Davor > you've been cutting and pasting this into google translate
?[ 2012.05.27 04:08:05 ] EA Leguard > si sineriouta
?[ 2012.05.27 04:08:12 ] Davor > 190m
?[ 2012.05.27 04:08:17 ] Davor > that's my price for the white list
?[ 2012.05.27 04:08:18 ] EA Leguard > free :P
?[ 2012.05.27 04:08:22 ] Davor > what you do after that is up to you
?[ 2012.05.27 04:08:29 ] Davor > why free?
?[ 2012.05.27 04:08:32 ] EA Leguard > free buddy boy
?[ 2012.05.27 04:08:33 ] Davor > what exactly are you giving me?
?[ 2012.05.27 04:08:44 ] EA Leguard > besides a good scare?
?[ 2012.05.27 04:08:48 ] Davor > you have absolutely nothing on me except that you're an incredible moron
?[ 2012.05.27 04:08:52 ] Davor > OH YES SO SCARED
?[ 2012.05.27 04:08:55 ] Davor > shaking
?[ 2012.05.27 04:08:58 ] Davor > with laughter
?[ 2012.05.27 04:09:01 ] Davor > you
?[ 2012.05.27 04:09:02 ] Davor > know
?[ 2012.05.27 04:09:02 ] EA Leguard > i had you going <.>
?[ 2012.05.27 04:09:03 ] Davor > nothing
?[ 2012.05.27 04:09:27 ] Davor > you had me going in thinking you were so dumb you'd let me sit here and insult you and you'd still talk to me
?[ 2012.05.27 04:09:30 ] Davor > yes you had me going
?[ 2012.05.27 04:09:33 ] Davor > I thought you were really dumb.
?[ 2012.05.27 04:09:37 ] Davor > I was wrong
?[ 2012.05.27 04:09:41 ] Davor > 191m
?[ 2012.05.27 04:10:03 ] EA Leguard > suppose to go down bud
?[ 2012.05.27 04:10:07 ] EA Leguard > not up
?[ 2012.05.27 04:10:48 ] EA Leguard > now whitelist my butt and lemme be on my way not that i didnt have fun scaring ya
?[ 2012.05.27 04:11:05 ] Davor > im going to log off now, and if there's 191m extra in my wallet from you when i log back on you're on a white list, if not i won't even remember your name.
?[ 2012.05.27 04:11:14 ] Davor > yes, scared, that's the word
?[ 2012.05.27 04:11:48 ] EA Leguard > do it know and i will send the isk i dont got tme to wait on your ass
?[ 2012.05.27 04:12:02 ] Davor > send the isk now then
?[ 2012.05.27 04:12:06 ] Davor > isk. first.
?[ 2012.05.27 04:12:13 ] Davor > that's how it works
?[ 2012.05.27 04:12:32 ] EA Leguard > sent now whitelist me
?[ 2012.05.27 04:12:40 ] Davor > you forgot the 1 million
?[ 2012.05.27 04:13:01 ] EA Leguard > ur gonna grief me over a mil
?[ 2012.05.27 04:13:10 ] Davor > after all that? yes
?[ 2012.05.27 04:13:18 ] EA Leguard > ok ok'
?[ 2012.05.27 04:13:46 ] EA Leguard > done and well worth it to see ya scared
?[ 2012.05.27 04:13:48 ] Davor > ~leans back~
?[ 2012.05.27 04:14:20 ] EA Leguard > white list my new alt and lemme thru
?[ 2012.05.27 04:14:34 ] Davor > sure what's your alt's name
?[ 2012.05.27 04:14:43 ] EA Leguard > this new one rofl
?[ 2012.05.27 04:14:52 ] EA Leguard > <------- this one
?[ 2012.05.27 04:15:10 ] EA Leguard > im gonna have me a good luagh i so had u going
?[ 2012.05.27 04:15:14 ] Davor > oh shoot i white listed Master Lootatron.
?[ 2012.05.27 04:15:29 ] Davor > EA leguard will require another 300m.
?[ 2012.05.27 04:15:46 ] EA Leguard > thats all the isk on this new toon fix it u tard
?[ 2012.05.27 04:16:14 ] Davor > vOv thems the breaks, you should have specified
[ 2013.05.11 03:30:09 ] Jace Vorrin > THEMICK MCCOY SENDS HIS REGARDS :smug:
God reading that was painful. Not that I blame you but, good lord, so much stupid in one man.
Agreed, Rer. It's like when a 12-year old attempts to play off his idiocy as a joke, the longer you keep him on the spot the more intensely the focus crushes him.
the Isk/hour from scamming EA Leguard is worse than mission grinding
This post happily existed in all possible states before you observed it. Now it has collapsed into a single state.
I hope you're satisfied, fuckwad
God I love stories like these. This whole convo log reminds me SO much of Nexa Necis's old write-ups on Eve-Pirate.Com, especially the parts where the victim claims to be more powerful than they are.
It's such a pity that site is a hollow shell of its former glory now.
For anyone who never read the old TRAPS stories, here's a link: http://www.eve-pirate.com/index.php?...-Boogaloo.html
EA Leguard > im a he and devs gotta follow rules too
Themick Mccoy > Why do you do this to me? You talk about how you follow the rules, but girl don't you know teh rules of love?
Classic. Thanks for sharing.