Game of Drones - Shortbus Kalevala Region Conflict

**Phineas Freak** · 2012-06-04

Originally Posted by Banlish

Outside of those 2 corps though I can't find anything else on Broken Toys. (more on them?)

o hell yes how many hours can you spare?

TL;DR first: they seem to have good fun, we just did not get along very well for various reasons and their diplo/self proclaimed PR Guy was not the best pick.
[spoiler=Who ?]
i think they lived in geminate before/during/after a short intermezzo in provi/catch, teamed up with Ushra Khan (guess connectiosn from geminate) to attack non-mutual bleus in catch last winter (honoring some good old "invade catch" traditions), complained about cva resetting them for that, told us PL woudl smash us while getting trolled by PL themselves, left the area, rinse and repeat..

edit: found this.. the whole BoA/PL/Test vs Provi shitposting match took place around december 2011/january 2012

Originally Posted by Aura Bolverk
why because i asked you to quote me in lowercase?
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Re: Re: Re: Re: diplo for broken toys
From: Sekera Karn
Sent: 2011.12.14 03:00
To: ODD PoinT
Aura Bolverk has decided that we should be enemies - Alas, I had hoped this would not be the case.
See you on the battlefield
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~presumably forwarded to Aura Bolverk~
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Re: Re: Re: Re: diplo for broken toys
From: Aura Bolverk
Sent: 2011.12.14 19:14
To: Sekera Karn
Just curious as to why and when i've decided to be enimies?
I asked some very neutral questions in the forums, explaned that we were not cva and rovern was in fact cva, I admit I got very offended about the use of the word "faggot" and responded badly after that... I don't think i said anything that makes us "enimies" though and would like to apologize to grogoth if things I said were taken the wrong way.
Although I really did enjoy his use of the term "fuckeyes" i found it creative and would in fact like to steal it for future use in my regular vocabulary..
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~and then a new email to my main~
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Fw: Re: diplo for broken toys
From: Aura Bolverk
Sent: 2011.12.15 05:28
To: Grogoth Drem
just wanted to apologize for running my mouth off, and wanted to fwd you what I sent to Sekera earlier and wish you happy hunting with cva I guess we will have to come back and kill them later. What I forewarded is my earlier response to Sekera.
Ty and kill well
-Aura Bolverk-
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~responded~
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Re: Fw: Re: diplo for broken toys
From: Grogoth Drem
Sent: 2011.12.15 22:41
To: Aura Bolverk
I am Sekera Karn, I received your email.
Apologising in private for being a dickhead in public is JUST FANTASTIC, and totally makes me think you regret being a dickhead in the first place.
So, apology not accepted - Your corp can pay the price for having such an utter retard for a diplomat. I hope you burn (in game)
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Farewell Broken Toys, I will miss your endless evemails begging for constellations of a region I don't even control~

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ah and sorry for the en24 artivcle link, be gentle with your negrep.
http://www.evenews24.com/2011/12/05/...es-providence/

i rarely delete the trollfest notes i took over the years, Broken Toys managed to fill 10 pages in late 2011/ early 2012 alone which is quite an achievement.

**Setrof** · 2012-06-04

Originally Posted by Phineas Freak

o hell yes how many hours can you spare?

not sure if stupid or just a troll alliance. anyway. there is also an entertaining exchange between grath and the BT diplo to be found somewhere on Kugu.

You don't expect us to look for it, do you? Gief link! >:O

**Phineas Freak** · 2012-06-04

Originally Posted by Setrof

You don't expect us to look for it, do you? Gief link! >:O

too lazy for link, excerpt above dating from 2011.12.15 plus the rest etc pp..

**Midori Tsu** · 2012-06-04

Originally Posted by Banlish

3. IT - if this is the former BoB allaince np, we know the history (who doesn't) but I feel I'm getting that wrong. Details?

You aren't wrong.

**Serious Business** · 2012-06-04

Originally Posted by Grog

Can't you just leave us small guys alone

We had good fun until you big boys came and started interfering in our little turf

According to a BR in this thread, I think this whole situation would have been avoided if you undocked and fought BL before they took the station.

**StevieTopSiders** · 2012-06-04

Mega Background Post:

1. IT - An alliance full of nerd ballers from EVOL.

2. Broken Toys - Aftermath. founded this alliance after the fall of Mostly Harmless. They roamed Providence daily, and were pretty ~elite~ as far the entities down there (M.PIRE, Reverberation Project, Goatrider's Horde, etc.) were concerned.

3. Aocalyptic Legion. was founded by Bloodbound. renters. I have friends in M. Corp Engineering, but they have never really had much to say apart from, "Taking space with allies." (However, after consulting sources, it appears that they are merging into SONE.)

4. Black Legion. - Pubbie cesspool. It appears they've started recruiting from wormholes or something. Pub chat was polluted with some scrublord talking to his AHARM friend and being all, "I can't fly Muninns, but I can fly a Rail Proteus." And he asked right there to get an alt into AHARM to Jew and got rejected hardcore. Was p funny. But he tried to play it off as cool now that he's a ~bro~.

**Burnes** · 2012-06-04

Originally Posted by StevieTopSiders

4. Black Legion. - Pubbie cesspool. It appears they've started recruiting from wormholes or something.

Wormhole players are very elite, I'll have you know.

**WomynPower** · 2012-06-04

http://pizza.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_re...ll_id=13550485

lol look at this alphastarpilot getting owned by taranis like hes not a scrub

taranis mighty warship cower in fear u fukin nerds we r coming 4 u

PIZZA ENTERS THE FRAY

**Manfred Hideous** · 2012-06-04

My eyes started bleeding the moment that killboard loaded. Jesus.

**Fix Lag** · 2012-06-04

Mine too. Jesus christ, what fucktards would want a killboard that unreadable?

**Grim** · 2012-06-04

Still better than goons.

**Checkbox Poll** · 2012-06-04

May the Lord of Light be with Pizza in their quest to win back the Iron Throne.

**Manfred Hideous** · 2012-06-04

Originally Posted by Grim

Still better than goons.

The goon KB doesn't give me insta-headaches.

**Kanloch** · 2012-06-04

Statement from xXPizzaXx high 420420 command communications department:

We're sorry that you can't appreciate ~arte~.

We will soon fix the kb because of this and it will become yet another monotone serious business spreadsheet detailing how good we are at tackling retards.

Untill then I direct you to continue using the goon killboard

Regards, Director S. New P. D. D.
Head of Communication.

**Booyaka** · 2012-06-04

Originally Posted by Kanloch

Statement from xXPizzaXx high 420420 command communications department:
We're sorry that you can't appreciate ~arte~.

Using the same color for text and background is very artistic, actually so artistic it's invisible to an ~untrained~ eye.

**Kanloch** · 2012-06-04

Behold, wizardry

**Dental Floss** · 2012-06-04

Originally Posted by Fix Lag

Mine too. Jesus christ, what fucktards would want a killboard that unreadable?

I don't think you get? Pizza.

**Pielemieni** · 2012-06-04

Originally Posted by Dental Floss

I don't think you get? Pizza.

I am not sure if I would like to take what is needed to get them...

**Dsan** · 2012-06-04

As a dude who works in webdesign and and setup. I love the Pizza KB.

Because it represents their mindset and identity so well

E: before to much Pizza rep comes in, It is fucking horrible when it comes to usability though

I mean, just a colorblindness filter test would fail :P

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-06-04

Originally Posted by Kanloch

Behold, wizardry

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13550485

Dat Drake fit.

**Scotch** · 2012-06-04

Sounds like Providence 2.0.

**Kanloch** · 2012-06-04

Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13550485

Dat Drake fit.

Oh wow he had a smartbomb? He didn't even try using it when we were orbiting him at like 1km.

**Manfred Hideous** · 2012-06-04

Originally Posted by Kanloch

Statement from xXPizzaXx high 420420 command communications department:

We're sorry that you can't appreciate ~arte~.

We will soon fix the kb because of this and it will become yet another monotone serious business spreadsheet detailing how good we are at tackling retards.

Untill then I direct you to continue using the goon killboard

Regards, Director S. New P. D. D.
Head of Communication.

Oh, don't fix it. I like bitching about your shitty KB.

**anzoxe** · 2012-06-04

mfw the only active guys in IT are a weeabo and stevietopxd

only they can lead brick squat to victory.

**Ron Mexxico** · 2012-06-04

lunch squids and brick squats xD

**Banlish** · 2012-06-04

Originally Posted by Scotch

Sounds like Providence 2.0.

I wouldn't mind seeing these 3 regions become the Providence of the East, ANYTHING is better then seeing these 3 regions and the ENTIRE rest of drones sitting there supporting the biggest botting alliance in the game anymore. I'd rather have them going around screaming 'DRONE VICTOR!' then seeing that bullshit continue the way it was for year upon year.

Hell, these groups might actually use their space without dozens and dozens of bots that log off instantly the moment someone non blue enters local. I might not know who the majority of em are, btw thanks to anyone and everyone updating my long ass post in this thread with info on these alliances, but I'd rather a terrible or unknown alliance actually use this space then some AFK empire making a few trillion per month.

**anzoxe** · 2012-06-04

Originally Posted by Ron Mexxico

lunch squids and brick squats xD

please don't lump the great pure-irish space guild and lmaobricksquad together br07

**Holdem** · 2012-06-04

Dotlan confirms Apocalyptic Legion has folded and some corps and all the SOV has gone over to SONE

Also, whatever happens there, these are unheard of groups battling for SOV without anyone holding their hand. EVE on hard mode, so props from me

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-06-04

To the victor go the spoils.

**Krutoj** · 2012-06-04

hmmm,

I think its about time for

Krutoj's return to Kalevala 2012 tour

**StevieTopSiders** · 2012-06-04

Originally Posted by Krutoj

hmmm,

I think its about time for

Krutoj's return to Kalevala 2012 tour

Who?

**Artjay** · 2012-06-04

Originally Posted by StevieTopSiders

Who?

notsureifserious.img

**zero** · 2012-06-04

Originally Posted by StevieTopSiders

Who?

The Guy who does this.

**Krutoj** · 2012-06-04

Originally Posted by zero

The Guy who does this.

lol posted my supers fleet >.< nice screenshot

**anzoxe** · 2012-06-04

is he the one that does this

if so he is a true man and i envy him

**Viribus** · 2012-06-04

Am I the only one who actually has no problem reading our killboard?

It's a nice break from other alliances' GRIM N DARK killboards of the far future

**Mfume** · 2012-06-04

Originally Posted by Holdem

Dotlan confirms Apocalyptic Legion has folded and some corps and all the SOV has gone over to SONE

Also, whatever happens there, these are unheard of groups battling for SOV without anyone holding their hand. EVE on hard mode, so props from me

You're actually seeing why it happens so rarely.

**Mfume** · 2012-06-04

Originally Posted by Viribus

Am I the only one who actually has no problem reading our killboard?

It's a nice break from other alliances' GRIM N DARK killboards of the far future

I'd have no problems reading your killboard if the initial loading didn't fry my eyeballs.

Also: I now give a 15 minute kick from our public chan for linking it there.

PS. ban if you use a tinyurl to trick me into clicking.

**Dego** · 2012-06-04

[23:42:37] Archiebald Hornby > [23:20:07] Hakawau > hitting a station
[23:42:40] Archiebald Hornby > [23:20:23] Hakawau > drakes mainly
[23:42:50] Archiebald Hornby > nice to see your honour is still as intact as before

:popcorn:

**Bill Schwartzski** · 2012-06-05

Originally Posted by Pielemieni

I am not sure if I would like to take what is needed to get them...

I would like to take whatever substance it is that is required to get them. Pretty colors, and all.

**Mfume** · 2012-06-05

Originally Posted by Dego

[23:42:37] Archiebald Hornby > [23:20:07] Hakawau > hitting a station
[23:42:40] Archiebald Hornby > [23:20:23] Hakawau > drakes mainly
[23:42:50] Archiebald Hornby > nice to see your honour is still as intact as before

opcorn:

gonna have to explain this

**zero** · 2012-06-05

My favorite part about piggybacking off eve-kill is that if I want to see our ~fabulous~ killboard colours, all I need to add is "pizza." infront of any eve-kill url to read it with a high definition palette.

**Kanloch** · 2012-06-05

Originally Posted by Mfume

gonna have to explain this

We were in local when some diggernick posted this as well, probably the same guy.

Some scrub in fcon was trying to shit talk us as well.

There was one fleet attacking a SBU which ran off when they saw our ceptor fleet (they were in bcs + higher), a bomber gang that bombed them (which we chased and killed 2 of) and a bunch of ED dudes in a station just shit talking.

**jeffraider** · 2012-06-05

krutoj don't swing the dick unless you're down to face fuck just saying

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-06-05

Originally Posted by zero

My favorite part about piggybacking off eve-kill is that if I want to see our ~fabulous~ killboard colours, all I need to add is "pizza." infront of any eve-kill url to read it with a high definition palette.

If by 'high definition' you mean 'thumbtacks-in-eyeballs'

**zero** · 2012-06-05

Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller

If by 'high definition' you mean 'thumbtacks-in-eyeballs'

Mayhaps I shouldn't deal in semantics.

**Dego** · 2012-06-05

Originally Posted by Kanloch

We were in local when some diggernick posted this as well, probably the same guy.

Some scrub in fcon was trying to shit talk us as well.

There was one fleet attacking a SBU which ran off when they saw our ceptor fleet (they were in bcs + higher), a bomber gang that bombed them (which we chased and killed 2 of) and a bunch of ED dudes in a station just shit talking.

mieght you pizza guys are so serious bzness about eve. Also legit I am archibald hornby

While I was very impressed by pizza's defeat of the 30 man FAIL BC fleet which left system after 5 pizza frigs warped to them, in the end FCON saved the day for DP-R, killing some shitty ED drakes and tackling their dread fleet which ended up escaping because I'm really bad at dictors. After that like 6 DP-R dudes in oracles and scimis repped up the station and killed the SBUs. Small-scale sov warfare is seriously so fucking cute I don't even.