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Well at least we managed to whore on this one
There's nothing worse than having a good idea for a post not being good enough to pull it off :negative:
DDed RA supercap a day keeps the boredom away
My e-peen is only as large as my killed/lost%
The isk value of all items is taken directly from API. Things with a value of 0isk have either not yet been sold in a station or simply cannot be sold. Also, since efficiency is based on an arbitrary point system, keeping the values up to date is simply, especially when no one really gives a shit about efficiency anyways.
Actually some people do give a shit, but they are those that are pubbiesmug at us having low efficiency or pubbiemad at prices not being updated.
world killboards ever
1. russians
2. goons
3. PL
4. xxpizzaxx
dont go to any of these places
I'm sorry, I honestly don't see how any killboard is worse than the Goon one.
If we fix our killboard, will you stop running away?
I've killed 31 supers and 8 titans and I've gotten shit for credit on any one off the main public boards (that only give credit if the super pilot has its API entered in like BC and shit).
I couldn't even guess where my efficiency would be if you were to add that kind of destroyed isk to my totals. We have enough to smug about generally and don't need the ammo.
BREAKING NEWS FROM FIELD REPORTER ZUNGEN AND PEOPLE'S REPRESENTATIVE LEETCHEESE OF A NULLI HOTDROP IN PROGRESS:
SOURCES INDICATE NULLI IS STILL SHIT(6:24:40 PM) leetcheese: Zungen: did you get dropped on by nulli?
(6:27:03 PM) Zungen: yeah why
(6:27:03 PM) Zungen: :P
(6:27:16 PM) leetcheese: you need help?
(6:27:29 PM) Zungen: no its in delve
(6:27:34 PM) leetcheese: we're in delve...
(6:27:44 PM) Zungen: and it was regular ships
(6:27:53 PM) leetcheese: oh they were saying that it was your nyx
(6:27:54 PM) Zungen: nulli dropped 90 ships on my sabre/rapier
(6:28:13 PM) leetcheese: their bridging titan said this [21:00:41] Richard Heller > -1 nyx
(6:28:16 PM) leetcheese: when they bridged on you
(6:28:19 PM) Zungen: lol
(6:28:23 PM) Zungen: my nyx isnt even logged in
(6:28:25 PM) leetcheese: lol
[05:28:32] Damienwhat Solette > friend said, if only they didn't have those 2 falcons there, i said they have 3, and he said that just says they don't want to do anything fair, just want to be dicks about it like not normal dicks but big black huge cocks
So we open cyno and start dropping on like, A sabre(Because why not), as a Dictor lands 300k off the titan. Canaris tells him he's too late -1 nyx, aparently he believed him.
leetcheese is never wrong.
[05:28:32] Damienwhat Solette > friend said, if only they didn't have those 2 falcons there, i said they have 3, and he said that just says they don't want to do anything fair, just want to be dicks about it like not normal dicks but big black huge cocks
Had a good fight with TEST today. They formed up 80 people mainly tornados/oracles. We got out arty canes and capped the fleet at 70. Met them in k4 and bounced around and engaged a few times.
Reports came in of 50-60 PL rokhs forming up to drop us. We decided to head home at that point, got dropped in QY1 on the C3N gate, got out with only a few losses. Started reshipping and the PL gang was gone then.
Thanks TEST for bringing an even fight. Pity PL showed up.
Formed up Rokhs to drop on a Nulli fleet. We had 40. They had 70. Lit cyno. Shadoo didn't have bridge fit (lol). Warped to other titan, bridged on the c3n gate and chased after the Nulli fleet who had just jumped through. Despite having a 2:1 numbers advantage on us and being in their home system, they decided to run. Only killed 10 because it was a regional gate and bubbles couldn't catch everyone. Nulli proceeded to smack from inside station and on Kugu. GF.
Wrong fleet composition m8.
THAT'S RIGHT PROGOD CALLING YOU OUT AS A BAD ROLEMODEL
Poor progod, he is trying too hard.
lol, I dunno why people are bashing PGL, he hasnt logged into the game for like a week. let alone lead fleets.
Rome Total War is to blame![]()
Nulli had a spy key up on our comms shortly before some elite maneuvering was engaged.
They then ran home.
Forever beta, unable to even get it up without someone piping in.
Why do people always bite on penifs trolls?
who's throwing a hissy fit except for you and the other nulli badposters crying about mean PL? we're satisfied we got to niggerstomp a dozen nulli canes with 720 prototypes (lol) because we'd knew you'd run no matter what we brought and didn't expect to catch that many.
so the truth is now a troll?
There really wasn't; after the skirmish we didn't head any closer to QY1 than the outgate in 8-Y. Thats what happens when the guy you have on our comms uses the wrong PTT: you lose intel~
So I hate drakes; like, the only time I like them is for raping the absolute shit out of banana boats, and panic geddons, that kinda thing. They're unfun, bad, and just generally mediocore at best. After a day of welps where we blew through an entire alliance's worth of drakes (good fun, A++), I actually went ahead and took out some nados and oracles, with a shitton of light tackle; around a 50:50 split. Take a millenium to form up, mosey on down to YQX, set up camp on the QY1gate, realise that is a dumb fucking idea for multiple reasons; it might have been C3N gate in QY1, I forget, either way, both bad ideas. Head to 8-Y and sit on the YQX gate.
We trade a bit of tackle, but the nulli fleet burns away pretty fucking fast; we can't even take a huginn past 20% shield you had gotten so far away. The puzzling part comes right after, when you're sat there at around 350km away for godamm ages; either your prober was fucking retarded or your light tackle were dickless shitlords who didn't dare come closer than 200km to get you a warpin. Either way, little perplexed there.
I then move my fleet back a system, another 2 gate system, same thing, just we're closer to the gate this time. Blap the shit outta a few things; I then fleetwarp only half the snipers to a frigate, moving us back 120km away; the issue was somehow people had gotten to close to that frigate, and didn't get the fleet warp, leaving them perilously close to the artycane fleet. I give the order to warp to the align/scatter. We reform, the nulli fleet bounces around system a bit, etc. Someone who I'm like 99% sure was a nulli spy keyed up on the wrong mumble at this point; I might be completely retarded, it happens, but I think not, for once.
During this shadoo pings me, asking if we need rescuing; not really, but I'm like, if you guys wanna come drop, that might be pretty fucking fun. So they're forming up, we're co-ordinating, then you evidently see them forming up and run away as fast as you humanly can. I dont even bother following; as far as I knew at the time PL were still just sat there and I didn't have any of my fleet dictors in front; you guys get dropped in C3N which is pretty fucking cool. I didn't even think they'd manage that, as shadoo didn't have a bridge fit.
We then head home, pretty amused by the whole thing.
Should be reasonably comprehensive, again, with Elise gone, I might as well make use of my boredom by writing :words:
Please dont try to appear to be a proponent of good and balanced fights. The amount of bullshit that is in that statement is dumb; you also know full well that if you did bring BSes to a BC fight, you'd get fucking dumpstered by whatever we bought as backup. You just can't afford to lose those BSes.
TEST are perfectly fine; please don't think that we wont drop things on your for our own amusement; this was one of those times. My thought process was literally; oh cool, lets drop some PL on them, and it could be PRETTY GOOD FUN IN EVE ONLINE.
Yes, we're here for good fights, but sometimes, just sometimes, goodfights include dumpstering the fuck out of a smaller fleet with some friends. I'm just a little disappointed you didn't scout them like 5 minutes later, but its no big deal. Such is life in EVE online.
Now, back to MGS; just gotta wait for that damn keycard to turn blue in the cold.
Pl+Test just fought Nulli+-A- in HM- over something(a tower?) for like, an hour. It was quite fun.
I think we lost, we definitely didn't hold field with all the reships, it was still fun.
Last time I heard leetcheese calling targets was last summer in Delve. <3 leetcheese
So many dead rifter bros![]()
I'm sure everyone was about to put up GFs in local till PK opened his mouth.
Was a pretty nice slug out.
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Test dropped t?h?e? ?m?a?j?o?r?i?t?y? all of those dreads. So. My rev got plenty of top damage.
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Thanks, Nulli Secunda! By killing my Rokh, you've done a great service to me and my alliance-mates.
First off, we produce most of our own ships, so I keep the industry backbone of TEST alive and kicking! The ships get moved down to the extraordinarily healthy market that is restocked on a daily basis by multiple suppliers, ensuring we always have something to fly. Because the recruitment of new faces is always welcome the US timezone bloc always has kids ready to rumble in the ships we fly. On top of this, because our leadership is not just savvy at shooting scrublords (see: Against ALL Authorities, Nulli Secunda, et al) but because their can politick well, we possess a fairly large amount of Technetium moons (among other extraordinarily valuable moons) that will never ever be in danger of being lost. Since these moons only require a tiny bit of tending we don't need to worry about installing pet buffers, helpless renter vassals, or even entire coalitions attempting to take them. They also print disgusting amounts of ISK so my ship with platinum insurance is basically free. Since these moons are so vaulable they generate fights, which generate losses (mostly yours) and enable protracted fun campaigns like this Delve deployment.
So by killing me, you do nothing but keep the war machine of TEST Alliance Please Ignore going. Literally pure motivation to log in and dunk on spaceniggers like you bads time after time after time again.
Also +1 neo.
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