Game of Drones - Shortbus Kalevala Region Conflict

[Atticus]

The Drone Lands are a mysterious land known for its Russians and botters. It used to be the best place to build supers because of the drone poo which dropped minerals easily. Now, its turned into a shortbus cripple school with broken plexes and shitty bounties. The Solar Russians have left for the southern drone lands while XX Death has shacked up with CFC and moved into Venal.

Why anyone would want space in these shitty regions? Because apparently its the last area where free independent groups can operate without the big power blocs becoming involved. So, naturally, Black Legion. decided to roadtrip over to shit on everyone.

There's a conflict going on between the various entities:

Timmy Coalition:
Brick Squad
Legio
IT
IAC
Corcoran State

vs.

Jimmy Coalition:
Giantsbane (we've had standings with them for awhile)
THORN Alliance
TJA (think we're blue to them and die to us because of it)

vs.

Helen Keller Coalition:
Soldiers of New Eve
Broken Toys
Apocalyptic Legion.

Kevorkians:
Black Legion

Apparently Jimmys have been mortal enemies with Timmys and recently got reset by the Helen Kellers. Chronic granola and bran flake eaters that we are, Black Legion have decided to show up on the seen and perform some Kevorkian euthanasia on these disabled alliances.

Tonight, we made our entrance to the arena by dropping on some TJA caps. It was a bit greasy since theyre blue to Giantsbane but we jumped into our tub of butter and ownezoned. We bubbled up the lone nyx next to his blue super friends. Convos went up shouting for us to stop shooting blues but we said not blue to us m8o7. A few Giantsbane didnt get the message when we told them to stop triaging and repping the Nyx so we blapped them down too. We let the Giantsbane supers go but killed anyone who shot at our dictors. Just because we're friends with the leader of Giantsbane doesn't mean we're here to save your space and be part of your blue list.

What the Jimmies think:

What happens:
Happy Father's Day! (Lithuania)
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=13542899

[anzoxe]

check the time the nyx died at

4:20 niggggga

[Viribus]

Speaking of venal, does anyone know who Bora Alis is?

[Elftor]

check the time the nyx died at

4:20 niggggga

"When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself." - Kurt Cobain

This kill was fourtold by the dank gods.

[Mfume]

Speaking of venal, does anyone know who Bora Alis is?

Stella Polaris Mk.2

[StevieTopSiders]

To clarify, wasn't Giantsbane. blue with the Hellen Keller coalition, but then they started being lazy and only interacted with the coalition to be like, "Maigne, can you drop sov in this system so we can install a JB? Kthxbye."

Also, it should be noted that Black Legion. narrowly avoided a fleet whelp in BWF-ZZ. They only managed to survive, because they blapped my cyno Rifter before I could bring in the IT Super Fleet with hard counter ArtyCane support.

Also, will someone please tell me everything they know about Ethereal Dawn? I know they reformed some terrible old alliance, and I know they live in Etherium Reach, and I know they once lost a bunch of caps to some low-sec corps teaming up on them. BUT THAT'S ABOUT IT.

[Elo]

I was in ED once

[Kitty Vintner]

Yo Helen Keller accomplished more in her life than any of you nerds could hope to. Just sayin

[Sezja]

Yo Helen Keller accomplished more in her life than any of you nerds could hope to. Just sayin

Irrelevant, at the end of the day she was still a woman.

[Kitty Vintner]

I would've gone with Lenny and George over HK and Kevorkian. Kevorkian didn't kill anybody for being retarded it would've been unethical.

[Dego]

What side is ED on? I've seen Hellen Keller shitting on them recently.

[Mfume]

also: TJA not TGA

[Ron Mexxico]

dropped a TJA nyx just so you could kill tounsi. i approve of this

[Mfume]

yeah, had tounsi not been involved i would have said it's way too greasy, but i fucking hate tounsi about as much as elo hates boat.

still felt pretty bad, would not do again.

[Opti]

hi, im posting in this ncdawt black pets thread

inb4 everyone because im so cutting edge

[RCJ]

Now that Tounsi and Riverini are in Giantsbane and they're blue with Lucian James and everyone's favourite boy wonder Alphastarpilot they are basically Delve Brick which is pretty horrifying.

[Fix Lag]

Why does the name Tounsi ring a bad bell...

[Setrof]

Irrelevant, at the end of the day she was still a woman.

Are you implying there are no accomplishments to be made in the kitchen?!

[Seymore Graves]

Why does the name Tounsi ring a bad bell...

http://www.kugutsumen.com/showthread...sly-Forum-Dump

Open that thread and ctrl+f his name.

[Hilmar Keller]

Speaking of ringing bells, why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman.

[Anarchy Rise]

Just a little update on what ED has been up to.

So far our only activity have been kicking out Dark phoenix Rising from Etherium Reach due to them cheating on us with Helen Keller and kicking GONER (some roleplaying alliance) out of HV-EAP. DPR decided to be a dick and took the station before we did.

We have no relations with Timmies or Jimmies that I know of but we sure do hate Helen Keller. Both ED and Helen Keller have been cloaky camping faggots to one another the past few weeks and has resulted in hotdrops on both sides. Our love buddies are Tribal Dragons and glorious Persona Non Gratis (former Nem3sis and all the delve alliances that got kicked out put together in one sausage).

Also Soldiers of New Eve is now being Fc'd by Kula Kain, Apoc Legion disbanding, and other drama llamas roaming about in the Drone regions.

[Blawrf]

Why do these guys have such awful coalition names?

[Artjay]

Why do these guys have such awful coalition names?

Beacuse Atticus isnt hitting his a-game? Still, points for effort.

lol @ shooting TJA super. After getting pretty sick and tired of either Jimmy & Helen call in backup to save their shit time and time and time again, its nice to see.

RCJ

Now that Tounsi and Riverini are in Giantsbane and they're blue with Lucian James and everyone's favourite boy wonder Alphastarpilot they are basically Delve Brick which is pretty horrifying.

Which is why its fucking lovely to be able to blap them in the face.
When they actually undock.
In any timezone other than late US.
Which is like fucking never.

[Artjay]

Oh and you forgot to add these guys to the Timmy coalition;

Attachment 2961

[Manfred Hideous]

Now that Tounsi and Riverini are in Giantsbane and they're blue with Lucian James and everyone's favourite boy wonder Alphastarpilot they are basically Delve Brick which is pretty horrifying.

Anyone who brings in that loudmouth shit talking barely-a-teen alphastar deserved to die in a hail of gunfire IRL.

[Scotch]

Sounds like the Jimmys have been rustled.

[Lorren Canada]

Calling them the Jimmies, Timmies and Hellen Kellers is amusing and half clever

[Harvey]

we have a name for BL too but we don't make threads about it

[Marivauder]

we have a name for BL too but we don't make threads about it

Your avatar suits your alliance

[Hilmar Keller]

we have a name for BL too but we don't make threads about it

It's probably not worth a post either.

[RCJ]

Your avatar suits your alliance

Well we are the Timmys.

[Kanloch]

ITT: brick squad comes out of the woodwork to defend themselves with badposting.

[Razzor]

ITT: brick squad comes out of the woodwork to defend themselves with badposting.

Everyone in this thread is in the same league so I'm not sure who you think has the high ground.

[Kanloch]

I never said anything about high ground.

there's just gonna be at least one alliance listed in the OP that does the thing where they all sign up for new accounts and smacktalk badly and I wanted to call it.

[Serious Business]

Everyone in this thread is in the same league so I'm not sure who you think has the high ground.

Welcome to being in the same league!

[Harvey]

It's probably not worth a post either.

no it isn't but I have a new avatar

[Phreeze]

no it isn't but I have a new avatar

And how fitting it is.




























































You are retarded. Get it?

[Addrake]

Ice cold man

Was that a phreezerburn™ ??

[Atticus]

Helen Keller Coalition, since they are blind deaf and dumb, decided not to fight 100 v 50 so we took their station vov

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/outpost/HVGR-R

WTS station, will take any offer.

[RCJ]

Helen Keller Coalition, since they are blind deaf and dumb, decided not to fight 100 v 50 so we took their station vov

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/outpost/HVGR-R

WTS station, will take any offer.

We were pretty annoyed when they docked up all of their 100 guys when we arrived in local with a 20 man fleet. Unfortunately we didn't have the means to flip the station so we just had to slink back to BWF without a fight. :<

[Setrof]

Well, this is one one hell of a morning. What in the sweet tits is this mess on the sov map?

[StevieTopSiders]

I will purchase the station for IT so COAD pubbies can splooge everywhere.

Contract station to StevieTopSiders.

[Banlish]

Alright, going to request some back history since I'm trying to get myself back into the game and I love this political bullshit.
(WARNING this post will be long, my posts ALWAYS are it seems, so DON'T FUCKING READ IT IF LOCAL politics from Vale, Geminate, K.Expanse and (possibly) Etherium Reach doesn't appeal to you, skip it and go to the next, you HAVE been warned!!!!)

+reps to any who explain this mess of questions.

I see a pile of new alliances and I'm trying to figure out who they are and such.
Timmy Coaltion: (when name given by a few of them of what they call themselves I'll put that in here)
1. Brick Squad - I've known of or flown with SCOOTER1 for almost 3 years, good guy and not even sure he even plays anymore. Br1ck took a fucking pounding in Delve and shed a ton of weight before going back to basics and grabbing the BWF constellation in Geminate (for like the 5th time??). Their making a go of it and in the last weeks I've watched them taking space in the http://evemaps.dotlan.net/map/Geminate/NK-AOZ constellation. Since they were born, they being Interstellar eXodus, in geminate and put the K25 station up themselves I'm sure it feels pretty good getting back their ancestral space. Any new news on what their doing and such?

2. Legio - who are they, can't find them on Dotlan and I have no idea from my memory who they are, where their came from or any of that. Any details?

3. IT - if this is the former BoB allaince np, we know the history (who doesn't) but I feel I'm getting that wrong. Details?

4. IAC - God DAMN do I love seeing these guys still rolling around. I know most, if not all, of the old people from there are gone. But it's cool seeing them trying to reinvent themselves, any new info on them, I got nothing.

5. Corcoran State - They've been friends with Brick for a LONG time. Seems to be a small number of corps that refuse to merge into Br1ck and get it going (tons of cooks in this coaltion it seems), but I have no idea who they were outside of Manson family and they seem to be coming back from sleep. Any details on them?


Jimmy Coaltion: (when name given by a few of them of what they call themselves I'll put that in here)

6. GIANTSBANE. - when I was going around recruiting corps for the alliance I last had a leadership role in (C.I.) many of the corps we tried to pick up ended up in DAVID instead, from what I can tell, one of the main corps from R.A.G.E., Two brothers Mining Corp. founded this alliance and then partnered with some of the Vale/Tribute/Venal/Tenal holders, not sure how it's going since they've had some massive turn over and a few pretty decently sized 100 man corps disband or merge while in their ranks. I honestly have no idea about this alliance other then those facts, anyone care to give some more on em?

7. THORN alliance - this is really one corp that hasn't joined another alliance yet, most likely trying to get a constellation somewhere and then rebuild Thorn alliance (I remember these guys from original drone lands times) but they were in br1ck when Delve occured and then went to Initative Mercenaries then to En Garde before coming back to - T -. Anyone know the latest details on em?

8. The Jagged Alliance - these guys have bounced over a few regions the last year. From Wicked creek to scalding pass, to catch, to drone lands to vale where they lost their latest space, or gave it away, no idea. Many of their corps have joined others in the area, and their holding corp is sitting in GIANTSBANE atm, so anyone know wtf is going on with these guys?

Helen Keller Coaltion: (when name given by a few of them of what they call themselves I'll put that in here)

9. Soldiers of New Eve - from what I can tell Unknown Soldiers formed this alliance and grabbed in a few corps during the land grab for the K expanse. Unknown Soldiers has been in so many alliances in the past 4 years it's almost sad, I dealt with their leadership when I put the gun to AtlasDOT's head and they seemed like decent guys. Just horrible luck for being at the wrong place at the wrong time or their leaders not getting along with the alliances they joined. They took the former bloodboundDOT pocket and look like they tried to take some of the Apocalyptic legionDOT space before elo/atticus shit all over the party last night. (more on them?)

10. Broken Toys - seems a former Mostly Harmless corp founded the alliance, grabbed in a bunch of smaller corps and one other big one and grabbed the best pocket in the K.E., might be a bad metric to use, but only 1 other corp out of those 2 is above 50 members and the alliance has already baloooned to 24 corps less then 3 months. No idea who most of the rest of the corps are, though its funny to point out that Brotherhood of Heart and Steel were in Libertas FidelitasDOT. Remember those guys? They were the ones that got CVA and the entire old providence coaltion to invade Catch and then disbanded in about a month and let CVA and friends get blown to bits afterwards? Outside of those 2 corps though I can't find anything else on Broken Toys. (more on them?)

11. Apocalyptic LegionDOT - seems they started to disband tonight with half their space, of http://evemaps.dotlan.net/map/The_Ka...Expanse/XPG-HE going to (well least their trying to) no idea and the other half of http://evemaps.dotlan.net/map/The_Ka...Expanse/U-HSM3 going to Soldiers of New Eve. These guys seem to be BloodboundDOT reloaded with 8 corps being from there, guess they want to merge into the other alliances and try to bury the past of that alliance and it's past affiliations with it. Anyone care to give some info on them before they merge/disband/die?

Kevorkians: (you made the thread, your name to change)

Black LegionDOT -I've known Elo a pretty long time now that I think of it, but if anyone wants to give a 'semi-serious' (this is BL, I doubt I could get a straight answer out of any of em besides Frobond and even that would take some work), but if you want to add your own stuff go for it. Last I checked, MEN took their old alliance put all of it into Orgin. and started screwing around with everyone everywhere. Reformed MEN. and had some good fights in Delve/Querious/PB then came up to Vale. Took A3- on a LOL, then took HVGR tonight/last night on another lol, this time to get fights which failed and resulted in the station becoming theres. Careful guys, last time someone did this they started making money off doing it And pounding on these regions while the rest of EVE scrambles to dog pile (again) into D/Q/PB could be a damn fun time.

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Personal note from me, I'm trying to get back into EVE, I really miss some of my friends in corp, which leads me to missing friends in game, which gets me into EVE poltics and then back to my outpost love fetish thing and suddenly I'm sitting in my bathroom with printed out maps of Dotlan realizing I've been on the can for 30+ minutes just looking at bubbles with numbers and my wife says 'can't you just look at pictures of girl on girl, it'd be less strange.....'.

So, yeah, if anyone can answer this stuff I'm going to try to expand my EVE writing a bit and, perhaps, take over a bit for CaptainT since he seems to have stopped writing his most excellent reports. I've pretty much sworn on a stack of bibles that if I come back to EVE this will be the ONE time I'm not involved in alliance level leadership bullshit, I doubt TEST would want me to anyway, so thank GOD for that. I can focus on helping the corp I love and have been in since day one and get back to my passion of writing this stuff for you guys. Yes it's long, but hey, I always warn you guys and try to entertain you with something you can read while eating lunch at work or when you're on the can with your tablet. You know 'thinking' time.

So help me out if you can, I've been trying to be a pretty 'neutral' voice in EVE for a long time and hopefully I've done it enough where people will write a neutral(ish) paragraph of each faction involved and people can check the post I put together to know what's going on instead of having to read entire threads to figure this shit out while going through 200+ posts. Thanks guys.

[Banlish]

Shit, I forgot the alliances from Etherium reach.

13. Persona Non Gratis - N3M v2?

14. Tribal Dragons - I have NO idea whatsoever, details?

15. Ethereal Dawn - Besides some people in Best Path I know from Atlas (mk1) and FAIL days I have no idea what's going on over there. Update?

16. Imperial Legion - no idea about what their doing in the drone lands tbh, any details would be good.

17. Dark Phoenix RisingDOT - never heard of em, heard ED is kicking them out of region. Details?

Sorry I missed this region, I wasn't going to include it until I read about ED trying to kick out Phoenix rising in an above post.

If I missed any other alliances sorry, haven't really dealt with THIS many allainces in a conflict area at once spread out over 3 to 4 regions. Kinda interesting and should be fun to write about.

[G M]

ED and Tribal Dragons are loosely allied with IRC. I say loosely because I don't know if they still are. They're blue to each other, and ran some ops as a 'coalition' a month or two ago, since then they've done nothing together. I'm assuming neither has needed serious help, or their HCs stopped giving a shit.

[Atticus]

Helen Kellers tried to retake the HVG station after we all logged to play better games. They brought in 5 nyxes with about 40ish support. When we logged in our supers to try and fish them, they were watching us and immediately pulled in their fightbombers and warped off to their pos. So we kept eyes on them and called some friends from that north to fish them. After some cyno mix ups we eventually were able to pin them down and get a drop on them. We had initially 3 of the nyx bubbled but they did a very good job of owning NCDOT dictors who were ghostriding out of carriers.

We were able to keep one hero hictor alive and kill one of the nyxes - http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13554948

[Setrof]

Guess it takes some balls to bring out the big toys when you BL guys are messing around.

[Grog]

Can't you just leave us small guys alone

We had good fun until you big boys came and started interfering in our little turf

[WhisperingTurtle]

Hello comrades.

I would like to completely enlighten you on the status of br1ck squad. This post will serve only to satisfy my ego and contribute little to the thread.

GEM 2
Most competent PvPers left Br1ck after GEM 2. It was apparent time capusle FC's from IEEX and completely incompetent leadership were driving the alliance from crap to worse then the riverini standard.

DELVE ( The darkest hour of Br1ck )
Lead by the most horrible ugly man ever to be conceived CHIB. CHIB recieved a personal payout from old NC to take BR1ck to tribute and essentially live out of POS's and defend the collapsing Coalition. At this point BR1ck had lost its head FC Harvey Skywanker and largest pvp corp not including IEEX, Invictus Australis.

After filling his wallet CHIB ordered a move to Delve. Br1ck decided to accept every abortion and retard in the eve universe swelling to over 2000 members. Including note-able Failures such as "Riverini', "AlphastarPilot" and "LucianJames". Br1ck turned into a weeping wound of puss bullshit and utter terribleness. Br1ck had gone from a shit alliance with retards who could tackle things and werent afraid. To some 13 year olds used cum rug.

Curse ( The return of Baby Jesus )
After collapsing in Delve an order was given to move to Curse. Where we would " Roam Curse and control it ". As any fingerless child who likes to finger themslves you would know you cant control NPC nullsec its DUMB. After Months of Roaming in a small Corp he had formed "Higher than Everest" Harvey skywanker Returned to Br1ck having gained a few pilots from a short spell flying with everyone from random Quila pilots Hydra Pilots and other small pvp entities. Harvey insisted Roaming CUrse wsa Dumb and battle lines were drawn between Harvey and the returning PVP'ers and "LUCIANalphaStarRiver". Long story short Harvey won.

GEM 3 ( BR1ck moves from shit upwards to half retarded)
Harvey proposed along with a braintrust of Pvpers from both P3ak and IEEx that a campaign to take A small amount of space in GEM and try for good fights should be started. Only this time rather then the alliance being run by Scooter and Ieex. The campaign would be run by FC's BR1ck would actually Blue some people so they could get a foot hold rather then trying to take sov with CERbs and Tackle.
Br1ck now actually has set gang compositions. WOW. Br1ck now actually has FC's WOW.
As it stands BR1ck is run and powered by their EURO TZ. THe flailing RED tz or US Time zone continues to dissapoint and Black Legion will no doubt take advantage of this.

Regards
Turtle

[Setrof]

Can't you just leave us small guys alone

We had good fun until you big boys came and started interfering in our little turf

Well that's EVE mate A game where people complain about other people having blues across half of New Eden. And in case some small independant organization pops up to grab land nobody cares about, it sooner or later gets shit on by one of the big boys should he get bored
As much as we might not like it, it's the way this shitty game works ;]