Thanks for reminding me of this postOriginally Posted by July
Thanks for reminding me of this post
If only I could be so grossly incandescent
Feel free to start repping them any day now.
I just lost an entire rokh fleet and two triage chimeras.
And we killed nothing.
Welp.
(3:02:36 PM) LasarMotherfuckingBonghits: What you faggots dont get is what you dont get because you are faggots
[18:54] <@am0ntristessa> clearly all part of a long play to give nulli their swagger back so they will undock and fight israd in c3n.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Well that was fun, GF Phreeze.
Not one inch?
That aside, good fight, gentlesirs.
Just woke up to see this, went to check the kb and TS. Didn't see progod, guderian or canaris on the killboard.
Seems your demise was at the hand of on of our junior FC's.
Swagger definitely restored.
Phreezes Welpum Home Op
Much fun
Man, we got fucking dumpstered.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/UhWbu.gif[/IMG]
Less than 8 hours later and that rokh is already replaced.
For what is worth it is nice to see you back in game.
CCP Greyscale Wrote: People live in Outer Ring.Kesper North: my point is there are a ton of things you can do in eve that don't involve dumping supers on mouthbreathing idiots like valor empireMontolio: I actually have a huge crush on S2N
You guys got my cyno arazu with it's retarded throw everything on it fit.
welcome back Commander of my hear Phreeze oh seven
Of the events occurring Twenty Seven of May, in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twelve, in the Querious Territory of the Southern Region:
After a long furlow from duty, COL. Phreeze was reinstated as Commander of the 1st Pandemic Battalion, 7th Cavalry.
Upon assuming command, COL. Phreeze was made aware of a hostile besieged outpost exiting reinforced early on the afore mentioned morning.
Muster before movement tallied roughly twenty five Rokhs, assorted tackle, and three triage chimeras.
Scouts reported an equal numbers of enemy maelstrom riders, along with thirteen scimitars and assorted tackle.
The battalion entered via cynosural field, and began attacking the outpost.......
AND THATS WHEN MY FUCKING COMPUTER EXPLODED.
You see, because I'm stupid, I was the Vulture in the FC spot.
And I was FC'ing from a laptop that had spent a year in the middle east, that now had a broken screen, an overheating problem (corrected by sitting it on a box fan), a power supply brick that was shorting out from heat (corrected by sitting in a makeshift cardboard holder on an air conditioner), with internet service through a phone tether.
Shouting "Oh god no!" at the top of my lungs, I ran over and began troubleshooting said rig, and found that the power supply had failed. Unplugging and replugging it restored power, and I rushed to log back in. In my haste, I actually logged into the wrong character, but finally got the vulture back in just in time for the hostiles to land....
AND MY COMPUTER TURNED OFF AGAIN
This time with no words, I hurriedly performed the same steps, frantically trying to get back in.
Arriving on mumble first, I beheld Grath Telkin, Alekto, and Manny trying desperately to reassert control without bonuses, to no effect. Grath was somehow able to miraculously jump his triage carrier out, but the other two were tackled.
And then everyone died.
It was later discovered that of the entire fleet, the top damage dealerw on the PL killboard were a TEST enyo and sabre.
...reports from the battlefield indicate that the local savages massacred the battalion, with only small elements managing to escape.
COL. Phreeze was reported amongst the dead.
Truly, this was a disaster.
(Hey everybody, I'm back!)
(3:02:36 PM) LasarMotherfuckingBonghits: What you faggots dont get is what you dont get because you are faggots
(5:51:17 AM) T-Renn: oh hey look
(5:51:25 AM) T-Renn: intakiguy is on my km
(5:52:59 AM) Intakiguy: as i warped off i whored on you
(5:53:29 AM) T-Renn: you are a faggot for doing that
(5:53:43 AM) KSUDruid: well played Intakiguy
Ouch Phreeze, that LITERALLY sucks dicks.
EDIT: Wonderful BR as usual though. I missed those.
"It was later discovered that of the entire fleet, the top damage dealer on the PL killboard was a TEST sabre." Phreeze.
With friends like test.....who needs enemies...
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.
I just woke up to find myself sitting in the op channel(where I left when I went to bed) with target calling going on , sadly I was too late to join in, but besides for everything going down in flames it sounded fun.
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"God created the world in seven days, in a smaller, but no less impressive gesture, I destroyed HTA in 5"
Grath
Mr Blue / Twisted girl /Stripperella - SNIGG - PL
My enyo got top damage on that arazu, your drones would of popped me if that sabre didn't kill them for me.
Misquote. You'll find that Grath said that ~my enyo~ got top damage.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I was busy playing Rome Total War (THE COMPLETE PACKAGE INCLUDING BARBARIAN INVASION AND ALEXANDER EXPANSION ONLY 9.99 ON STEAM, HOLY SHIT) for nostalgia's sake, and because its a badass game.
I figured Nulli B team could handle it.
/smugswagetc.
If you weren't playing Europa Barbarorum, Progod, I'm afraid I can no longer love you.
sounds like team swapping time
[spoiler=Intel Leak](5:51:17 AM) T-Renn: oh hey look
(5:51:25 AM) T-Renn: intakiguy is on my km
(5:52:59 AM) Intakiguy: as i warped off i whored on you
(5:53:29 AM) T-Renn: you are a faggot for doing that
(5:53:43 AM) KSUDruid: well played Intakiguy
(9:31:30 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: hi grogothdrem
(9:32:07 AM) GrogothDrem: mandozer
(9:32:08 AM) GrogothDrem: man
(9:32:13 AM) GrogothDrem: you should see this poor pubbie T-Renn
(9:32:18 AM) GrogothDrem: nigger is mad as shit
(9:32:27 AM) GrogothDrem: [23:30] <T-Renn> you make this already bad corp worse without even managing to log in though so… gg on that I guess
(9:32:53 AM) GrogothDrem: and man
(9:32:55 AM) Rashi_Nerha [Rashi_Nerh@RashiNerha.pandemic-legion.com] entered the room.
(9:32:57 AM) GrogothDrem: you should see this dudes wife
(9:32:59 AM) GrogothDrem: holy shit
(9:33:04 AM) T-Renn: GrogothDrem: no one gives a shit about our little soap opera
(9:33:06 AM) GrogothDrem: it looks like she was shot in the ass with a shotgun
(9:33:15 AM) T-Renn: no one is going to think you're cool for being an internet bully from down unda
(9:33:16 AM) GrogothDrem: and then ate all the cake in the world to feel better about it
(9:33:18 AM) T-Renn: so shut the fuck up already
(9:33:26 AM) GrogothDrem: oh, he's here
(9:33:30 AM) GrogothDrem: hi T-Renn
(9:33:44 AM) GrogothDrem: mandozer
(9:33:51 AM) GrogothDrem: do you care about this little soap opera?
(9:33:54 AM) GrogothDrem: xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD:
(9:34:01 AM) T-Renn: jesus
(9:34:10 AM) T-Renn: if I cared what that shitposting fuckbird thought
(9:34:17 AM) T-Renn: I'd contemplate seriously killing myself irl
(9:34:19 AM) GrogothDrem: point being
(9:34:30 AM) GrogothDrem: his opinion is more valid than yours
(9:34:31 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: T Renn
(9:34:35 AM) GrogothDrem: which must really sting
(9:34:38 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: your wife got no booty goddamn
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(9:34:48 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: Shoulda turned black and never came back
(9:34:51 AM) GrogothDrem: no booty? i think you will find she has all the booty
(9:34:54 AM) GrogothDrem: and spots
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(9:35:35 AM) mode (+o phalanxIII) by CCP
(9:35:40 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: btw T-Renn in regards to your app how does it feel like to jerk off to an aboriginal nigger with a cape made of the bones of his ancestors
(9:35:42 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: and a dishrag
(9:36:00 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: I don't think that aspect was touched on
(9:36:07 AM) T-Renn: none of that happened mandozer.
(9:36:27 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: OH YOU MEAN YOU DIDNT JERK OFF ON YOUR WIFES ASS
(9:36:28 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: TO A PICTURE
(9:36:44 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: OF A ABORIGINAL NIGGER WITHE A CAPE MADE OF THE BONES OF HIS ANCESTORS WITH A DISHRAG AS THE FABRIC PART OF THE CAPE
(9:36:54 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: to join a internet spaceship group
(9:36:59 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: henceforth known as elitist ops
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(9:40:21 AM) mode (+o Elise_Randolph) by CCP
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(9:42:31 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: T-Renn
(9:42:34 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: Tell me about your wife
(9:42:37 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: is she a school teacher or some shit
(9:42:44 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: also why are you raising a basterd child
(9:42:48 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: also is it a black baby?
(9:42:59 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: if so tell us how you feel about your woman's past as a nigger lover
(9:43:22 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: Say nigga
(9:43:25 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: tell me about your smut ass wife
(9:43:40 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: who somehow thinks its cool for you to cum on her ass with some panties she bought on sale at walmart nigga
(9:44:01 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: also maybe its because you are bad at artwork because that was some smudged ass lipstick
(9:44:07 AM) necrodon: hush mandozer
(9:44:22 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: negative man
(9:44:40 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: T-Renn is mad as fuck and I'm setting this bitch on fire like monks protesting the vietnam war
(9:45:18 AM) T-Renn: no not really
(9:45:22 AM) T-Renn: I wasn't even paying attention
(9:45:24 AM) T-Renn: I tabbed over
(9:45:26 AM) T-Renn: read it
(9:45:29 AM) T-Renn: it's all fucking dumb
(9:45:29 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: Glad you tabbed over
(9:45:31 AM) T-Renn: you're fucking dumb
(9:45:32 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: can you answer it though
(9:45:34 AM) T-Renn: so it's no surprise
(9:45:35 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: cause its legitimate questions
(9:45:40 AM) T-Renn: answer what?
(9:45:45 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: The questions presented above
(9:45:48 AM) T-Renn: my wife has never been with any black dudes
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(9:45:53 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: What about spanish
(9:46:01 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: papi chulo giving her the didick?
(9:46:02 AM) GrogothDrem: (that you know about)
(9:46:07 AM) T-Renn: no
(9:46:09 AM) T-Renn: I know
(9:46:09 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: Yeah thats a good point
(9:46:15 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: all women are whores and sluts obv
(9:46:16 AM) T-Renn: and you know what else?
(9:46:17 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: they can't be trusted
(9:46:20 AM) T-Renn: I wouldn't have cared if she had.
(9:46:22 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: original sin etc.
(9:46:25 AM) T-Renn: at least not before we got together
(9:46:29 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: What about like right now
(9:46:37 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: if you found out she hits them sqwingers clubs
(9:46:38 AM) GrogothDrem: so the fact that she blew 40 niggers in one evening, the night before you hooked up
(9:46:39 AM) GrogothDrem: is nbd
(9:46:41 AM) T-Renn: there is zero chance of that "like right now"
(9:46:42 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: so she can get 3 studs at the same time
(9:46:42 AM) GrogothDrem: sweet
(9:46:49 AM) T-Renn: well
(9:47:03 AM) T-Renn: if one of those "studs" chipped in some ducats to pay for some shit that'd be okay
(9:47:10 AM) T-Renn: it's not like I really bang her that much anymore
(9:47:16 AM) T-Renn: and she doesn't work
(9:47:17 AM) T-Renn: so
(9:47:18 AM) T-Renn: yeah
(9:47:20 AM) T-Renn: extra money is nice
(9:47:24 AM) GrogothDrem: is that why she got fat?
(9:47:28 AM) T-Renn: I keep telling her to get on the track but she won't listen
(9:47:29 AM) T-Renn: she's not fat
(9:47:32 AM) T-Renn: she used to be actually
(9:47:34 AM) GrogothDrem: she is chubby
(9:47:39 AM) T-Renn: she dropped a lot of weight after the surgery
(9:47:44 AM) GrogothDrem: to become a woman?
(9:47:45 AM) T-Renn: no
(9:47:48 AM) T-Renn: she's not even chubby
(9:47:52 AM) T-Renn: she's just not toned
(9:47:53 AM) Vigor [Vigor@Vigor.pandemic-legion.com] entered the room.
(9:47:57 AM) T-Renn: because she doesn't exercise
(9:47:58 AM) GrogothDrem: she's festive at the least
(9:48:05 AM) T-Renn: no
(9:48:06 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: (9:47:10 AM) T-Renn: it's not like I really bang her that much anymore
(9:48:06 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: (9:47:16 AM) T-Renn: and she doesn't work
(9:48:08 AM) T-Renn: she's not even that
(9:48:12 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: like
(9:48:16 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: why don't you fuck the dogshit out of your wife
(9:48:17 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: are you bored?
(9:48:24 AM) T-Renn: no
(9:48:25 AM) GrogothDrem: she's a dead lay
(9:48:33 AM) GrogothDrem: once you have had 14 nigger dicks in you at once
(9:48:35 AM) T-Renn: no she's certainly not that
(9:48:37 AM) GrogothDrem: what good is a little white cock?
(9:48:41 AM) T-Renn: it's just tough to find time
(9:48:46 AM) T-Renn: I'd been trying to play more eve and shit
(9:48:48 AM) T-Renn: and be active
(9:48:51 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: What
(9:48:52 AM) GrogothDrem: hahahahahaha
(9:48:55 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: What
(9:48:58 AM) T-Renn: and so she goes to bed
(9:49:11 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: What
(9:49:15 AM) NongbongFongrong: with the new zealand all blacks
(9:49:15 AM) T-Renn: because she finds it all so boring. As do I at this point.
(9:49:20 AM) GrogothDrem: oh man that is priceless
(9:49:29 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: Yo
(9:49:33 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: your wife is def fucking someone else
(9:49:38 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: i can predict this now
(9:49:41 AM) T-Renn: I wish
(9:49:42 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: she's not a boring fuck
(9:49:49 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: and she goes to sleep bored
(9:49:51 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: cause you aren't fucking her
(9:49:54 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: and she has no job
(9:49:55 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: lol
(9:49:58 AM) T-Renn: she doesn't care
(9:50:04 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: I'm sure she don't
(9:51:04 AM) Rashi_Nerha [Rashi_Nerh@RashiNerha.pandemic-legion.com] entered the room.
(9:51:04 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: Also specify: is she like an exciting fuck, a crazy fuck, do you have a fuck swing in the master bedroom, does she peg the fuck out of you once a month? wut
(9:51:26 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: like im trying to understand the picture that leads "being more active in EVE"
(9:51:27 AM) NongbongFongrong: do you get pegged in the fuck swing?
(9:51:35 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: to being like "meh, pussy"
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(9:53:03 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: T-Renn I'm gonna pull your ISRAD membership rights if you don't start busting out some crazy sex stories
(9:53:31 AM) NongbongFongrong: come talkin' that trash and we'll pull your card
(9:53:48 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: Pull my weedcard? I don't think so
(9:53:53 AM) T-Renn: you don't have the power to do that mandozer
(9:54:00 AM) T-Renn: and even if you did
(9:54:01 AM) T-Renn: fuck it
(9:56:44 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: Fuck it?
(9:57:13 AM) T-Renn: yeah
(9:57:13 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: interesting from the guy who actually got his wife of all people to turn herself out like a 5 dollar hooker to get ecred with space nerds.
(9:57:14 AM) T-Renn: fuck it
(9:57:16 AM) necrodon: mobb deep
(9:57:19 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: Not liking your new home?
(9:57:21 AM) necrodon: oh wait
(9:57:27 AM) necrodon: eazy fucking E
(9:57:34 AM) GrogothDrem: I am what makes israd a bad place
(9:57:41 AM) T-Renn: no you're not
(9:57:41 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: dont matter just dont bite it SHE SWALLOWED IT OHHHH
(9:57:46 AM) necrodon: the boyz in the hood are always hard
(9:57:49 AM) T-Renn: but you're part of what makes israd a bad place
(9:58:01 AM) MrBlue [MrBlue@MrBlue.pandemic-legion.com] entered the room.
(9:58:09 AM) GrogothDrem: a bad place FOR WHOM
(9:58:09 AM) T-Renn: xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: it's actually "yeah!" not "Ohhhh"
(9:58:10 AM) CheebAman: T-Renn you not happy in your new home
(9:58:11 AM) T-Renn: but whatever
(9:58:16 AM) CheebAman: you seem upset brah
(9:58:19 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: No motherfucker
(9:58:21 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: i listened to that song
(9:58:22 AM) T-Renn: who cares what I am
(9:58:28 AM) GrogothDrem: gay?
(9:58:31 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: theres one part where he's like OHHHHHHHHHH
(9:58:33 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: fuck you
(9:58:35 AM) T-Renn: I wish I were gay
(9:58:43 AM) T-Renn: well I used to wish I were gay
(9:58:47 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: unirionically?
(9:58:48 AM) T-Renn: before the kids
(9:58:51 AM) T-Renn: yeah
(9:58:57 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: did you ever like
(9:59:00 AM) T-Renn: I have a whole bit on that
(9:59:00 AM) GrogothDrem: gay for kids
(9:59:02 AM) GrogothDrem: what the fuck
(9:59:02 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: were like I"m not sure if I'm gay or not
(9:59:08 AM) T-Renn: no never
(9:59:08 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: i need to get fucked up the ass its the only way to be sure
(9:59:15 AM) T-Renn: no
(9:59:17 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: then got a guy to take you in your asshole in a shower somewhere
(9:59:17 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: no?
(9:59:21 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: well you should join the navy
(9:59:23 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: leave the kids behind
(9:59:25 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: and be gay as well
(9:59:31 AM) T-Renn: I always knew I wasn't but sort of secretly wished I was and envied those who were.
(9:59:37 AM) GrogothDrem: never leave the kid's behind
(9:59:39 AM) GrogothDrem: AMIRITE
(9:59:46 AM) T-Renn: too old for the navy now mandozer
(9:59:51 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: how old are you?
(9:59:51 AM) T-Renn: and I have no high school diploma
(9:59:55 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: ok i got a GED
(9:59:57 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: nbd
(9:59:58 AM) GrogothDrem: no high school
(10:00:00 AM) GrogothDrem: oh man
(10:00:03 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: goddamn
(10:00:09 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: your wife is a trailer park bitch lol
(10:00:14 AM) T-Renn: I also have a GED
(10:00:19 AM) T-Renn: they don't take GED
(10:00:21 AM) T-Renn: only the army does
(10:00:23 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: yeah they do motherfucker
(10:00:29 AM) T-Renn: well
(10:00:30 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: i got into marine DEP
(10:00:32 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: then went navy Active
(10:00:34 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: on a GED
(10:00:34 AM) T-Renn: they didn't back when I was trying to get in
(10:00:43 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: i was trying in 08
(10:00:45 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: got in 09
(10:00:47 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: got out '11
(10:00:52 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: fuck the navy
(10:00:53 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: lol
(10:00:54 AM) T-Renn: I was trying in 1994
(10:00:54 AM) T-Renn: so
(10:00:55 AM) T-Renn: yeah
(10:01:15 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: were you also trying to become anally impregnanted with niggercum?
(10:01:24 AM) T-Renn: no?
(10:01:28 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: just checking
(10:01:41 AM) GaramisTakians [GaramisTaki@GaramisTakians.pandemic-legion.com] entered the room.
(10:02:09 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: So
(10:02:13 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: about this envying gay people
(10:02:16 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: why do you envy cocksuckers
(10:02:26 AM) T-Renn: not just cocksuckers but muffdivers too
(10:02:32 AM) T-Renn: don't forget there are two sexes
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(10:02:37 AM) T-Renn: even if you only interact with one mandozer
(10:02:47 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: Was that supposed to be a sick burn
(10:02:52 AM) T-Renn: no
(10:02:59 AM) T-Renn: it was just a joke
(10:03:01 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: Then answer the question you misdirecting motherfucker
(10:03:12 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: Why do you envy HOMOSEXUALS
(10:03:14 AM) T-Renn: it's too long of an answer
(10:03:17 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: We have time
(10:03:22 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: begin with lesson one
(10:03:24 AM) T-Renn: I don't
(10:03:31 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: (first you grab the dick, gently lick it up and down....insert it into the mouth)(
(10:03:32 AM) T-Renn: I'm getting paid for this
(10:03:34 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: (Take it slow.)
(10:03:36 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: (Don't rus hit)
(10:03:40 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: (And before you know it...splash)
(10:03:41 AM) T-Renn: and before you know it
(10:03:44 AM) T-Renn: yeah
(10:04:06 AM) T-Renn: if you're really old school you'll start making og mudbone references
(10:05:04 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: how about we get to the philosophical question
(10:05:13 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: of why you feel envious of the gays
(10:05:18 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: Is it the stereotypical fashion sense
(10:05:20 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: the accent
(10:05:30 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: The holidays?
(10:05:32 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: The drama?
(10:05:35 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: what
(10:05:36 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: what isi t
(10:05:42 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: Help me understand
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(10:08:13 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: (9:59:31 AM) T-Renn: I always knew I wasn't but sort of secretly wished I was and envied those who were.
(10:08:15 AM) T-Renn: you never would understand
(10:08:24 AM) T-Renn: so it's sort of pointless
(10:08:39 AM) GrogothDrem: if you are going to cut your wrists later
(10:08:42 AM) GrogothDrem: please, please
(10:08:46 AM) T-Renn: lol
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(10:08:48 AM) GrogothDrem: remember to go DOWN the street
(10:08:51 AM) T-Renn: wtf are you talking about?
(10:08:51 AM) necrodon: give me ur stuff
(10:08:53 AM) GrogothDrem: not ACROSS the road
(10:09:16 AM) T-Renn: yeah that won't be a problem but thanks for the tip
(10:10:11 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: TRenn felt a flutter on his heart as he entered 5th period gym class and started changing, he saw his idol, Jacquan, putting on his gym shorts with that supple negro ass poking out the top. Long has he lusted for him ever since he saw him shoot a three pointer during a basketball game.
(10:10:28 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: Those fair brown eyes, piercing the soul.
(10:11:19 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: Sorry I'm not in the mood for gay fanfic right now"
(10:11:26 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: But is that how its like T-renn?
(10:11:49 AM) T-Renn: no not at all
(10:12:02 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: Can you tell us?
...............40 minutes later
(10:50:58 AM) RottenRalph: anybody into RC helicopters?
(10:51:01 AM) RottenRalph: just wondering
(10:51:13 AM) NongbongFongrong: nerd trap
(10:51:27 AM) RottenRalph: on irc
(10:51:27 AM) RottenRalph: yes
(10:51:30 AM) RottenRalph: O-O
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(10:56:07 AM) T-Renn: RottenRalph: I dabble in rc helis
(10:56:24 AM) Jackbubu [Jackbubu@Jackbubu.pandemic-legion.com] entered the room.
(10:56:26 AM) T-Renn: mostly coax but I'm going to man up and go fixed pitch soon
(10:57:01 AM) T-Renn: collective pitch looks fun but too hard to fly for me
(10:57:06 AM) T-Renn: with my one eye and shit
(10:57:38 AM) T-Renn: this is a fun video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pbdwueqGp4
(10:58:45 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: "I wish but knew it could never be true. I wish I knew what it was like to frolick amongst the cocksuckers and taste pineapple flavored semen off a didick after a night of primal passion" - T-Renn
(10:59:00 AM) T-Renn: that's not what I said
(10:59:06 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: Thats what you feel
(10:59:06 AM) RottenRalph: trenn
(10:59:09 AM) RottenRalph: go for mcpx
(10:59:11 AM) T-Renn: but I already said I'm not going to really go into further detail
(10:59:15 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: deep down inside
(10:59:20 AM) RottenRalph: if you want to begin with cp
(10:59:20 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: Ok because I'd totally never understand
(10:59:25 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: dreaming of being something I'm not
(10:59:26 AM) T-Renn: mcpx is nice
(10:59:29 AM) Iambeastx [iambeastx@Iambeastx.pandemic-legion.com] entered the room.
(10:59:36 AM) RottenRalph: yea
(10:59:37 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: I want to be an olympic champion or a pornstar some days
(10:59:37 AM) RottenRalph: i brb
(10:59:38 AM) RottenRalph: 5min
(10:59:38 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: somedays
(10:59:43 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: you just wanna be a habitual cocksucker
(10:59:44 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: nbd
(10:59:46 AM) T-Renn: I have a meeting
(10:59:56 AM) RottenRalph: k later then
(10:59:57 AM) RottenRalph: take care
(11:00:06 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: Suck your bosses dick
(11:00:12 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: just like you wish you could suck a real mans cock
(11:00:20 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: Just like your wife actually does
(11:00:25 AM) xXx420xXxHIGHCOMMANDxXxD: suck real mens cocks
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[spoiler=ISRAD intel leak][12:12] <T-Renn> isn't there a skill that speeds up mod repair time?
[12:13] <Giacomo-Carissimi> shut up T-Renn, nobody likes you
[12:15] <T-Renn> jesus fuck calm down man
[12:15] <T-Renn> seriously
[12:15] <Giacomo-Carissimi> no
[12:15] <Giacomo-Carissimi> seriously
[12:15] <Giacomo-Carissimi> shut up
[12:15] <Giacomo-Carissimi> forever
[12:15] <T-Renn> no
[12:15] <T-Renn> fuck you
[12:15] <Giacomo-Carissimi> slash
[12:15] <Giacomo-Carissimi> kill yourself irl
[12:15] <Giacomo-Carissimi> plz
[12:16] <T-Renn> really?
[12:16] <Giacomo-Carissimi> really
[12:16] <Giacomo-Carissimi> do it
[12:16] <Giacomo-Carissimi> you won't do it
[12:16] <Giacomo-Carissimi> pussy
[12:16] <T-Renn> what kind of fucking redneck idiot are you?
[12:16] <T-Renn> seriously
[12:16] <T-Renn> what the fuck is your problem
[12:16] <Giacomo-Carissimi> the kind your mother likes to fuck
[12:16] <Giacomo-Carissimi> just sayin'
[12:16] <T-Renn> you sound literally retarded
[12:17] <T-Renn> what are you going to do
[12:17] <Giacomo-Carissimi> do you read out loud?
[12:17] <T-Renn> try to haze me out?
[12:17] <Giacomo-Carissimi> is it working?
[12:17] <T-Renn> what kind of fucking stupid ass question is that?
[12:17] <T-Renn> fuck no it's not working you fucking mouth breathing sycophant
[12:17] <Giacomo-Carissimi> you're pretty lame all around, i rather you not be her anymore
[12:17] <T-Renn> jesus just shut the fuck up
[12:17] <T-Renn> I have never done anything to you
[12:17] <Giacomo-Carissimi> and by here
[12:17] <T-Renn> fuck I don't even know who the fuck you are
[12:17] <Giacomo-Carissimi> i mean earth
[12:17] <Giacomo-Carissimi> kill yourself irl
[12:17] <T-Renn> except some dude that posts a lot
[12:18] <T-Renn> and doesn't say much
[12:18] <Alekto_Descendant> lets talk aboit ice cream
[12:18] <T-Renn> I'm down with that
[12:18] <Alekto_Descendant> doesnt evryone love icecream?
[12:18] <Giacomo-Carissimi> how much icecream will be had once t-renn leaves?
[12:18] <Alekto_Descendant> i like strawberry sundays
[12:18] <Giacomo-Carissimi> much
[12:18] <T-Renn> you look like a retard
[12:18] <Giacomo-Carissimi> let me just post a picture of my wife's ass about it
[12:19] <~penifSMASH> lol
[12:19] <T-Renn> seriously
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[12:19] <Giacomo-Carissimi> then we'll see who looks like the retard
[12:19] <T-Renn> what is the big deal about that shit?
[12:19] <T-Renn> who the fuck cares
[12:19] <T-Renn> she doesn't I don't
[12:19] <T-Renn> it's just a stupid thing
[12:19] <T-Renn> but people won't shut up about it
[12:19] <Giacomo-Carissimi> hahaha
[12:19] <T-Renn> it's like the fucking go-to thing to say
[12:19] <T-Renn> it's silly
[12:19] <T-Renn> wtf dude what are you
[12:19] <Giacomo-Carissimi> i mean, im pretty sure normal people don't do that
[12:19] <Giacomo-Carissimi> generally speaking
[12:19] <T-Renn> who's normal?
[12:19] <T-Renn> what the fuck is normal?
[12:19] <Giacomo-Carissimi> not you
[12:20] <Giacomo-Carissimi> or your wife
[12:20] <Giacomo-Carissimi> v0v
[12:20] <T-Renn> normal is a setting on my fucking washing machine
[12:20] <T-Renn> fuck you
[12:20] <~penifSMASH> im pretty normal isnt a setting on any washing machine
[12:20] <~penifSMASH> tbh
[12:20] <Giacomo-Carissimi> heh
[12:20] <~penifSMASH> maybe wigger washing machines
[12:20] <T-Renn> look
[12:20] <T-Renn> haze me all you want
[12:20] <T-Renn> but if you want me to shut up
[12:20] <T-Renn> just pull services
[12:20] <Giacomo-Carissimi> can you get a picture of your wife on the washing machine?
[12:20] <T-Renn> if you want me to leave
[12:20] <T-Renn> kick me
[12:21] <Giacomo-Carissimi> i'd like to see that
[12:21] <T-Renn> otherwise I'll do this shit every night
[12:21] <T-Renn> fuck it
[12:21] <T-Renn> I don't care
[12:21] <~penifSMASH> are you going to ragequit irc again
[12:21] <T-Renn> no
[12:21] <Giacomo-Carissimi> soooo, will there be a picture?
[12:21] <T-Renn> who rage quits IRC?>
[12:21] <T-Renn> penifSMASH: I have a life which requires me to not be in my mom's house all the fucking time
[12:21] <Giacomo-Carissimi> ....
[12:22] <T-Renn> so I quit irc
[12:22] <T-Renn> so it doesn't blow my house up with the notices while I'm gone
[12:22] <Giacomo-Carissimi> how much time do you spend at your mom's house?
[12:22] <T-Renn> or when I'm going to and from work
[12:22] <T-Renn> or whatever
[12:22] <T-Renn> honestly?
[12:22] <~penifSMASH> "fuck it" followed by "T-Renn left #israd" usually means "ragequit"
[12:22] <~penifSMASH> jfyi
[12:22] <T-Renn> I see my mom once or twice a month
[12:22] <T-Renn> no
[12:22] <T-Renn> it doesnt
[12:22] <T-Renn> it means I had other shit to do and went and did it
[12:22] <Giacomo-Carissimi> WE HAVE THE LOGS GOOD SIR
[12:23] <T-Renn> ok then whatever
[12:23] <Giacomo-Carissimi> but they're being saved for a later date
[12:23] <T-Renn> fuck you guys
[12:23] <Giacomo-Carissimi> l8r d8
[12:23] <T-Renn> I'll just hang tough like donnie fucking wahlberg
[12:23] <Giacomo-Carissimi> who's donnie wahlberg?
[12:23] <T-Renn> fuck you
[12:23] <T-Renn> that's who
[12:23] <Giacomo-Carissimi> nice one
[12:23] <T-Renn> who the fuck is axel foley you stupid fuck
[12:23] <T-Renn> seriously
[12:23] <Giacomo-Carissimi> only the greatest black man to come out of detroit
[12:23] <~penifSMASH> is he a wigger
[12:24] <Giacomo-Carissimi> we will fucking throw the fuck down right now
[12:24] <~penifSMASH> isnt axel foley the character in that movie
[12:24] <~penifSMASH> with that black guy
[12:24] <T-Renn> yes
[12:24] <T-Renn> penif
[12:24] <~penifSMASH> hollywood cop or some shit
[12:24] <~penifSMASH> with the detroit cop
[12:24] <T-Renn> when was the last time you had a girl alone?
[12:24] <T-Renn> was in never?
[12:24] <Giacomo-Carissimi> your racist ass can get the fuck out T-Renn
[12:24] <T-Renn> fuck you blow me
[12:24] <Giacomo-Carissimi> does your wife know you're a racist?
[12:24] <T-Renn> hahahaha
[12:24] <~penifSMASH> last time i was with a girl was with your daughter
[12:25] <Giacomo-Carissimi> wololol
[12:25] <T-Renn> hahahha so funny
[12:25] <Alekto_Descendant> girls are scary
[12:25] <T-Renn> penifSMASH: you couldn't fucking score in a cricket match
[12:25] <Alekto_Descendant> i get a sweaty when girls are arround.
[12:25] <Giacomo-Carissimi> how is your boyfriend, btw, Alekto_Descendant?
[12:25] <T-Renn> you must be the ugliest motherfucker on the planet
[12:25] <Alekto_Descendant> Giacomo-Carissimi; weve been fighting latley
[12:25] <Alekto_Descendant>
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[12:25] <~penifSMASH> youre trying to "come at me" but youre really just flailing around and falling on your face
[12:25] <~penifSMASH> T-Renn
[12:26] <Giacomo-Carissimi> let me know when that blows up in your face, because maybe i can later
[12:26] <T-Renn> you're the one who says the same stupid shit to me over and over again penif
[12:26] <T-Renn> it's all old hash
[12:26] <Giacomo-Carissimi> T-Renn is pretty terrible at comebacks/everything
[12:26] <Alekto_Descendant> i like it when things blow up in my face
[12:26] <T-Renn> retarded shit
[12:26] <Alekto_Descendant> so to speak
[12:26] <T-Renn> no
[12:26] <T-Renn> fuck you
[12:26] <T-Renn> I rule
[12:26] <Giacomo-Carissimi> can you get a picture of your wife on the washing machine with a sign that says "T-Renn #1"
[12:27] <T-Renn> picture wife wigger
[12:27] <T-Renn> herp derp derp
[12:27] <T-Renn> who the fuck cares
[12:27] <T-Renn> internet spaceships, lads
[12:27] <T-Renn> that's what it's all about
[12:27] <~penifSMASH> look at you trying to not care
[12:27] <T-Renn> pixels in fake space
[12:27] <~penifSMASH> but caring really hard
[12:27] <Giacomo-Carissimi> i thought it was about you killing yourself irl T-Renn
[12:27] <T-Renn> oh penifSMASH
[12:27] <T-Renn> don't even get me started about how much you fucking care about this game
[12:28] <T-Renn> you play it literally 20 hours a day
[12:28] <T-Renn> you never miss a fucking fleet
[12:28] <T-Renn> you're like batman
[12:28] <T-Renn> so don't even fucking start
[12:28] <Giacomo-Carissimi> will you be his robin?
[12:28] <T-Renn> you're already his fucking batgirl
[12:29] <~penifSMASH> do you role play as eminem to turn on your wife
[12:29] <T-Renn> no
[12:29] <T-Renn> she likes eminem
[12:29] <Giacomo-Carissimi> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1...4sk0o1_400.jpg
[12:29] <T-Renn> I do not
[12:29] <Giacomo-Carissimi> i bet your wife would cheat on you with eminem
[12:29] <T-Renn> hmmm
[12:29] <~penifSMASH> or has vagina lost all sensation after taking 13 nigger dicks a day every day during her 20s
[12:29] <T-Renn> maybe
[12:29] <T-Renn> she's never fucked a nigger
[12:29] <Giacomo-Carissimi> dude
[12:29] <T-Renn> gross
[12:29] <Giacomo-Carissimi> was your wife a slut?
[12:29] <T-Renn> no
[12:30] <~penifSMASH> he's raising the bastard child of a wigger, no troll
[12:30] <Giacomo-Carissimi> i bet she was, i mean, she did put her pictures up on the internet
[12:30] <T-Renn> i've been with some real sluts tho
[12:30] <Giacomo-Carissimi> like your wife
[12:30] <~penifSMASH> llolol
[12:31] <T-Renn> it is no wonder why you two homos have so much time to play eve online.
[12:31] <T-Renn> and penif I don't know wtf your story is
[12:31] <T-Renn> your mom must be loaded or something
[12:32] <T-Renn> because you don't fucking work
[12:32] <T-Renn> never go out
[12:32] <T-Renn> you must live in like some palacial estate
[12:32] <Giacomo-Carissimi> what is your job irl T-Renn?
[12:32] <T-Renn> my job is fucking your mom
[12:32] <~penifSMASH> "wigger patrol"
[12:32] <T-Renn> and she pays pretty good for a fat bitch
[12:32] <~penifSMASH> oh shit a "i fucked ur mom" joke
[12:32] <Giacomo-Carissimi> no really
[12:32] <Giacomo-Carissimi> what do you do irl?
[12:32] <T-Renn> no fuck you
[12:32] <Giacomo-Carissimi> sanitation worker or something
[12:32] <Giacomo-Carissimi> i bet you are
[12:33] <Giacomo-Carissimi> p lame tbh
[12:33] <T-Renn> I make rap videos
[12:33] <T-Renn> no
[12:33] <T-Renn> I'm not
[12:33] <Giacomo-Carissimi> actually, im willing to bet it
[12:33] <T-Renn> bet what
[12:33] <Giacomo-Carissimi> do you work for the city?
[12:33] <~penifSMASH> theres nothing wrong with being a sanitation worker tbh
[12:33] <~penifSMASH> its an honest job
[12:34] <T-Renn> what's the bet here?
[12:34] <T-Renn> and what are the stakes?
[12:34] <Giacomo-Carissimi> a picture of your wife on the washing machine
[12:34] <T-Renn> heh
[12:34] <T-Renn> you do make me laugh
[12:34] <T-Renn> dance monkey dance
[12:34] <Giacomo-Carissimi> what do you do irl?
[12:34] <T-Renn> I already told you
[12:34] <T-Renn> I produce rap videos
[12:34] <Giacomo-Carissimi> what do you do irl?
[12:35] <T-Renn> every girl you've ever cried yourself to sleep over
[12:35] <~penifSMASH> he has irc access at work so he probably works some office job
[12:35] <Giacomo-Carissimi> ah
[12:35] <T-Renn> yeah dipshit
[12:35] <T-Renn> and I type like
[12:35] <T-Renn> a million words a minute
[12:35] <T-Renn> so that's a big fucking ding ding clue right there
[12:35] <T-Renn> plus
[12:35] <T-Renn> I told you faggots
[12:35] <T-Renn> what I did
[12:35] <T-Renn> on mumble
[12:35] <T-Renn> the point is
[12:35] <T-Renn> I work
[12:35] <Giacomo-Carissimi> i've never had the pleasure of talking to you on mumble
[12:35] <T-Renn> and i don't think EITHER of you faggots does
[12:35] <T-Renn> which means you live off someone else
[12:36] <T-Renn> which makes you bitch-made
[12:36] <T-Renn> so don't come at me for working
[12:36] <Giacomo-Carissimi> i mean, someone has to pay taxes so i can not work v0v
[12:36] <T-Renn> good point
[12:36] <T-Renn> and you'll be happy to know that I'm a liberal politcally so I don't mind paying taxes to keep you assholes on the dole.
[12:36] <Giacomo-Carissimi> buuuuttttt
[12:37] <T-Renn> circle of life and all that
[12:37] <Giacomo-Carissimi> if you kill yourself, i might have to get a job
[12:37] <T-Renn> someone has to take my order
[12:37] <T-Renn> you couldn't get my job
[12:37] <~penifSMASH> T-Renn doesnt have a high school diploma, no troll
[12:37] <T-Renn> no troll
[12:37] <~penifSMASH> and he's on a pedestal
[12:37] <~penifSMASH> l0l
[12:37] <T-Renn> actually
[12:37] <T-Renn> that's not something I'm proud of
[12:37] <T-Renn> but it's true
[12:38] <T-Renn> I did get my ged tho
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[12:38] <T-Renn> like a boss
[12:38] <T-Renn> back then it wasn't a big deal
[12:38] <T-Renn> now it's more of a big deal
[12:38] <T-Renn> still though... I work
[12:38] <Giacomo-Carissimi> type some more shit that no one cares about
[12:38] <~penifSMASH> lol
[12:38] <T-Renn> sure
[12:39] <T-Renn> the point is fellas
[12:39] <~penifSMASH> man youre really upset that we keep railing on your whore wife
[12:39] <T-Renn> no I'm not
[12:39] <T-Renn> I'm really honestly not
[12:39] <~penifSMASH> youve gone into overdrive i-dont-care-but-i-really-do mode
[12:39] <T-Renn> I couldn't care less about that shit
[12:39] <Giacomo-Carissimi> its p funny tbh
[12:39] <T-Renn> who are you
[12:39] <T-Renn> the indian fucking kreskin?
[12:39] <T-Renn> you don't know what the fuck I'm thinking
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[12:40] <T-Renn> The fact is I could just leave #israd and not even talk to you guys and your tired shit. Yet I'm still at it.
[12:41] <~penifSMASH> youre trying to gain acceptance
[12:41] <T-Renn> hrrr I guess that makes me a tryhard
[12:41] <T-Renn> ha no
[12:41] <~penifSMASH> because you lack belonging at home and in your social life
[12:41] <Lelob> these spies are persistent nowadays
[12:41] <Giacomo-Carissimi> lol
[12:41] <T-Renn> penifSMASH: wrong again.
[12:41] <Giacomo-Carissimi> you really think he has a social life?
[12:41] <T-Renn> you are very bad at internet psychoanalysis.
[12:42] <~penifSMASH> did you read the #games log from this morning, Giacomo-Carissimi
[12:42] <T-Renn> actually I do have a social life
[12:42] <Giacomo-Carissimi> no
[12:42] <T-Renn> but it all depends on what you define a social life ass
[12:42] <~penifSMASH> he doesnt fuck his wife anymore because he's trying to play eve
[12:42] <~penifSMASH> lol
[12:42] <T-Renn> as
[12:42] <Giacomo-Carissimi> hahahaha
[12:42] <T-Renn> I don't go to bars and shit anymore if that's what you mean
[12:42] <Giacomo-Carissimi> post
[12:42] <T-Renn> but I have friends and shit and hang out with them and do little league and have other hobbies
[12:42] <~penifSMASH> http://pastebin.com/8x2KLkxS
[12:42] <T-Renn> honestly I'm about as normal guy as it gets irl
[12:43] <~penifSMASH> do normal people have bastard wigger hellspawn?
[12:43] <Giacomo-Carissimi> hahaha, i shall add this to the other logs
[12:43] <Giacomo-Carissimi> (9:33:06 AM) GrogothDrem: it looks like she was shot in the ass with a shotgun
[12:43] <Giacomo-Carissimi> (9:33:16 AM) GrogothDrem: and then ate all the cake in the world to feel better about it
[12:44] <Giacomo-Carissimi> lol
[12:45] <T-Renn> that was pretty funny
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[12:45] <T-Renn> yeah also about that
[12:46] <T-Renn> that has been true for the past couple of weeks
[12:46] <Giacomo-Carissimi> that she's been eating lots of cake?
[12:46] <T-Renn> I have been playing more eve and it's definitely making that tough but we're working around it
[12:46] <T-Renn> no she doesn't eat a lot of cake
[12:46] <T-Renn> you know what she does do though?
[12:46] <T-Renn> cooks dinner
[12:46] <T-Renn> and cleans
[12:46] <T-Renn> and raises my kids
[12:46] <T-Renn> and does what I say.
[12:46] <T-Renn> so
[12:46] <Giacomo-Carissimi> does she have a thyroid problem?
[12:46] <T-Renn> yeah
[12:47] <T-Renn> she's not fat
[12:47] <T-Renn> she's just not toned
[12:47] <Lelob> good lord this channel
[12:47] <T-Renn> why don't you have three kids and talk to me about how good your ass looks?
[12:47] <T-Renn> I mean that's the funniest part about all of this shit
[12:47] <T-Renn> you're bagging on a thirty-something woman who had three kids
[12:48] <T-Renn> and she's beautiful too but whatever
[12:48] <T-Renn> I just think it's fucking funny
[12:48] <T-Renn> you guys are so inexperienced in life
[12:48] <T-Renn> at least you come off that way
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[12:49] <Lelob> t-renn you literally just got pwned
[12:49] <Lelob> so hard
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[12:49] <T-Renn> oh I'm sure I did
[12:49] <T-Renn> I don't see it but whatever
[12:50] <~penifSMASH> wigger cum fertilized his whore wife's ovum multiple times and now he is stuck with the bill
[12:50] <~penifSMASH> he did not get pwned, good sire
[12:51] <T-Renn> actually
[12:51] <T-Renn> that's not true either
[12:51] <T-Renn> I did raise the boy
[12:51] <T-Renn> but he's nearly grown now; so he does everything I say too.
[12:51] <Giacomo-Carissimi> i actually rather have lasar back and have t-renn banished tbh
[12:51] <T-Renn> welp
[12:51] <T-Renn> too fucking bad
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[12:52] <Keltaith> Oh man, that was comedy
[12:53] <Keltaith> I bet he thought he was coming to a mature corp too
[12:53] <Giacomo-Carissimi> shoulda joined EMO/BDCI
[12:54] <Winchestori> [22:51] # Giacomo-Carissimi? i actually rather have lasar back and have t-renn banished tbh
[12:54] <Winchestori> same
[12:54] <Keltaith> you guys should be nice to him, it has got to be depressing going home to his fucking situation
[12:54] <Keltaith> same
[12:54] <T-Renn> it's not
[12:54] <T-Renn> oh fuck you Keltaith I've read up a bit
[12:54] <T-Renn> you're not exactly the fucking prince of pussy around here
[12:54] <Keltaith> lol, what?
[12:55] <T-Renn> what i mean to say
[12:55] <Giacomo-Carissimi> im not really sure what T-Renn's talking about either v0v
[12:55] <Winchestori> yo penifSMASH
[12:55] <T-Renn> is that you're not as well-liked as you may think
[12:55] <Winchestori> im not reading any of that things
[12:55] <Keltaith> I dont think Im liked, and I really dont care
[12:55] <T-Renn> anyway
[12:55] <Keltaith> PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET MIGHT NOT LIKE ME AHHHHHHHH
[12:55] <Winchestori> Centra_Spike
[12:55] <Winchestori> yes ~my gold~
[12:55] <T-Renn> I feel bad for leaving mandozer hanging
[12:55] <T-Renn> about the gay envy thing
[12:56] <T-Renn> I wanted to answer him but there wasn't the time
[12:56] <~penifSMASH> did you really get h4cked, win
[12:57] <Ghitza> does win play d3
[12:57] <Ghitza> what a n3rd
[12:57] <T-Renn> oh yeah and by the way
[12:57] <Winchestori> i mean i guess
[12:57] <Ghitza> haha n3rd!
[12:57] <T-Renn> that was from this morning and I was a little edgy because of the smoking thing
[12:57] <Winchestori> it was a pw i used for other accouts so i guess that got comprimised
[12:57] <Giacomo-Carissimi> shut up T-Renn
[12:57] <Giacomo-Carissimi> literally
[12:57] <T-Renn> no
[12:58] <T-Renn> fuck you
[12:58] <T-Renn> literally
[12:58] <Winchestori> but it was like 3 days worth of gold so i don't really give a shit
[12:58] <Winchestori> alex has like 2M i had like 200k
[12:59] <Winchestori> trenn i don't know what ur talking about but you backpedal too much
[12:59] <Winchestori> [22:55] # T-Renn? what i mean to say
[12:59] <Winchestori> [22:56] # T-Renn? anyway
[13:00] <T-Renn> no
[13:00] <Winchestori> [22:56] # T-Renn? I wanted to answer him but there wasn't the time
[13:00] <Winchestori> [22:58] # T-Renn? that was from this morning and I was a little edgy because of the smoking thing
[13:00] <Winchestori> lmao
[13:00] <T-Renn> wow you're fucking dumb
[13:00] <T-Renn> you totally took all that shit out of context to paint a dumb picture
[13:01] <T-Renn> look at little sean hannity go
[13:01] <Giacomo-Carissimi> its not hard to paint a dumb picture of you tbh
[13:01] <Winchestori> its probably about 50% of the last couple lines
[13:01] <Keltaith> holy fuck, your not funny, stop speaking trenn
[13:01] <Winchestori> whoa keltaith
[13:01] <T-Renn> I wanted to answer mandozer but the answer to that question is thousands of words and no one would be interesting in reading it
[13:01] <Winchestori> chill broa!!
[13:01] <~penifSMASH> this a family friendly corporation
[13:01] <T-Renn> "what I mean to say" was me spelling it out for Keltaith because he's a retard
[13:01] <Giacomo-Carissimi> don't worry T-Renn, nothing you post is worth reading
[13:02] <T-Renn> then don't fucking read it
[13:02] <Keltaith> whats the command to block someone on irc
[13:02] <~penifSMASH> no blocking allowed
[13:02] <T-Renn> lol
[13:02] <~penifSMASH> in #israd
[13:02] <Giacomo-Carissimi> but you insist on typing, despite the fact that no one likes you
[13:02] <Winchestori> /poop
[13:02] <T-Renn> I don't give a fuck!
[13:02] <T-Renn> I don't have to
[13:03] <Winchestori> penifSMASH what if i already have someone blocked??
[13:03] <Keltaith> did bluemajare get kicked from this channel?
[13:03] <Giacomo-Carissimi> blocking is p easy
[13:03] <Winchestori> dont do it Giacomo-Carissimi
[13:03] <Giacomo-Carissimi> its done
[13:03] <Winchestori> it is nto welcom in thiis nnel
[13:03] <T-Renn> it is easy
[13:03] <~penifSMASH> bluemajere was never in this chan
[13:04] <Winchestori> penifSMASH op me pls
[13:04] <Winchestori> so next time i can put the curb on this shenanigans
[13:04] <~penifSMASH> no, i dont want anyone kicked right now
[13:04] <~penifSMASH> this is too funny
01[13:04] <GrogothDrem> T-Renn, you are what is wrong with this corp
[13:04] <Winchestori> i haven't kicked anyone!!!
[13:04] <T-Renn> oh hi GrogothDrem
[13:04] <Giacomo-Carissimi> lol
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[13:04] <T-Renn> must be lunch time
01[13:04] <GrogothDrem> correct
[13:04] <T-Renn> is your wife coming again with the baby?
01[13:04] <GrogothDrem> just got back t othe office
[13:04] <Winchestori> well now u can op me so i can kick phrezze
01[13:04] <GrogothDrem> and see you carrying on like a faggot
01[13:04] <GrogothDrem> ~again~
[13:04] <T-Renn> oh yeah
01[13:05] <GrogothDrem> imagine my surprise
[13:05] <T-Renn> I was hoping you'd be on actually
01[13:05] <GrogothDrem> hi
01[13:05] <GrogothDrem> you should just quit the corp
[13:05] <T-Renn> hello!
[13:05] <T-Renn> not gonna
01[13:05] <GrogothDrem> penif is only keeping you here to see how long you will last
[13:05] <T-Renn> sorry
01[13:05] <GrogothDrem> i don't care tbh
[13:05] <T-Renn> that's fine
[13:05] <Giacomo-Carissimi> the great experiment
[13:05] <T-Renn> we'll see how long I last then
01[13:05] <GrogothDrem> ok
[13:05] <Giacomo-Carissimi> how long can we go without awoxing t-renn?
01[13:05] <GrogothDrem> considering you go emo and rage like a little bitch 3-4 times a day
[13:05] <T-Renn> I won't get trolled out that's for sure
01[13:05] <GrogothDrem> ok
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[13:06] <T-Renn> you can't really awox me though can you?
01[13:06] <GrogothDrem> "can't" is the wrong word
01[13:06] <GrogothDrem> we can
01[13:06] <GrogothDrem> quite easily
[13:06] <T-Renn> not directly
[13:07] <Giacomo-Carissimi> why not?
01[13:07] <GrogothDrem> lolwut
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[13:07] <Keltaith> Apperently you dont know how this corp works
[13:07] <Winchestori> who are thise people joining my channel
[13:07] <T-Renn> people are trying tog et in on the drama
[13:07] <T-Renn> and being dumb
[13:07] <Keltaith> they want to see the trenn sperg
[13:07] <T-Renn> hahaha
[13:07] <T-Renn> who's sperging? i'm just talking
[13:07] <Winchestori> you
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[13:09] <T-Renn> awwww
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[13:09] <T-Renn> aaaaaaaaaaawwwwww
[13:09] <Winchestori> holy
[13:09] <Winchestori> lmao
[13:09] <Winchestori> i havent read kuzim's site in a while
[13:09] <Winchestori> that is the best
[13:09] <Giacomo-Carissimi> haha
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[13:10] <Winchestori> but dawg dats how i roll. my motto is fear da reaper cuz dats what i fly.
[13:11] <Lelob> gerwiga
[13:11] <Lelob> are you there?
[13:11] <Gerwiga> yeah sup?
[13:11] <Ghitza> gaywiga
[13:11] <Giacomo-Carissimi> skarkon
[13:12] <Winchestori> i want to get a tat that says Skarkon, where the dawgs roll
[13:13] <Giacomo-Carissimi> one of the better eve inspired tattoos
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[13:14] <Lelob> do you think i should do muninn fleet?
[13:15] <Gerwiga> absolutly
[13:15] <Gerwiga> bl style though
[13:15] <Gerwiga> with the sigamp or whatever
[13:15] <Gerwiga> not the sebo
[13:15] <Lelob> hm
[13:16] <Winchestori> do munins have a drone bay
[13:16] <Lelob> yes
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[13:16] <Lelob> 5 lights
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01[13:17] <GrogothDrem> penifSMASH
01[13:17] <GrogothDrem> this T-Renn troll has been amazing
[13:17] <~penifSMASH> yo
01[13:17] <GrogothDrem> honestly, a master stroke
01[13:17] <GrogothDrem> he is like vonqueesha
01[13:17] <GrogothDrem> but
01[13:17] <GrogothDrem> somehow dumber
[13:17] <Winchestori> hi
[13:17] <~penifSMASH> vonqueesha was a nut job
[13:17] <Winchestori> who is that
[13:17] <Winchestori> an app?
[13:17] <~penifSMASH> T-Renn is a normal guy, just easily trolled
01[13:18] <GrogothDrem> no, t-renn is a softcock
01[13:18] <GrogothDrem> who then sperges like a wildman
01[13:18] <GrogothDrem> honestly, if you planned this - bravo, i tip my hat to you
[13:18] <Giacomo-Carissimi> didn't vonqueesha eventually go to waffles?
01[13:18] <GrogothDrem> yeah
01[13:18] <GrogothDrem> that is why waffles is a good filter
01[13:20] <GrogothDrem> he would have lasted about 2 weeks
01[13:20] <GrogothDrem> and then been blapped out
01[13:20] <GrogothDrem> straight to nesw
[13:21] <Giacomo-Carissimi> yeah, that would have been nice
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Didn't read all dat, but the end was lulzy.01[13:18] <GrogothDrem> that is why waffles is a good filter
01[13:20] <GrogothDrem> he would have lasted about 2 weeks
01[13:20] <GrogothDrem> and then been blapped out
01[13:20] <GrogothDrem> straight to nesw
Phreeze's Promise
The Promise (May 26 2012 after PL’s home loss to Nulli Sedunca)
I just want to say one thing.
To the fans and everybody in the PL Nation, I’m sorry, extremely sorry.
I promise you one thing, a lot of good will come out of this.
You will never see any FC in the entire country play as hard as I will play the rest of this campaign, and you will never see someone push the rest of the alliance as hard as I will push everybody, and you will never see a team play harder than we will the rest of the campaign.
God bless.
Phreeze
You should read the part where he's like I wish I was gay but know I could never be gay. I envy the cocksuckers so much.
Mandozer which of your sisters did T-Renn fuck because it seems you spend an incredible amount of time trying to troll a guy who gives so few fucks he'd whore out his wife if it paid his EVE subs
Ohh Phreeze, your epic tier posting truly warms a old mans heart.
Bigchols's sister.
mandoozer i have seen your pictures and would like to offer hot man sexy any day any time
if you lose some lbs i might throw in some exotic stuff
ps. now that AAA ran away, good luck nulliseconda delve slumlord extremists
Dear Opti,
Thought certainly an intriguing proposal, unfortunately for you and SECURITAS PROTECTOR I favor the clit, the butt, and the boobs. However we can do an Xystance and fuck someone elses wife as a tagteam and hi5 eachother.
Regards,
pretty sure i met a nerd a couple of days ago who told me they are making rome ttw 2 next, i almost came in my pants.
[09:31:23]tribute wont fall
(21:39:55) dabigredboat: pl wont get hired
(21:39:57) dabigredboat: nobody trusts them
(21:40:19) dabigredboat: I think pl is in delve to build supers
I once had mandozer in my corp and didn't even know it.
Seems to be the logical next step. Medieval and shogun 2 have been made, empire was to recent. And Rome was one of the most popular TW's.
I've been thinking of possible alternative conflicts they could base a future TW game on, but came up short.
The conflict would have to:
- be well known
- have multiple factions warring eachother
- be translatable to the TW strategical/tactical gameplay
good to see Resilience still chipping in https://www.pandemic-legion.com/kill....php?id=508738
EVE: Total war
no?
also, Rome total war are <3
but i doubt they come with a rome total war 2. Shogun and medival 1 both used the ''old'' map where you could only move between regions, rome was the first with the ''new'' map, and i dont think that a rome total war 2 would improve the game enough and it would be seen as milking.
have been playing rome myself a lot lately
Empire, and napoleon were pretty awful also, and rome was probably the best title of them all. I really hope it's true.
A good hustler keeps it close.
[05:28:32] Damienwhat Solette > friend said, if only they didn't have those 2 falcons there, i said they have 3, and he said that just says they don't want to do anything fair, just want to be dicks about it like not normal dicks but big black huge cocks
The graphics of the original Rome are quite dated if you look at em now. But I think you're right, if they don't want to be accused of miking, they'd have to give the gameplay system another big overhaul. Like they did between Medieval and Rome.EVE: Total war
no?
also, Rome total war are <3
but i doubt they come with a rome total war 2. Shogun and medival 1 both used the ''old'' map where you could only move between regions, rome was the first with the ''new'' map, and i dont think that a rome total war 2 would improve the game enough and it would be seen as milking.
have been playing rome myself a lot lately
But if they really want to overhaul the entire system, they might as well aim big and make a WWII: Total War. Imagine a more accessible Hearts of Iron, combined with a grand scale company of heroes.
Not 100% positive it would work, but I sure as hell would like to see em try.
There are mods that will give you the the Rome game but with Medieval 2 or Empire graphics depending on the version that you choose.
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man I wish I was as cool as you mandozer.
EDIT: The offer for me to explain the gay envy thing to you sometime is still on the table if you're interested.
Sure go ahead tell me all about it.
It's not that surprising you'd envy me tbh...
The Colorblind Angel of Kugutsumen - Turning Bad Country into Mad Country one post a time
sure thing m8 just hit me up on #games
I do! and not for why you may think.
Enlighten me.
The Colorblind Angel of Kugutsumen - Turning Bad Country into Mad Country one post a time
Honestly since it's become such of a thing that I'll probably just throw up a blog entry on it.Enlighten me.
Paging Mandozer
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