The Forces of Smugness coming to Delve

[Bocephus]

Let's put it this way: TEST is like the ugly dude who stepped in on Nulli and PL getting rude in the walk-in. But TEST is feeling pretty self-conscious: He knows there's no way, if these two hot chicks weren't drunk on Smug and Gudfites, either girl would get with him outside of this walk-in. He'd simply be shamed for asking. But now, there's ass #1, there's ass #2, and all he knows is...

He's gotta get in that ass.

You can't sit here and make metaphors like and toot your own horn. It reiterates just how bad and disillusioned Nulli has become.

[Hilmar Keller]

You can't sit here and make metaphors like and toot your own horn.

I believe I just did, doublenigger.

[ihaveahelmet]

You can't sit here and make metaphors like and toot your own horn. It reiterates just how bad and disillusioned Nulli has become.

has become

heh

[Bocephus]

I believe I just did, doublenigger.

I look forward to shitting down your throat.

[MandozerTheGreat [banned]]

Ships somewhere died in eveonline probably

The great white American hope.

[penifSMASH]

I believe I just did, doublenigger.

progodlegend: control your posters or I will kill a titan

[Jean Leaner]

progodlegend: control your posters or I will kill a titan

Unless someone re-recruited him, he isn't in S2N.

[Hilmar Keller]

Unless someone re-recruited him, he isn't in S2N.

I only pretend to be for the +rep circlejerk.

[Grogoth]

fuck ejecting I dont care what I lose in terms of skills, I would never let any cunt have free shit

anyone who ejects to save 1 level of skillpoints and inturn gives baddies freebies should just die die die

It was a vagabond

[shin chan]

Lmao! The last one that I saw was yeah.... haha!! Its always a "the fuq?" moment infleet when they do that. Pretty funny.

Smug +1

[penifSMASH]

I've ejected before when I know I'm going to die but there isn't a bubble on me even though they have a dictor

it's saved me a snake clone once

[Grogoth]

API confirms, no snake clone~

[shin chan]

API confirms, no snake clone~

did we get his pod? if so.....

[ihaveahelmet]

Sadly you didnt get his IRL life.

fuckallnbbls

[Grogoth]

did we get his pod? if so.....

Alas, you did not

[Cranky old man]

fuck ejecting I dont care what I lose in terms of skills, I would never let any cunt have free shit

anyone who ejects to save 1 level of skillpoints and inturn gives baddies freebies should just die die die

It was a vagabond

I am in possession of said Vagabond :-)

If it adds anything to the situation, I'm a quadriplegic who literally cannot use my hands.

Thanks for the ship

[Wildside]

So looong delve o/

[Grogoth]

I'm a quadriplegic who literally cannot use my hands.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Agathor]

I am in possession of said Vagabond :-)

If it adds anything to the situation, I'm a quadriplegic who literally cannot use my hands.

Thanks for the ship

You got solid chuckle from me there.

[Cranky old man]

You got solid chuckle from me there.

I'm glad, but it's also true :-)

[Bocephus]

Nulli just called level 5 red pen CTA UNDOCK EVERYTHIIIIIIIIING vs frigate/destroyer gang on their undock. Try hard status confirmed.

[Canaris]

Hey Richter, can I get C3N status please?

[Jean Leaner]

Nulli just called level 5 red pen CTA UNDOCK EVERYTHIIIIIIIIING vs frigate/destroyer gang on their undock. Try hard status confirmed.

We did?

[Dirk Nibbler]

and I never hit the undock button.

[ACF Cadelanne]

edit: i'm an idiot

[Richter Belmont]

Hey Richter, can I get C3N status please?

red as fuck

[Dirk Nibbler]

red as fuck

Not on our end

[Sandwich]

red as fuck

Lots of yellow, not much red left...

[Bocephus]

Just so everybody knows what nulli is being smug about, I give you ~elite pvp~

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=13390524

[Sath]

The worst part about this thread is that I read all these incredibly stupid posts and I feel the urge to riposte, but then I realize that it is impossible to reply to such vulgarities without shitting up the thread further. It is the Sophie's Choice of posting.

[Deputy Junior]

Just so everybody knows what nulli is being smug about, I give you ~elite pvp~

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=13390524

Don't forget http://killboard.nullisecunda.com/?a...l&kll_id=92624
just so everybody knows of course

[progodlegend]

progodlegend: control your posters or I will kill a titan

Kill one of our titans, and I will unleash a flurry of badposters the world hath never seen.

Edit: To quote a poster named Ricther, It looks like TEST has engaged their damage control II in this thread.

[raptor217]

We sacrificed a revelation to the welp gods. May we get good fights in the future.

[Richter Belmont]

Kill one of our titans, and I will unleash a flurry of badposters the world hath never seen.

Edit: To quote a poster named Ricther, It looks like TEST has engaged their damage control II in this thread.

Says the shitbird whose alliance is legitimately smugging about killing a pots and pans fleet whose objective was to literally get put into the ownzone.

I have no words. Actually I lied, I have three:

get out, faggot

[Sath]

In all fairness, I can understand Richter's bitterness about smugging: he has never once been in a corp or alliance that has had a single thing worth being smug about.

[progodlegend]

Says the shitbird whose alliance is legitimately smugging about killing a pots and pans fleet whose objective was to literally get put into the ownzone.

I have no words. Actually I lied, I have three:

get out, faggot

I'm curious where did we smug about that? I was under the impression we were being smug about an earlier engagment, an hour or so earlier.

[Cranky old man]

Kill one of our titans, and I will unleash a flurry of badposters the world hath never seen.

I stand at the ready

[Mintrolio]

he can't unleash me yet.

i am stuck in Perth and the internet here is literally worse than the bathroom in Jita 4-4

[Taawus]

Kill one of our titans, and I will unleash a flurry of badposters the world hath never seen.

LNAW stands at your beck and call, our shitposters stand knee deep in their own produce, ready to storm the gates of Kugu in a feculent assault worthy of our reputation. o7

[lolard]

http://killboard.nullisecunda.com/?a...l&kll_id=92941

:911:

Rev pilot fell asleep at the wheel.

[15:14:32] <gerardgendri> huh
[15:14:36] <gerardgendri> that was interesting
[15:15:11] <gerardgendri> apparently 3 beers + a shot of schnapps = I pass out
[15:15:12] <gerardgendri> whoops

[Warhead]

3 beers and a shot of schapps and he passed out?

Lightweight.

[Styxscout]

http://killboard.nullisecunda.com/?a...l&kll_id=92941

:911:

Rev pilot fell asleep at the wheel.

What a lightweight. I could have done at least one more beer before I was ready to lose a dread at todays prices.

[progodlegend]

I'm glad to see some of my bannerman already pledging their support.

The King of the South.

[Grogoth]

That would make you Joffrey

[Sath]

I'm glad to see some of my bannerman already pledging their support.

The King of the South.

Are you really sure you want to be Doran Martell?

[shin chan]

That would make you Joffrey

Better than Ned stark, meanwhile sort dragon is still afk looking for his dragons....Lol.

[Warhead]

Better than Ned stark.

Disagree. Even though Ned Stark had his flaws, he was not an uppity entitled pretentious little douchebag with literally zero redeeming qualities.

[Hilmar Keller]

So that would make PL the Iron Islands?

[shin chan]

So that would make PL the Iron Islands?

PL is Stannis Baratheon with I believe Elise playing the part of the red witch.

[Bocephus]

nobody has as much fun as TEST http://www.twitch.tv/cir3/b/318467400