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What is PL going to do now that AAA has lee chanka to cast spels for them?
Poverty strikes back
+1 tech https://a-killed.me/?a=kill_related&kll_id=709335
Main form of resistance came from a clutch retribution from Team Liquid. ISK war lost but many will not go hungry tonight.
but the supers got away
“Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom”
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If I forget thee, O Goonfleet dot com, let my right hand forget her typing.
lol PL is shit. lost tech to -a-
sick amarr large
Ron Mexxico - Broski North
Helios Black > not mad ron
Nice, a moon we can go and take now.
~A~ are still faggots.
~60 PL techs up for grabs.
-A- is the new Warden of the North.
Its also worth noting that the "Foreverwar" over the JE1 tech in Geminate finally ended today, EMO's piss por stronting skills finally caught up with us and the tower came out 1 hour before downtime, RUS prime. The story of that tower is the only thing that makes it notable, as it wasn't listed on Dotlan, and one day we find a large solar group guarding an online tower. We fight them off, kill the tower, and anchor a small faction moon while we probed it to find out what the fuck they needed a fleet that size to guard it for (we had a sneaking suspicion). Turns out it was Tech.
The past 2 months that tower has gone through a tug of war that included us resetting Solar sov and ninja repping that tower nearly constantly.
So where do all the dogpiling turbonerds who ran from their old alliances at the first sign of hardship run to now?
Diablo 3 I guess?
Almost half your fleet down.
Then later when "Progod wanted to get back home faster"
Half the fleet again.
So this is probably the place to tell you bros about my latest spider story;
Because baby and ~fuck gardening~ our yard has gone a little bit rogue, which is perfect breeding conditions for all manner of fucking spiders. There have been a few huntsman spiders rocking around like bros, including one that made a home in the baby's room and watched over her like some kind of dark knight, but mostly, it was all outside.
I did, unfortunately, stumble upon a small funnel web spider infestation (super aggressive, super deadly spiders) as well as a few pockets of black widow/red back spiders (but they are cowards, although deadly).
Anyway, I learned something about funnel webs the other day - while the do indeed make a web like a funnel, they can also live underwater. For like a fucking week.
One of these little cunts had fallen in the pool, got taken to the ownzone that is the skimmerbox, and just chilled out there for about 6 days. I was talking to a duder about it, and apparently they trap an air bubble, and just hug the shit out of that thing and leech air off it. So, this little bro was just chilling in the skimmerbox, until I opened it to empty it.
So, when hugging this little air bubble, these spiders look like they are dead - an a dead spider is a sad sight. I was about to just reach in and man-hand him out of his watery grave when the little cunt hit the surface, flipped onto his feet and jumped 3 feet into the air, narrowly missing my face. This little dude was mad.
I ran like a black guy that just raped a white girl, and called some pest guys to come and scorched earth this fucking place. They came the other day, nuked it from orbit, and now you cannot step outside without seeing a ton of dead spiders, and having them just fall around you. It is basically snowing spiders around my house, hopefully that shit stops soon.
Holy shit...that creeped me the fuck out. Get a better country, abro.
So tonight had a NULLI NEO POS coming out in Delve at an ungodly hour in RUS PRIME with Nulli calling in a super CTA since someone in Black Rise had timed a PL tower to a similarly ungodly hour.
Brave ELISE unphased by the heretics called a PL formup with a TEST tackle fleet and WAFFLE bomber gang to boot to teach some manors to progod himself, only -- the numbers were low and NULLI had ~ 160 in fleet already. Thus, the decision was made to swap to brave SLOWCATs with Rifter backup with ~25 or so souls reporting for carrier duty. Thinking Nulli would run as per normal, Elise opened his cyno 70km off right in optimal of the Nulli Maelstrom heavy fleet which was protecting a dozen or so Scimmies who manned up to rep the tower. Elise counted down the cyno, lid it and off the brave carriers went with bridge for the TEST rifters going up at the same time.
Naturally, the cyno died fairly fast and Nulli FC delighted by this result of killing a cov ops cyno obviously decided to man up and stand tall with their ~180 dudes vs. ~70 PL/TEST. First carrier on grid lid a second cyno for dudes who can't seem to learn to jump fast enough with the divided fleet now all warping from random spots around the system to the cyno @ 0. Within ~2min of initial cyno -- fight was finally on with the cyno carrier taking heavy dmg -- but being saved just in time by the landing brethren. Drones now out and delegated to Elise -- NULLI Maelstroms were popping like pringles with the NULLI fleel now feeling less brave and quickly pulling range and after clearing bubbles -- warping off while leaving a dozen BS behind to die like scrubs.
But with superior range and manuverability -- the Pro God had the advantage, and decided that he will sacrifice dudes for the greater good keeping PL's 25 carriers busy while 160 -A- in Oracles kill a tower in north. Fairly sure that decision actually saved a dozen PL carriers in the end, but anyway -- a honoUrable move by the god. Fight now simmering at ~100-120 range, losses pretty much stop on both sides with only scrubs dying since no one had anything tackled. Hence Elise called it and started to extract the caps, but ofc -- PL being PL... it apparently is rather difficult to align with 25 carriers to a planet all at the same time .
Thus cat & mouse with NULLI dictors started, dozens falling victim to driveby bubbles in a valiant effort to keep two dozen PL carriers from going to "save" a tower 6 mids away from 160 -A-. And so it continued for ~20mins while Elise and now I tried to formulate plants to get a jump on the godless maelstroms. At last, we got a good warpin and got on top of them but alas... apparently we had 0 dictors left at this stage. So a half a dozen BS fall and the cat & mouse starts off again with two carriers and a single dread now tackled by brave NULLI dictor with rest of us ~100km off. Luckily one of the carrier had a cyno and dozen SCs jumped in to save the dread now under fire, but unfortunately -- it just wasn't enough and the dread fell to the Maelstrom fire just as we had a warp back in on NULLI.
TEST having now gathered a ~40 man welpcane fleet next door began to prepare warpins on top of the maelstroms, but NULLI realizing how futile sacrifising dozens of dictors to keep SCs tackled actually was -- made the call first and warped their fleet off to the gate to engage poor TEST fleet. OFC -- TEST fleet promptly performed a tactical retreat leaving NULLI behind while PL caps extracted out to KFIE.
Not feeling like rape was complete -- we called for reform with ROKHS + Maelstroms and started to put together a proper subcap fleet able to take on the ~180 NULLI still repping their tower with scimies ~2h after it came out. After a few hundred pings, the fleet started to look better with about 100 dudes in fleet with maybe 50 BS and plenty TEST tackle rifters. We tried to sort out cynos, which proved to be a ... challenge, but luckily NULLI seemed to have as much trouble warping around Delve without some scrub being tackled by a 5 man roaming frig fleet. So we got a cyno in front of them and setup on their path home.
Progod obviously feeling brave took his ~160 dudes who had kept it together and brought them on the other side of our ~120 dudes with about 2/3 of the BS numbers of our opponents. And to really kick our teeth -- they bombed us with a wave and a half of kinetic seconds before jumping in getting rid of our poor rifters . Given our reduced numbers and damage taken, I called in the cavalry of about half dozen dreads and sieged them while NULLI decloaked and started brawling. Nulli called for caps and opened cyno, and me being rusty took this for a full escalation and called for our own dozen or so SCs to come in...
Turns out NULLI only brought in one triage Chimera to help with the reps... ops: Sorry about that . The chimera died fast.
Fight raged with blows being dealt on both sides, and about ~5min after and ~30 BS lost for a less than a dozen BS kills Progod lost faith and pulled out leaving a dozen support to die a honoUrable death. Good fights were exchanged by both sides and we went on our merry way listening in on -A- comms as they giggled about +1 tech and exchanged high-fives all around ))).
Combined BR for the evening: https://www.pandemic-legion.com/kill...9-F6,%20AJI-MA
Wait what, a wild Shadoo BR. I guess I should log in more.
Also, spiders are cool and fuck spider haters. My best pet was a pet tarantula I had in middle school -- it was way more emotive than any cats I've had, and certainly smarter/cleaner than any dog.
Total 189 (73)
You see here that first number, thats your total, the number of people who were fighting on your side, if you look lower you can see a break down of per alliance, but since you were all on one team we'll call that all of you. The second number, in the curvy little lines there? Yea, thats how many of you died. I said almost half, that would appear to be accurate.
Hers fight 2:
Total 120 (56)
Again, fairly close to half of your fleet down, much closer to half than the first fight.
You can put whatever spin you want about your alliance or their alliance, but those numbers, represent the forces you brought. You can consider them "Not part of your group", but when they show up to help you fight, well you're the only one who thinks of it that way.
I hope we here at Kugu have helped your basic math skills this fine day good sir, and glad to see that you've wasted no time after the rep reset in identifying yourself as a terrible horrid shit poster.
FUCK THIS FORUM NOT LETTING ME EDIT, IMMA JUST POST AGAIN
e: I misread your post like a nigger
But yeah, he said that f-webs will roam around, so while he niggered the nest, there was a good chance they will come back from their roam and be all - DA FUQ HAPPENED TO MAH HAUS
Confirming we lost the ISK war in Sentry Drones alone.
I felt like my sentries lasted about 10 seconds each time I dropped new ones - the real reason we ended up leaving is that we ran out of drones
Jesus, the people posturing in this thread make it tough to read (I didn't read most of it, it all pretty much repeats itself). The PL people in here sound particularly retarded arguing useless shit with people they don't know or shouldn't care about (Grath you disappoint, son).
So in the interest of full disclosure, to lend some insight to the people on the outside who may not be able to sift through all of the Fox News-esque type bullshit reporting (and I'm a republican, so that is saying a lot I guess).
A little skype chat for you, with Elise's permission of course, since I happen to not be a douchebag, or maybe its just my Southern upbringing.
[12:27:36 PM] Elise Randolph: so I kind of have things to do, WELL PLAYED if you let us go you can keep the tower, other wise I have to drop supers and titans
[12:28:04 PM] pro god: sec
[12:29:43 PM] pro god: you gonna start bringing fights again instead of 70 capitals?
[12:29:56 PM] Elise Randolph: 160 vs 50 what can I do :3
[12:30:15 PM] pro god: I was more talking about last ight when 70 caps RF'ed our 3 towers, and other stuff
[12:30:29 PM] pro god: I thought yall used to get 100 in EU tz
[12:32:54 PM] pro god: and wheres TEST today
[12:39:16 PM] Elise Randolph: ok well you just cost me a tech so I'm going to double down on everythign
[12:39:33 PM] pro god: I cost you a tech?
[12:39:38 PM] Elise Randolph: yea
[12:39:47 PM] pro god: how so?
[12:39:58 PM] Elise Randolph: the tech that -a- is forming for in lowsec
[12:41:17 PM] pro god: hmm, didn't know they would go after it with all the goons that usually come for them
[12:41:24 PM] pro god: though I guess they never tell me shit anyway
[1:56:09 PM] Elise Randolph: will come back if you want to brawl, have you have about 50 extra on us but only 20ish etra bs
[1:56:37 PM] pro god: well your all on a titan and you know we have to burn home manually
[2:00:40 PM] pro god: so fight yes/no?
[2:01:17 PM] Elise Randolph: sure
[2:02:20 PM] Elise Randolph: will, we have like 40 bs you have 78
[2:02:24 PM] Elise Randolph: MAY BE INTERESTING
[2:02:29 PM] Elise Randolph: but let me see if i can find more rokhs :3
[2:02:41 PM] pro god: well, i've had guys in fleet for nearly 3 hours now
[2:02:53 PM] pro god: so let me know
[2:03:04 PM] pro god: in the mean time i'm a start moving somewhat closer to home
[2:03:06 PM] pro god: since you on titan
[2:03:14 PM] pro god: you can meet us somewhere i'm sure
[2:07:30 PM] Elise Randolph: hrm we're a bit behind
[2:07:42 PM] Elise Randolph: should stop for a minute :3
[2:08:14 PM] pro god: we far off you got time
[2:17:57 PM] Elise Randolph: so
[2:17:59 PM] Elise Randolph: you gonna come in, want us to come in
[2:18:14 PM] pro god: we'll come in just hold on, bonus's are all fucked up with reinforcements
[2:30:08 PM] pro god: yea good brawl...
[2:30:12 PM] pro god: and you wonder why we do the shit we did today
[2:30:50 PM] Elise Randolph: mate
[2:30:56 PM] Elise Randolph: you brought in triage too
[2:30:59 PM] pro god: 1
[2:31:08 PM] pro god: and that was not what I was complaining about
[2:31:17 PM] pro god: I didn't mind the dreads or carriers
[2:34:49 PM] pro god: we stayed there fighting with the dreads and carriers the whole time
[2:35:04 PM] Elise Randolph: yea
[2:35:14 PM] Elise Randolph: good move orbiting them, they coudln't track very well
[2:36:50 PM] pro god: I was hoping that'd work, otherwise we would have lost a lot faster
[2:37:10 PM] Elise Randolph: was the only way we coudl bridge them numbers gap, had like 50bs
[2:37:26 PM] pro god: you had 65
[2:37:31 PM] pro god: last time we checked before you bridged
[2:37:41 PM] pro god: 50 rokhs
[2:37:45 PM] pro god: 15 maelstroms
Edit: I guess I'll keep a running list of all the PL negreps to this post. That's 2 thus far shooter:
2012-05-17 06:56 PMGrogoth
2012-05-17 07:06 PMpinoyzzz
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Made me lose a Tech to DNS Black. Some stains never wash clean
True, I have raped history, but it has produced some beautiful offspring
hey guys lemme be a tryhard faggot and post ~SKYPE~ chatlogs that are boring as fuck and no one cares about
My second gang back, good small fight again.
NULLI was spotted with ~60 dudes mainly in geddons on titan in bridge range of most of delve, with 20ish roaming front with 12 proteus and 4 guardians and some support baiting with damnation as cyno. They ofc went to 1dh to harass poor TEST br0skis, so off we went and formed up Tengus since our numbers were going to be minimal in :ustz:.
40ish brave legionaires stood tall in KFIE and we got on a titan, but once again getting good cyno on the bait fleet proved difficult. So we struggled and finally got one to gy6 where their bridge pos is and titan bridged into the 319 gate where hostiles were reported in warp to. We arrived with few minutes to spare and got range on gate with the 20ish bait gang on other side with our ~40 or so. NULLI jumps their bait fleet in and just approach gate testing their tanks... one Guardian left it a bit late to jump, but soon NULLI was on gate again unaggressed and jumped out.
Cat & mouse ensued while they obviously positioned their cov opses for warpins on top of our tengus which were at ~60km range from the gate. NULLI obviously got their warp, so they jumped their bait fleet, reapproached and stabilized reps. Once reps were comfortably holding -- they aligned to their POS (still in our bubbles) and aggressed with bait fleet. Playing a willing victim, we pulled towards them and started taking out their guardians -- slowly. As their second guardian out started breaking -- NULLI had to pull the trigged and opened a cyno on their Damnation. 60 dudes bridged through mainly in geddons... so we had to pull range once again.
As expected, their warpin cov ops had done good work and as our bubbles mostly dropped -- NULLI got a good warpin and dropped their now ~75man gang right on top of us. Which must feel bit like a dirty old fat dude engaging in an act with a poor tiny thai working girl :-/. I don't like being the working girl.
So we tried to pull range, but 2 lokis got good webs on our slower Scimis and 1 died pretty fast. Lucky for us -- NULLI guardian chain was down and their guardians started popping fast. As their last one died, we lost our second Scimis -- but remaining 3 were well out of range now. So the field was ours to plunder. Suddenly the fat dude was handcuffed and the thai bitch pulled out batton. Proteus dropped fast, followed by other tackle and ECM but now their geddons wanting to GTFO -- our dictors were getting thinned out fast. Our last bubble caught 3 Geddons and this was the sign for the NULLI FC to cut their losses with 0 guardians left alive and they bailed.
We finished off the remaining dudes and o/\o on the TEST welpcanes who arrived to back us up just in time to see NULLI warp off unfortunately. They did get the cyno damnation and all the loot thou I guess.
Awesome small scale fight duders, BR as per usual: https://www.pandemic-legion.com/kill...&system=GY6A-L
and you're scared of spiders lol
Sigged himself retarded.
theres like no spiders in Canada why would I be scared of them
Sigged himself retarded.
Your ceo is a literal nigger