I'm bored of my old Eve bio, and I remember reading somewhere (Viribus, maybe?) that putting pubbie shit in your bio got you fights. Well, I decided to go with the In-Character story of my character StevieTopSiders. Remake your bio today, and post your great roleplay story.
Prize of 150 mil to the story that makes me laugh the most after 1 week.The Capsuleer codenamed "StevieTopSiders" was known to be an exceptional pilot from a young age. He spent his youth in flight simulators at the School of Applied knowledge. Upon graduation, he worked for the Caldari Navy, where he commanded fleets as well as embarking on dangerous solo missions. He garnered such a reputation for dogfighting prowess that he was hired by the Gallente Federation for such a sum of money that he shunned his Caldari heritage. In the Federation, he worked to assassinate high-value pirate targets in his Taranis, named "Fist of Justice." StevieTopSiders is a blood mercenary and will eliminate any target if the price is high enough. He specializes in flying small- and medium-sized Gallente vessels, both solo and in fleet combat. He is a force feared across the galaxy.
EDIT: After seeing Nicky D's post, I was so impressed, that I decided I'd lay down some rules for the actual contest.
1. Your pubbie roleplay bio must be sported on your main character. No attempts to make it look like you're not a pubbie by changing your alt's bio.
2. Bios must be up until next week. If I look at your character's bio in-game and see something normal, you cannot win.
Prize is now 150 mil for winner, 50 mil for runner-up. If you'd like to make a donation to the prize pool, PM me.