Bio Makeover 2012 Contest

**StevieTopSiders** · 2012-06-25

I'm bored of my old Eve bio, and I remember reading somewhere (Viribus, maybe?) that putting pubbie shit in your bio got you fights. Well, I decided to go with the In-Character story of my character StevieTopSiders. Remake your bio today, and post your great roleplay story.

The Capsuleer codenamed "StevieTopSiders" was known to be an exceptional pilot from a young age. He spent his youth in flight simulators at the School of Applied knowledge. Upon graduation, he worked for the Caldari Navy, where he commanded fleets as well as embarking on dangerous solo missions. He garnered such a reputation for dogfighting prowess that he was hired by the Gallente Federation for such a sum of money that he shunned his Caldari heritage. In the Federation, he worked to assassinate high-value pirate targets in his Taranis, named "Fist of Justice." StevieTopSiders is a blood mercenary and will eliminate any target if the price is high enough. He specializes in flying small- and medium-sized Gallente vessels, both solo and in fleet combat. He is a force feared across the galaxy.

Prize of 150 mil to the story that makes me laugh the most after 1 week.

GO!

EDIT: After seeing Nicky D's post, I was so impressed, that I decided I'd lay down some rules for the actual contest.

1. Your pubbie roleplay bio must be sported on your main character. No attempts to make it look like you're not a pubbie by changing your alt's bio.
2. Bios must be up until next week. If I look at your character's bio in-game and see something normal, you cannot win.

Prize is now 150 mil for winner, 50 mil for runner-up. If you'd like to make a donation to the prize pool, PM me.

**Midori Tsu** · 2012-06-25

Originally Posted by StevieTopSiders

I'm bored of my old Eve bio, and I remember reading somewhere (Viribus, maybe?) that putting pubbie shit in your bio got you fights. Well, I decided to go with the In-Character story of my character StevieTopSiders. Remake your bio today, and post your great roleplay story.

The Capsuleer codenamed "StevieTopSiders" was known to be an exceptional pilot from a young age. He spent his youth in flight simulators at the School of Applied knowledge. Upon graduation, he worked for the Caldari Navy, where he commanded fleets as well as embarking on dangerous solo missions. He garnered such a reputation for dogfighting prowess that he was hired by the Gallente Federation for such a sum of money that he shunned his Caldari heritage. In the Federation, he worked to assassinate high-value pirate targets in his Taranis, named "Fist of Justice." StevieTopSiders is a blood mercenary and will eliminate any target if the price is high enough. He specializes in flying small- and medium-sized Gallente vessels, both solo and in fleet combat. He is a force feared across the galaxy.

Prize of 50 mil to the story that makes me laugh the most after 1 week.

GO!

Not bad enough.

**Nicky D** · 2012-06-25

Birth and Early Childhood

StevieTopSiders was born the 25 of January YC 76 on Kihtaled II in the Kihtaled System or what locals call the planets and its colony, Redinum.
Hist father, DannyTopSiders, was a military officer from Royal Khanid Navy and served under the Torash family, his mother TammyBottomSiders (born Tamantha Bottaberg), was a Caldari researcher from the Kaalakiota Corporation.

His parenst meet 5 years earlier when Kaalakiota expanded there interest to the high mineral deposits on the planet and its surrounding celestials. And for Kaalakiota to make use of the minerals, it had to cooperate with local Holders, such as the Torash family whom had taken claim when the Khanid first established a prescense there, the Torash family was the largest Holder on the planet with a 65% claim.

They married on June the 10th YC 75, most likely becouse TammyBottomSiders was pregnant with Stevie. She continue working on the planet and other prospecting endevours that the company requested, and so did Danny, serving under the Torash family and secure the familys holdings. They lived togheter on the planet when both of the had the oppertunity to do so, or sometimes it could take weeks and even months before the saw each other.
It was in that sense of life that StevieTopSiders was born, in a mix of military servitude and corporation efficincy on a harsh colonizied reality.
Atleast Stevie recived good education, the first years he was send to the Royal Khanid Navy and its educational program, and as a bonus, his mother requested an exchange program from the Kaalakiota Corporation and his final years he spent learning something diffrent from his previous years. He became fasinated by the Caldari people, there views and ideas. He found a connection that would change his life and make him choose a diffrent path.

When the capsuleer program was issued YC 105, both the Khanid kindom and Empire searched for suitable individuals. Of course Stevie choose to apply for a licens, a new path had presented it self. By YC 106 he was accepted in to the program but due to the high influx of pilots and testing schedual cues, it took him almost 3 years before he recived his capsuleer licens, wich happen the 10th och June YC 109.

After that, the universe would never be the same...

Capsuleer Career

Now Stevie was one of the capsuleers, a new breed of immortal space pilots, and he his responsibilities with high honor and determined focus mind. Some called him a demigod, imorrtal in the sense of cloning and the ability to connect and in reality be his ships, its understanable. But there is no divine power behind it, just technology. Amarr Navy is quick to make use of him and he is sent out to fight of raides from Blood Raiders.
There is a few theories with Stevie time in space just a few moths after that his licens was issued, he had spent almost a year without contact with the Amarr Navy. Some sad that he was fighting the blood thirsty faction all along, some even succested that he joined the blood raiders. But its all gossip to make the nobels have things to talk about. One thing si clear, Stevie never talks about his time fighting the Blood Raiders, wich just fuel the gossip.
And after a month or so by 5th of March YC 11, he left Khanid and Empire space for the State. And started to work for the Caldari Navy. It did not take long for him to find capsuleers with a strong sense of honor, duty and martial determination wich he was impressed by. It was the pilots of the Caldari Independent Navy Reserve. The next step was to join a capsuleer corporation, and what could be better than a strong military corporation that is protecting the people that he admire. And so he did, and in the mean time Stevie continued to assist the Navy within the State boarders and fuesed many contact with the Caldari Navy and the Kaalakiota Corporation.

Deklein and the never ending wars of the north

It is disscoused and decided that its time for a move to null sec space and take part of the great Empyraen wars. A new young alliance is choosen OWN Alliance as a suitable home for the reserve and on the 14th of december YC 111 an annoucnement is made form the commandstaff.

At the date 3rd of april YC 112 StevieTopSiders saw his greatest battle to date at X-70MU/ After the fighting, what became the Northern Defence Campaign, Stevie was promoted to the rank of Lieutenant Junior Grade, and was assign to the Fleet Operation Division within the reserve.

Sadly the alliance leader of OWN Alliance is proven to be a bad fitt for the reserve, and rumours is spreading of bad mangement, and alliance econimical situation is failing, even that as the alliance is taking use of the areas technitium moons. But much can be discussed, but one thing was clear lack of information and openess. And by the 20th of october YC 112 CAIN leave OWN Alliance, wich is proven to be a good decission from the commandstaff.

**Checkbox Poll** · 2012-06-25

Something like this needs to be included: https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/ei%20digin

Name:

Digin, Eille "EI"
Gender:
Female
Race/Ethnicity:
Caldari/Deteis
Age:
23 DOB:
14/2/90YC
Hair:
Brown Eyes:
Blue
Height:
180cm

**Quesa** · 2012-06-25

I was just thinking about a cool way to have a multi-bio story.

Start a story to near bio char limit, link another character where the story is then continued. Each portion of the story done by another person. Might be a cool and evolving story.

**Mira Z** · 2012-06-25

Originally Posted by Quesa

I was just thinking about a cool way to have a multi-bio story.

Start a story to near bio char limit, link another character where the story is then continued. Each portion of the story done by another person. Might be a cool and evolving story.

Or it might turn into badly written porn, either way I approve...

**Malaclypse** · 2012-06-25

Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll

Something like this needs to be included: https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/ei%20digin

I wonder why "weight" was being ommited.

(No, actually it's obvious why.)

**Don Peyote** · 2012-06-25

This is awesome. We should reward Mulla Dullas to the winner too

Paging Xutech

**StevieTopSiders** · 2012-06-25

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

This is awesome. We should reward Mulla Dullas to the winner too

Paging Xutech

Already done. Mulla dullas will be given out to winners, and I've already received an additional 300 million ISK for prizes. People need to enter though...

**StevieTopSiders** · 2012-06-26

Bumping dis, because I still think it's a good idea. 500 mil in prize money and Mulla Dullas for the winners. I'll probably extend it for a while or some shit to get people to enter. Gogogo!

**Kanloch** · 2012-06-27

When does the contest end?

Also does it have to be specifically a backstory on your own character?

**StevieTopSiders** · 2012-06-27

Originally Posted by Kanloch

When does the contest end?

Also does it have to be specifically a backstory on your own character?

Contest will end when the Alliance Tournament ends. It doesn't have to be a biography of your character, just something pubbie-like and ironic-RP.

**Kanloch** · 2012-06-27

Warning: Suggestive themes
(Last part got cut off because fuck bio 1000 word limit)
Kan'loch Lacoud ingame if you want to check.
[spoiler='Love Squad The Musical On Ice']Love Squad's foremost and prominent author.

An excerpt from the #1 bestseller; "My Heart is Pointed: A galactic love story".

With a coy grin and a wink, Space jumped into the system ahead. Josh waited for what seemed like an eternity before he heard the shrill battlecry of his starbound lover "CARRIER TACKLED, JUMP IN!". With frantic motions he thrust himself hard into the gate and arrived on the other side to be greeted by Space's gentle caress.

"Warp to me at zero, my love" Wheniaminspace cooed to his CEO and partner; Josh lit up his engines and mashed the warp button untill he was bathed in the silvery shimmer of the warp stream, travelling faster than light towards his boyfriend gave Josh a warm feeling, his lips curling upwards into a smile as his ship slowed down and Space appeared infront of a gigantic Thanatos.--

-- "Oh that was pure ecstacy, I feel like doing something naughty now" Space suggested while biting his lower lip, they both knew what they had to do at that very moment as a knowing stare into each other's eyes betrayed the thought communicated almost telepathically; they both bellowed "GET SHIT ON, NERDS!", flipped the ignorant TEST masses the bird and sped off into the distance back to their beds in Karan for some R&R.[/spoiler]

**Artjay** · 2012-06-28

Admiral. E.M. - Murray
D.O.B - 1979.09.20
Home World : Earth Toronto Ontario Canada
Home System : CLASSIFIED
Race : Amarr
Corp : NEMESIS INC. A division of NEMESIS GLOBAL ALLIANCE®
Ticker : ( NINC )
Founded : 2011.09.06
Alliance : CLASSIFIED
Communactions : TS3 - NEMESIS GLOBAL ALLIANCE®
- Server Info: CLASSIFIED
- Max Level Clearance: GRANTED

Commanding : U.S.S. NEMESIS-FLAGSHIP
Model : CLASSIFIED
Insurance : PLATINUM - Ref I.D # 10023456723971
Launch Date : 2011.03.22 - 12:39:00
- FOXTROT, OMEGA-246F7346I03XNCC93000-ENABLED

Defensive Systems : CLASSIFIED
Decorations : -President of NEMESIS GLOBAL ALLIANCE®
-Amarr peace keeper.

Status : Active Duty - Exploration
SP : CLASSIFIED
API : CLASSIFIED

Mission :
Explore the unknown. Peaceful with all unknown ships until provoked.

Spotted this today and thought of this thread. I know this guy and he isn't joking.

Watch out guys. he has PLATINUM insurance.

**Themick** · 2012-06-29

If I am already a pubbie, does that disqualify me as an unfair advantage? If so, call me poor lil Tink-tink:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qlNEmpxQxI

**StevieTopSiders** · 2012-07-07

Still recruiting mad dudes to our pubbie cause!

**fpshacker** · 2012-07-10

PERSONAL_DATA_FILE//GALLENTE_NAVY_COMNET
Name: DRAVIS "FPSHACKER" ZHENG
DOB: 04/20/Y89
POB: Adirain (Adirain I), Peccanouette, Essence
Employment Data:
--After long employment with elite capsuleer alliance TRIUMVIRATE; pilot joined the ranks of the Gallente Navy and quickly attained rank of Chief Brand Officer. FPSHACKER is a fierce Gallente nationalist who borders on xenophobia of other ethnic groups. Was briefly investigated for possible involvement in the lynching of 4 Caldari citizens on CALDARI PRIME. Charges were dropped at request of --CLASSIFIED--
--Zheng dropped off the grid for some 16 months. Infiltrated Caldari space while posing as a ethnic Caldari with the purpose of stealing the design specs of the MANTICORE class bomber and receiving specialist training in MANTICORE operation. Returned to Federation space and was reassigned to re.sub(r'--CLASSIFIED--\)
Ship Ratings: --CLASSIFIED--
Current Training: --CLASSIFIED--
Special Skills: Internal Security, Intelligence, MANTICORE OPERATION, capsuleer alliance forum psych warfare.

We used to RP in GK, I wish I still had my bio from then.

**Sen** · 2012-07-17

Is this still running? When is cut off? I think this is an incredible idea with the potential for much hilarity.

**Midori Tsu** · 2012-07-17

Originally Posted by Sen

Is this still running? When is cut off? I think this is an incredible idea with the potential for much hilarity.

Running until the alliance tourny ends.

**Sen** · 2012-07-19

Ok, we'll i had intended to write a story of epic preportions but the fucking bio is limited to 1000 characters. So... did the best I could with the space I had, fair mad about having to remove alot of the things i had planned! feel free to look up "Senium Whiteheart" in game to confirm.

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Senium was a high class male escort travelling all over the different empires of New Eden. Senium would dance, massage and provide companionship for wealthy women everywhere, He was happy for the most part and seemingly lacking in any sexual diseases or misfortunes.

One day his luck ran out, while providing "High Quality Companionship" for a rich young lady of the Amarrian Empire. Senium was having fun that night, but decided to take it to the next level and while attempting to begin riding the hershey highway her muffled cries of pain and joy reached the fathers ears, who upon walking in and discovering his daughter's puckered starfish being punched was found out to be some sort of well connected royalty.

Fearing for his life Senium fled to the outer edge of space and after a failed attempt of making a living selling bonsai kittens, started his own band of elite wolfpack jiggalo mercenaries, famous for substance abuse, obsessing over clouds and the highest quality of companionship.

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Not my best work, but I blame the 1000 character limit. Feedback encouraged and appreciated.

**Sen** · 2012-07-24

This is still a cool idea... why isn't it being flooded with entries! 500mil for a pubbie rp funny bio?

**Adri** · 2012-07-25

total, unrepentant plagiarism:

I was trained as a pilot at the Federal Navy Academy, so I've been doing contract work for the Federation Navy since I earned my license. Early on, I had an urge to travel a bit, so I also took assignments from navies abroad, which has helped me maintain a positive reputation throughout high security space. I occasionally do some light trading, and I've recently started spreading capital around in a few investments. I'm hoping to start working in the near future on frigate construction as a corporate enterprise, and I've also been known to do a bit of dancing for select audiences, which...

**Sen** · 2012-07-25

(?°?°??? ??? i demand answers

**StevieTopSiders** · 2012-07-25

Judging/prizes coming soon. I'll need to poke around and see if our brave participants can get a Mulla Dulla, but if not, it'll just be ca$h.

**X420X 5M0K3 W33D X420X** · 2012-07-26

This mah new bio +rep dis shit for le reddit and mah homies back on the 4 chainzzzzz

**Sen** · 2012-07-31

So this ever end up happening or?

**StevieTopSiders** · 2012-07-31

I count actual entries from Sen, KanLoch, and Adri.

I don't actually wanna judge them, so I will send 50 mirrion to each participant and hook you up with Mull Dullas. If your K.com username is different from Eve username, message StevieTopSiders in-game.

Thanks for your participation. (:

**Kanloch** · 2012-08-01

That's cool, you can keep the 50m I just wanted to start my love squad erotic fanfiction writing.

**Sen** · 2012-08-01

Originally Posted by Kanloch

That's cool, you can keep the 50m I just wanted to start my love squad erotic fanfiction writing.

I believe your writing is close to being a masterpiece, I can only imagine the thickness of homo and hetero erotic fan fiction orgasmic fantasies we could conjure up as a team bro.

**Adri** · 2012-08-02

is this where I thank all the :little people: without whose hard work and support I couldn't have achieved this high honor?

**X420X 5M0K3 W33D X420X** · 2012-08-10

One day XX420XX 5M0K3 W33D XX420XX graduated top of his class in Imperial Navy Academy. His idea that the hash enhanced one's capacity for worship was met with derision and scorn from the academy elders. Those unbelievable faggots expelled him, after which he came back in a Rifter and killed them, even though they were all flying mighty Amarr Navy Apocalypse-class battleship class vessels with a support complement twenty strong. Truth be told it took a couple Rifters to kill them all. Their arrogance led them to stay around while XX420XX 5M0K3 W33D XX420XX reshipped.

One day XX420XX 5M0K3 W33D XX420XX woke up and decided that he did not want to smoke weed anymore.

This was fucking stupid, so he smoked a lot of weed and then lost a solo fit Guardian and a Rupture.

The End.

That will be 100 mil pls. I come to get dolla so you best not stand me up. Baby gotta smoke.

**Adri** · 2012-08-10

haha, he got stoned and he missed it - the deadline, that is

**StevieTopSiders** · 2012-10-06

Someone thought I was an actual RP''er.

roleplay lol
From: Cpt ThreeShots DUC
Sent: 2012.10.06 04:48
To: StevieTopSiders,

Looking at your bio seems like your a bit of a role player yourself... Omg lol I'm like dieing over here wow did you really put that up....

lol
From: Cpt ThreeShots DUC
Sent: 2012.10.06 07:40
To: StevieTopSiders,

Dude every time I read you're bio I almost die laughing... Epic fail....

It's funny because his corp is called Military Assault Command Ops and he's in FW.

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