It might not be a bad idea to have one of those ready to go, just incase. You are securitas protector after all. Shit like this happens: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13738903 (got killed by a ratting tengu)Originally Posted by Securitas
God no. Best thread ever.
Word on the street is a fight in ~10 minutes. SoCo: Confirm/deny?
Confirm, AAA is forming for a station that went out of r/f already.
/timing
By "forming", do you mean preparing to undock and immediately redock?
Courtesy of shadoo
CTA 05-07 19:40EVEFrom: Cobra2k
To: Against ALL Authorities [.-A-.]
ALLIANCE
Hey all,
Tonight at 19:40EVE -A- will form-up. Target is to kill as many goons + pets as we can, in whatever way we can, and for this we'll use the SVM outpost timer coming out @ 18:20EVE as a good excuse to continue keeping out Ksuperiour to these raging rifter pilots. And who knows, maybe PL is in the mood to lose some more dreads
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Expect multiple FC's in multiple types of fleets going up around that time.
Kind regards,
Cobra2k
Holy crap, Cobra2k (some would say, the true Killer of the NC) is going to spearhead the eventual destruction of another major coalition.
I hear the CFC is paying good money for -A- pilots to have their ECM/Web drones on all -A- FC's. Comms will serve as proof of your great deed.
inb4 AAA stand down their latest red pen CTA and spin it as crushing the backstab badger morale
Hey -A-,
I'd like to volunteer my services as a fleet FC.
I can help both coordinate activities across multiple alliances, and implement your defense strategy against the CFCBadgers.
I can assist in boosting your morale with tales of how I have conquered regions, and wooed scores of women in partnership with my wife and tell you how you can too.
More importantly I can help take some of the strain off Makalu, and give you the ability to FC another 250 person fleet with near any fleet composition you give me to work with.
Additionally, I can form a new alliance and help recruit new high security players, teach them the ways of -A- and boost your fleet numbers by 200+ within a few weeks.
If Delve doesn't work out, I have a long history of purging regions, back in The 99 Percent I formed a coalition to purge the Great Wildlands of Furries. I believe together, we can do it again and maintain a permanent stronghold there in which to plan a counterattack.
I ask for nothing in return other than your support and attention.
Jafit: Managed to finish Xystence's terrible sig, I'm sorry in advance to everyone else on the forums.Cinomed Fostergut: I just had to say, Xystance has the baddest forum sig known to all of EVE, this is what happens when Insanity Wisdom and Talent meet and have a threesome.
I wouldn't accept Xystance if I were you, he's not that good at EVE.
He's a nice fellow though!
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Confirming this offer is legit, we in the The 99 Percent are steamrolling Deklein as we speak.
Paying a camwhore to do a recruitment vid is pure genius.
This kind of cultural coup just further highlights the disparity between Nulli and their supposed masters.
Now we just need to get Nystrik to make a camwhore video telling hapless nerds to join -A-
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Ratting tengus have points I hear.
And who are you exactly?
The Colorblind Angel of Kugutsumen - Turning Bad Country into Mad Country one post a time
Didn't want that ship anyways. Ship has already been replaced.
No, just fuck no.
This makes exactly 0 sense.
The Colorblind Angel of Kugutsumen - Turning Bad Country into Mad Country one post a time
Shut the fuck up Securitas.
Do you know how important I am in this game?
I would totally own him, only if fucker was afk
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Shut the fuck up Dysphonia.
The Colorblind Angel of Kugutsumen - Turning Bad Country into Mad Country one post a time
Shut the fuck up Securitas.
I thought I told you to stop posting and just roll a troll account so you can fulfill your need to tell the "truth" about eve.
If you kill enough of them they stop fighting - Gen. Curtis Lemay
Fear the KKM
v0v I'm just helping people remember the Guide that everyone claims to follow.
http://www.kugutsumen.com/showthread...ide-to-Posting
"Posts about how awesome you and your legion of space badasses are and how you are about to rain rape and pit bulls onto your hapless space adversaries are also boring. If you post these, you will likely be trolled."
How quickly we forget. There goes 90% of the posts in this thread.
The Colorblind Angel of Kugutsumen - Turning Bad Country into Mad Country one post a time
Hratli's ghost is looking down at us disapprovingly - how it must gall him for Securitas Goonhateicon, of all people, to be the one to put us to shame
EDIT : holy shit that guide says "no emotes" what is this the middle ages?
Artemis
(4:14:52 AM) grimbold_dengrist: all Marivauder does as a mod is post about being a mod
(11:47:38 AM) endie: If you lot don't stop that I'm moving this corp to test
whos that and where is this soco recruitment video im hearing about.
nvm....
[spoiler=recruitment vid]
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derp...just when you thought you had fallen to the all time low:P
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"God created the world in seven days, in a smaller, but no less impressive gesture, I destroyed HTA in 5"
Grath
Mr Blue / Twisted girl /Stripperella - SNIGG - PL
Artemis is a now-obsolete rep-whoring alt, not a troll alt. Get it right.
The Colorblind Angel of Kugutsumen - Turning Bad Country into Mad Country one post a time
Enough sperging son.
Hey guess what
Can we all just get along? No? Alright...
In other news.
is shit.
Internet problems yo.
[ 2013.05.11 03:30:09 ] Jace Vorrin > THEMICK MCCOY SENDS HIS REGARDS :smug:
Okay, now that we've had an image macro, can we please prevent this thread from devolving any further into "Let's all fling our faeces in the form of posts at Securitas/let's whiteknight Securitas/let's be Securitas merry-go-round of awfulness" Mk XXXVI and get back on track. If you've got shit with someone, you don't have to jump on them every time they post. If you really don't like what they're saying, keep it to negreps, or if you find them persistently annoying, put them on the Ignore list - that's what those functions are there for.
Otherwise, shut the fuck up and get back to discussing why -A- is shit
Example :
Modzi
(4:14:52 AM) grimbold_dengrist: all Marivauder does as a mod is post about being a mod
(11:47:38 AM) endie: If you lot don't stop that I'm moving this corp to test
Why don't you ditch your alliance and try and join PL about it?
Why am I like the only guy (I mean me of all fucking people) who doesn't mind Sec?
That mythical beast, an AAR!
https://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_related&kll_id=481667
After -A-proclaimed a big CTA for 18:00 and then docked up, we started chasing down various skirmishing gangs around 1DH in a Peoples Rokhtrine fleet. We ran across a largish Nulli T3 sniper gang and they drew us into the next system, bubbled the gate then got to range. Some of our small stuff died when we jumped in and then the bubble cleared and the warpin-warpout games began. Finally nulli got unlucky and landed right smack in the middle of a bubble less than 40~ km from our fleet. Our swarm of tackle rifters, lachesis' and huginns got to work and the enemy fleet melted in the face of point blank 425mm railgun fire. I even got on some killmails with the single gun on my claymore..
Bad luck nulli, you'll do better next time. You were even with us in kills until that bubble grabbed you.
You've spent all your hate on everyone else, so you need a hug.
But we kinda feel veryfor the vikings who fougth like lions until some poor bastard decided to left Perseus Kallistros dictate strategy and Makalu "MY KILLBOARD" Zaryahsahah to lead coordinated fleet engagements.
No offense, but NULLI deserved better. I hope you guys will do well.
I know this is spin, and I know the posting 1-2 months ago that i'm about to reference was spin as well, but regardless, I can't resist pointing out inconsistencies when I see them.
All you did for the past 2 months was post about how you didn't think we were fighting like lions. Jus' saying
A little before the fight against the snipers, but after -A- docked up instead of continuing with their 18:00 CTA, we were camping the 319 station in the Peoples Rokhtrine fleet. We knew -A- preferred to bomb instead of fight, so when the fleet had formed Shadoo had called for a solid number of insta canes. This stood us in good stead later.
On the station, Shadoo had us starburst out and orbit him at 30km. He also had the dictors fan out and cloak up, leaving a single hictor bubble up. As we thought might happen, -A- soon uncloaked bombers and launched a wave of bombs at the Drake fleet motoring around the station. Some of our instacanes were in range and we manged to kill 5 bombers, probably saving the drake fleet from complete wipeout. Turns out they only lost 5 battlecruisers to that run.
-A- would be sure to try for revenge, and shortly afterwards a big wave of bombers uncloaked and lobbed their deadly payload at the battleship fleet. Unfortunately for them, there were 3 cloaked dictors right on top of them. Bubbles went up and our instacane wing made short work of a very large number of bombers. Only a few bombs exploded and as far as I know we sustained no losses.
https://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_...&kll_id=481569
Not empty quoting.
I look forward to seeing what these threads will be when I get back from my month long sojourn in Asia.
Hey, a man can change his mind. Sure there was some trolling and heated words exchanged back and forth, but underneath that we all knew nulli, though possibly a bunch of faggots, are still a warrior alliance that are competent enough to handle TEST+PL on quite a few occasions.
Then -A- showed up and made you guys look like superheroes.
It all makes sense now, its reverse propaganda!
You haven't fought at all.
No, no one thinks that. We were dumpstering Nulli day in and day out for a month straight. It's just that in light of Makalu's delusional faggotry and hypocrisy, Progod and his gaggle of third tier trash FCs look like General Pattons in comparison.
We already had Xystance once, he's a cool dude man back off.I wouldn't accept Xystance if I were you, he's not that good at EVE.
He's a nice fellow though!
Considering they were used to VFK Headshoots level of resistance, they probably didn't at the time. Then -A- arrived and taught them the true meaning of Christmas. Or not fighting like lions. Either way.
You're just trying to get laid.
Securitas can be a good guy when he doesn't adopt a holier-than-thou posting attitude, because when he does he becomes a smug dickhead.
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TEST uses reverse propaganda.
"We're so shit, if you lose a single ship to us it's a victory!"
Except -A- is doing it wrong.
"We're so pro we don't need to defend our shit, we'll just do whatever we want over here until you're done.
No... over here.
I didn't mean there I meant over here.
Yep there, no wait a little further over.
Yeah, Catch looks good.
Did I say catch? I meant Scalding Pass."
Jafit: Managed to finish Xystence's terrible sig, I'm sorry in advance to everyone else on the forums.Cinomed Fostergut: I just had to say, Xystance has the baddest forum sig known to all of EVE, this is what happens when Insanity Wisdom and Talent meet and have a threesome.
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