MandozerTheNotSoGreat Gets Dunked: Epic Story of a Failed Get Rich Quick Scheme.

[Shoogafoots Jones]

OH PLEASE QUIT EVE OVER THIS...

Also, all I wanted to scam off you was a goddamn black ops... fuck you mandozer.

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poor mandozer

he was always telling me good things about 99% when i was raging about not resetting you ((((((((((

[xXxWirtyXDoorxXx]

wow your windows 7 is complete shit please update everything and kill u r self

[Ogopogo]

he was always telling me good things about 99%

ITT UnknownPoster tells you good things about 99% on behalf of Mandozer.

[Don Peyote]

Poor Mandozer

I shall light a candle for the Rhea that never was

[Marivauder]

looks like his CarRhea is over

[Venetian Tar]

looks like his CarRhea is over

That was bad and you should feel bad.

[Don Peyote]

That was bad and you should feel bad.

Dear god Mari, cone of shame for you

[Marivauder]

I have no regrets

[jimmychrist]

That was bad and you should feel bad.

Dear god Mari, cone of shame for you

It was beautiful so both of you shut up and plusrep him post haste

[MandozerTheGreat [banned]]

OH PLEASE QUIT EVE OVER THIS...

Also, all I wanted to scam off you was a goddamn black ops... fuck you mandozer.

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[MandozerTheGreat [banned]]

its ok i already rmted like 1500 so im good to go lmao

[MandozerTheGreat [banned]]

poor mandozer

he was always telling me good things about 99% when i was raging about not resetting you ((((((((((

babbies grown up so fast *sheds tear*

[Xystance]

Because I like Mandozer vOv I'm not making excuses for him: he's the architect of his own chain of misfortunes (and is gradually coming to a sense of awareness of this). But he is still likable, just utterly without a scrap of wisdom.

I love the guy too. Hell I asked permission to use part of his name as my fucking derby name.

I recruited him -into- The 99 Percent which ... honestly makes me even more proud of these fucking pubbies. They are officially better than me in every way now.

[UnknownPoster]

I love the guy too. Hell I asked permission to use part of his name as my fucking derby name.

I recruited him -into- The 99 Percent which ... honestly makes me even more proud of these fucking pubbies. They are officially better than me in every way now.

I'll take this backanded complement.

But seriously, 99 IS growing, now we just gotta get the guys to stop jewing and get in fleets and we'll be golden. Myself included (I need ISK goddamnit)

[MandozerTheGreat [banned]]

I'll take this backanded complement.

But seriously, 99 IS growing, now we just gotta get the guys to stop jewing and get in fleets and we'll be golden. Myself included (I need ISK goddamnit)

Shoulda got in on DA BUSINESS maybe you'd get a cut of TWENTY FOUR BILLION INTERSTELLARKREDITS LMAO

[Marivauder]

Sup dozer

[Banlish]

It's okay, 99% will lose that isk in ratting carriers within a couple of months.

Oh god what has Dozer done.

Last I heard 99 percent was shown what an SBU was and then SBU'ed like all of Delve. Now there is 24billion floating in the fucking alliance, dear lord, the amount of SBU's in Delve/Querious/Period Basis will 'BLOT OUT THE SUN'.


On a semi serious note, if you want to know how to grow that isk a bit pm me, no I don't want to touch a single ISK but it's kinda my 'thing' to help out people in making isk in this game depending on what you want to do. And if I get to write about the success from the advice, hey everyone wins

Well.... cept Mandozer, sorry bud.

[Elo]

I wish for wealth banlish

[UnknownPoster]

Lol, EN24 stealing from kugu, once again:

http://www.evenews24.com/2012/06/27/...ring-gone-bad/

[Banlish]

I wish for wealth banlish

If you didn't reimburse your alliance mates with TECH, at times, I would believe this statement.

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Lol, EN24 stealing from kugu, once again:

http://www.evenews24.com/2012/06/27/...ring-gone-bad/

Dsan I thought you were better than this.

[Grogoth]

man, listening to that story was terrible - congrats, you scammed a dumbass out of a small amount of isk

I could actually hear you tremble with excitement when you explained how you carefully orchestrated this AMAZING plan to just rip someone off who trusted you

Congrats?

Also holy shit mandozer stop being fucking bad

[Burnes]

Also holy shit mandozer stop being fucking bad

Wishful thinking at its finest.

[Checkbox Poll]

man, listening to that story was terrible - congrats, you scammed a dumbass out of a small amount of isk

I could actually hear you tremble with excitement when you explained how you carefully orchestrated this AMAZING plan to just rip someone off who trusted you

Congrats?

Also holy shit mandozer stop being fucking bad

yeah i mean grats on the isk and shit but it's not that hard to scam someone that trusts you already. countless times i've held people's assets and isk for them where the payouts could have been way bigger.

[UnknownPoster]

For the last time, the hilarity is WHO was scammed, not what. Christ almighty.

[Grogoth]

So, it isn't that you scammed a pissweak amount, it is that you scammed a pissweak amount from a retard that trusted you

Well fuck, hi5 bro - truly amazing

[WomynPower]

scamming is cool and all

but i wish i had pl money

dat tech

[Wusti]

Scamming mates is BAD - scamming arseholes is good. I'm so TORN....

[UnknownPoster]

Meh, if you don't see the hilarity behind it, I feel bad for you son. Even mandozer thought it was funny.

[Burnes]

scamming is cool and all

but i wish i had pl money

dat tech

What would you do with it?

[NAP]

Can I borrow that Rhea?

[White Tree]

What would you do with it?

get gf

[Don Peyote]

get gf

There's not enough money in the world to convince anyone to touch Womyn's dangalang I fear

[MandozerTheGreat [banned]]

the worst part about the scam is not that it was 24bil or that it was triget who was my aeon pos bitch even as an alliance leader....but that all the aspi try too hard to be edgy faggots will be jerking off and shooting loads in their mouths for a month now about this. I can't possibly hate a man who used me just as easily as I've used some people in this game. The end always justifies the means.

[MandozerTheGreat [banned]]

Lol, EN24 stealing from kugu, once again:

http://www.evenews24.com/2012/06/27/...ring-gone-bad/

lol i got my own en24 thread and ncdot dudes are mad as fuck. This is the greatest thing ever.

[Dsan]

Dsan I thought you were better than this.

I could be, but I don't get nearly enough rep on kugu, and all the shit post on here right now makes it kinda hard to differentiate En24 comments from kugu posters..
I convo'ed Triget - I heard about this story from jabber, not kugu.

Thanks to UnknownPoster for providing half the "article" - if you want credit on EN24 or "the kickback" just ingame mail/contact me.

But yeah, as said before, I'm not always a happy poster on EN24..

[Don Peyote]

Do people even read EN24 any more? By people I mean non-hisec guys

[Grogoth]

Mandozer, I can help you make it back - requires you to send me nothing, exposes you to no risk, just takes time.

PM me~

[Hilmar Keller]

Do people even read EN24 any more? By people I mean non-hisec guys

They post good solo PVP vids.

Everything else is Riv copypasting from here, so

[Dsan]

They post good solo PVP vids.

Everything else is Riv copypasting from here, so

To much is also RipardTeg/jesters Trek blogs that just get an EN24 stamp is posted as articles..
But hey, gives me somewhere to shitpost.

[Grogoth]

You know, if an admin updated the terms of service on this page to not allow copypasta to other sites, they could send some pretty seriously looking letters to a faggot in mexico

just saying

[jimmychrist]

So, it isn't that you scammed a pissweak amount, it is that you scammed a pissweak amount from a retard that trusted you

Well fuck, hi5 bro - truly amazing

Isn't the trust part implied in the scam term?

[Dsan]

You know, if an admin updated the terms of service on this page to not allow copypasta to other sites, they could send some pretty seriously looking letters to a faggot in mexico

just saying

True.
Good thing it's not my site \o/

[Dental Floss]

What would you do with it?

2 chicks at once.

[Finiks]

...arsehole is so TORN....

Wusti why is your arsehole torn? Was your wife experimenting again?!

[Xystance]

the worst part about the scam is not that it was 24bil or that it was triget who was my aeon pos bitch even as an alliance leader....but that all the aspi try too hard to be edgy faggots will be jerking off and shooting loads in their mouths for a month now about this. I can't possibly hate a man who used me just as easily as I've used some people in this game. The end always justifies the means.

lol i got my own en24 thread and ncdot dudes are mad as fuck. This is the greatest thing ever.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MandozerTheGreat again.



I still regret never successfully getting Artemis97/Vonq into The 99 Percent. (sigh) Opportunity missed.

[Grogoth]

Isn't the trust part implied in the scam term?

When I scammed whoever the fuck was CEO of Xenobytes and that Lord Rhavin retard, it was the first time they had spoken to me - we weren't bros IRL, we didn't have a long con history together. They ~trusted~ me, but had no reason to.

Hounoureable scamming

[Ogopogo]

(I need ISK goddamnit)

Now evemailing more hand histories you don't understand for a game you don't know the rules to on a gambling site you lost your ISK on already.

[MandozerTheGreat [banned]]

So today, whilst sipping on a nice Canadian, and stuffing my face with a glorious burger at 2AM, Triget (99% Alliance Leader) jumps into channel laughing his ass off. After a minute of this he calms down and says "I just scammed Mandozer for 24b". Of course, I doubted him left and right, until these came to light:

http://imgur.com/4Odna,SeGP1,oFOBA,8...Zd,hS6Ra,5alhv

In these pics are the materials which apparently Triget had negotiated with mandozer to be a part of a get rich quick scheme, seeding the market in 1DH, and make a killing on market from the war. So Triget offers to fly his JF, and do the bitch work, while Mandozer fronts the cash. Mandozer then stupidly contracts his JF +roughly 20+b in assets to Triget.

+24b to the alliance wallet. And 99% boys, we have ships on the market selling for Jita prices, buy 'em up.

Totals:
28 Rokhs (w/ Fits)
69 Drakes (w/ Fits)
1 Rhea

[b]YES YES YES I MADE A DOGSHIT ASS OP OH MY GOD THE REP IS FLOWING THE REP IS FLOWING YESSSSSSSSSS AHAHAHAHAHAH MANDOZER, wait why aren't you mad?

This shit is legen -I hope you aren't lactose intolerant - dairy!

You are bad at jokes shut the fuck up.

Can I get my merlins reimbursed now?

FUck off poor.

Goddamn son, I thought you were smarter than that.

I've bounced around EVE alot, I didn't lose an Aeon under his care yet and I didn't realize he was basically that guy in office-space who kept getting his stapler took, I didn't see the signs of blue-falconry around in our discussions until it was too late.

Sweet Jesus, that's about as stupid as it gets.

Fuck off poor, I tried to make some space money without devoting my entire life to it. A random faggot is one thing this guy basically blew his load over a 24bil after having known me for months. I applaud the move but at the same time I wish he didn't burden me with now having to buttfuck him someway down the line. I really like Triget he's a bro but this is EVE Online and scams like this is what makes the news for us and makes dudes play the game. To be the guy making that score.

Too bad he's still on his 2-day ban.

This is what centra spike truly believes
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Forgot to mention the JF Pilot, Loriarti >:|

http://i.imgur.com/MTbfc.jpg The pretty itself

Loriarti is an idiot if he actually uses this toon to fly the JF just fyi.

Wait, so does this mean they have to change their alliance name?

List off the 99 percent tech moons I'll wait.

Holy shit... The 99 Percent.. I wish I'd never kicked you to the curb and left you for dead. :911:

Is it weird i"m looking at this not as some guy scamming me but as people we led/trained in the past meeting/exceeding all expectations?

You know Xystance, we are accepting new members.

99 percent is still shit good luck recruiting lmao

I've just been informed thats your roller derby uniform. I'm dissappointed, I thought you just created that for this occasion. Oh well.

You dumb nigga get out.

boring, came expecting trillions. Disappointed

Sorry Krutoj people think a few dozen billion by itself means shit these days.

DOAN feel bad for this guy at all.

DOANSHOOT NIGGA DOANSHOOT

babbies first scam, give us some credit.

Here is your credit
[spoiler=lol][img]http://i.imgur.com/EgbMF.jpg[/img][/spoiler]

You've gotta walk before you can run.

Why you still crawling then?

I think some people are missing the point of the OP. We are quite aware the amount stolen wasn't vast, nor will it get us rich. It's funny because anyone who knows mandozer will get a good laugh out of this. If you don't know mandozer, you wont get the full enjoyment out of this post.

why was mandozer laughing at the end of recording.

this is fishy

I was high and the irony was overwhelming I think i've developed schizophrenia.

This is way better and funnier than spy directors stealing from RA

I thought 9cg getting dropped oldschool style and 90bil on top was the shit but if your dreams are that low than lmao.

If you don't know Mandozer, you a bitch, and you should recruit him so he can steal all your shit. Which we can then steal.

Collindow i would never do business with you so lmao.

He came on comms and was laughing about it, all respect to pros, etc.

He was crying on the inside though.

Yep you sure owned me, dreams crushed, pwnt! Get out.

Honestly, I don't know... He's still on comms with us...

But we have the shit, and the Rhea is sitting in my buddies hangar.... Soooo meh.

Mandozer likely just rmt'd the spacedosh, thinly veiling it as a scam.
He has a cunning criminal mind, unless he was on drugs at the time or something.

NAH THEY GOT ME NIGGA THEY GOT ME

oh wow, this is just fucking GOD MODE! FUCK THE DOZER!

(11:55:31 PM) bigchols: lol
(11:55:34 PM) bigchols: dozer got scammed 24b
(11:55:37 PM) bigchols: lol
(11:55:53 PM) bigchols: typical derp
(11:56:40 PM) ttocszed00: lololololol(11:56:45 PM) ttocszed00: that is poetic justice(11:56:48 PM) ttocszed00: fuck the dozer

Super secret jabber leaks

(12:45:31 AM) mandozerthegreat entered the room.
(12:45:34 AM) mandozerthegreat: hey
(12:45:43 AM) mandozerthegreat: ask me about getting scammed out of 24bil
(12:46:21 AM) sion_kumitomo: how did you get scammed out of 24b mandozerthegreat?
(12:46:31 AM) mandozerthegreat: 99 percen triget
(12:46:36 AM) mandozerthegreat: trusted friend becomes a business partner
(12:46:42 AM) mandozerthegreat: whoops

Dozer never fails to entertain <3

came here thinking this would be cool but you used dunked instead of dumpstered

old school deserves old school.

Hey necro, I kinda miss your dry humour.

I feel sorry for Mandozer

Why would you feel sorry for me? I made a play and it backfired, whoops.

So that was fun. One more thing off my Eve bucket list. Now to destroy -A-.

almost as good as when viper financed bacchalians titan.

You should RMT it so you can buy something better than Canadian.

Why?

Wolololol


Couldn't have happened to a nicer douchebag.

look at another black legion scrublord coming out the woodworks lol.

I endorse this suggestion.

Don't sip on Canadian, it makes me sad. Sip on Scotch, and by Scotch I mean scotch!

Because I like Mandozer vOv I'm not making excuses for him: he's the architect of his own chain of misfortunes (and is gradually coming to a sense of awareness of this). But he is still likable, just utterly without a scrap of wisdom.

lol

I too like Dozer. But lack of common sense and a combination of drugs was his downfall here. Oh and trusting someone in eve. :|

lol

I too like Mandozer, he really is great!
A comedy gold bag, I think this case proves the fact really

Looking forward to 4 pages of Mandozer posting when he gets his posting rights back

lol

Oh Mandozer. I too, know this pain.

(Well I only lost 500m, and actually ended up getting it back, but I know the pain. I guess?)

Hey how about you get a life instead of popping up on eve related internet forums every now and then to throw in your two cents that no one cares about because you are a mentally deficient fat fuck of an irishman and a horrible washed out alliance member.

Fuck Mandozer.

Dozer is a good person. He just needs to keep drugs and eve separate.

Also 24b for babby's first scam is actually pretty good. More than I've ever scammed. Fuck the haters.

its great for a first scam but its no blawrf mcfurfag or those guys that took 5 tril off of factionwarfare. Or just recently, 150bil+an a system from a hostile force (gj PL)
The scope I was having in mind for this operation, triget claimed to me to play the long game but honestly he wasn't looking far enough, he coulda got ALOT MORE. 24 bil isn't shit compared to what I've worked with before.

Not even remotely surprised. I'm more surprised he hasn't got high, played self-destruct games with his aeon and got owned.

I aggroed ron mexxico off k3j station in the middle of the night that's close enough.

Eh... I'm not a card carrying member of the Mandozer fan club but I don't have any ill will for the duder either. Posting a thread about how you scammed him is sort of like bragging to your frat that you totally got that retard girl drunk and nailed her. Of course you fucked her -- the bitch counts to potato.

i have illwill for your wife's nasty pussy and asscheeks

It's okay, 99% will lose that isk in ratting carriers within a couple of months.

I know the JF's pilot name lol.

OH PLEASE QUIT EVE OVER THIS...

Also, all I wanted to scam off you was a goddamn black ops... fuck you mandozer.

Shut the fuck up theopilas you don't know how to hustle shit. Triget was a genuine friend, developed his mark, and at the appropriate moment betrayed him. He's a hustler except he blew his load too early imo. 24bil is hard to pass up though.

poor mandozer

he was always telling me good things about 99% when i was raging about not resetting you ((((((((((

If only these sons of bitches appreciated it lol.

wow your windows 7 is complete shit please update everything and kill u r self

shut the fuck up

ITT UnknownPoster tells you good things about 99% on behalf of Mandozer.

lol niggers

Poor Mandozer

I shall light a candle for the Rhea that never was

Rhea's aren't really that fun to fuck with lol. cyno chains are gay as fuck.

looks like his CarRhea is over

You suck.

That was bad and you should feel bad.

Correct.

Dear god Mari, cone of shame for you

Correct.

I have no regrets

Kill her then yourself.

It was beautiful so both of you shut up and plusrep him post haste

lol

I love the guy too. Hell I asked permission to use part of his name as my fucking derby name.

I recruited him -into- The 99 Percent which ... honestly makes me even more proud of these fucking pubbies. They are officially better than me in every way now.

lol

I'll take this backanded complement.

But seriously, 99 IS growing, now we just gotta get the guys to stop jewing and get in fleets and we'll be golden. Myself included (I need ISK goddamnit)

Oh god what has Dozer done.

Last I heard 99 percent was shown what an SBU was and then SBU'ed like all of Delve. Now there is 24billion floating in the fucking alliance, dear lord, the amount of SBU's in Delve/Querious/Period Basis will 'BLOT OUT THE SUN'.


On a semi serious note, if you want to know how to grow that isk a bit pm me, no I don't want to touch a single ISK but it's kinda my 'thing' to help out people in making isk in this game depending on what you want to do. And if I get to write about the success from the advice, hey everyone wins

Well.... cept Mandozer, sorry bud.

Whose this random pubbie trying to make an exception to me out of no where I Take offense. Fuck you and the rotten pussy you came from lmao.

I wish for wealth banlish

I wish for you not to be a bitch lol.

Lol, EN24 stealing from kugu, once again:

http://www.evenews24.com/2012/06/27/...ring-gone-bad/

If you didn't reimburse your alliance mates with TECH, at times, I would believe this statement.

Dsan I thought you were better than this.

man, listening to that story was terrible - congrats, you scammed a dumbass out of a small amount of isk

I could actually hear you tremble with excitement when you explained how you carefully orchestrated this AMAZING plan to just rip someone off who trusted you

Congrats?

Also holy shit mandozer stop being fucking bad

Wishful thinking at its finest.

yeah i mean grats on the isk and shit but it's not that hard to scam someone that trusts you already. countless times i've held people's assets and isk for them where the payouts could have been way bigger.

I could be, but I don't get nearly enough rep on kugu, and all the shit post on here right now makes it kinda hard to differentiate En24 comments from kugu posters..
I convo'ed Triget - I heard about this story from jabber, not kugu.

Thanks to UnknownPoster for providing half the "article" - if you want credit on EN24 or "the kickback" just ingame mail/contact me.

But yeah, as said before, I'm not always a happy poster on EN24..

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