Jeff Wars: The Rich Get Richer

**Malaclypse** · 2012-05-19

Originally Posted by ihaveahelmet

i have a tuvan wolf

I have a cormack helmet.

**Mr Coloredshirt** · 2012-05-19

Originally Posted by Malaclypse

I have a cormack helmet.

i have 99 problems

**Marivauder** · 2012-05-19

Originally Posted by Mr Coloredshirt

i have 99 problems

but a zombie ain't one

**Lorren Canada** · 2012-05-19

So far over my head

**Perseus Kallistratos** · 2012-05-19

Originally Posted by Opti

cant we just agree that AAA dying in the hundreds with tengus runs them into the red

it doesn't
not even close

**Atticus** · 2012-05-19

THE BROPACT STANDS: Today, PL killed 3 of Issler Dainze's towers for us. Tonight, they are under siege by a mongrel horde of -A- Tengus and Nulli Nagas; -A-, confident that we are all playing Diablo 3, are about to deploy capitals against a target only one jump from VFK. The fools have forgotten: we have a Truffle Pig, and you do not put caps on the field when the Truffle Pig is awake.

Welpfleet. Op3, Azzurian's fleet. We're going to be murdering hostile caps/supers and fighting alongside Grath's 'slowcat' carrier blob; like last time it'll be a goddamned mess of kills.

*** This was a broadcast from the_mittani to all-all, replies are not monitored ***

DBRB tries to find a Truffle.

**Lorren Canada** · 2012-05-19

Is this the new northern thread then? Let's lock the old one how 'bout it

**jeffraider** · 2012-05-19

WOOPS

**Opti** · 2012-05-19

Originally Posted by jeffraider

WOOPS

dont sweat it my sweet prince for i forgive you!

**Kas Riel** · 2012-05-19

not sure what that was

**Lorren Canada** · 2012-05-19

PL jumped out right when we jumped in - which kinda left us hanging with everybody else deciding that goons/test were the best target of opportunity. Ain't called welpcanes for nothin'

**Dental Floss** · 2012-05-19

gf -a- dreads

**Atticus** · 2012-05-19

I GOT A TROJANMAN REVELATION KM... OP SUCCESSS .... JIZZZ

**jeffraider** · 2012-05-19

NICE FIT PK LOLZ

JK

**Checkbox Poll** · 2012-05-19

RAIL MOROS ELITE DREAD PVP

**Perseus Kallistratos** · 2012-05-19

So I got home tonight in time to catch a ride on the Tech Moon Op of the Night.

First fight went well, PL dropped slowcats but wouldn't enter triage due to DPS from -A- Tengus and Nulli Rokhs. I primaried tower while goons scrambled to form and it was game on.

We blew up the tower after 20 or so minutes, PL ran to station. Goons dropped as well as NC. abaddons and we brawled, it was quite fun. Elo also made a showing shooting everyone I'm pretty sure.

NC. lost some people and ran, Goons fought hard and we had fun. DBRB hero bumped me with his crow, i felt a bulge in his pants when he did so.

PL had short stronted a second tower next door-and apprently no one had a tower ready. PL ninja dropped a tower while we were sorting one, and when we dropped dreads and supers on it when it started onlining, NC. dropped us and proceeded to stop the gaping PL cunt that was bleeding all night and saved a tech moon for Grath and Jeff.

Props to DBRB and Goons for bringing a fight even after PL tower #1 died.

**jeffraider** · 2012-05-19

hahaha +1 tech how does that feel nerd

**Perseus Kallistratos** · 2012-05-19

Originally Posted by jeffraider

hahaha +1 tech how does that feel nerd

still -1 for you

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-19

Originally Posted by TrojanMan

still -1 for you

Given that both were considered lost, we are +1 overall.

Regardless, you guys got dumpstered pretty hard, and I actually laughed IRL, then had to explain the whole thing to my wife, which seemed to devalue it for me, now I am going to make pizza.

PS, eat my shit l0l0l

**jeffraider** · 2012-05-19

Originally Posted by TrojanMan

still -1 for you

ahahaha holy shit you did it

gf

**Quesa** · 2012-05-19

We left mainly because there was no point to being there since the tower died upon system entry - yes, we lost some BS.

**Dental Floss** · 2012-05-19

A NIGHT OF SMUG PINGING AND GAYNESS

We formed up at our usual time in tengus hoping to score some sweet kills. We were pretty early to this grand conference of alliances warping around and being faggots in low sec, so I spent much of the form up playing D3, eating a hamburger, and calling Elo gay. We spotted -A- and Nulli brawling with slowcats, -A- deepsing down the tower while Nulli lost a few nagas and then started shooting sentries. We jumped in after the tower was dead and warped to the station just as all the slowcats hit the station and docked. Then we warped to where the tower was and all the nagas warped away. Then we warped back to the station as the slowcats undocked and jumped out. Then we warped around looking for goons, but they warped away a few seconds after we landed. Then we warped around several more times and killed maybe 10 dudes at the most before finally probing down a couple tengus who had logged off and ganking them in safespots. After about half an hour and four sentences that started with "then we warped," it occurred to us that we were in low sec and had no way of tackling the enemy fleet and decided "fuck this" and left while Nulli kept trying to get warpins on us.

Returning to K3 and getting ready to stand down, we suddenly got word of some pulled pork that might be cooking up in Cobalt Edge. Unfortunately, we arrived late and Goons ate it all and docked up in EOY before we could get them to fight. We went back to K3 a second time and got ready to stand down when we heard that -A- were sieging a PL moon. Apparently after killing the tower earlier in the night, they didn't have someone ready to drop a new tower and PL began onlining a new tower while everyone was warping around the system like faggots. With 9 dread and 4 nyxes on the field, we smelled some delicious, juicy pulled pork. Cyno went up, we jumped in, the nyxes fled like cowards, and we shredded the dreads within a few minutes. Satisfied at last, and with tales of anger and straight-faced threats, we returned to K3 and called it an evening.

BR:
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=13405890

**jeffraider** · 2012-05-19

PL JUST GOT ONE OF IT'S BEST DUDES BACK

YOU GUYS ARE DONE

:TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS: :TAPPITS:

**Elo** · 2012-05-19

tappits is retarded

**progodlegend** · 2012-05-19

Originally Posted by Dental Floss

After about half an hour and four sentences that started with "then we warped," it occurred to us that we were in low sec and had no way of tackling the enemy fleet and decided "fuck this" and left

We had no problem killing shit, but then again we were in Elite Low Sec boats, so maybe its all relative..

**jeffraider** · 2012-05-19

Originally Posted by Elo

tappits is retarded

ur retarded faget never come @ tappitz

**Dysphonia** · 2012-05-19

I now get to pay even less attention to trojanman posts because anyone who unironically fits a rail moros can't be worth listening to.

**jeffraider** · 2012-05-19

blaster one this is blaster mike, over

**Atticus** · 2012-05-19

Originally Posted by jeffraider

ur retarded faget never come @ tappitz

I disagree.

**TomasM** · 2012-05-19

As usual, some footage from that lowsec:

**jeffraider** · 2012-05-19

Originally Posted by TomasM

As usual, some footage from that lowsec:

This video shows how awesome P "King In The North" K is

wowlolololol

OPENSEASON

**jeffraider** · 2012-05-19

PK you only lost 11 dreads m8 i dunno i mean i'm sure you can make the isk back via moon mining

edit:

i mean i lost 10 dreads a few weeks a go

guess how many caps i killled

4

maybe u should learn 2fc pk rofl lmao

**jeffraider** · 2012-05-19

guys i already pm'd him the battered woman's hotline lmao

**raptor217** · 2012-05-19

I'm sure -A- didn't want those dreads anyways. They welped them on purpose so they didn't waste all that fuel going home.

**jeffraider** · 2012-05-19

Originally Posted by raptor217

I'm sure -A- didn't want those dreads anyways. They welped them on purpose so they didn't waste all that fuel going home.

PK IS AN ENIGMA WRAPPED IN A RIDDLE

HAHA JK HE A RAPE VICTIM WRAPPED IN A RAPE VICTIM BLANKET ROFL

**Ron Mexxico** · 2012-05-19

Originally Posted by Dental Floss

A NIGHT OF SMUG PINGING AND GAYNESS

We formed up at our usual time in tengus hoping to score some sweet kills. We were pretty early to this grand conference of alliances warping around and being faggots in low sec, so I spent much of the form up playing D3, eating a hamburger, and calling Elo gay. We spotted -A- and Nulli brawling with slowcats, -A- deepsing down the tower while Nulli lost a few nagas and then started shooting sentries. We jumped in after the tower was dead and warped to the station just as all the slowcats hit the station and docked. Then we warped to where the tower was and all the nagas warped away. Then we warped back to the station as the slowcats undocked and jumped out. Then we warped around looking for goons, but they warped away a few seconds after we landed. Then we warped around several more times and killed maybe 10 dudes at the most before finally probing down a couple tengus who had logged off and ganking them in safespots. After about half an hour and four sentences that started with "then we warped," it occurred to us that we were in low sec and had no way of tackling the enemy fleet and decided "fuck this" and left while Nulli kept trying to get warpins on us.

Returning to K3 and getting ready to stand down, we suddenly got word of some pulled pork that might be cooking up in Cobalt Edge. Unfortunately, we arrived late and Goons ate it all and docked up in EOY before we could get them to fight. We went back to K3 a second time and got ready to stand down when we heard that -A- were sieging a PL moon. Apparently after killing the tower earlier in the night, they didn't have someone ready to drop a new tower and PL began onlining a new tower while everyone was warping around the system like faggots. With 9 dread and 4 nyxes on the field, we smelled some delicious, juicy pulled pork. Cyno went up, we jumped in, the nyxes fled like cowards, and we shredded the dreads within a few minutes. Satisfied at last, and with tales of anger and straight-faced threats, we returned to K3 and called it an evening.

BR:
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=13405890

hi dentalfloss. what's your battlenet id

**pinoyzzz** · 2012-05-19

I hope CCP notices that the only fun fights are happening in low-sec over moons. Never nerf tech, and bring back dyspro.

**July** · 2012-05-19

Originally Posted by pinoyzzz

I hope CCP notices that the only fun fights are happening in low-sec over moons. Never nerf tech, and bring back dyspro.

Why not balance tech and make it so the other moons become worth fighting over too?

**Tappits** · 2012-05-19

Did some one say my name?

**Quesa** · 2012-05-19

PK is apparently super-mad and now it's 'open season' on us.

Should be fun.

**Dysphonia** · 2012-05-19

Originally Posted by Quesa

PK is apparently super-mad and now it's 'open season' on us.

Should be fun.

Yeah, I'd be pissed off to if someone killed my dreadfleet and it was fit as badly as his.

**tgr** · 2012-05-19

Originally Posted by Quesa

PK is apparently super-mad and now it's 'open season' on us.

Should be fun.

You're done for now.

**jeffraider** · 2012-05-19

The mighty McGloin, almost fish-hooked by a spratt!

**Velonad** · 2012-05-19

Welcome back Tappits, King of Jews.

**Agathor** · 2012-05-19

If you would have told me a few years ago that PL and Goons would be defending a MC pos, I would have expressed my sincere condolences for your massive stroke.

**Agathor** · 2012-05-19

Ohh Remedial, what will become of your errant children.

**total** · 2012-05-19

Originally Posted by jeffraider

maybe u should learn 2fc pk rofl lmao

I'm pretty sure if they would have primaried my chimera it would have died being the only shield tanker there.

**jeffraider** · 2012-05-19

Originally Posted by total

I'm pretty sure if they would have primaried my chimera it would have died being the only shield tanker there.

what class of retard are you

**Doink9731** · 2012-05-19

Class	IQ
Profound mental retardation	Below 20
Severe mental retardation	20–34
Moderate mental retardation	35–49
Mild mental retardation	50–69
Borderline intellectual functioning	70–84

~For Reference~

**July** · 2012-05-19

Originally Posted by Agathor

If you would have told me a few years ago that PL and Goons would be defending a MC pos, I would have expressed my sincere condolences for your massive stroke.

I'm pretty sure if you told Grath a year ago that he'd be willingly cooperating with Goonswarm in 2012 he would've had a stroke.

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