Comedy Killmails

**Ricky** · 2012-04-25

http://x13-corp.dk/kb/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=57380

those fits are all very interesting versions of i bought plexes and don't know how to fit a ship, the only ship that don't have at least one mining mod on is the thrasher

**kristoffon** · 2012-04-26

Noob fitting miners on a typhoon: 3/10

Dumbass dying to a tower in a 5B tengu: 11/10

**Zagdul** · 2012-04-27

https://www.fatal-ascension.com/kill...elated/110470/

well, just about every km here.

**Nrvnqsr** · 2012-04-27

Originally Posted by Zagdul

https://www.fatal-ascension.com/kill...elated/110470/

well, just about every km here.

I lost it when I saw the battle Hulk fitting.

**Grogoth** · 2012-04-29

https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=503318

dafuq

**Helios Black** · 2012-04-29

Originally Posted by Grogoth

https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=503318

dafuq

You know you've hit a new level of low when graves is smugging on your lossmail...

Sky Hacx · 2012-04-29

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13218442

pr0 repair systems...

**foobaloo** · 2012-04-29

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13195700

**El Terrible** · 2012-04-29

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13221294

Worse fit in the history of eve-o

**Lord Haur** · 2012-04-29

http://killboard.nullisecunda.com/?a...l&kll_id=88768

http://killboard.nullisecunda.com/?a...l&kll_id=88773 podmail also.

**Viribus** · 2012-04-30

http://pizza.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_de...ll_id=13230453

Fresh off the press

**HaydenJD** · 2012-04-30

Originally Posted by Viribus

http://pizza.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_de...ll_id=13230453

Fresh off the press

We are FA, what else can I say?

**Dsan** · 2012-04-30

In the spirit of up comming hulkageddon:
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13162422

Funfact: "hulk" in danish is a word for "sobbing".

**July** · 2012-04-30

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13235311

Loki in a plex with a plex in his cargohold. The definition of baller.

**Rer** · 2012-04-30

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13234969

Darashan · 2012-05-01

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13176681

**StevieTopSiders** · 2012-05-02

Killed two derp fits in Syndicate today:

Storyline Sensor Damp'd Lach

Propless Pimp Tengu

The second guy continued to aggress us on gate, even after his friend de-aggro'd and jumped out.

**StevieTopSiders** · 2012-05-02

Brutix

According to my corpie, the Brutix started the engagement.

**StevieTopSiders** · 2012-05-03

The purge of bads continues:

http://evol.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13257494

**Scaeva** · 2012-05-11

Originally Posted by StevieTopSiders

The purge of bads continues:

http://evol.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13257494

No tank and he still takes 35k damage?

**Dego** · 2012-05-11

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13325555

**Polian** · 2012-05-11

http://ankou.killmail.org/?a=kill_de...ll_id=13325963

**Securitas** · 2012-05-11

Originally Posted by StevieTopSiders

The purge of bads continues:

http://evol.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13257494

4 warp core stabs and he didn't warp away from 2 taloses (presumably with long point if you're using the standard EVOL fit)?

**Greatdum** · 2012-05-11

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13333897

5 heat sinks+2 dps rigs, no tank, but my favorite part is medium lasers.

:IRC:

RogueAnt · 2012-05-11

I have to post my own killmail......

Logon trapped 2 hulks...started killing them...killed their drones and suddenly 10 fighters drop out of warp and instapop me!

http://kb.batcountry-eve.org/index.p..._detail/37277/

**VictoryIsOur** · 2012-05-11

http://www.eve-co2.org/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=48146 <--- damn, i think that dude owns record of most nyx-es lost i think, this is his 4'th(?) nyx lost... 2'nd in 40 days or so!

**quintuscodus** · 2012-05-13

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=13353952
Arty Cynabal, best Cynabal.

**WomynPower** · 2012-05-13

http://pizza.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_de...ll_id=13354699

Warped onto two tengus looking for a honorable 2v1.

One ran.

**Nicky D** · 2012-05-13

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13348240

:veracruz:

**El Terrible** · 2012-05-13

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13329581

**Atropos** · 2012-05-13

Just because I haven't seen it on here....

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13234969

**Jinli mei** · 2012-05-16

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13221294

best highlights: verified, high sec, only two on killmail, damage dealer is in npc corp (so no wardec). Can flip maybe? Broken verification?

**Scaeva** · 2012-05-16

I think the story on that one was a dude quitting eve that wanted to go out in style.

**Kitty Vintner** · 2012-05-16

http://delvegoons.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=4494

My favorite bit is how it would've fit with a T1 ACR

**StevieTopSiders** · 2012-05-16

Originally Posted by Kitty Vintner

http://delvegoons.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=4494

My favorite bit is how it would've fit with a T1 ACR

My second favorite part was how there is no web on a ship that gets a 90% web.

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-05-16

http://rvbeve.com/red/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=217726

Dat T1 cruiser.

**Fedaykin055** · 2012-05-16

Originally Posted by Fedaykin055

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12232030

And story

https://forums.eveonline.com/default...23&find=unread

He'll get a prize from me for that

)

And he strikes again
http://soimi.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_de...ll_id=13384018

**Chipmunk McPaul** · 2012-05-16

http://kb.f-con.us/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=159446

wat

**Kitty Vintner** · 2012-05-17

Originally Posted by StevieTopSiders

My second favorite part was how there is no web on a ship that gets a 90% web.

No point when he clearly wants to kite at 30km (on a ship that locks out to 25km

)

**methis** · 2012-05-18

It wouldn't be so sad, except it's the same day SMA welps a bunch of caps as well:

http://kb.eve-sma.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13390353

**Securitas** · 2012-05-18

http://realconcordiat.killmail.org/?...ll_id=13398112

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-05-18

Originally Posted by Securitas

http://realconcordiat.killmail.org/?...ll_id=13398112

It took me about ten seconds to see the Gyrostabs, but right up until that point I was like 'I've seen shittier Drake fits...'

**Securitas** · 2012-05-18

Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller

It took me about ten seconds to see the Gyrostabs, but right up until that point I was like 'I've seen shittier Drake fits...'

Kesper North: well you can't have all those missiles shaking your ship around
gotta stabilize them right?

My favorite part was how he clearly understood that Ballistic Controls improved missile DPS because he had 2 on there, but decided to put gyrostabs on anyway. It's not even like he can claim that he meant to put on a Magstab or something with the same icon since a Drake has no turret slots. :facepalm:

**Checkbox Poll** · 2012-05-19

elite fucking fits from the masters in MVN

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13405825

**El Terrible** · 2012-05-20

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13416747

Makes you wonder how these people think when fitting ships...

"3 kinds of guns, check"

"Way too much CPU, check"

"Gyrostab just incase, check"

Taking into account the toon is 5+ years old this is one of the worse fits I've seen.

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-20

Nice use of the word t00n there, faglord

**nokill** · 2012-05-21

https://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_...&kll_id=437748

Light Missile Launcher on a Purifier.

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-21

If that is the only thing you found wrong with that fit, you should be head TEST theorycrafter

**Neddy** · 2012-05-21

http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&...es&m=05&y=2012

+ 8 more alts suffering the same. Looks like a broken bot, and I guess he lost a TON of skillpoints..

**Graves1091** · 2012-05-22

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13433232

Expert troll. Also, he was tractoring wrecks and giving cap to his attackers when he died

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