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    (3:02:36 PM) LasarMotherfuckingBonghits: What you faggots dont get is what you dont get because you are faggots

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richter Belmont View Post
    Guys I've been here since february, I'm an oldfag. Look at this newfag following me around threads. Guys, this guy is just jelly and I don't know what the word autism means. Guys, anyone who responds to this post is a faggot and thus loses.
    +A posting. I don't see how Kan'loch is getting out of this one.
    [URL="http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12609601"][ 2012.03.02 08:32:51 ] Kurth Ren > whereas love squad avoids any engagement that is not a onesided curbstomp[/URL]
    [URL="http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=11888507"][ 2012.03.02 08:34:08 ] Kurth Ren > but you are literally arguing with the inventor of broski, you aren't going to win a debate about broski history with me[/URL]
    [URL="http://unidan.net/killboard/?a=kill_related&kll_id=1876"][ 2012.03.02 08:40:48 ] Kurth Ren > it's filled with bitter faggots who would rather be slaves to finns and run at the first sign of a fight then go on ops[/URL]

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    Quote Originally Posted by progodlegend View Post
    I like how Kanloch can insult video game people with just stuff he knows about that person in the video game, instead of resorting to real life stuff. It's a refreshing change from the standard these days. On the other hand, Richter's insults were also RL-free, so I'm finding it tough to decide who will get my vote to move on to the next round of Kugutsumen Idol. Luckily they get to sing more than one song.

    tl;dr: *popcorn*
    Technically the Haggis (holy shit can that man not spell a word) reference could be taken as a personal insult seeing as I am actually Scottish, though it was done so poorly as to negate any intended effect; I guess the art of wordsmithing is a dying one.


    Alas, I digress. As fun as it would be to continue the current line of shitposting I feel I must have some respect for the Delve inhabitants and stop posting such grossly offtopic replies, the first post was merely to clarify things and subsequent posts would only further distract from the spirit of the thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanloch View Post
    the spirit of the thread.
    I was going to post a macro but I couldn't find one of a bunch of retarded kids having simultaneous shit throwing and shit eating contests.

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    I think Richter is done fighting. He is just reporting Kanloch's posts for dumb shit and hope the mods shut him up now.
    If you kill enough of them they stop fighting - Gen. Curtis Lemay
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    To be fair, Kan'loch is a fairly hateful person. He just needs some southern lovin'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by July View Post
    words
    Like clockwork.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phreeze View Post
    INCOMING
    you cant hide from julian assange so dont try

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grim View Post
    I think Richter is done fighting. He is just reporting Kanloch's posts for dumb shit and hope the mods shut him up now.

    I found it amusing when he reported my post for 'image macro', despite the fact the image is not a macro and is spoilered anyway. vOv

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    It is getting really boring watching your posting, at least Richter produce quality rage-posts, whereas you only do creepy stalker hateposting. You need to let it go, and find love and peace (do acid)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanloch View Post
    I found it amusing when he reported my post for 'image macro', despite the fact the image is not a macro and is spoilered anyway. vOv
    Your writing and sentence structure is quite terrible. Perhaps you should invest more time in that instead of giving other people shit about their grammar?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grogoth View Post
    Your writing and sentence structure is quite terrible. Perhaps you should invest more time in that instead of giving other people shit about their grammar?
    My Achilles heel.

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    In fact, you know what?
    It's time to haiku-slap you.
    You shit eating queer.

    Kanloch: Cocksucker.
    I hope you get ass cancer,
    In your fucking face.

    Hey Kanloch, knock knock,
    Now you say "Who's there", "Who's there"
    Me, get out, faggot.

    I hope you get aids
    No wait, that's not what I want
    I hope your mom does
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Could you do that in a limerick? Haiku's don't have very good flow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanloch View Post
    Could you do that in a limerick? Haiku's don't have very good flow.
    Nice apostrophe, bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grogoth View Post
    Nice apostrophe, bro.
    It was wasnt it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanloch View Post
    It was wasnt it.
    4/10

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grogoth View Post
    Oh thank god I thought he was in PL

    Also, Sort Dragon probably won't be posting again for a while, he is crying his little eyes out on the EMODOT private forums and discussing what to do about PL picking on him.
    Keep up the good work.
    [05:28:32] Damienwhat Solette > friend said, if only they didn't have those 2 falcons there, i said they have 3, and he said that just says they don't want to do anything fair, just want to be dicks about it like not normal dicks but big black huge cocks

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    climbing a mountain
    searching for technetium
    grogoth gently weeps

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    There was an illiterate Scot
    About commas he knew not a lot.
    His posts have no flow
    As 'Drem's haikus show
    The poor bugger just cannot be taught.

    There was a fellow named Rick
    Who loved to suck loads of dick.
    As he held back a gag
    And spat into a rag
    He found he had no pricks to lick.

    So high-sec he left in the dust
    "Find a null-sec alliance, I must."
    So he primped up his lips
    And practised his grip
    And set off with a cock-hungry lust.

    He studied his memes and his jokes
    "I know, 9gag will show me the ropes!"
    So he spouted them off
    And at him we all scoffed
    But ol' Rick never gave up his hopes.

    Then one day poor Broski died
    And left poor Rick out to dry
    He got over the shock
    Of having no cock
    To suck, but he saw one nearby.

    He packed up his sycophant crew
    Cock-rings and his mint-flavoured lube,
    Set off for his home
    At the foot of Durr's throne
    And got to work with his esophagus tube.

    He took to his new home with glee.
    Though "trolling" is still new to he,
    He rageposts like mad,
    On kugu (it's sad)
    "Retarded? I'm only pretending to be!"



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    So, after watching local sperge last night, it became obvious....
    PL wants to do in Nulli and get their top three FC's. Are things that desperate? Elise tired of carrying all that Epeen by himself?
    Here's to hoping Progod, Canaris and Guderian have more sense than to join, if only to avoid having to fleet with Testies....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandwich View Post
    So, after watching local sperge last night, it became obvious....
    PL wants to do in Nulli and get their top three FC's. Are things that desperate? Elise tired of carrying all that Epeen by himself?
    Here's to hoping Progod, Canaris and Guderian have more sense than to join, if only to avoid having to fleet with Testies....
    Guderian/PGL what the fuck is wrong with your alliance's posting. Jesus, it's worse than TEST's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandwich View Post
    So, after watching local sperge last night, it became obvious....
    PL wants to do in Nulli and get their top three FC's. Are things that desperate? Elise tired of carrying all that Epeen by himself?
    Here's to hoping Progod, Canaris and Guderian have more sense than to join, if only to avoid having to fleet with Testies....
    Your posting is making me want to kill myself. Or better yet, you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Leaner View Post
    Your posting is making me want to kill myself. Or better yet, you.
    Mission Accomplished?

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    No-one in their right minds would happily accept Guderian, Canaris OR Pro"Jump-not-Bridge"GodLegend - they can't even Haiku properly - philestines.

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    NESW aren't really in their right minds. Shadoo is a fatty that just wants to collect FCs and be fat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanloch View Post
    the spirit of the thread.
    I just got instant flashback to DAoC and how Team Wizzie was ruining the spirit of the game

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    LEADERS OF NULLI SECUNDA



    etc etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller View Post
    I was going to post a macro but I couldn't find one of a bunch of retarded kids having simultaneous shit throwing and shit eating contests.
    I'm curious about what your search results looked like, but not curious enough to find out for myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cracken View Post
    Sorry if that might hurt your feelings being all puppy swagger but NOL was not under NULLI's sov it was under our sov and would have been our responsibility to defend which we choose not too so why should nulli? You took some undefended systems from us congrats keep doing that we won't defend any sov in delve for now.
    So you mean all that "we should snipe Nol" and "Didn't we want NOL - All our FC's are busy for mothers day" shit from yesterday was just lies and propaganda?

    I mean, either you're full of shit or you're completely out of touch with the rest of your alliance. Shall we release the fucking mountain of porn that your gaggle of faggots generate on an hourly basis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grath View Post
    So you mean all that "we should snipe Nol" and "Didn't we want NOL - All our FC's are busy for mothers day" shit from yesterday was just lies and propaganda?

    I mean, either you're full of shit or you're completely out of touch with the rest of your alliance. Shall we release the fucking mountain of porn that your gaggle of faggots generate on an hourly basis?
    You have mountains of porn on Viking Empire? Because thats the alliance that cracken is in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by progodlegend View Post
    You have mountains of porn on Viking Empire? Because thats the alliance that cracken is in.
    Is he your spy in Viking Empire, because he posts like a Nulli member.

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    well i guess TEST accomplished something the rest of the mighty dekco couldn't. capture NOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grath View Post
    Is he your spy in Viking Empire, because he posts like a Nulli member.
    I wouldn't go quite that far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Mexxico View Post
    well i guess TEST accomplished something the rest of the mighty dekco couldn't. capture NOL
    TEST has proven itself as a strong entity in its own right. I recommend that they reset Goons now before they get reset themselves for "low participation."

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    Literally everyone from ESG is terrible. Except for Omar and July. And maybe that Wes dude
    There's nothing worse than having a good idea for a post not being good enough to pull it off :negative:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorren Canada View Post
    Literally everyone from ESG is terrible. Except for Omar and July. And maybe that Wes dude
    goon slut says what

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    Quote Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr View Post
    Guderian/PGL what the fuck is wrong with your alliance's posting. Jesus, it's worse than TEST's.
    I think he misunderstood my banter with y'all in C3N local with some attempt at PL wanting to recruit me.

    They'd want me, I'm pretty chilll, but I don't think there's enough room in PL's already ego filled FC ranks for Progod.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grath View Post
    Is he your spy in Viking Empire, because he posts like a Nulli member.
    goddamn that cut deep Grath

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    You don't need to be good to join PL, just be an FC in any alliance in EVE, then app to Snigg and get trolled out, or play HoN once with Shadoo. Then NESW will definitely take you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warband View Post
    but I don't think there's enough room in PL's already ego filled FC ranks for Progod.
    A hard thing for people to grasp about us is that you really dont get to have your own ego here, it gets beaten out of you in the first month your here, or, the second you think you know enough to post in the tactics discussions. You pretty much get to share an ego with everybody else. Some folks have made that adjustment without much problem, others like Yaay, can't quite seem to make the transition.

    Life here can be painful for those duders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warband View Post
    I think he misunderstood my banter with y'all in C3N local with some attempt at PL wanting to recruit me.

    They'd want me, I'm pretty chilll, but I don't think there's enough room in PL's already ego filled FC ranks for Progod.
    Why would PL recruit some random dude that nobody has heard of in-game and is a terrible poster out of game?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warband View Post
    They'd want me, I'm pretty chilll, but I don't think there's enough room in PL's already ego filled FC ranks for Progod.
    You keep accusing me of having an ego, I don't have an ego, i'm humble as shit.

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    Oh also, Nice EVE24 article, evidently according to the Nulli propaganda machine we're getting our ass beat in Delve, strangely my ass feels fine but hey, its Riverini's site so....


    20 cloaky dictors in c3n.....as if we could get 20 dictor pilots on at once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grath View Post
    Oh also, Nice EVE24 article, evidently according to the Nulli propaganda machine we're getting our ass beat in Delve, strangely my ass feels fine but hey, its Riverini's site so....


    20 cloaky dictors in c3n.....as if we could get 20 dictor pilots on at once.
    Nulli's propaganda machine includes Riverini?

    Now I really want to disband our alliance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grath View Post
    Oh also, Nice EVE24 article, evidently according to the Nulli propaganda machine we're getting our ass beat in Delve, strangely my ass feels fine but hey, its Riverini's site so....


    20 cloaky dictors in c3n.....as if we could get 20 dictor pilots on at once.
    Riverini is a dumb hack and the only thing that surprises me here is that you weren't expecting him to be his usual mongoloid self

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    I don't know about that. It sure looks to me like PL have been pretty bad lately due to B-team FCs and corps, but what do I know, I don't even log in v0v

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    Elise is back now so any luck we had against Sort is gone again with Elise holding his hand.

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    We're fucked now, aren't we guderian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinoyzzz View Post
    I don't know about that. It sure looks to me like PL have been pretty bad lately due to B-team FCs and corps, but what do I know, I don't even log in v0v
    You don't know what you are talking about - B-team isn't the problem. COVEN/NESW/GK have been staying nicely under the radar. It is the C-team that is jeffraidering us in the shadoo and grathing all over our nestor
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