The Forces of Smugness coming to Delve

[Dysphonia]

And people questioned why I was missing Kugu. Silly rabbits.

[Kanloch]

Says the shitheel who was not only trolled out of his own alliance because of incursion taxes (holy shit i can hear the dreidels spinning up in the Heeb-o-tron as i speak) but can't even chainsmoke pub corps properly.

You should just shut up.

I could make shit up too but it's not even worth it, PIZZA doesn't even have incursion taxes

[Richter Belmont]

Oh right, you left your alliance because you're too socially inept to get awoxers in to kill Tengus/Machs/expensive flavor of the week jewboat, so you joined some shitass alt corp to go run incursions, and then you got trolled right the fuck out of that.

Excuse me if I don't pay attention to every minute detail of thundercunts such as yourself.

[zodt]

Tell me about the time you weren't a bitch, boltzmann.

I'll be waiting for the amazing tale.

that is very hurtful i would like a apology or I may seek out the assistance of this establishments moderators

[Kanloch]

Keep going, this is gold.

[Some Lemming]

I am literally so fucking happy kugu is back. Nowhere outside of my corp chat can I read powersperging like this.

[penifSMASH]

what's a thundercunt

[Kanloch]

The best part is the hour long recordings that come out of TEST comms afterwards where richter spouts shit and all the know-nothings nod in agreement with him.

what's a thundercunt

It's an English slang/swear word.

Which seeing as Richter is a yankee is the cherry on the icing of the cake so to speak.

[ihaveahelmet]

Well that was worth the one week wait, I'll give you that.

[penifSMASH]

The best part is the hour long recordings that come out of TEST comms afterwards where richter spouts shit and all the know-nothings nod in agreement with him.




It's an English slang/swear word.

Which seeing as Richter is a yankee is the cherry on the icing of the cake so to speak.

how can you nod over an audio clip

[Kanloch]

how can you nod over an audio clip

I never said their voices had to be heard on the audio clip.

[Warhead]

We go to your toilet region, we bring ONEHUNDRED AND FIFTY FUCKING PEOPLE. Including dreads, no less. No supers, no titans. We shoot your goddamned towers, we RF your fucking oven (i hope the reason ROL was batphoned is because a Hel was in there) and we sit on the FUCKING POS FOR ABOUT HALF AN HOUR DOING FUCKING NOTHING BUT SHOOTING A TOWER. And what do you faggots do?

You sit on the gate in the other

fucking

system.

We jump INTO YOU, into the jaws of a disgustingly fearsome fleet, and we engage you on YOUR terms because you do not possess the testicles to come and attempt to stop your shitass supercap (which you won't use for a year AT LEAST because your alliance is scared dickless because PL is within five regions of you) from potentially being turned into an abomination of an aborted fetus.

Sort dropped those dreads because nulli is an alliance of bitch ass niggas.

And then you have the fucking balls to do that shit to us AGAIN? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on nerd, just disband and join -A- if you wanna pull gay babby bullshit, we don't need two alliances that do that schtick.

I'm so glad that Kugu is back up! I missed these kinds of posts. People crying about having their hulks blown up don't hold a candle to this kind of nullsec rage.

Bravo, sir, bravo.

[penifSMASH]

I never said their voices had to be heard on the audio clip.

then how do you know they were nodding

[nightlord]

hes just that good penif, he knows they were nodding without hearing their voices. he can see into each and every computer.

[Richter Belmont]

I'm so glad that Kugu is back up! I missed these kinds of posts. People crying about having their hulks blown up don't hold a candle to this kind of nullsec rage.

I'm not getting mad at losing pixels.

I'm getting mad at the bitchmade faggots who require me to log in and structure shoot, then drag my dick through 100 yards of broken glass to participate in a fight because these shitcunts can't afford wonderful things like reimbursment in their space equivalents of rural Serbia so they must rely on dishonorable baby back bitch bullshit to carry themselves to that final percentage of killboard efficiency.

I'm getting mad at the pasty, socially inept meme-spouting echo chambering permavirgins who think they are god-kings of space and internet because they have a keyboard and an active EVE subscription.

Wow, I wonder who I could be talking about?

[jeffraider]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooow this thread is awesome now

[Kanloch]

then how do you know they were nodding

Because I spent a few months listening to the same type of drivel/consensus that still haunts TEST comms to this day.

[Dego]

Why are we even talking about nulli when we all know that goons will soon FA and so S2N can take their place.

[zodt]

I'm not getting mad at losing pixels.

I'm getting mad at the bitchmade faggots who require me to log in and structure shoot, then drag my dick through 100 yards of broken glass to participate in a fight because these shitcunts can't afford wonderful things like reimbursment in their space equivalents of rural Serbia so they must rely on dishonorable baby back bitch bullshit to carry themselves to that final percentage of killboard efficiency.

I'm getting mad at the pasty, socially inept meme-spouting echo chambering permavirgins who think they are god-kings of space and internet because they have a keyboard and an active EVE subscription.

Wow, I wonder who I could be talking about?

my god I fucking love you man

[Scotch]

Good times.

[Warhead]

I'm getting mad at the pasty, socially inept meme-spouting echo chambering permavirgins who think they are god-kings of space and internet because they have a keyboard and an active EVE subscription.

Wow, I wonder who I could be talking about?

I would love to see the results of everyone answering this question.

[Kanloch]

I would love to see the results of everyone answering this question.

Himself.

[Grogoth]

Who the fuck is richter?

[Grath]

Who the fuck is richter?

I feel like he's my fucking dark apprentice

[Sandwich]

I didn't know too much about nulli secunda before this deployment.

I know now that they....

...are -A- (and subsequently ROL) pets. I seriously hope you other guys don't do this in the year 2012 of our lord.
...do their best to be elete pvp wannabes, using spies to actually kill off roams in staging systems holy shit are you faggots serious you're like the John Cena to PL's the Rock.
...cry about PL doing anything other than ship spinning, which also makes you bandwagoners.
...willingly blue subhuman afterbirth alliances like those BRs in delve and Dockfathers.
...enjoy padding their killboards more than goodfites, which means they are dishonourable cunts.

Hellpurge needs to commence harder and in earnest. Cannot wait to put these tryhard scrublords in the dumpster and seal the lid for all time.

That's an awful lot of tears for a Kugu post....You sure your in the right forum?


Oh, and since your unable to even handle Veracruz on your own, how are you expecting to deal with Nulli?

[Grogoth]

I feel like he's my fucking dark apprentice

Oh jesus, are we letting SAS post?

[Fear]

With posting like this i understand why kugu was down.

[Scotch]

Posting like this is what holds it up.

[Hilmar Keller]

I'm getting mad at the pasty, socially inept meme-spouting echo chambering permavirgins who think they are god-kings of space and internet because they have a keyboard and an active EVE subscription.

Welcome to Kugu sir, may I please punch your ticket?

[Agathor]

I'm not getting mad at losing pixels.

I'm getting mad at the bitchmade faggots who require me to log in and structure shoot, then drag my dick through 100 yards of broken glass to participate in a fight because these shitcunts can't afford wonderful things like reimbursment in their space equivalents of rural Serbia so they must rely on dishonorable baby back bitch bullshit to carry themselves to that final percentage of killboard efficiency.

I'm getting mad at the pasty, socially inept meme-spouting echo chambering permavirgins who think they are god-kings of space and internet because they have a keyboard and an active EVE subscription.

Wow, I wonder who I could be talking about?

Thats a bit harsh on Mittens, dont you think?

[DurrHurrDurr]

My God no one here even realizes Richter is trolling.

What the fuck is wrong with all of you.

[Some Lemming]

My God no one here even realizes Richter is trolling.

What the fuck is wrong with all of you.

"ZOMG gais, for real, my boy is trollin, duh. You are all bad at life"

[zodt]

"ZOMG gais, for real, my boy is trollin, duh. You are all bad at life"

"0/10 you didnt even troll me faggot"

[Nicky D]

JOKES ON THEM, I WAS ONLY PRETENDING

[zodt]

man i feel right at home here

when do we start posting reaction images?

[tgr]

I know I said kugu was nothing but bad posts, but you guys really don't have to explore the depths of that rabbit hole.

[Hilmar Keller]

I'm here for the gangbang?

[Kitty Vintner]

So hey whatever happened with the test/goon reset.

I was going to log in when that happened.

[Sandwich]

My God no one here even realizes Richter is trolling.

What the fuck is wrong with all of you.

Trolling is usually better if you embarrass others, not yourself....

[Scaeva]

My God no one here even realizes Richter is trolling.

What the fuck is wrong with all of you.

(11:54:43 PM) richterenderas: dude i am legit mad
(11:57:50 PM) richterenderas: LETS STAY ON A GATYE
(11:57:53 PM) richterenderas: WHEN THERE ARE NO DICTORS
(11:58:00 PM) richterenderas: AND AHACS ARE BURNING INTO US
(11:58:02 PM) richterenderas: HURRHURRHURR
(11:58:09 PM) richterenderas: god even i am not that stupid
(11:59:11 PM) richterenderas: man i am mad as fuck dude

[Jean Leaner]

GF Test, Enjoy your tech save.

[Canaris]

Jean you faggot stop stealing my hotdrop glory.

[03:56:46] Richter Enderas > mfw rage primary
[03:56:59] Richter Enderas > still buttranged from kugu dot com trash talking
[03:57:10] Richter Enderas > still relying on spies
[03:57:20] Richter Enderas > my sides move on their own

Btw Richter, Yeah I primaried you for shitposting on Kugu. Also, no spy. Its called watching local <3

[Taawus]

Travel advisory: Massive smug detected.

[Richter Belmont]

Rageprimared because you butthurt tearchildren somehow think you can stop me from posting by killing my ships in game.

Let's see the smugposts. YEAH MAN WE TOTALLY OWNZONED THAT ALPHAFLEET AT A GATE EVEN THOUGH THEY HAD TWO HUGINNS AND THE FC HUNG THEM THERE FOR THIRTY FUCKING SECONDS WOOO YEAH ELITE PVP o7o7o7o7o7o7o7 m8m8m8m8m8m8

Come on you fucking nerds. I'm waiting.

[Warband]

Will you FC their next fleet?

[Canaris]

Never stop posting. Your tears fuel my hotdrops <3

[penifSMASH]

you should see his posting in zulu jabber

[Ron Mexxico]

chill out guys you only killed them because they are bad so it didn't count anyway so you actually lost

[Scaeva]

you should see his posting in zulu jabber

(12:18:46 AM) richterenderas: fuck htis shit
(12:18:50 AM) richterenderas left the room.

[Checkbox Poll]

(12:18:46 AM) richterenderas: fuck htis shit
(12:18:50 AM) richterenderas left the room.

selectively quoted much? huehuehue

(11:13:16 PM) richterenderas: where the fuck are you fags in og mumble
(11:18:51 PM) leetcheese: richterenderas: pl is getting ready to roll out to help with the tech save
(11:18:54 PM) leetcheese: and im not on mumble
(11:18:55 PM) richterenderas: oh
(11:18:57 PM) richterenderas: well fuck
(11:19:00 PM) richterenderas: fuck htis shit
(11:19:04 PM) richterenderas left the room.