I'm crapping lipids.

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-05-11

Aside from the obvious (that I'm going to die), what does it mean?

Should I wait it out and see if nothing changes?

Could it have anything to do with the fact that I abruptly stopped drinking alcohol?

E:

**Don Peyote** · 2012-05-11

As in, fat?

I found undigested red peppers in my shit today and thought it was blood, was p scared for a moment before I realised. You're not alone in the World of Weird poop

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-05-11

Yeah, as in fat. Like, I noticed yesterday I had what felt like minor diarrhea, checked it out, there was oil floating on top. Looked it up and there's a variety of things that can cause it, ranging from eating indigestible fats to liver damage and pancreatic cancer.

**Chopin** · 2012-05-11

Feeling sick-consult internet-CANCER!

**Don Peyote** · 2012-05-11

Doubt it's the big C but it might be worth letting a professional have a rummage around if it doesn't subside within a few days. Try to think of anything really fatty you ate lately (since you're an EVE player, that's probably everything), it'll probably be something you ate.

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-05-11

I don't doubt that I've sustained some liver damage in the last five years - I've been a pretty heavy drinker and my diet hasn't been phenomenal.

Though I did eat a whole bag of cashews the other day and I'm not 100% sure if that's all digestible fats.

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-11

Eat two bags of cashews today, see what happens

**jimmychrist** · 2012-05-12

Cashews could probably do that yeah they're nothing but fat.

I concur with Doctor D. Peyote - if it doesn't stop get it checked out. Don't bring stool samples unasked though that's creepy.

**Some Lemming** · 2012-05-12

Switch from shitty soybean/corn based oils to straight up butter/tallow/lard. If it seems a weird place to get fat from, don't eat it. How do you get fat from corn?

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-05-12

I only bring stool samples to Kugutsumen: The Internet Forum For Spaceship Shenanigans.

**Brooks Puuntai** · 2012-05-12

Probably just ate something your body is not use to digesting properly. I wouldn't get to paranoid yet, unless it continues for like a week.

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-12

We need pics to make a proper diagnosis

**Fartman** · 2012-05-12

just kill yourself and get it over with already

**Mr Coloredshirt** · 2012-05-12

I'm a medical doctor and this is inoperable AIDS cancer.

Sorry.

**Mira Z** · 2012-05-12

Originally Posted by Mr Coloredshirt

I'm a medical doctor and this is inoperable AIDS cancer.

Sorry.

Is that communicable via posting?

**xutech** · 2012-05-12

Originally Posted by Grogoth

We need pics to make a proper diagnosis

**Agathor** · 2012-05-12

The best thing about you thinking you got cancer is. Go see a fucking doctor now you idiot, getting to it a few months before it turns real nasty is p. important.

Steve Jobs postponed his cancer surgery for 6 months and tried the hippy thing. Turning a routine 99% survival rate condition into a incredibly stupid situation.

**Grogoth** · 2012-05-12

That said, I am pretty sure that how steve jobs handled his cancer has worked out for the best.

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-05-12

Originally Posted by Grogoth

That said, I am pretty sure that how steve jobs handled his cancer has worked out for the best.

This.

Also, I'm no longer shitting oil, which probably means I'm healthy and cashews are to blame. I've been super-busy with work and living on snack food is not recommended if you're into dropping manga-quality deuces. You know, the kind that curl up into a perfect little pile?

**Mr Coloredshirt** · 2012-05-12

Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller

dropping manga-quality deuces. You know, the kind that curl up into a perfect little pile?

mlyp

**Blawrf** · 2012-05-12

Happened to me, too, only thing was that I was on tablets that made it happen. Are you on orlistat?

edit: oh cashews were to blame heh

**xutech** · 2012-05-12

I love cashews too but they mess with my stomach.

**Viribus** · 2012-05-13

If you're too poor to afford chemo just tear some bark off a yew tree and chew on that until your hair starts falling out

PS Steatorrhea can be caused by pretty much any GI tract disease out there, see a doctor retard.

**Don Peyote** · 2012-05-14

Literally shitposting itt

**Bill Schwartzski** · 2012-05-31

this used to happen to people who ate like whole bags of olestra chips

i tried it once. saw the oil in the toilet and was like no thanks bye olestra chips

does NOT happen when I gorge on a bag of pine nuts (fattier than cashews)

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