If I were you, an authistic 13 year old spymaster, I would try to kill goonfleet.com somehow. Solo would literally kill you but that shouldn't scare you of.
I feel bad because the Assyrian Empire was pretty woeful until it eventually sank into irrelevance. Which is what I'm thinking this escapade is going to do.
I get it now. Mr. Teenage Vlade Randall will collapse the CFC trough tautologies!
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"Every rifter counts friend" - VR
I have a great deal of assets still locked up in Test and Goon stations. How much time do I have to get my things out of harms way? When should I start? After the CFC falls, will you still let me get my stuff if I don't have time to evac it all?
[CENTER][SIZE=3][FONT=arial black][B]James Gibson | Former President of Assyrian Coalition[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/CENTER]
You may have scared off James Gibson with your phone calls to his grandmother (just the type of pathetic cyber bullying of children I expect from the GoonyWooners), I am his reincarnation. I will keep the torch that is Assyria burning! I will keep the flame of rebellion burning! You think you have stopped the Assyrian Empire, you think you have escaped your eventual fall?
yes
Maybe.
Also welcome back. This is the dance of my people: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVmbhYKDKfU
Wow
< ---- this is me right now
This was boring when it supposedly wasn't boring. Reviving it is just bad form. For shame.
More like james nigson tbh
Why won't you guys just go live your lives already, please just walk away from this.
I thought it was settled law and that James needed to go on a more aggressive medication schedule and try not to fuck up his life permanently through internet spaceship forums? You're really coming back here? Really?
Prencleeve calling his group Assyrian Coalition was a masterstroke, as the Assyrian Empire's eventual downfall due to infighting draws a prefect analogue with his rampant [s]schizophrenia[/s]DID that will no doubt eventually tear his life apart and cause him to collapse. How many identities is that now, three? Got some way to go to beat this (sorry for Daily Mail link jesus I feel dirty)
EDIT : amended so that Dysphonia won't get his rag on at me any more![]()
I shouldn't of posted here, sorry.
goonywoonerpetn00b checking in sir!
There's nothing worse than having a good idea for a post not being good enough to pull it off :negative:
What's an Assyria?
It's what Syria is trying to do now but is being an ass about it...
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Welcome back, Ass Lord.
what were all the removed videos?
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers
the siren call of eve to those with assburgers
I'd post my 100 steps of EVE posting again from the delve thread, but I think that'd be bad form. This thread however is following it so fucking in step it isn't funny. Why was this necroed from the dead again?
Outpost Update guy, DTHI lifer, (retired) alliance leadership guy <--- read also whipping boy, and Bitter VET asshole who can't give up EVE.
Twitter - Banlish , more media shit coming as I get the cash together for outpost update type things.
I'd love to write one, however, and it's a BIG however. Mine would likely be long, lack pictures (I really and I mean fucking REALLY have to learn how to use photoshop one of these days), link into Dotlan (somehow, don't ask, I think I give him 2% of his views daily.... personally.), and require a sandwich to get through.
I don't mind doing so, but I think there is a pretty awesome guide here that many people need to read and take to heart, because I sure as hell did![]()
http://www.kugutsumen.com/showthread...ide-to-Posting
Much of it has this awesome element of 'common sense', however everyone here that's worked in retail knows, 'common sense is not so common.' The same applies to making a good post, and lurking for a good long time, not using tired meme's in my posting and making sure I knew what I was doing before making these 'zomg what the FUCK LENGTH IS THIS AGAIN' wall's of txt I do have to admit to giving some cred to Hratli. I got the long posting elsewhere, but the tried and true concepts were put into simple form in that nice guide.
Hope a few read it, thanks for your nice lead in so I could post it and as for the Necromancer of this thread just remember. It might feel good right now, but there are better ways to make yourself known, and after the swarm of people that read this board see this thread back from the dead tomorrow I don't think you'll enjoy this choice.
Outpost Update guy, DTHI lifer, (retired) alliance leadership guy <--- read also whipping boy, and Bitter VET asshole who can't give up EVE.
Twitter - Banlish , more media shit coming as I get the cash together for outpost update type things.
Late to the rest of this thread.
When I was 13 I was literally raping my 300 baud modem with my bare hands every night.
Masturbated so frequently I tore the skin on my penis.
With that said, it is fully healed (for now).
It's funny how you all fell for one bored troll. It's not ~the real James Gibson. You can all stop wanking now and save your pedo-phantasies for another day.
The facts have a strong anti-A- bias.
m8 m8 been way too long thnx for linking + rep may i suggest http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQsu7MZP6jQ
brb whistle possy blow blow
Losing your objectivity almost always means losing the game. - David Bronstein
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