This man speaks the truth! Hear Him Ye Deaf! Hear Him Ye Dumb!Originally Posted by Pilious
This man speaks the truth! Hear Him Ye Deaf! Hear Him Ye Dumb!
Oh dear what have I done now I appologize to everyone here for this!This man speaks the truth! Hear Him Ye Deaf! Hear Him Ye Dumb!
Nothing more adequately demonstrates the depths to which you have sunk.
Welp, Tornadoes got bombed after both our primary and secondary fcs (Vily and Laz) d/c
There's nothing worse than having a good idea for a post not being good enough to pull it off :negative:
Soho's bombers just owned so hard.
blapping your unscannable Tornados everyday. Great Fight guys.
Also badhacs were moderately effective.
Alright so we got into system first UMI-KK with about 200 man ahac fleet Goons brought around 350 man mix fleet of drakes and Tornados.
We sit in the pos thinking well what do we do not those tornados might be a problem while Soho does bombing run #1. Maybe 1 or 2 Drakes pop but it looked like pretty much a miss. I believe all bombers get out.
We are still outnumbered by about 150 duders and continue to wait for an opportunity to egage the hostiles. Bomber run #2 comes in and 20-30 drakes blow up, a great deal of there drakes were in very low shields or even in armor.
We the ahac fleet moves out and begin shooting the jammer which was incapped. CFC drake fleet warps to us at around 30, which is actually a great range for our new drake fighting set up.
Firewall sets up and the engagement starts. Brawl last for maybe 45 mins. CFC bombers hit us with void bombs with cause our fleet to start to stagger out, Soho comes in with bomber run #3 landing what appeared to be another direct hit this time on the tornados that warped in to the fight about 100kms off. Once that bomber run clears all tornados from the field CFC forces withdrawl lossing a few trying to disengage.
Great fight I will edit this post in the morning with a BRdoc unless someone else wants to do it once the killboards are done syncing up. Good Fight CFC!
please familiarize yourself with your return key.
I told you they weren't a bad idea. Man that typhoon fleet is gonna haunt me forever.
And rightfully so. You're lucky the FW fits never got out into the public domain. Well, as long as you continue to crank out the occasional success, the failures will be relegated to mere jeering material.
You didn't see how anemic that dps was lmao. I'm still calling them badhacs, the bombers won us that fight.
You are the single definitive reason for legal abortion.
Obviously from your lack of proper word formation you were too ugly and retarded to be in class with the other children, and spent your early years tied out front to the flag pole. Your mother wept the year the local newspaper mistakenly awarded your school the "Ugliest Mascot in History" award.
Your father left your family when you were 3. You are the reason why.
You're lucky, you'll never get AIDS. Not even that fucking virus wants to be around you.
Happy now?
http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=12171 (still syncing - but legitimate rape there lol)
CFC damage control attempt.....
effectiveness: 0
XD
(1:02:23 PM) directorbot@goonfleet.com/directorbot: Gentlegoons, the foe has loudly 'guaranteed a fight', so they say. We need YOU - ideally in a Scimitar, but a new Utility Drake works too, in the Op 1 Drakefleet. There's going to be a US TZ brawl with our new doctrines and fits - let's see if we can capitalize on last night's US TZ win in the ~path to US TZ redemption~.
*** This was a broadcast from the_mittani to all-all, replies are not monitored ***
USTZ REDEMPTION
U SUNK MY BATTLESHIP
The path to redemption runs uphill, and we are very fat.
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14425524
I see why you call these badhacs
That was a fun part of the fight, our own tower spent the entire time only shooting us.
Best part of that fight: the abrupt silence in local after the bombing runs. Please keep running your mouths mr. awesome cfc pilots, it makes each win so much sweeter.
P.S. I know you might be having a hard time trying to finding something to talk shit about, but i'm confident in your ability to make something up.
What hast thou awoken in the darkness of Khazad-dum...
It's certainly the case that Russians everywhere are involved in a long and protracted struggle against their arch enemies, other Russians.
I got you bro.
Despite rolling the forces of badposters arrayed against us and accomplishing every strategic objective in the EU TZ. The Valiant Crimson Watercraft took out his merry band of brave Drakes this evening with the only objective being: a good fight. Whilst the enemy hid in a pos, we searched for things to shoot that might goad them into an engagement.
After taking down the cyno jammer, the elite pvp forces of dotbroco emerged. The mighty Crimson Watercraft chose to engage on a hostile Deathstar rather than blueball his own fleet. 1 bombing run was made with little effect, 2nd run was a little better, 3rd run p much wiped out the Tornados who were suffering from DC's according to reports. We rode into the sunset with our objective accomplished, with no fucks given towards k/d.
Dotbroco continues steadfastly forward in their campaign of propaganda and shitposting with their only real effectiveness being: bombers. Well-reknowned for their campaign winning abilities. Most of which being southern bombers who came north to whore some mails. Until we do battle again gentlemen.
I don't care about what Solar do. They can attack us and we get even more blobbed, ok. They fight with us, they help our numbers in AU/EU timezone, sweet. Whatever they choose to do, I'm sure it'll be the move they think will benefit them the most. Solar are good dudes, they have given us some of the best fights in the past 6 months and seem to do very well such as the fight we had a couple of days ago.
I am not in anything as I actually don't play this terrible game. But that was not even close to the point. The point was that YOU were in the old NC whiteknitting for it and now that you have a new master you do the same for them. It's your peculiar hardon that is worrying, mine is generally focused to my girfriend's ass which is quite common.
~~~~GIMMIE +REP+ GIMMIE~~~~
So who's winning? Leik for real?
Triple A they've done the most damage in relation to damage taken in the north!
Pilious in 2011:
Really you are trying way to hard to sound pathetic. Quit Razor if your actually a Razor pilot and spin your ship in empire if you hate your coaltion so much damn.
On the side note WTF I was green a day ago and say Viper is a bad poster and now I am red, damn guys that was hardly a troll. Did you ever see his posting back when IT was taking Fountain?
You know MM has better Super Cap FCs
Just saying!
Tri, PL NCdot what ever the elite PvPers call themselves they all get served eventually with the same blob of doom. I will admit when you let supertwinky in I predicted doom for PL but so far you actually take losses to the NC better then any other "elite" PvP alliance ever has. Most alliance welp 6 titans pack there shit and go home (see AAA and Atlas and that was not even 6 titans) but you guys just keep hanging in there....I do respect that. Makes you more annoying then any other opponent I have ever fought other then maybe Evoke who would just keep coming back even when they lost. So you 2 might be tied.
All you accomplished there is making Imperian angry he may now begin to log in and lead fleets again, and as we all know Imperian is a monster of Fleet Commanding ability. That may have sealed the deal and doomed all of the DRF for all time.
Though I will be posting over to the RAWR forums LOL you nooblet.
Oh happy days, I look forward to the Gonnie posts about "damn wish we had helped the NC while they fought for months and all we did was laugh and wait for them to die"
This could not happen to a better bunch of guys imo, I feel bad for my friends left in MH, since they are the only alliance left in the north now that actually had to take there space after Max 1, good luck PL, Raiden, NC, Evoke and the rest. Time to see if all the shit posters on the Delve thread are right, when they stated Goons and Test group of pilots would not only last longer then the NC did (about 5 months of fighting before giving up) but defeat this group of space bullies.
I am going to predict this is over in less then 60 days tbh, TEST and company may not be as much help as Goons might expect!
Pilious in 2012:
More angry posting from a seriously space mad bro. Hey if you can't fight the blob bomb them......you guys try to use bombers on ahac which is hilarious.To bad there is only one group fielding those 1000+ man fleets but hey what ever floats your 10% tidi boat.The old NC was rotten to the core you say looking at the sov map in the North it appears many of those alliances are in the CFC me looks at lol Razor specifically. I bet Nulli would love all of Tenel when this is all done.
On the off chance the above quotations did not make it clear enough your worthless, inconsistent posting is utter arse gravy and should be entirely discounted by those not familiar with your own personal brand of bullshit.
thats some painful shit right there
Far out Seymore! That was one DAMNED Good post.
You can tell he's in AIF can't ya?
He is?!
Pilious. Any shred of credibility you may have had, has just been raped. Please, dont ever stop posting. We need retards like you for hilarity.
And I only had to post once
~~~~GIMMIE +REP+ GIMMIE~~~~
Seymore let me see where you posing against your own side in a fight.......oh you haven't. You and Wutsi were busy posting how you would protect delve to the last in less 2 weeks your alliance packed your shit up and surrendered all your space to RAWR and Brick Squad.
I know I told you when we were fighting your were a bunch of scrubs and would lose your space, guess what nothing much has changed. Your still a bunch of scrubs which is left on your own would actually have no space. I do not see how posting a Battle report is all propaganda?
Sorry for what we did to your fleet last night though, maybe you can go back and theory craft a better counter to ahacs.
I'm sure f we dig it up we can find some horrible poetry of this one as well.
~~~~GIMMIE +REP+ GIMMIE~~~~
I have to admit it.
This is the best gimmick/trolling account I have ever seen.
Please continue harping on about a region we held for 3 months more then a year ago, I can assure you that watching your terrible Alliance proceed to lose it even faster then we did and promptly disband was a low point of my Internet spaceship career. And that watching your equally terrible corporation then proceed to pull a back flip of magnificent proportions and join the very Alliance that kicked you out of your space originally, only to fail to make the grade and end up in IRC hurts me deep inside.
See folks, this territorial aggression that you see here is what happens when you don't spay and neuter your pets.
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This reads like you're kicking and screaming on the ground as Seymore just pimps away having 360noscoped your posting.
Nothing short of a clever one-liner could've saved you, and instead you posted three terrible paragraphs complete with ellipses, incorrect usage of 'your' and obvious bitterness.
But you can definitely tell he's in TNERA!
[Arrador] possesses a considerable understanding of ship configurations, strengths and weakness. He gives clear and purposeful instructions, is good at taking advantage of the fleet-composition he's dealt, and never loses sight of the main goal: fun. This, paired with an excellent tolerance for strong drink gives him an almost Churchillian capability to win, despite being completely pissed on booze most of the fleet operation.
No need to dunk on his grammar as wusti's chaps have already shit on his chest in some form of down under german fantasy.
Time to quit while they have not produced a YouTube of how they shit on your face.
Im not sure my irony detector can take any more of this. You're in IRC, stfu calling others scrubs.
This still favours the side with more warm bodies, though. Unless you design it so that you need to control all of them, in which case we are back to the defender putting everything on one objective. I know your argument is that the larger coalition with the ability to make friends should win sov fights anyway, but they do that under the current system too and multiple objectives doesn't really change anything.
I don't have any answers that would allow smaller entities to be able to contest sov in the current state of EVE. Supers give a decent edge on paper but everyone can field so many that it doesn't matter. Activity based metrics could work if you design it so that one guy and his 15 mining/ratting bots can't flip systems overnight, but that takes away the fighting bit and we don't want that.
once an MM retard, always an MM retard
TGR doesn't want to get rid of a system that favours warm bodies. What he wants to get rid of is this:
1.) Baby sit SBUs: blueballs
2.) RF Shield: Blueballs
3.) RF armor: blue balls
4.) Repeat steps 2 and 3 for either inhibs, stations and TCUs and inevitable blue balls
5.) Final Timer. Defenders loads all hands on dick.
Where I disagree with him, is that you'll never get rid of human nature to dogpile everything into one system (past sov battles pre and post dominion are examples of this). But I do agree with him, that it would be nice to have a sov system that doesn't explicitly and damn near blatantly encourage this.
[Arrador] possesses a considerable understanding of ship configurations, strengths and weakness. He gives clear and purposeful instructions, is good at taking advantage of the fleet-composition he's dealt, and never loses sight of the main goal: fun. This, paired with an excellent tolerance for strong drink gives him an almost Churchillian capability to win, despite being completely pissed on booze most of the fleet operation.
Swing and a miss I know looking up where I am in game might be tough for you. On a side note:
http://themittani.com/news/ncdot-ceo-tribwar-update
That took longer then I expected to be leaked.
You are a fucking idiot. I hope you don't reproduce.
Hey that's actually a pretty even-handed update.
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