Delve: The Good, the Bad and Marivauders Fucking Ugly

[UnknownPoster]

I watched Mean Girls last night, pre coke Lohan and Tina Fay got you guys off the hook. Not a bad teen flick.

Also, I am not clicking on any Dozer links after this weekend.

Pre-coke, red-headed Lohan was a babe.

[Nicky D]

The short bus has arrived.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13761189

cascade imminent has sent a drake to stem the raiden invasion

[Grath]

Also, I am not clicking on any Dozer links after this weekend.

Did the screamer one get you too?

[Agathor]

Did the screamer one get you too?

Got me good the bastard.

[Agathor]

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13761189

cascade imminent has sent a drake to stem the raiden invasion

Man, I dont know which one is more embarrassing. The lone Drake on the kill mail or the contents in the cargo.

[Shadoo]

The whole SoCo has now deployed, KADESHI got their move orders and ROL has arrived as well. To our suprise RAIDEN. has joined the ranks of the SoCo now :-o. I guess we can expect INIT. down here within few days as well.

I guess I now understand why Black Aces and some other older -A- corps are disliking the new NC command at -A-, "God forgives, -A- does not" - unless it's RA, RDN, INIT, ...

Time to call in some support

[Richter Belmont]

"Hey guys we just spent the last year killing RA let's give them this space and then bail them out when the dick becomes too much for them. Also raidendot are now our pets."

[Sister Bliss]

The whole SoCo has now deployed, KADESHI got their move orders and ROL has arrived as well. To our suprise RAIDEN. has joined the ranks of the SoCo now :-o. I guess we can expect INIT. down here within few days as well.

I guess I now understand why Black Aces and some other older -A- corps are disliking the new NC command at -A-, "God forgives, -A- does not" - unless it's RA, RDN, INIT, ...

Time to call in some support

We're not coming until we get paid, true story!

[Checkbox Poll]

We're not coming until we get paid, true story!

1,000,000 Inter-Stellar Kredits to set destination to the nearest empire station and disband your alliance.

[Scotch]

I wonder of whom Le Shadoo is referring...

[Starbuck]

So the South and North will burn Delve, Querious and Period Basis to the ground and when NC.+ Ev0ke and Solar+Pets are done deciding who has the bigger weener the winner of this fight will come into Delve to turn the tide in the stalemate. This will be great

[progodlegend]

I watched Mean Girls last night, pre coke Lohan and Tina Fay got you guys off the hook. Not a bad teen flick.

, told you so.

[Marivauder]

Are you actually a god, a legend and pro?

[UnknownPoster]

We're not coming until we get paid, true story!

Who the hell would pay you? Let's be real.

Edit:

What kind of bullshit has Null/-A- been feeding themselves? This guy sperged for like 20 mins after his fleet just got spanked by TASHA/99

Gahjek > your cheap bb are effective, have to do somthing about that
Gahjek > dont your guys relate to cuba or north korea, small boys hiding behind big forses, ?
Gahjek > TEST is the jole of eve
Gahjek > north korea china, cuba russian
Gahjek > you know PL do RMT, all you doing is paying off his morgage earlier for him,
Gahjek > yea they are, got better since PL trained them up, but your typical north korea, being used
Gahjek > TEST the biggest joke in eve, its like being a member of a gentlemens club, then TEST realise its a gay club, they are just meat sheilds for PL
Gahjek > YEST get used by PL and goons, and they are too spupid to realise it
Gahjek > PL are goons pets at end of day

Edit 2: He's still going

Gahjek > its all about rl money, and the plebs that follow TEST, PL, GOONS, all your doing is giving them real life money
Gahjek > shadoo sits there with his £3000 a month, laughing at you all,
Gahjek > drinking champaign, with his mortgage paid off
Gahjek > its why cfc was formed, to protect their tech moons, its all about RMT

[Checkbox Poll]

It's actually about buying Montolio a new Kia.

[UnknownPoster]

It's actually about buying Montolio a new Kia.

The whole PL being GOONS pets is what killed my insides from laughter. What kind of tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorists are they breeding in those shitheep alliances?

[Le'Blob]

I can conifrm that Shadoo is in fact RMTing Delve, along with all of PL's tech empire. I will upload all pertinent information to EveNesw24 at the soonest convenience.

[Gorga]

The average alliance pubbie is a moron. News at 11.

[Marivauder]

The whole PL being GOONS pets is what killed my insides from laughter. What kind of tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorists are they breeding in those shitheep alliances?

[penifSMASH]

Who the hell would pay you? Let's be real.

Edit:

What kind of bullshit has Null/-A- been feeding themselves? This guy sperged for like 20 mins after his fleet just got spanked by TASHA/99



Edit 2: He's still going

you probably just moved down to Delve because that type of local drivel from Nulli is pretty standard and not new

[Hilmar Keller]

Are you actually a god, a legend and pro?

Well he's certainly all three at what he does.

[Internet Spaceships]

its why cfc was formed, to protect their tech moons, its all about RMT

EVE Online - Where 5000 people will come together to protect the income of a few.

[Scotch]

It's actually about buying Montolio a new Kia.

A Kia? Luxury.

Surely a used Geo would be more appropriate.

[Marivauder]

A Kia? Luxury.

Surely a used Geo would be more appropriate.

I don't think you understand how luxurious the Cee apostrophe d is

[metal4masses]

I thought we were going to get him into a Dodge.....

[Some Market Dude]

The average alliance pubbie is a moron. News at 11.

This is what it comes down to.

The average Eve players is a fucking numpty.

[Koshie Naranek]

OTEC members in a few short years

[WNxWolfy]

The average nulli grunt is about as politically savvy as an intelectually challenged coconut but I'm sure everyone was already aware of this.

[Marivauder]

The average nulli grunt is about as politically savvy as an intelectually challenged coconut but I'm sure everyone was already aware of this.

My brother used to have a fear of coconuts

[Banlish]

Things are starting to get interesting, hopefully we can get some fucking awesome brawls and cap battles over the next week(s).

[Some Market Dude]

The average nulli grunt is about as politically savvy as an intelectually challenged coconut but I'm sure everyone was already aware of this.

I wouldn't single out nulli though, that's the point. That's standard fare for the whole game, with few institutional exceptions.

My brother used to have a fear of coconuts

hahahaha
gtfo

[Seymore Graves]

The average alliance pubbie is a moron. News at 11.

There is a distinct difference between your average uninformed line member and the terrible sperging imbeciles you seem to breed.

[Red]

My brother used to have a fear of coconuts

In south auckland a healthy fear of coconuts is a good way to stay alive

[Wusti]

and Bondi

[Nemes]

Pre-coke, red-headed Lohan was a babe.

Pre-coke Lohan was probably about the time she made Parent Trap...maybe.

So this new set of re-deploying deployments...does it spell massive fights ahead, or a blueballtastic boredom fest that precedes some mass member bleeding?

[Rezorek]

Are you actually a god, a legend and pro?

Why isn't it looking at us!

[Rezorek]

And Kia is a damn good brand.

[Richter Belmont]

It has begun.

[Shadoo]

Dick erect. Flag on pole.

[Rezorek]

Disregard Kia, our eyes are set on slopes.

[Maulth]

I see Nulli sponsors emergent gameplay too.
Nulli - badposting yourself from existence since before it was cool.

[Naofa]

Shit just got real.

[Jean Leaner]

Anyone mind enlightening me as to what made shit get real just now?

[Doink9731]

https://forum.pleaseignore.com/topic...10#entry169410

Friends, today we have seen SOCO fleets balloon up to 700+ badposters in a single system. The blobber has become the blobee. The amount of smug generated from this accomplishment cannot be allowed to stand. Raiden will soon join SOCO as an ally, bringing INIT and the other usual tag-alongs. The stakes have been raised, the die cast, and the eyes of EVE are on this war.

For the past month we attempted to satisfy the cries of 'blobbers!' from our enemies . We kept the amount of alliances involved to a minimum to grant these e-honour badposters a reprieve from being blobbed. They responded with the very tactic they despise and called in everyone that would pick up the phone. Hypocrisy, thy name is Nulli.


Nulli had drawn a line in the sand and proclaimed not one inch. We will give them more then the tip. The fires have been lit, the banners raised, the horns blown, the dicks properly polished. Though Goons may be strangers to honoure they know the value of numbers, of friendship, and of helicopter-dicking whiny faggots who decry blobbers even as they blob. We fight not just to purge New Eden of badposting ehonoure hypocritical faggots, but to free downtrodden renters from their uncaring overlords who grow fat from their toils. The Clusterfuck Coalition has been formally invited to Delve on their finest battlesteeds to fight in the name of all that is pure and good. Make sure you have ships with the correct fittings in 1DH, that your clone is up to date, and that your wallet is fat and ready for battle.


Allies that answer our call to battle will be remembered.


The alliances we face know they are on the brink of failcascade and that they fight for their very survival. Raiden is calling this action a 'new bloc'. If we stumble before we clear this final hurdle this new bloc will be firmly established and they will turn their eyes to Fountain. If we win, alliances will die at our hands and the slope god will have the dying graphs laid before his throne.


State of the alliance will be scheduled soon.

[Far]

Anyone mind enlightening me as to what made shit get real just now?

I see your Raiden and raise you a CFC.

[Richter Belmont]

BROTHERS IN ALLAH: MOHAMMED'S GLORIOUS PROPHET montolio HAS PLACED A FATWA ON the southern coalition. GOD WILLING, WE WILL DIE IN GLORIOUS JIHAD. ALLAHU AKBAR.

[Rezorek]

??????? Nulli

[Ron Mexxico]

this war is about to get so fetch

[Some Market Dude]

Boner.

So much for "nullsec is dying".

All it takes is some bad posting and we have galaxy-spanning wars again. Eve: God help me, but I do love it so.

[Sandwich]

There is a distinct difference between your average uninformed line member and the terrible sperging imbeciles you seem to breed.

Can a Test pet actually say that with a straight face?