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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorren Canada View Post
    Honeybadgers should go purge Tenal for test and we'll give fountain back to PL so things can go back to the way they used to be
    don't have the balls
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Mexxico View Post
    don't have the balls
    God damn Ron, cut us some slack bro, one region at a time. Its the annual Delve bonfire time (literally ever year around this time there is a war in Delve). Plus who the fuck wants to live in Tenal.

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    I don't know jack about Tenal except it has tech
    There's nothing worse than having a good idea for a post not being good enough to pull it off :negative:

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    Tenal, where alliances go to die.

    Tribute and/or Vale would be much better choices.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grath View Post
    God damn Ron, cut us some slack bro, one region at a time. Its the annual Delve bonfire time (literally ever year around this time there is a war in Delve). Plus who the fuck wants to live in Tenal.
    except last time you were killing drakes



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    in other news, i saw prometheus last night, movie space ships instead of internet space ships for once. was good but not as good as alien.

    but, Charlize Therons ass in that spandex space suit.

    edit: fuck, didnt post a photo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Konev View Post
    in other news, i saw prometheus last night, movie space ships instead of internet space ships for once. was good but not as good as alien.

    but, Charlize Therons ass in that spandex space suit.
    Some movies do her good, some do her terrible.

    Aeon Flux was one of the nice ones.
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    I'd let her poop on my face.

    I wouldn't buy dinner first or anything like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Some Market Dude View Post
    I'd let her poop on my face.

    I wouldn't buy dinner first or anything like that.
    I dunno, that way you'd at least know what was *in* the poop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raketefrau View Post
    I dunno, that way you'd at least know what was *in* the poop.
    Some of us like surprises.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grath View Post
    He was actually removed yesterday (no troll)
    who was it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Coloredshirt View Post
    who was it?
    I'm open to letting him answer that first if he wants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grath View Post
    I'm open to letting him answer that first if he wants.
    With posting that bad its just got to be jogyn :3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razzor View Post
    With posting that bad its just got to be jogyn :3
    Been reading for quite a while, figured I would waste my first post on acknowledging this as a funny post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Konev View Post
    in other news, i saw prometheus last night, movie space ships instead of internet space ships for once. was good but not as good as alien.

    but, Charlize Therons ass in that spandex space suit.

    edit: fuck, didnt post a photo.

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    The suit she wore on the ship was even better. Her ass looked liked two kittens wrestling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmychrist View Post
    The suit she wore on the ship was even better. Her ass looked liked two kittens wrestling.
    Well it's good to know that nothing's sacred.

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    99%... Stop what you are doing.... ?OR ELSE!

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    I like the 99%

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    Quote Originally Posted by Some Market Dude View Post
    I'd let her poop on my face.

    I wouldn't buy dinner first or anything like that.
    Did you know you if someone is blowing on your asshole, you can't poop?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Centra View Post
    Did you know you if someone is blowing on your asshole, you can't poop?
    is this a clever rouse
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    Quote Originally Posted by anzoxe View Post
    is this a clever rouse
    It is, and I believe it's called a 'Salad Shooter'

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    Quote Originally Posted by daru View Post
    99%... Stop what you are doing.... ?OR ELSE!
    Oh noes!

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    Well, this thread has been pretty boring last 2 days since it seems that Team RED (RA/NULLI/VCRUZ/A) have now conceded the NJU constellation in Delve (http://evemaps.dotlan.net/map/Delve/NJU-QV). Essentially every CTA was canceled by RA and all final outpost timers went uncontested, since NULLI is at the moment not willing to form without Makalu's CTA coming to help swing the field.

    SPN constellation is now contested (http://evemaps.dotlan.net/map/Delve/SPNZ-Z) and Team RED seems to have finally caught themselves once again to defend timers tomorrow. I think this week we will see an escalation in spread of RF timers -- I expect Team RED to defend successfully at the start of the week while again falling sort towards the end.

    SOV wars have now begun at full scale. )))

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadoo View Post
    SOV wars have now begun at full scale. )))
    My body quivered at this statement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorren Canada View Post
    Honeybadgers should go purge Tenal for test and we'll give fountain back to PL so things can go back to the way they used to be
    You mean addicted to moon mineral income and losing the will to log in?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadoo View Post
    Well, this thread has been pretty boring last 2 days since it seems that Team RED (RA/NULLI/VCRUZ/A) have now conceded the NJU constellation in Delve (http://evemaps.dotlan.net/map/Delve/NJU-QV). Essentially every CTA was canceled by RA and all final outpost timers went uncontested, since NULLI is at the moment not willing to form without Makalu's CTA coming to help swing the field.

    SPN constellation is now contested (http://evemaps.dotlan.net/map/Delve/SPNZ-Z) and Team RED seems to have finally caught themselves once again to defend timers tomorrow. I think this week we will see an escalation in spread of RF timers -- I expect Team RED to defend successfully at the start of the week while again falling sort towards the end.

    SOV wars have now begun at full scale. )))
    Dude, Germany vs. Portugal and Denmark vs. Netherlands was today. How could you be FC'ing northern fleets and southern fleets while that shit is going on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by progodlegend View Post
    Dude, Germany vs. Portugal and Denmark vs. Netherlands was today. How could you be FC'ing northern fleets and southern fleets while that shit is going on.
    because Shadoo is finish and they aren't that into "soccer" ?
    But yeah, Denmark fucking smacked Netherlands on the nose with that goal and now kinda has a chance in that group.

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    Quote Originally Posted by progodlegend View Post
    Dude, Germany vs. Portugal and Denmark vs. Netherlands was today. How could you be FC'ing northern fleets and southern fleets while that shit is going on.
    Voilŕ! A true connoisseur!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dental Floss View Post
    You mean addicted to moon mineral income and losing the will to log in?
    I would think PL is having a similar case of Deja vu currently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by progodlegend View Post
    Dude, Germany vs. Portugal and Denmark vs. Netherlands was today. How could you be FC'ing northern fleets and southern fleets while that shit is going on.
    To be fair, DE vs PT was really fucking boring. Literally fell asleep during the second half.

    Spain vs. Italy tomorrow, that has potential. Then on Monday I get to see England get dunked on and for the media to start a witch hunt.

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    no one cares about europe or soccer, faglords

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dysphonia View Post
    To be fair, DE vs PT was really fucking boring. Literally fell asleep during the second half.

    Spain vs. Italy tomorrow, that has potential. Then on Monday I get to see England get dunked on and for the media to start a witch hunt.
    As an American, I find great entertainment during the world cup and euro's by simply going to 2 or 3 prominent English newspapers during the competitions and reading the "god damnit we suck" articles.

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    There are only 2 balls I'm interested in seeing kicked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadoo View Post
    There are only 2 balls I'm interested in seeing kicked.
    Shadoo, they've barely recovered from when were in Iceland. I don't know if I can take your sweet punishment once more without permanent damage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadoo View Post
    There are only 2 balls I'm interested in seeing kicked.
    Too bad progod and his merry band of fucking idiots are all eunuchs.

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    Richter that might be your best post ever.

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    How's that carrier doing? Oh wai-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dhorik View Post
    How's that carrier doing? Oh wai-
    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13587539

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    Still not as bad as dying to Gila fleet.

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    shaddypoos can drake right into my heart anyday

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    The metagaming going on right now makes me moist.

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    Poor poor progod.
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    How far are you guys willing to run to avoid fighting?
    There's nothing worse than having a good idea for a post not being good enough to pull it off :negative:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorren Canada View Post
    How far are you guys willing to run to avoid fighting?
    Surely that is a rhetorical question, considering they've already gone too far on more than one occasion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dhorik View Post
    Still not as bad as dying to Gila fleet.
    Gilas own with the new DDAs, nerd.
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    why wouldn't you drop what you had on us, and bridge in reinforcements and escalate with the dreads and carriers. why did you have to splooge it all at once on a gate we hadn't even jumped through.

    slow playing would have been

    A) a great fight
    B) losses on both sides but...
    C) inevitably us having to pull out and possibly losing some expensive tengus

    we were in system for like 20 min repping with scimitars
    “Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom”

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    Richter vs a nulli guy in local does a good as a battlereport per nulli standards:

    Richter Enderas > nulli are good at shitposting and running away
    Richter Enderas > neither are redeeming qualities
    Richter Enderas > therefore they must be purged
    Foppa > u got to show up to purge us...in time
    Foppa > dont overheat your jabber next time
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DACHSHUNDS OF WAR!!!!!!

    So this is how this evening has gone so far.... form-up waffle/TEST bombers.... getting about probably 30 ish Bombers, but of course not having any fucking idea what bombs and shit they actually have.... supposedly having 4 void bombers, but the squad always filling. Christ its enough to make your head implode sometimes. That said, it was probably a waffle who was the most annoying part.... and you know who you are.

    Anyhow we bridge into AJI, and like clockwork on bridging, BOMB, and boom bam bing, FC dead. Off to a great start.... anyhow we make an unsuccesful bombing run, and then start following the nulli fleet around via gates, after this bizarre game of cat and mouse... in which it seemed more like the mouse was chasing the cat around. Nulli cries uncle and skedaddles off on a titan bridge. We start heading home and bam, run into a couple of Red Overlord idiots camping a gate.... now if you think Nulli is bad at Blueballing... red overlord has turned it into an art.

    Instead of using a handful of cyna's and sabres to just fucking destroy a bomber fleet.... the cruisers run for pounces while the Interdictors just bubble the gate... and cloak.

    Seriously guys, get a fucking backbone in your body, you wouldn't engage a heron so I guess you proved more cowardly then the waffle RvB recruits in a BS, so your level's of pvp competence can be called into question. Anyhow we bomb a random Navy slicer of theres... drop it structure and then call it a night.

    BLUE BALLS ALL ROUND DELVE!

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