Delvolution

**Agathor** · 2012-07-04

Living behind the Tech curtain and separated from those you love is no good

" Mittani tear down this wall!"

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-07-04

Funny, at first I thought that song was about Nikita Khrushchev.

**Endie** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Agathor

I am sorry Endie, seems my people cherry picked all the hot babes 1000 years ago. Leaving you guys with some really horrendous beast lords.

Is mah vouch to bat from our Kugu meet up still good? If you come to the next fanfest, I promise I hook you up with some of your girls we raped and pillaged and brought to our God forsaken Island

The vouch is, indeed, still valid. Do this, and our domination of kugu will near completion.

**KariJ** · 2012-07-04

Whats this? A Nulli alliance update?

http://pastebin.com/4P28yFpR

"Mistakes have been made"

**Marivauder** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Endie

The vouch is, indeed, still valid. Do this, and our domination of kugu will near completion.

we just need to get xutech as well and we will dominate

**Kebb** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by KariJ

Whats this? A Nulli alliance update?

http://pastebin.com/4P28yFpR

"Mistakes have been made"

Attachment 3075
"Anyway as I said earlier, despite all the kugu propaganda and the large enemy fleets in 319, things are not going as badly as they seem."

**Richter Belmont** · 2012-07-04

tl;dr of the S2N alliance update

"It's not going as bad as it seems, guys. Our alliance is losing literally all of its space and we haven't bothered to fight for any of it. We're outnumbered, outgunned and outmatched. And to top it off our coalition is made up of paint thinner-huffing shitstains and led by impotent cowards living in fantasy worlds. BUT WE HAVE A BUNCH OF KILLS LOOK AT THESE KB STATS FUCKING OWNED ALL THOSE DRAKES :toot: MOVING THE GOALPOSTS BACK NULLI SECUNDA 2012 ALLIANCE OF THE YEAR WOOOO TIME FOR ASSAULT FRIG ~WULFPAX~"

**Max B** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by KariJ

Whats this? A Nulli alliance update?

http://pastebin.com/4P28yFpR

"Mistakes have been made"

Right now, we are on pace to have around 15,000 kills for this month. I’d like to set that as a goal for the alliance this month

i'm sure DBRB will help you with that

**bobbechk** · 2012-07-04

**Shadoo** · 2012-07-04

Following Perseus Kallistros strategy was never going to turn out well progod

.

You can't blueball a coalition that invented blueballs and is just running around in 100 supers incapping structures @ 10min per system while support chills out or roams/brawls on 319 undock v0v.

**Centra** · 2012-07-04

This speech is pretty good for the SoCo, with one minor change:

Do exactly the opposite.

So long o/

**JimFromIT** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Sen

Only if "the swede" comes out of retirement and leads it.

I WILL REPEAT MY PROPHECY - WHEN BOTH SIDES OF THE FORCE ARE IN BALANCE WILL THE INEFFABLE ARISE AND BRING INTO HIS ARMS ALL THE FALLEN APOSTLES - THERE SHALL BE MUCH GNASHING OF TEETH AS HE BREAKS ALL TIES THAT BIND AND FORGES ANEW AN EMPIRE THAT WILL LAST TEN THOUSAND WEEKS.....

**Berdennol** · 2012-07-04

I guess you might read into it differently, but in all honesty that's a pretty level-headed alliance update.

No propaganda, realistic, with mea culpa and giving people shit to do while other machinations play behind the scenes.

**Richter Belmont** · 2012-07-04

Bill Pullman :swoon:

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-07-04

The insistence to 'ignore Kugu' is smart, though it's not clear whether the damage is done by aggressive PL/CFC posters or by mentally deficit SoCo posters. I must press the author of this war update for clarification.

**Soft Insanity** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Rezorek

It seems they don't fight at all. They just grab sov every few months there and then do nothing

When I was in Omega Vector years ago when they were in Syndicate (still can be as far as I know) that was pretty much SOP for them. As a newbie it seemed like madness to be just told to wander Syndicate alone and see what happens but v0v. Good guys but I wouldn't be surprised if they don't form up much.

Edit - I even went down there a few times when Gents was in Delve to see them and say hi. I don't think I saw anyone there so I'm not really sure what that space is for.

**Velonad** · 2012-07-04

Fuck you all for not commenting on bobbechk's amazing gif.

Will suck dick for more gifs.

**Rezorek** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Centra

This speech is pretty good for the SoCo, with one minor change:

Do exactly the opposite.

So long o/

Now that's what i'd call a close encounter

**Diotima Saraki** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by KariJ

Whats this? A Nulli alliance update?

http://pastebin.com/4P28yFpR

"Mistakes have been made"

The "But, it’s not all bad..." paragraph should have been rewritten imo (sounds whiny and "you need to get over the whole coalition shit" just asks to be taken out of context) but other than that I really like it.

"Let's kill at least 15,000 dudes this month" may not be the most creative idea ever but it is an ambitious goal that can be worked on even while losing the sov war and it sets a perspective for the alliance that transcends the next weekend.

**Don Peyote** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller

The insistence to 'ignore Kugu' is smart, though it's not clear whether the damage is done by aggressive PL/CFC posters or by mentally deficit SoCo posters. I must press the author of this war update for clarification.

With any luck, Nulli members will take it as "Don't post on Kugu"

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

With any luck, Nulli members will take it as "Don't post on Kugu"

We all know that's like asking an obese seven year old not to eat the cake.

**Marivauder** · 2012-07-04

if an obese seven year old wants cake, give him the cake

**StevieTopSiders** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller

We all know that's like asking an obese seven year old not to eat the cake.

**Agathor** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Richter Belmont

tl;dr of the S2N alliance update

"It's not going as bad as it seems, guys. Our alliance is losing literally all of its space and we haven't bothered to fight for any of it. We're outnumbered, outgunned and outmatched. And to top it off our coalition is made up of paint thinner-huffing shitstains and led by impotent cowards living in fantasy worlds. BUT WE HAVE A BUNCH OF KILLS LOOK AT THESE KB STATS FUCKING OWNED ALL THOSE DRAKES :toot: MOVING THE GOALPOSTS BACK NULLI SECUNDA 2012 ALLIANCE OF THE YEAR WOOOO TIME FOR ASSAULT FRIG ~WULFPAX~"

I always liked Richters posting, to bad Securitas pm every Nulli member and told them to neg him. I did at first, but then I said fuck Sec.

**Agathor** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Endie

The vouch is, indeed, still valid. Do this, and our domination of kugu will near completion.

Will do old friend, gonna tie some loose ends first.

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-07-04

Yeah, AF fleets aren't going to save anything. They work against theorycrafted alpha fleets (canes/maels/baddons/T3s) but terribly against even the most humble scrublord comps (Drakes in particular).

**Don Peyote** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Agathor

Will do old friend, gonna tie some loose ends first.

BAT claims another soul. When will it end?

Can I have a vouch? I'm not subbed still but it'd be nice...

Originally Posted by Agathor

I always liked Richters posting, to bad Securitas pm every Nulli member and told them to neg him. I did at first, but then I said fuck Sec.

Really? I thought his posting was pretty fucking lousy until he found his groove and stopped posting like other people. Now he's a gem to read

**Marivauder** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

BAT claims another soul. When will it end?

Really? I thought his posting was pretty fucking lousy until he found his groove and stopped posting like other people. Now he's a gem to read

Join us Splodey, we've been needing someone to run the triple posting department

**Bowkers** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Marivauder

if an obese seven year old wants cake, give him the cake

Indeed. Otherwise Child abuse or something..

**SoCo** · 2012-07-04

"Some mistakes has been done" no shit..

You shouldn't poke the big bear with a long stick if your not ready to fight it..

**Atticus** · 2012-07-04

S2N has always been the abused wife of AAA who despite everyone saying you should leave him, he's holding you back, still loves him and thinks he'll change.

**Richter Belmont** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

Really? I thought his posting was pretty fucking lousy until he found his groove and stopped posting like other people. Now he's a gem to read

Mistakes were initially made. But I've cleaned up my posting.

However I cannot say the same for -A- posters.

**Max** · 2012-07-04

I've seen worse alliance updates.

Nulli are pretty much stuck between a rock and a hard place, and at least this alliance update just puts the truth on the table and then lays out a plan to give their members something to do. Losing all their space wrecks alliance income so roaming with cheap 100 man frigate/AF gangs does actually sound pretty fun as long as their FCs are competent enough to avoid getting steamrolled by a 350 sov demolitiom fleet.

I vote we work with nulli here and give them some ~gudfites~. However if -A- tries to get get in on it we hit them with a sledgehammer.

**Endie** · 2012-07-04

Nulli have to go through the fire, but they'll be ok, wherever they land. They are pretty much where they are because of their butter dog posting methodology, though.

**Agathor** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Endie

Nulli have to go through the fire, but they'll be ok, wherever they land. They are pretty much where they are because of their butter dog posting methodology, though.

I know Endie, I go to sleep with every thing dandy. Then I wake up to find Kugu mad as hell by the US time zone crew...

**Centra** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by Atticus

S2N has always been the abused wife of AAA who despite everyone saying you should leave him, he's holding you back, still loves him and thinks he'll change.

WHATEVER YOU SAY HOMEWRECKER

Attachment 3076

**andwhatisthis** · 2012-07-04

Well, 1000 man fight going on right now. Supers dropped and everything. Too bad I can't play because the client locks up on me every 5 seconds. Fuck CCP.

**jeffraider** · 2012-07-04

more like 1500 duders, everything mad slow, lots of dudes popping so far

gg already soco nice to see you fagets undocked rofl

**Atropos** · 2012-07-04

That's a fast titan. Amazing.

**TheYeti** · 2012-07-04

Titans cynoing in in slow motions is probably one of the coolest things I have ever seen in eve.

**Ragelle** · 2012-07-04

TiDi at a solid 10% with occasional bounces up to a scorching fast 15%

**Opti** · 2012-07-04

Originally Posted by jeffraider

more like 1500 duders, everything mad slow, lots of dudes popping so far

gg already soco nice to see you fagets undocked rofl

they undocked because lee chanka is casting spels

**Toasted** · 2012-07-04

They undocked for easy cap kills while the last Delve sov space for Nulli falls. Not too hard to understand.

**progodlegend** · 2012-07-04

This fight is pretty badass, and 10% tidi allows me to casually post on kugu, a win-win for everyone

**Velonad** · 2012-07-04

So far PL has lost at least 2 dreads and a bunch of subcaps trading for some BS and T3s. By the sounds of IRC and comms we have probably lost more than 2 dreads.

Eve-kill BR here:
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=13881081

Sounds like a good fight, but being stuck at my cottage with only EDGE/3G internet doesn't really mean I can take part :/

**Beks** · 2012-07-04

and fight still going on

**Prodnovick** · 2012-07-04

Wait for it to sync before you start bitching.

http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=8712

**splatonthewindshield** · 2012-07-04

and im still in a bomber waiting for the signal to bomb.
because fuckit, too many bubbles on grid, and there's bound to be an instacane wing out there

**Opti** · 2012-07-04

inb4 they complain about getting blobbed

if you need any help, best course of action is to go with you where outnumbered and still held your own in isk war

kk

**Fix Lag** · 2012-07-04

IT'S THE FOURTH OF JULY AND THE ONLY EXPLOSIVES I HAVE TO DETONATE LIKE A TRUE 'MURIKAN ARE THE THERMONUCLEAR WARHEADS IN MY CARGOHOLD

Thread: Delvolution

Thread Tools

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions