Page 24 of 50 FirstFirst ... 1420212223242526272834 ... LastLast
Results 1,151 to 1,200 of 2499

Thread: Opti comes out of the closet, Goonswarm Declares Victory

  1. #1151
    King Dong Perseus Kallistratos's Avatar
    Join Date
    2010 Apr
    Location
    SNUFF BOX EMO KINGS OF LOW SEC
    Posts
    2,133
    R/P
    0.069854664791374
    Rep Power
    8

    Default

    Listening to Villy trying to describe combat and game mechanics is annoying as hell.

    I prefer DBRB stories to that shit.
    “Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom”

  2. #1152
    The Indefatigable Frog
    Join Date
    2012 Mar
    Location
    CFC
    Posts
    54
    R/P
    0.18518518518519
    Rep Power
    2

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by TrojanMan View Post
    Listening to Villy trying to describe combat and game mechanics is annoying as hell.

    I prefer DBRB stories to that shit.
    I like it when he quotes the bible.

  3. #1153
    The Indefatigable Frog
    Join Date
    2011 Dec
    Location
    Wormholes
    Posts
    57
    R/P
    0.36842105263158
    Rep Power
    2

    Default

    "The Dreads have blown the Thanatos into Space"

  4. #1154
    Whoremonger fpshacker's Avatar
    Join Date
    2010 Feb
    Posts
    388
    R/P
    0.23969072164948
    Rep Power
    4

    Default

    Ev0ke and initiative in the north, Super twinkey69 resubbing, is it really that time of year again?

    Goonswarm federation are good men fighting back the tri mark shit infidels. Let me join goonswarm m8s, I literally promise to kill none of your bots.

  5. #1155
    The Empire never ended ReallyMatter's Avatar
    Join Date
    2010 Apr
    Location
    Doing tech alchemy like a boss
    Posts
    771
    R/P
    0.2970168612192
    Rep Power
    5

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Some Market Dude View Post
    goons are dumb for helping in c-j, -a- is dumb for retaliating. pl has been running a shadow empire between you at both your expense for two years (with goons taking the place of the nc), and you've both been too dumb to realize it

    the fact that you're fighting each other at the very time you could be striking the killing blow is just the paragon of your stupidity

    Someone had balls to post that truth right there.

  6. #1156
    The Illinois Enema Bandit Venetian Tar's Avatar
    Join Date
    2009 Nov
    Location
    Jabber / WIDOT / GSF
    Posts
    1,589
    R/P
    0.66771554436753
    Rep Power
    8

    Default

    Looked like everyone who didn't die had a lot of fun.

    I died, but still had fun.
    Twitter: @WidotVenetianT - RIP Vile Rat.

  7. #1157
    Inconstant Moon syndic thrass's Avatar
    Join Date
    2011 Apr
    Location
    Childhood
    Posts
    658
    R/P
    0.50455927051672
    Blog Entries
    1
    Rep Power
    4

    Default

    Don't worry guys! I counseled our suicide dreads and they have seen the light and decided it wasn't their time and they're going to return home tonight!

  8. #1158
    The Mote in God's Eye Sezja's Avatar
    Join Date
    2011 Feb
    Location
    Wigoon
    Posts
    551
    R/P
    1.0798548094374
    Rep Power
    4

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by fpshacker View Post
    Ev0ke and initiative in the north, Super twinkey69 resubbing, is it really that time of year again?

    Goonswarm federation are good men fighting back the tri mark shit infidels. Let me join goonswarm m8s, I literally promise to kill none of your bots.
    VFK by May.
    Every rifter counts friend

  9. #1159
    The Theory and Practice of Time Travel Kitty Vintner's Avatar
    Join Date
    2011 Apr
    Posts
    918
    R/P
    0.83877995642702
    Rep Power
    4

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by fpshacker View Post
    Let me join goonswarm m8s, I literally promise to kill none of your bots.
    Heh Sreegs beat you to it anyways

  10. #1160
    The Indefatigable Frog Greatdum's Avatar
    Join Date
    2010 Oct
    Location
    Garage
    Posts
    56
    R/P
    0.19642857142857
    Rep Power
    3

    Default

    Another fight won, Team tech fleeing.

    gfgf

    http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=6098 (still syncing)

  11. #1161
    "It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane"
    Join Date
    2011 Jun
    Posts
    10
    R/P
    1.1
    Rep Power
    2

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Greatdum View Post
    Another fight won, Team tech fleeing.

    gfgf

    http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=6098 (still syncing)
    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12906494 is considerably more up-to-date. About 900 vs 400, local was around 1250. Actually more folks on field than last night, but no reshipping.

  12. #1162
    The Theory and Practice of Time Travel Kitty Vintner's Avatar
    Join Date
    2011 Apr
    Posts
    918
    R/P
    0.83877995642702
    Rep Power
    4

    Default

    Some cute newbee didn't know to turn effects off

    http://imgur.com/a/TdfTd

  13. #1163
    Don't stop posting! tgr's Avatar
    Join Date
    2010 Jan
    Location
    Suck a bag of dicks
    Posts
    6,225
    R/P
    0.56722891566265
    Rep Power
    19

    Default

    Soon to be Team Notech.

  14. #1164
    God is dead. They found his carcass in 2019.. Mr Coloredshirt's Avatar
    Join Date
    2010 Mar
    Posts
    3,503
    R/P
    0.52155295461033
    Rep Power
    12

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Dental Floss View Post
    The low slots actually aren't too terrible since he was in a muninn gang and gallente ships have less agility and are slower than muninns. The neut in the highs is kind of useless, but then it doesn't matter what lachesises put in the high slots. The real issue there is the 3x LSE. But then, I guess it makes sense for him and only him because I'm imagining Twinkey flying that ship and saying something much like he would say in any other fleet:

    "REP ME, MOTHERFUCKERS, IF YOU'RE NOT FUCKING REPPING MY ENORMOUS AND UNNECESSARY BUFFER, YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG"
    to be fair LSEs don't stack with tengu bonuses

  15. #1165
    The Illinois Enema Bandit Venetian Tar's Avatar
    Join Date
    2009 Nov
    Location
    Jabber / WIDOT / GSF
    Posts
    1,589
    R/P
    0.66771554436753
    Rep Power
    8

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by TrojanMan View Post
    Listening to Villy trying to describe combat and game mechanics is annoying as hell.

    I prefer DBRB stories to that shit.
    "Guys I have a spy in The Goonies alliance look at me"
    Twitter: @WidotVenetianT - RIP Vile Rat.

  16. #1166
    King Dong Perseus Kallistratos's Avatar
    Join Date
    2010 Apr
    Location
    SNUFF BOX EMO KINGS OF LOW SEC
    Posts
    2,133
    R/P
    0.069854664791374
    Rep Power
    8

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Venetian Tar View Post
    "Guys I have a spy in The Goonies alliance look at me"
    Gratz.

    Its the IN-thing these days.

    On a totally unrelated note Amarr is Time Dilated to shit..... WHO DID THAT!
    “Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom”

  17. #1167
    The Empire never ended ReallyMatter's Avatar
    Join Date
    2010 Apr
    Location
    Doing tech alchemy like a boss
    Posts
    771
    R/P
    0.2970168612192
    Rep Power
    5

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Kitty Vintner View Post
    Some cute newbee didn't know to turn effects off

    http://imgur.com/a/TdfTd


    I can be found with effects on as well, sound too, but I have a machine that can handle it.

  18. #1168
    What Good Is a Glass Dagger? Dragon's Avatar
    Join Date
    2011 Jan
    Location
    Land of the Free
    Posts
    400
    R/P
    4.3325
    Rep Power
    4

    Default

    Welcome to the north -A- and co hope you enjoy your stay. One question though.

    Grinding structures:
    None. We will not either shoot or take any moons, stations etc etc etc
    If this is true why are you right now sitting shooting the test tech moon in x-7?
    R.I.P Vile Rat


  19. #1169
    Crashlander Gyncognito's Avatar
    Join Date
    2010 Apr
    Location
    Best (Dot)
    Posts
    260
    R/P
    0.096153846153846
    Rep Power
    4

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Dragon View Post
    If this is true why are you right now sitting shooting the test tech moon in x-7?
    'I don't always lie to my members, but when I do we're shooting pos's the first fucking day of the deployement.'

  20. #1170
    Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night penifSMASH's Avatar
    Join Date
    2009 Dec
    Location
    The Maverick Navy
    Posts
    1,952
    R/P
    1.7617827868852
    Rep Power
    10

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Gyncognito View Post
    'I don't always lie to my members, but when I do we're shooting pos's the first fucking day of the deployement.'
    "hey guys we just arrived in our new home and we're surrounded by reds for 8 regions. who should we shoot first?"
    "let's stay home and shoot this pos with no strategic significance for two hours while trading nyan cat jokes"

  21. #1171
    Inconstant Moon Sentinel Eeex's Avatar
    Join Date
    2009 Aug
    Location
    X.25
    Posts
    677
    R/P
    0.74298375184638
    Rep Power
    5

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Dragon View Post
    Welcome to the north -A- and co hope you enjoy your stay. One question though.



    If this is true why are you right now sitting shooting the test tech moon in x-7?
    Good fights.

    -A- is all about good fights.

  22. #1172
    Adjustment Team space4sale's Avatar
    Join Date
    2012 Jan
    Posts
    88
    R/P
    0.26136363636364
    Rep Power
    2

    Default

    HEY we are here just for ~good fights~

  23. #1173
    King Dong Perseus Kallistratos's Avatar
    Join Date
    2010 Apr
    Location
    SNUFF BOX EMO KINGS OF LOW SEC
    Posts
    2,133
    R/P
    0.069854664791374
    Rep Power
    8

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Dragon View Post
    Welcome to the north -A- and co hope you enjoy your stay. One question though.



    If this is true why are you right now sitting shooting the test tech moon in x-7?
    To watch people get all huffy.

    I just didn't think it would be PL.
    “Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom”

  24. #1174
    This is harsh. Evaluate me
    Join Date
    2007 Jan
    Location
    Sniggwaffe
    Posts
    173
    R/P
    0.086705202312139
    Rep Power
    7

    Default

    Taking on a large armed POS is about the extent of AAA's pvp abilities. Wonder how many ships they lost to it.

  25. #1175
    King Dong Scotch's Avatar
    Join Date
    2010 Nov
    Location
    delvegoons
    Posts
    2,138
    R/P
    1.5
    Rep Power
    10

    Default

    Who:

    1. Likes Test
    2. Dislikes -A-
    3. Has time on their hands?

  26. #1176
    The Mote in God's Eye Prodnovick's Avatar
    Join Date
    2011 Aug
    Location
    Highsec
    Posts
    551
    R/P
    0.73684210526316
    Rep Power
    3

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Scotch View Post
    Who:

    1. Likes Test
    2. Dislikes -A-
    3. Has time on their hands?
    This will end well.

  27. #1177
    On a Mission from God Marivauder's Avatar
    Join Date
    2011 Feb
    Posts
    2,959
    R/P
    1.4643460628591
    Rep Power
    12

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Scotch View Post
    Who:

    1. Likes Test
    2. Dislikes -A-
    3. Has time on their hands?
    PL
    (4:14:52 AM) grimbold_dengrist: all Marivauder does as a mod is post about being a mod

    (11:47:38 AM) endie: If you lot don't stop that I'm moving this corp to test

    Quote Originally Posted by Grath View Post
    Power was meant to be abused.

  28. #1178
    Advance Romance Elektrea's Avatar
    Join Date
    2008 Dec
    Posts
    1,150
    R/P
    0.66173913043478
    Rep Power
    7

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Scotch View Post
    Who:

    1. Likes Test
    2. Dislikes -A-
    3. Has time on their hands?
    ahhhhhhhhhhh pick me pick me!
    [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QmauB.gif[/IMG]

  29. #1179
    Inconstant Moon John Caffeine's Avatar
    Join Date
    2010 Apr
    Location
    Rooks and Kings
    Posts
    612
    R/P
    1.6650326797386
    Rep Power
    6

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Kitty Vintner View Post
    Some cute newbee didn't know to turn effects off

    http://imgur.com/a/TdfTd
    I'f I'm only running one account I usually play with all graphic settings on max, and brackets on. If you've got a good computer it should handle even large fleetfights pretty well.

    Sometimes I even play with sound on.

  30. #1180
    God is dead. They found his carcass in 2019.. Opti's Avatar
    Join Date
    2010 Jan
    Location
    always follow orders little bees
    Posts
    2,633
    R/P
    0.8006076718572
    Rep Power
    11

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Elektrea View Post
    ahhhhhhhhhhh pick me pick me!
    this guy is in shitty corp and isnt real PL

  31. #1181
    God is dead. They found his carcass in 2019.. Opti's Avatar
    Join Date
    2010 Jan
    Location
    always follow orders little bees
    Posts
    2,633
    R/P
    0.8006076718572
    Rep Power
    11

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by John Caffeine View Post
    I'f I'm only running one account I usually play with all graphic settings on max, and brackets on. If you've got a good computer it should handle even large fleetfights pretty well.

    Sometimes I even play with sound on.
    uh no

    100% 10fps with everything off

  32. #1182
    Inconstant Moon syndic thrass's Avatar
    Join Date
    2011 Apr
    Location
    Childhood
    Posts
    658
    R/P
    0.50455927051672
    Blog Entries
    1
    Rep Power
    4

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Elektrea View Post
    ahhhhhhhhhhh pick me pick me!
    This comment goes hilariously well with your avatar.

  33. #1183
    Go fuck yourself Frodo!
    Join Date
    2011 Jan
    Location
    Pew pew
    Posts
    197
    R/P
    0.076142131979695
    Rep Power
    3

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by John Caffeine View Post
    I'f I'm only running one account I usually play with all graphic settings on max, and brackets on. If you've got a good computer it should handle even large fleetfights pretty well.

    Sometimes I even play with sound on.
    You don't even need a good computer, mine is 7 years old and i haven't had to turn effects off (running one acc) since 2010.

  34. #1184
    The Indefatigable Frog
    Join Date
    2012 Mar
    Location
    CFC
    Posts
    54
    R/P
    0.18518518518519
    Rep Power
    2

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by syndic thrass View Post
    This comment goes hilariously well with your avatar.
    I was thinking the same thing. haha

  35. #1185
    Piper in the Woods andwhatisthis's Avatar
    Join Date
    2012 Jan
    Posts
    49
    R/P
    0.6530612244898
    Rep Power
    2

    Default

    You don't even need a computer. I just use my toaster.

  36. #1186
    "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Guillaume LeConquerant's Avatar
    Join Date
    2010 May
    Location
    GSF
    Posts
    117
    R/P
    0.1025641025641
    Rep Power
    4

    Default

    They did something with the latest patch though, I get all kinds of graphical glitches and artefacts now with dual accounts

  37. #1187
    King Dong Perseus Kallistratos's Avatar
    Join Date
    2010 Apr
    Location
    SNUFF BOX EMO KINGS OF LOW SEC
    Posts
    2,133
    R/P
    0.069854664791374
    Rep Power
    8

    Default

    (5:35:54 PM)
    directorbot@goonfleet.com/directorbot: broadcast all-all Dear Gentlegoons, I would like to inform you that today, in spite of Raiden, Ncdot, Evoke and the remaining elite pvpers of the north throwing waves of abaddons and drakes at the forces of the Goonswarm Federation and the Clusterfuck during Euro timezone in their prime time on a weekend, we accomplished all set objectives and swung our dicks hard at Tenal, reinforcing a slew of additional hostile assets. -A- have arrived in the north to fight for their place on Raiden's nutsack alongside our foes and immediately reinforced a TEST dickstar Technetium in Pure blind with 300 Oracles (this is a heartrendingly long and boring task). Tomorrow is Sunday and supposedly the lord's day but we will continue the rape of Tenal. Three stations are coming out of reinforce and several more systems will fall into our clutches and IHUBS will be going down https://goonfleet.com/index.php?/top...6#entry6973226. Tonight, in just about 30 minutes from this broadcast, DBRB will be forming subcaps to truffle up some more weekend battles and continue the reclamation and burning of Tenal.

    *** This was a broadcast from rydis to all-all, replies are not monitored ***
    Interestingly enough I think reinforcing that POS with 200 oracles took about 25 minutes.

    Also I heard Raiden's nutsack is fuzzy, while Rydis' cooch is a bit prickly.
    “Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom”

  38. #1188
    Shoot blues, Tell Vile Rat. Vile rat's Avatar
    Join Date
    2007 Jan
    Posts
    852
    R/P
    0.40610328638498
    Rep Power
    8

    Default

    You guys shouldn't have done that.

  39. #1189
    Hostis Badposters Generis
    Join Date
    2011 Jan
    Posts
    8,983
    R/P
    1.0514304797952
    Rep Power
    29

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Vile rat View Post
    You guys shouldn't have done that.
    Come now, let the former BoBs of a feather die together :black101:

  40. #1190
    King Dong ihaveahelmet's Avatar
    Join Date
    2009 Dec
    Location
    buttdiving, verge of prolapse
    Posts
    2,482
    R/P
    2.4439967767929
    Rep Power
    14

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Vile rat View Post
    You guys shouldn't have done that.
    I don't know about you but I wouldnt mind reviving ye olde bropacte

  41. #1191
    Hostis Badposters Generis
    Join Date
    2011 Jan
    Posts
    8,983
    R/P
    1.0514304797952
    Rep Power
    29

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by ihaveahelmet View Post
    I don't know about you but I wouldnt mind reviving ye olde bropacte
    This could be the start of something beautiful

    Let's get Fintroll, Shadoo, Mittens and Rydis in a room together and not let them leave until they make fwiends

  42. #1192
    Inconstant Moon syndic thrass's Avatar
    Join Date
    2011 Apr
    Location
    Childhood
    Posts
    658
    R/P
    0.50455927051672
    Blog Entries
    1
    Rep Power
    4

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by TrojanMan View Post
    [COLOR=#cc0000][SIZE=2]

    Interestingly enough I think reinforcing that POS with 200 oracles took about 25 minutes.

    Also I heard Raiden's nutsack is fuzzy, while Rydis' cooch is a bit prickly.
    "LOL U FAGS HAVE 2 LISTEN 2 DBRB TELL STORIES WHILE YOU SHOOT POS."

    "Joke's on you, it only took us 25 minutes to reinforce that POS with Oracles."

  43. #1193
    Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
    Join Date
    2007 Apr
    Posts
    321
    R/P
    0.59501557632399
    Rep Power
    7

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Vile rat View Post
    You guys shouldn't have done that.
    Be afraid , be very afraid.

  44. #1194
    King Dong Perseus Kallistratos's Avatar
    Join Date
    2010 Apr
    Location
    SNUFF BOX EMO KINGS OF LOW SEC
    Posts
    2,133
    R/P
    0.069854664791374
    Rep Power
    8

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Vile rat View Post
    You guys shouldn't have done that.
    Which part?
    “Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom”

  45. #1195
    The Alien Mind
    Join Date
    2009 Dec
    Posts
    73
    R/P
    0.17808219178082
    Rep Power
    4

    Default

    Dear AAA,

    In case you haven't noticed, TEST is the favored bitch of everyone that actually matters in Eve, and you just took their shit. I hope you enjoy having a sharpened broomstick force a tunnel from your asshole to your brainpan.

    Cheers!

  46. #1196
    Hostis Badposters Generis
    Join Date
    2011 Jan
    Posts
    8,983
    R/P
    1.0514304797952
    Rep Power
    29

    Default

    What -A- did is the EVE equivalent of mugging a little Somalian kid from the inner city

    He has cousins, man. Hella cousins.

    You're fucked. God forgives, PL does not.

  47. #1197
    God is dead. They found his carcass in 2019.. Checkbox Poll's Avatar
    Join Date
    2010 Jul
    Location
    snigg
    Posts
    3,675
    R/P
    0.70585034013605
    Blog Entries
    1
    Rep Power
    12

    Default

    -A- in the north assisting BoB? I think we can call it a MAX campaign.

  48. #1198
    What Good Is a Glass Dagger? Dragon's Avatar
    Join Date
    2011 Jan
    Location
    Land of the Free
    Posts
    400
    R/P
    4.3325
    Rep Power
    4

    Default

    Honey Badgers anyone? Where are you thedisto i have missed you...
    R.I.P Vile Rat


  49. #1199
    The Fourth Profession Carebears's Avatar
    Join Date
    2010 Oct
    Location
    OTEC
    Posts
    1,011
    R/P
    0.033630069238378
    Rep Power
    5

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll View Post
    -A- in the north assisting BoB? I think we can call it a MAX campaign.
    MAX 3 ~third time's the charm~

    Quote Originally Posted by TrojanMan View Post
    Which part?
    Picked on baby TEST of course.

  50. #1200
    Hostis Badposters Generis
    Join Date
    2011 Jan
    Posts
    8,983
    R/P
    1.0514304797952
    Rep Power
    29

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll View Post
    -A- in the north assisting BoB? I think we can call it a MAX campaign.
    No Molle yet, it ain't a MAX campaign until the Angry Swede posts

    Give it time, though~

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •