Opti comes out of the closet, Goonswarm Declares Victory

[dabigredboat]

the mails sent out by CFC begging for renters to come to their space says they got hit pretty damn hard.

Well I can speak on behalf of Merch Industrial as our Offical Liaison to renter corps that this is true. We are currently taking on renters in our constellation in Northern Deklein. So far only two Shadows of Xdeath corps have agreed to begin talks and we are just working out the details. Since Botting and RMT is no longer allowed under The Mittani's Regime, Pets is the only logical path to follow. I am sure other corps will be doing the same.

[Weaselior]

Don't deal with Merchi, you get bad rates. Deal directly with me, Goonswarm's CFO, and I can ensure you get the best space at the lowest rates.

[Perseus Kallistratos]

I fear for -A-'s "intelligence" wing if they are buying that kind of bullshit and passing it off as :intel:

I'm just a dumb jock and -a- got all of our space due to pure luck

[domino]

you tell me

Paying too much on your rent? Want better space?
From:xxxxxx
Sent: 2012.04.01 10:01
To: xxx,

xxx


We are starting a mass renting drive here in the CFC up in Deklein for our expansion into Tenal. Tenal is on the verge of falling to us because Raiden are putting up pitiful defenses. They've showed a lack of commitment this time because we are motivated, far motivated to work around the clock to take every system, every moon, and every outpost in Tenal. This leaves open a wide amount of systems up for grab in the future. But that isn't all. We still have alot of space throughout Deklein and Branch that needs population! A big empire needs bodies and our power projection is insane. Whatever you're renting out down wherever you live, we'll be offering a better deal.

What we offer:
Currently we run one of the largest empires in the game situated out of Deklein stretching down to Fountain and eastward to Branch and hopefully Tenal in the future. Due to our 10,000 characters and growing in the CFC, there is a huge market for pvp ships, modules, & rigs. We also control plenty of stations with enough manufacturing lines that helps our members produce whatever products they want to produce at no cost except for a few dedicated for our Logistics division. Joining as a corporation is also allowed for POS-related purposes for whatever reasons as long the taxes are paid on a monthly basis to the alliance as a whole. Last of all, sanctioned pvp ops are 100% reimburseable for any ship losses due to our socialist program. This as a result keeps participation high compared to other alliances. We do not alarm clock fights, we do not mandate that people must participate, we do not kick people out for being a carebear.

How does this benefit you?
Honestly, these choices are up to you to do how as you please. For those particularly interested in mining, there are plenty of mining corporations within our alliance that work in the developed industrial systems. Currently for the time being, while development indices change on a daily basis based on mining rates, there are the benefits of hidden belts which have to be scanned down thus giving anyone the extra protection in null-sec.

Ratting for example is our biggest profitable venture for any corporation. We have almost all of our spaces upgraded to Military 5 Index so they are gauranteed to produce at 2 Forsaken Hubs (Cruisers & Battleships only), 5 havens, 1 sanctum. With those 15% taxes, they go into feeding our pvp fleets which we're able to stage 3-4 full fleets of drakes & maelstroms to beat down our enemies and we've been consistent at this.

GARPA, our technology division, has come up with ingenious tools for us such as GARPA which helps integrate the uses of jumpbridge information to help guide you around. That's not all. They also designed a public database which helps anyone to take advantage of market demand to keep up with war demands, http://goonmetrics.com/ Of course our enemies cannot take advantage of this as they do not have access to our outposts nor can they use it to their advantage in systems / regions not on approved list.

Is null-sec space bad to live in?
No, it is actually very quiet as long one knows what they're doing and making sure that they're paying attention to local. We have a firm grip on the areas we own that the chances of losing the critical areas of our empire are extremely unlikely.

What are the requirements?
We impose a bottom limit of 5 Million+ SP, full compliance of submitting your vCode to the alliance as we all do, not to be obviously stupid, and common sense.

Karadion
Recruitment Officer

If it is a recruitment scam its pretty time consuming for a scam. But power to the guy if he wants to try.

I know a few Nigerians that have some great deals for you, send me your email address and I'll forward them.

[balmarog]

http://hoodedutilitarian.com/wp-cont...5/brainbug.jpg

The brain bug is Raiden and Neil Patrick Harris is Villy.

[Endie]

NCdot decided to ambush an alpha fleet with Lokis. Of course, they immediately found a second alpha fleet dropped onto them and scarpered (the other fleets and the supers were too busy in a life or death struggle with some particularly aggressively feisty sov structures). They immediately made for a for the nearest jump bridge. In a dead end constellation. Where the other end of the JB had been dead for a full day.

Undeterred, they let out a high-pitched wail of terror to various people to come and save them. Init started forming up, but they have corps who have sent everyone home for now so they were pretty small. OH, ev0ke etc were also pinged. But raiden actually turned out in decent numbers. This was good of them, and ncdot, whose corp channels are full of "if they can't save their own space why are we bothering?" complaints, must have felt a little guilty.

Anyway, raiden work around us and bravely jump into the system in which ncdot are trapped. Bubbles go up. Raiden start to fight to clear the way for ncdot. Ncdot bravely snipe a Ritter from 80km and warp out. Raiden are left for dead and are pretty fucked.

We thought this was pretty shitty of ncdot and so vee negotiated a safe way out for the remaining raiden Trojans, acting as go-between for Kurtz and Vily, who had to be talked down from his bloodlust. I guess that with dice in your alliance the temptation to fuck over your allies to save your ships is going to be irresistible.

[Perseus Kallistratos]

Deployment Home
From: Makalu Zarya
Sent: 2012.04.03 21:31
To: Against ALL Authorities, Ghost Storm, Space Debris,

**Note so spies**

Please post on kugu, thanks
---------------------------

We are going home ladies and gentlemen.

Raiden has officially given up and NC. is going blue with the opposition.

Move op will be end of this week tbd day and time.

Make sure your carriers are fueled.

-Maka

[wanamingo]

Poor southern dude has no clue what it's like to be swimming in tech. :'(

[Endie]

I'm stuck on an iPad and am thus unable to easily check up if PK is attempting a troll but the bit about ncdot bluing us is just stupid enough to be something he would believe.

[INtarKll]

NCdot decided to ambush an alpha fleet with Lokis. Of course, they immediately found a second alpha fleet dropped onto them and scarpered (the other fleets and the supers were too busy in a life or death struggle with some particularly aggressively feisty sov structures). They immediately made for a for the nearest jump bridge. In a dead end constellation. Where the other end of the JB had been dead for a full day.

Undeterred, they let out a high-pitched wail of terror to various people to come and save them. Init started forming up, but they have corps who have sent everyone home for now so they were pretty small. OH, ev0ke etc were also pinged. But raiden actually turned out in decent numbers. This was good of them, and ncdot, whose corp channels are full of "if they can't save their own space why are we bothering?" complaints, must have felt a little guilty.

Anyway, raiden work around us and bravely jump into the system in which ncdot are trapped. Bubbles go up. Raiden start to fight to clear the way for ncdot. Ncdot bravely snipe a Ritter from 80km and warp out. Raiden are left for dead and are pretty fucked.

We thought this was pretty shitty of ncdot and so vee negotiated a safe way out for the remaining raiden Trojans, acting as go-between for Kurtz and Vily, who had to be talked down from his bloodlust. I guess that with dice in your alliance the temptation to fuck over your allies to save your ships is going to be irresistible.

what about how pl made a deal with cfc that their tech wont be attacked if they dont help raiden/ncdot/evoke/etc?

[Kitty Vintner]

PK I know you are a simple southern man with southern ways about you

but the north doesn't have renters anymore

not even FCON

[Some Market Dude]

"Opposition" probably means legion of death, not goons.

Why -A- wouldn't take this opportunity to gobble as many tech moons as they could from metropolis to black rise I just dont know...I guess tech is a big boys' game and they'd rather stick to the slumlording they know

[Endie]

what about how pl made a deal with cfc that their tech wont be attacked if they dont help raiden/ncdot/evoke/etc?

Did you honestly think the bropact wasn't stronger than a few minor misunderstandings over dead supercaps and skirmishes in VFK?

[Grogoth]

what about how pl made a deal with cfc that their tech wont be attacked if they dont help raiden/ncdot/evoke/etc?

Really? Like, REALLY? NCDOT and Raiden are effectively BoB/Kenny - we fought them more than anyone and lots of the inactive oldguarde that call all the shots of PL literally hate them more than anything else on earth. We conveniently kept them blue for three reasons, 1, shadoo's chubby little cock achieves it's maximum three inches when we have lots of people blue, 2, we completely removed the threat to our non-retarded supercaps by having them blue (risk free PVP m8m8), and 3, WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T WE WANT TO KEEP THE PEOPLE GUARDING OUR TECH BLUE?

We knew they were retards, lots of us wanted to fight them and go and take all their tech. Problem is that the legion is lazy as fuck and no-one could be bothered doing anything because our heroic FC corporation, NESW, doesn't login anymore. Literally the entirity of IRC fucking CRINGED when we heard they went and reinforced a few goon tech in amongst pubbie tech moons, it was if a thousand retards 'd out, and now we await the inevitable silence.

[BiggerDangDude]

Shadoo has a three inch penis? Look out Goons. You're about to be fucked gently.

[ente]

Three finnish inches will destroy your asshole more than any sloppy ameriCUNT 20-incher.

[Some Market Dude]

Funny this came up because I was just thinking about this while making my dog his dinner (he's getting old and can't digest commercial dog food anymore): PL has to be getting to a position where they will never need to worry about income again. The alliance wallet was quoted at 1.5t a few months ago, and tech income has only risen since then.

You can quite literally do whatever the fuck you want to whomever the fuck you want and lose a few supercap fleets about it in the process if you really felt like it, and it still wouldn't affect your options the next day. That's pretty impressive.

[Grogoth]

The problem isn't being able to afford replacements, the problem is the market being able to supply the replacements.

[Some Market Dude]

Ya, exactly. Money isn't even the issue, it's the sourcing.

[Paraselene]

Here in Finland we're used to talking about diameter, not length.

Anyway, I see Endie got a bit confused up there. As a representative of Amok. I confirm that, under the circumstances, certain GSF membercorps are renting out space. Unlike the rest of the CFC, we offer elite PvP as well as close(r) access to sky-marshalless Rydis. We do have certain skillpoint and k/d requirements, but we handle those on a case by case basis; send me a PM and we'll get started.

[penifSMASH]

It leaves a warm feeling to revive the bropact and support our long-lost goon allies in this time of great conflict and war :glomp:

0/ dbrb
0/ mittani
0/ little bees

[Grogoth]

Here in Finland we're used to talking about diameter, not length.

You also use the metric system, so just assume i meant 3 milimeters

[Serious Business]

It leaves a warm feeling to revive the bropact and support our long-lost goon allies in this time of great conflict and war :glomp:

0/ dbrb
0/ mittani
0/ little bees

so you are just going to pile on to the 75k (your post) CFC to steam roll an empty region?

congrats, elitepvp at its best.

[ihaveahelmet]

what about how pl made a deal with cfc that their tech wont be attacked if they dont help raiden/ncdot/evoke/etc?

You'd struggle to find anyone in PL who likes any of them, except maybe jogyn sucking the german penus (sic)

The alliance wallet was quoted at 1.5t a few months ago, and tech income has only risen since then.

If you want to know what it's at now, multiply 1.5t by -10.

[Krawbad]

How big of an impact do you think the recent focus on banning bots and bot-gained assets will have on the supply of supers?

Could the combined effects of the impending drone region nerf, bot bans, and confiscated supers cause a pretty significant surge in the price of minerals? Some of them have already been surging from speculation, but could the low-end minerals now be set to see a similar increase to meet the replacement demand for the banned supers?

Or was enough isk taken away so that there isn't as much demand/means to buy supers?

[penifSMASH]

so you are just going to pile on to the 75k (your post) CFC to steam roll an empty region?

congrats, elitepvp at its best.

show me on teh doll where teh PL phage touched you :twisted::twistd::twissited;

[Southerner]

I hope CFC gobble up PL tech moons.
PL couldn't do shit to stop it and don't want space anyhow.

[Grogoth]

so you are just going to pile on to the 75k (your post) CFC to steam roll an empty region?

congrats, elitepvp at its best.

Yeah, look.

The CFC is effectively GSF and her pets - we don't give a fuck about the CFC as a whole, our propact was with GSF, all you pets are literally pieces of shit (in game) and should fucking get aids and die (in game)

(in game)

[penifSMASH]

I hope CFC gobble up PL tech moons.
PL couldn't do shit to stop it and don't want space anyhow.

and in a thread about goons and Raiden, here comes the -A-no0b whining about PL for some reason

[Opti]

penif m8 ))))))))

i heard you are like apu when it comes to tech moons, dont steal that shit and when your shop is getting robbed you befriend the guys and help them out

i heard you treat your corp like fellow brownies

can i join?

o7o7o7o7o7o7 to your toonies m8s v0v v0v v0v v0v v0v v0v v0v

[The Mittani]

what about how pl made a deal with cfc that their tech wont be attacked if they dont help raiden/ncdot/evoke/etc?

GSF, NCdot and PL have had a longstanding no-tech/strategic fuckery agreement that has held since the VFK 'headshot'.

While at Fanfest, NCdot broke that agreement by SBUing BKG and other crap, blah blah. So we're shooting NCdot now, but that's just moons and won't extend to a Tribute thing. The GSF/PL deal still holds until one side or the other does a dumb and breaks it. I have less than no desire to fight a 100+ Titan PL blob, so we're sure as fuck not going to be hitting any PL moons.

Soz for your conspiracy theory m8, o7o7~

[Opti]

MY CEO

bullying people to kill themselves on TV
bullying people to retract their hateful words about him
shitting all over kugu like a boss nig

what more can you want in a MAN

[Grogoth]

GSF, NCdot and PL have had a longstanding no-tech/strategic fuckery agreement that has held since the VFK 'headshot'.

While at Fanfest, NCdot broke that agreement by SBUing BKG and other crap, blah blah. So we're shooting NCdot now, but that's just moons and won't extend to a Tribute thing. The GSF/PL deal still holds until one side or the other does a dumb and breaks it. I have less than no desire to fight a 100+ Titan PL blob, so we're sure as fuck not going to be hitting any PL moons.

Soz for your conspiracy theory m8, o7o7~

What people fail to realise is that two entities such as Goons and PL, who will naturally fight due to differring ~game strategies~ can quite happily be enemies and want to pubstomp the other, while still having agreements, lines in the sand, and generally a decent understanding.

There will come a time where it ends, but until then, we are both getting rich as fuck, so who gives a shit?

[Grogoth]

what more can you want in a MAN

Not be a guido.

[BiggerDangDude]

Yeah, look.

The CFC is effectively GSF and her pets - we don't give a fuck about the CFC as a whole, our propact was with GSF, all you pets are literally pieces of shit (in game) and should fucking get aids and die (in game)

(in game)

Even TEST?

[Kevin]

That and there'd be no winners in a Goon v PL war.

If PL crush the goons like so many atlases, what does PL actually gain? No one could afford such a contract (not now, anyway) and PL don't want the space (they could install TEST?), and don't need the tech. So removing Goons from the picture gains PL what?

On the flip side, the goons have no interest facing off against a PL super blob, and there's no where for the goons to invade to kill them. They could, in theory, take their tech but PL have enough isk (15 Trillion isk trolls aside) and tech's eventually going to get rebalanced, hopefully sooner than later.

So its much easier and fun for everyone if PL and Goons don't fight over moons or sov and just show up in each other's battles occasionally.

[Opti]

yes but with jems like garth and cuntsmash and proposverige HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT TO BURN THEM TO THE GROUND

oh and jeffraider too

[Wildside]

wait, your I meaning I cant tell Taaii to behave on skype otherwise we gonna headshot vfk again?

[Moph]

i dont understand this, as far as i remember tech was introduced to get people to actually fight for the new moon goo at the time, now you have probably the 2 richest alliances in eve, one of which doesnt hold 0.0 space standing at a agreement that they wont attack each others tech ? seems like the addition of tech has never worked and will never work untill its nerfed .

[Wildside]

i dont understand this, as far as i remember tech was introduced to get people to actually fight for the new moon goo at the time, now you have probably the 2 richest alliances in eve, one of which doesnt hold 0.0 space standing at a agreement that they wont attack each others tech ? seems like the addition of tech has never worked and will never work untill its nerfed .

in real war you only got loosers....no winners. hence...both sides I guess is pretty happy milking the cow as long as possible without RF eachothers moons constantly for the next 2 mothns of tech gold periode.

[Some Market Dude]

Tech was never intended to be worth more than r64s precisely because its geographic concentration can lead to a small number of entities holding it all.

I know a couple of devs have tried to play the tech bottleneck off as "working as intended", but they are fucking liars.

[Scotch]

Taaii has a very sexy voice. 'Cunt' rolls of no man's tongue like it does his.

[SmilingVagrant]

It leaves a warm feeling to revive the bropact and support our long-lost goon allies in this time of great conflict and war :glomp:

0/ dbrb
0/ mittani
0/ little bees

Don't say nice things to DBRB, then he'll start expecting it from us too.

[Kevin]

Tech is worth too much. With tech, owning half of it is more than any alliance needs. When all your isk requirements are sated, there's only downside in warring for more. Why would you go to war against an entity like Goons or PL if you've already got enough? Why risk what you have for more things you don't need? Especially when what is involved is massive super and subcap blobs blueballing each other.

[Sezja]

Tech is worth too much. With tech, owning half of it is more than any alliance needs. When all your isk requirements are sated, there's only downside in warring for more. Why would you go to war against an entity like Goons or PL if you've already got enough? Why risk what you have for more things you don't need? Especially when what is involved is massive super and subcap blobs blueballing each other.

guys listen the NC is too big to fail

[Kevin]

True that.

More pointedly, the NC shouldn't have poked the bear. Clearly, neither goons nor PL are interested in repeating history, and the goons are a different animal to the old NC.

[Sezja]

True that.

More pointedly, the NC shouldn't have poked the bear. Clearly, neither goons nor PL are interested in repeating history, and the goons are a different animal to the old NC.

We should just get on with it, Winter War 2012: PL+CFC vs Eve

[Kevin]

wait till i get my buy orders sorted in jita for export.

[anzoxe]

soon enough one side will need more lebensraum

by lebensraum i mean cold hard jew-tech

[balmarog]

We should just get on with it, Winter War 2012: PL+CFC vs Eve

Shadoo can be Genghis Khan.