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    Default NEMgate: Villainy Unveiled

    This is my first OP since becoming a member of Kugu. I thought I would attempt to create a thread that would be worth your time, readers. NEM3SIS wasn’t an alliance of merit and in this fact lies the truth that some of you may discard this thread as wasteful. For that I do apologize for any perceived shitpoasting, for those that enjoy a little scandal and some light weekend reading, please enjoy. As always, I will provide a TL;DR below. Thanks.

    TL;DR – birdythebest was accused of robbing NEM3SIS alliance during the failcascade in Delve, however the truth is, it wasn’t him. The true culprit made out with 58 billion in isk alone and was viewed as an innocent victim of his greedy directors…

    NEM3SIS(dot) was a slightly unknown alliance that took slight prominence in the south after quickly jumping to claim Freeport Delve after Goonswarm Federation redirected north. They were allowed the space by Cascade Imminent and took over three constellations in north Delve. After Red Alliance was given the space, it was believed that NEM3 would stay and fight. That was until a deal was brokered to sale the systems to Red Alliance and evacuate. As the alliance fell and many corporations were breaking off, birdythebest apparently took the assets and wallet of NEM3 and ran to reform Ardent Industrial. Hakawau staged a coup and took friendly corps to merge with Divinity(dot) and Pax Romana remnants to form Persona Non Gratis. Edenfalls/Lord Britalious, NEM3 Alliance CEO, basically said (real life) took precedence and went AFK. This is the story many of you have heard, but I am about to tell you what really happened…

    This began quite a bit before NEM3 was formed. Apex Ardent Coalition was in its infancy and a council of leadership was formed by the leaders of the three merging corporations: ARDIN / APEX / IRON. Edenfalls recommended that he could act as comptroller of the new corporation’s assets and since the leaders trusted him, they agreed to the request. This serves as a precursor to later events.

    Jumping now a little further into the future, NEM3 now exists and a 5 seat director council now exists to lead the fledgling alliance. NEM3 began working with Cascade Imminent, who requested that NEM3 select one person to represent the alliance in matters of leadership diplomacy. Edenfalls, being more active now, volunteered and a working relationship with FAIL was formed.

    The goons left Delve, and Cascade and NEM3 agreed to take Freeport Delve. NEM3 leadership later decided to take advantage of the situation with the Southern Coalition and FAIL’s commitments, and take all three constellations to include space out to NOL after EVOKE/EWOKS went north. Cascade is furious and order NEM3 to turn over their assets in Querious, which Eden agrees to, preventing an immediate reset by FAIL. NEM3 works to establish the North Delve Coalition of small alliances to create a small Provi-like atmosphere, save the NRDS policy.

    As the days progressed, Lord Britalious/Edenfalls became less active, claiming that real life work was impeding his gametime. Then we fast forward to when AAA brokered a deal to give Querious and parts of Delve, to include NEM3 space, to Red Alliance. NEM3 didn’t agree to the deal from the start, Eden being a major proponent in suggesting we stay and fight. Many of the corporations agreed and the chest beating emails ensued. Shortly thereafter, Eden and NEM3 leadership were offered a deal for NEM3 space priced per system. Lord Britalious pulled all of the director roles in the holding corp (security precaution was his claim) and agreed to the deal. He ordered birdythebest to send an email to the alliance about a move to the dronelands, in which birdy reluctantly agreed to after conversation.

    After this took place, many corporations were leaking out of the alliance and Eden, who still had control of AAC, removed birdy from the CEO position and cleaned out the AAC assets and wallet. He already had full control of the holding corp and kicked all of our director alts, cleaning this wallet aswell. He assured the remaining members at the time, that the money would go towards the “new alliance”. Afterward, some of the AAC and GSY members saw what was going on, birdythebest got out of dodge and was pinned as the AAC and NEM3 thief. Below is a chatlog some correspondence from Edenfalls/Lord Britalious to birdythebest, Josiah Bleak (of GSY) and myself:

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    [22:14:26] Josiah Bleak > but from where I am standing you are stealing from us
    [22:14:33] Lord Britalious > well guess what gsy will get fuck all
    [22:14:47] Lord Britalious > but i can tell you what you will get for your threat against me
    [22:15:08] Josiah Bleak > /emote raises an eyebrow
    [22:16:03] Lord Britalious > lol
    [22:16:08] Lord Britalious > what can you do
    [22:16:21] Lord Britalious > nothing,
    [22:16:31] Josiah Bleak > you think GSY are not good pvpers
    [22:16:34] Josiah Bleak > ?
    [22:17:08] Josiah Bleak > you really want us as enemies? mindboggling
    [22:17:12] Lord Britalious > lol
    [22:17:34] Lord Britalious > it shows
    [22:17:48] Lord Britalious > just proves you could read between the lines
    [22:17:58] Lord Britalious > coulndt*
    [22:18:02] Josiah Bleak > well I see I am not dealing with the honorable man I thought you were. Very disappointing
    [22:18:15] Lord Britalious > lol you making threats against me
    [22:18:40] Lord Britalious > why should i respond to any demand from you your one small corp, and i have many alliances
    [22:18:49] Lord Britalious > nem3 was just one
    [22:18:59] Lord Britalious > and lord is just another alt
    [22:19:02] Lord Britalious > what can you do
    [22:19:06] Lord Britalious > nothing
    [22:19:16] Lord Britalious > you know nothing of the bigger picture
    [22:19:22] Lord Britalious > haha
    [22:19:33] Lord Britalious > do your best
    [22:19:40] Lord Britalious > also
    [22:19:48] Josiah Bleak > are you an egomaniac? you sound a little crazy
    [22:19:51] Lord Britalious > i have a spy in your corp guess who it is
    [22:20:24] Lord Britalious >
    [22:20:41] Josiah Bleak > so why would you spy on the corps in your own alliance
    [22:21:02] Josiah Bleak > I think you are really showing your true colours
    [22:21:16] Josiah Bleak > GSY has been a staunch part of nem3
    [22:21:25] Josiah Bleak > can u deny it?
    [22:21:27] Lord Britalious > lol
    [22:21:41] Lord Britalious > why do you think i do
    [22:22:28] Josiah Bleak > because you are taking the money of collective endeavour and running
    [22:23:19] Lord Britalious > nem3 did its job
    [22:24:16] Lord Britalious > now the new alliance is whats important
    [22:25:51] Lord Britalious > its unfortunate your corp suffers from this, however its necessary collateral damage
    [22:26:06] Lord Britalious > but you have had enough of my attention
    [22:26:08] Lord Britalious > good luck
    [22:26:11] Lord Britalious > o/
    [22:26:39] Josiah Bleak > goodbye thief
    [22:30:01] Lord Britalious > good bye
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    Thank you.
    From: Lord Britalious
    Sent: 2012.04.01 01:56
    To: birdythebest,

    Hello Birdy, I’m contacting you to apologize for your character becoming caught as part of the collateral damage. I had every intention to keep you; you were becoming more and more useful as an asset to me. However, your secret meetings with b33r, Tynian and friends were becoming a slight inconvenience to the exit strategy I had installed. I couldn’t allow for loose ends.

    Preferring to avoid being portrayed as the bad guy, I thought it would be best to have you enact this role for me. Conveniently this was also an interesting solution to provide a sufficient diversion to occupy the attention of the masses, thusly allowing me to walk away with 58 billion isk whilst pinning the blame on you.

    “On this news birdythebest stole assets from AAC (Apex Ardent Coalition), just like he did from Hydra. as the following mail confirms that they are dead.” – Quote from evenews24


    Interestingly, in this script I’m now filling the role as the good guy and you’re the greedy villain who steels stuff from corpies. How nice. This would have been avoided of course if you were more cooperative with my original instructions. Oh well I guess, shit happens.

    Anyway Mr Birdy, it has been an interesting year spent with you, I hope you and I can put this previous event behind us, as this chapter in the game for me is now officially closed. I want to thank you for your hard work in Nem3sis and congratulate you for reopening your old corporation Ardent Industrial. I hope all the best for you and Ardent members. So long Mr Birdy, and thanks for all the fish.

    Regards
    /Edenfalls
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    Re: Hey Eden
    From: Edenfalls
    Sent: 2012.03.27 12:53
    To: Proclus Diadochu

    Hello Proc,

    "JK has the reigns and is doing a great job running the corp" ...., I guess it will be just like last time when he 'had the reigns' - of course doing all of this whilst receiving instructions on what he should do from a man on a boat somewhere in the Pacific ocean, or descriptively what I would call, an independent thought process.

    Anyway, your Eve 24 news article wasn’t the smoking gun, so I wouldn’t worry so much on that. However this did prove to be a convenient catalyst to initiate a series of what I will describe as interesting events. I don’t deny I was very much pleased with the end product. In fact, it aligned perfectly with what was required. So don’t worry, as a great man once said "features working as intended."

    I do wish all the best for you and your corp. But, unfortunately yet so obviously I won’t be joining the novel ambition for a ‘new’ alliance, despite my encouragement to create one. Reasons for this I will not say (excluding the obvious), departing, what I will say is this; so long, and thanks for all the fish.

    -Regards
    Edenfalls…!? ^^

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    So in closing, I wished to clear the air, and provide the truth about the events behind the NEM3 saleout, the accusations that my friend, birdythebest, was a thief, and the truth about Edenfalls/Lord Britalious. In the sandbox, just another alliance CEO who robbed his alliance blind, and got away with it. Guess it is a job well done. He will have since changed characters and is enjoying his 58+ Billion, but this provides a hopefully enjoyable story in the end of scandal, betrayal, theft, and defeat.

    Thanks, Kugu.

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    Being bluntly honest here, I don't think anybody gives two shits about a terrible, mostly-already-forgotten alliance having their stuff stolen.

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    tl;dr

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    A few month ago i saw this alliance grow, and i had two friends in it, and i just said to them "that shitty alliance is going to fail" and they said nope. and i just an Imperial Order failscade since they recruited everyone who had spaceship command 4


    Now for the past week or so i've constantly said to them "I CALLED IT"

    morale of the story, why make a thread about a shit alliance that nobody cares about when this could have been posted in the delve thread and you might have gotten praised for such post
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    56 billion oh em gee tell me more about your alliance's great wealth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marivauder View Post
    A few month ago i saw this alliance grow, and i had two friends in it, and i just said to them "that shitty alliance is going to fail" and they said nope. and i just an Imperial Order failscade since they recruited everyone who had spaceship command 4


    Now for the past week or so i've constantly said to them "I CALLED IT"

    morale of the story, why make a thread about a shit alliance that nobody cares about when this could have been posted in the delve thread and you might have gotten praised for such post
    I guess I could have posted this in the Delve thread. I guess I was interested in popping my OP cherry in Kugu. I understand that 58 Bil wasn't a large sum and this was a fairly bad alliance, but the story seemed interesting to me and was large enough I figured "why not start a thread with it and share?"

    I said at the beginning that some would consider it wasteful... Color me Nostradamus but I imagine some people will enjoy it. Thanks for reading though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marivauder View Post
    stuff
    see I've been calling you a faggot for months and saying "I CALLED IT" to myself the whole time

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    Decent post, shitty thread.

    This is how you post:

    Quote Originally Posted by Fix Lag View Post
    see I've been calling you a faggot for months and saying "I CALLED IT" to myself the whole time

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    Bad thread, worse alliance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pvc View Post
    Bad thread, worse alliance.

    See the truth is though... All threads are bad, and all alliances seem to be the worst.

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    Its always fun to read of alliance collapses, regardless of size or relevance.
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    +rep for putting the TL;DR at the top of the post instead of at the bottom. People could learn from you~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proc D View Post
    This is my first OP since becoming a member of Kugu. I thought I would attempt to create a thread that would be worth your time, readers. NEM3SIS
    That is exactly where i stopped reading.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dego View Post
    +rep for putting the TL;DR at the top of the post instead of at the bottom. People could learn from you~
    I'm sure it's a nice op and it's not like there's a limit on unnecessary threads or anything (to be honest it's easier to ignore topics you don't care about if they're all in separate threads), but I gave up before getting to tl;dr. ops:

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    I love when people pretend to be puppetmasters.

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    Fuck I laughed - screw the nay sayers mate - this is at least content compared to alot of stuff lately +1 from me.

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    yeah if broski got a thread, NEM3DOT can have one to

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    Marmalade: Shit from a faggot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powers View Post
    Marmalade: Shit from a Faggot.
    Sounds like a solid story. Please make a thread?

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    fuck off with that shit from tis thread - Modzi's do your thing please.

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    Wusti layin' down the law from down under.

    Not a bad thread though, clearly written, just enough mails for context without getting "TLR". Nice post man.

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    Good OP justifies a thread. That chat log as well. Proper puppetmasta.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicky D View Post
    yeah if broski got a thread, NEM3DOT can have one to
    wheres the cascade imminent thread??? dont you guys live in lowsec or smth??



    also good op, its nice to see at least someone knows how to collapse an alliance and cut their losses

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    Meh. I was in AAC and NEM3 until they went to perrigan which was around fall last year. I talked to Eden a lot and I'm pretty sure that this whole puppetmaster thing evolved when Eden thought he could pull it off safely. Hubris~

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    Thanks for the interesting OP about stuff in Eve other than the massive coalition slap fights.

    I moved all the ESG stuff to the ESG thread.

    This is where I make a comment about putting stuff back in the dumpster.

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    I don't give a fuck about what you wrote about because lol nemthreesonesdot, but I approve just because there's a tl;dr, you generally understand sentence structure and you know where your shift key is.

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    and took friendly corps to merge with Divinity(dot)
    Jesus Christ. The exec of that alliance is so fat she had to leave work on disability for her obesity and work at home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Internet Spaceships View Post
    Jesus Christ. The exec of that alliance is so fat she had to leave work on disability for her obesity and work at home.
    A 21 man corp, and their exec corp. Not much of an alliance tbh, looks like most of them jumped ship to the new incarnation of NEMthree. The fat whale will be on her knees bawling. "They all left me!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnknownPoster View Post
    The fat whale will be on her knees bawling. "They all left me!!!"
    MY GRAVITATIONAL PULL WAS NOT STRONG ENOUGH

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    Hahaha, she misspelled her ticker because her fat finger pressed D instead of G
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    This is now a thread about how fucking fat the cunt is in the alliance that is not known, as DivinityDOT.

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    pics please

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    58 billion is a lot of drakes for hakawau, he should be ashamed to take away drakes from their prestigious drake fc

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    so if you're trying to be a ~puppetmaster~ and blame another person for your theft it's generally a bad idea to send a mail to your scapegoat reveling your whole master plan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warband View Post
    so if you're trying to be a ~puppetmaster~ and blame another person for your theft it's generally a bad idea to send a mail to your scapegoat reveling your whole master plan.
    Oh shit, boys. I think this might be getting pretty funny here soon.

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    I was glad to read this; thank you. Part of what was most fun about doing my political updates (and, ultimately, one of the least sustainable parts) was reading about all the small, "irrelevant," "shitty" corps and tracking their progress in EVE. I remember how the departure of the three AAC founding corps from DEM0N HUNTERS (or was it R.A.G.E? I could never keep either shitty pet straight, not that there was a meaningful difference) was being sold to me as a harbinger of said shitty alliance's doom. I have to be honest, I never actually believed that AAC could keep an alliance going this long. Hearing about this dramatic explosion has made my day. Thank you.

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    R.A.G.E, regrettably, wasn't quite a pet...

    But goddamn was it a shitty alliance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wusti View Post
    Fuck I laughed - screw the nay sayers mate - this is at least content compared to alot of stuff lately +1 from me.

    Indeed, content like this is good stuff.

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    This kinds of posts always attract 'Is that all, cheap bastards?' and/or 'Shitty alliance not worth the time it takes to die snobbery'.

    Still worth posting for all that.

    If it was those useless bags of skin from R.A.G.E or DEM0N HUNTERS however, I'd grabbing a Bombay tonic, grabbing a cravat and making a sneering face as well probably.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doink9731 View Post
    Thanks for the interesting OP about stuff in Eve other than the massive coalition slap fights.

    I moved all the ESG stuff to the ESG thread.

    This is where I make a comment about putting stuff back in the dumpster.
    There is no ESG thread... didn't you hear the news? I'm sorry you have to find out this way, but... Broski... passed away a few days ago.

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    ~5 seat space council~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proc D View Post
    Thank you.
    From: Lord Britalious
    Sent: 2012.04.01 01:56
    To: birdythebest,

    Hello Birdy, I’m contacting you to apologize for your character becoming caught as part of the collateral damage. I had every intention to keep you; you were becoming more and more useful as an asset to me. However, your secret meetings with b33r, Tynian and friends were becoming a slight inconvenience to the exit strategy I had installed. I couldn’t allow for loose ends.

    Preferring to avoid being portrayed as the bad guy, I thought it would be best to have you enact this role for me. Conveniently this was also an interesting solution to provide a sufficient diversion to occupy the attention of the masses, thusly allowing me to walk away with 58 billion isk whilst pinning the blame on you.

    “On this news birdythebest stole assets from AAC (Apex Ardent Coalition), just like he did from Hydra. as the following mail confirms that they are dead.” – Quote from evenews24


    Interestingly, in this script I’m now filling the role as the good guy and you’re the greedy villain who steels stuff from corpies. How nice. This would have been avoided of course if you were more cooperative with my original instructions. Oh well I guess, shit happens.

    Anyway Mr Birdy, it has been an interesting year spent with you, I hope you and I can put this previous event behind us, as this chapter in the game for me is now officially closed. I want to thank you for your hard work in Nem3sis and congratulate you for reopening your old corporation Ardent Industrial. I hope all the best for you and Ardent members. So long Mr Birdy, and thanks for all the fish.

    Regards
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    How could this be true? look at the date birdy claims it was posted. Sent: 2012.04.01 01:56 now look at the date on this link when the character lord britalious was sold on the 2012.03.27: https://forums.eveonline.com/default...osts&m=1003299 that is over a week after this character was sold. I think someone is making shit up.

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    This seems like a whole lot of shit to make up for your 2 minutes of e-fame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0110101011 View Post
    https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1003299[/URL] that is over a week after this character was sold. I think someone is making shit up.
    Welcome to Kugu, Eden. Enjoy your visit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captainktainer View Post
    I was glad to read this; thank you. Part of what was most fun about doing my political updates (and, ultimately, one of the least sustainable parts) was reading about all the small, "irrelevant," "shitty" corps and tracking their progress in EVE. I remember how the departure of the three AAC founding corps from DEM0N HUNTERS (or was it R.A.G.E? I could never keep either shitty pet straight, not that there was a meaningful difference) was being sold to me as a harbinger of said shitty alliance's doom. I have to be honest, I never actually believed that AAC could keep an alliance going this long. Hearing about this dramatic explosion has made my day. Thank you.
    They were of course from DEM0N HUNTERS cap.

    Interestingly, and somewhat sadly, my ex-Alliance mates for 2 years in Huzzah - GSY - have gone from bad to nearly worse going from Nem3 to Giantsbane. /o\

    They sure have fallen. From a DH lead alliance to a RAGE lead one.

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    Very well written sir. +repNow what of the accusation that the mail was sent after the character sold?

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    Best part of the downfall of nem3. My shitty 31man altcorp did all their fucking logistics, and we didnt recieve squat in feulcosts or thanks for doing it.

    Gotta love your friends innit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh Ashen
    Very well written sir. +repNow what of the accusation that the mail was sent after the character sold?
    Well, I asked myself that same question. I emailed him trying to find out how he managed it and didn't hear back at first. Then I received the following mail yesterday, which was interesting. So I looked around the forums...

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    Fw: Well done.
    From: Proclus Diadochu
    Sent: 2012.04.03 17:23
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    Lulz...?

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    Well done.
    From: Pain God
    Sent: 2012.04.03 09:28
    To: Proclus Diadochu

    Hello again Proc,

    Seems you simply can't win. The problem with those of you with simple minds is you never see the larger picture. I arranged that sale far in advance so that in the event someone such as yourself were to attempt to blame me, I could simple ruin your little plan.

    Owning multiple accounts to rearrange my myriad of characters and alts is a blessing I am sure you are unfamiliar with. I will continue to enjoy my "earnings". Just wanted to say nice try and again, thanks for all the fish.

    Regards
    /Sshhhh

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    I am going to guess this was Eden? and the fish thing is getting old.

    https://forums.eveonline.com/default...05#post1018505

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