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    Quote Originally Posted by AdmiralJohn View Post
    Let me just say that never in my life have I suffered the kind of verbal abuse that Maka just spewed at his own pilots. Like, wow. What a genuinely terrible person.
    You've clearly never been in an Morsus Mihi/RAZOR/Widot fleet then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Mexxico View Post
    br doc me bro
    http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=10066

    Here you go friend.
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    Holy shit the frustration in that latest soundcloud, I almost feel sorry for them. I said almost.

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    https://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_...&kll_id=515541

    I don't know what to think anymore.

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    And yes, that is in fact a 100mn AB Shield Artyloki.

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    I would think that any competent human being would realize 100mn AB Shield Loki =/= 100mm AB Tengu.
    [spoiler=But then again]-A- is shit[/spoiler]

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    Oh and Makalu lost his third tengu today.

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    -A- today heroically killed a neo moon and then fought outnumbered 5:1 in 100mn tengus against supers, rokhs etc. and were able to kill off vast amounts of scrublords before having to dock up due to the sheer numbers arrayed against them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Le'Blob View Post
    -A- today heroically killed a neo moon and then fought outnumbered 5:1 in 100mn tengus against supers, rokhs etc. and were able to kill off vast amounts of scrublords before having to dock up due to the sheer numbers arrayed against them.
    This is your worst troll so far, 0/10.

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    http://soundcloud.com/dariush_still_...ou/a-cta-03-08

    "I'm being put completely out of action by a fucking Keres"

    We're reimbursing those now.

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    "I have 50 million. Someone please supply me with a Tengu, I don't have any money"

    -Makalu "I'm being completely put out of action by a Keres" Zarya

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    You guys can donate to El Digin by sending your ISK to BiggerDangDude ingame.

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    Wow I should come back to fly a keres and piss off maulk lmao.

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    I love flying ECM shit even though it is usually a suicide mission, people just freak the fuck out about it.

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    I'm not certain why folks would put up with an alliance leader/Lead UberTacticalGenius FC screaming at the top of his lungs demanding reimbursement because he died horribly in his Tengu.

    "I expect Logis to reimburse my Tengu."
    2 minutes later
    "Why isn't my Tengu up on contract?"

    LoL

    I guess he didn't realize there was a lot of jamming on the field...and damps and he's zooming around creation in a TiDi situation...
    ITS ALL THE LOGI'S FAULT I DIED LIKE A DOG

    Damn...

    **Go TEAM GB**

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    In other news:

    A bit of "drama" in TRIBE.

    Some dude has been constantly relisting and stuff, heh, so O C C U P Y shat down his throat. So he's been all butthurt about it and posts have been made back and forth from both sides, until he made this fine gem of a post:


    Bluefucker gone Bitterfag gone Actively looking for supers to steal? Heh. O C C U P Y has done it's job

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    What kind of FC can't call targets while damped/jammed? It isn't nearly as easy, but god damn broadcast a target and ask someone to tell you when it dies.

    I'm seriously questioning my alliances sanity having ever been blue to such bads.

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    If he can't lock it, how can he possibly whore on the mail

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Leaner View Post
    What kind of FC can't call targets while damped/jammed?
    The kind that is very concerned with coming up in the top 10 for personal kills on evekill. Can't get on killmails if you can't lock (or smartbomb your own fleet as they die)

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    Quote Originally Posted by FastJack316 View Post
    I love flying ECM shit even though it is usually a suicide mission, people just freak the fuck out about it.
    That's why there is Falcon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean Leaner View Post
    What kind of FC can't call targets while damped/jammed? It isn't nearly as easy, but god damn broadcast a target and ask someone to tell you when it dies.

    I'm seriously questioning my alliances sanity having ever been blue to such bads.
    You can't broadcast targets outside of your lock range, so damping target callers is a decent strategy.


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    When Sort was being sensor damped a day ago when we fought with 110 man rokhfleet against 210 -A-, he just calmly asked his second in command to broadcast targets. It worked out fine.

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    Eve pvp-community clearly went downhill after broadcast introduction.

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    i totally wish you could broadcast things always all the time
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    Apparently, Richter just put Makalu's shit in the scrub dumpster for, what I think, is the 5th time today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiggerDangDude View Post
    Apparently, Richter just put Makalu's shit in the scrub dumpster for, what I think, is the 5th time today.
    I heard it's actually at round 3 for this fleet alone.

    c/d?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aelith View Post
    You can't broadcast targets outside of your lock range, so damping target callers is a decent strategy.
    apparently I need to be clearer here, you can always broadcast targets out to 100k, and if you can lock further you can broadcast to your lock range.

    so damping a command ship that can't lock further then 100k is dumb, damping a tengu that can lock out to 120k is not.

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    We had a really good fight. I'll post a BR here in a few after I take a smoke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aelith View Post
    You can't broadcast targets outside of your lock range, so damping target callers is a decent strategy.

    Wait holy shit really? I actually didn't know that. I feel dumb now, but still you aren't unable to call targets, have someone else actually broadcast. Or better yet, have someone else call targets...

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    Alright, BR 2: Electric Boogaloo

    iHub timer for 49-U6U came out at about 0445 alongside an EXE staging tower. Formed drakes to go cover caps repping it, roughly ~100 dude in Drakefleet. Bridged out, repped structures. Eyes in 4-0 showed oracles undocking and warping around, so we stuck around for a couple minutes to see if they wanted to scrap - and they did. We brawled on the 4-0 gate inside 49-U6U and oracles died in earnest. They mostly went for tackle and squishy shit in Scorch range. I kept the fleet at about 65km the whole time while we volleyed battlecruisers one at a time. Anything of ours that broadcasted for reps was saved immediately. They fucked off to a planet and both fleets played pinging games. -A- caught my fleet as we were warping up and killed a claymore + few drakes. I thought it was gonna be over, but their dictor bubbles had caught the slow oracles and a hero rifter was in perfect range for a warpin, so round two began in earnest! They played pinging games as we melted oracles since we had no dictors, but I slipped with my positioning and they jumped on our Scimitars twice. Forturnately not much died as logistics dudes were on the fucking ball. I was primaried multiple times, but my backup fcs/target callers kept shit together when i was moving at 14m/s and jammed to dick. Drakes kept getting saved and oracles popped which continued for about 15 minutes. As they fucked back off we looted the field and they rage-reshipped to Lokis. I denied Makalu his pound of flesh and immediately went home. He got tackled by the pos as we were all loading grid into 1DH, lel.

    Fight was amazingly fun! I didn't use the magical ~batphone~ and numbers were almost even. First time I got an actual FIGHT - no blueballs, no instaheadshot, no surprise structure shoot - from one of my fleets. I'd give props to -A- for sticking around so long and constantly reshipping to bring a fight, but they tossed that shit right out the fucking window with the rage-reship.

    Props to all the dudes who logged in for that fight, props to the pr0 FC bootcampers who helped out, props to Montolio for coming too (even though he died because comms are 4 gaylords he'd rather jump blind) for a great end to a kickass day.

    fixed br: http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=10090

    Unsure if all the kills have synched yet, if not check back in like a half hour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdmiralJohn View Post
    Let me just say that never in my life have I suffered the kind of verbal abuse that Maka just spewed at his own pilots. Like, wow. What a genuinely terrible person.
    Should have heard Evil Thug, or even Twinkey when someone fucked up a bubble or did something retarded. Or just simply died.
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    Great BR Richter, was an amazing fight. You should have stuck around though all we did was grab some more oracles. No lokis. Anyway, bring more like that and you will get a fight every night.

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    Our ever-present scout said "Lokis are undocking" so I nope.avi'd the fuck out immediately. He might have been wrong, though.

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    A couple bonus lokis maybe but yeah order was "get more oracles, you useless fucks" maka. I reshipped from stabber fleet to oracle and jumped back in with fleet to see u guys leaving. Best fight of the day and i was on most of them, tengufleets, dread blap etc.. props for a good fight

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    Hey -A-, thanks for bringing the most fun war I've been in. As much shit is talked, I'm having a blast and hope you guys are having fun, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FastJack316 View Post
    The kind that is very concerned with coming up in the top 10 for personal kills on evekill. Can't get on killmails if you can't lock (or smartbomb your own fleet as they die)
    The day Makalu learns about FOF-Missiles is the day he goes #1

    Shooting your own Logis still counts as kills!

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    Makalu

    good job in the face of adversity

    you shitting yourself via el digin's keres is amazing
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hrald View Post
    Hey -A-, thanks for bringing the most fun war I've been in. As much shit is talked, I'm having a blast and hope you guys are having fun, too.
    Thank you. We're having a blast in this side also. As soon you login you have a pretty good chance of insta action.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoCoalist View Post
    Thank you. We're having a blast in this side also. As soon you login you have a pretty good chance of insta action.
    Hey now, this thread is about being as smug about the opposition as possible and "-A- is shit" being tossed around at least every second post.
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    man now el digin is going to be so in squad jabber

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    PRIMARY IS THE KERES PRIMARY IS THE KERES IS THE KERES DOWN YET PRIMARY IS THE KERES

    Somehow I'm so much happier flying with Elo now.

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    CAN I SUGGEST that instead of paying Makalu "SOMEONE KILL THAT FUCKING KERES" Zarya £2,000 a month to FC for you, you plex that £2,000 a month and use it to pay for ship reimbursements?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnknownPoster View Post
    Some dude has been constantly relisting and stuff, heh, so O C C U P Y shat down his throat.
    "OMG our market dudes have found an idiot who actually allows them to get a decent capital turnover, what a tragedy!"

    the joys of socialism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WNxWolfy View Post
    PRIMARY IS THE KERES PRIMARY IS THE KERES IS THE KERES DOWN YET PRIMARY IS THE KERES

    Somehow I'm so much happier flying with Elo now.
    God, I do REALLY wish we'd just bring some support ships and have them shoot frigs/tackle/other close shit instead of focusing the entire main fleets firepower on friggin rifters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richter Belmont View Post
    http://soundcloud.com/dariush_still_...ou/a-cta-03-08

    "I'm being put completely out of action by a fucking Keres"

    We're reimbursing those now.
    I was looking for a way to put my EAF5 skill to good use.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blawrf View Post
    CAN I SUGGEST that instead of paying Makalu "SOMEONE KILL THAT FUCKING KERES" Zarya £2,000 a month to FC for you, you plex that £2,000 a month and use it to pay for ship reimbursements?
    Blawrf £2,000 is about 120 tengus if I did my math right. -A- is up to 89 (just mails TEST is on, this doesn't include losses to other people) tengu losses this week alone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slycat View Post
    God, I do REALLY wish we'd just bring some support ships and have them shoot frigs/tackle/other close shit instead of focusing the entire main fleets firepower on friggin rifters.
    The only tackle I gave a shit about in that fight last night was some hero in an SFI who sat at 0 on me for like five minutes.

    And even then I don't think I ever called him primary; just told nerds to sic drones on him.

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    Keres fleet is a go! That sound recording is one of the funniest things i've ever heard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Userkare View Post
    Blawrf £2,000 is about 120 tengus if I did my math right. -A- is up to 89 (just mails TEST is on, this doesn't include losses to other people) tengu losses this week alone.
    that's also how many tengus we lose a week to rats~

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