Delvolution

**Sean Alenko** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by TheYeti

Cause Makula

That is all the reason you would need.

Counterpoint: DBRB

**ihaveahelmet** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by progodlegend

Also I love how rustled you get over the audacity of me not wanting to suck goon dick.

Can we get a thousand word dissertation on the pros and cons of dicksucking, with videos, screenshots, dps graphs and timelines in support?

**GreenDaemon** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by progodlegend

If we switched sides, you'd get to be in fleets with me.

Oh dear, you offer a compelling point

**Player of no importance** · 2012-07-10

Unfortunately, SoCo's insistence on playing docking games for days has created a new breed of CFC-member that loves nothing more than sitting at 100 on an undock in an unprobeable tornado blapping nerds. I see no reason that this love for blapping will not simply move to follow you all to your new Stain home. You have awoken a sleeping dragon.

**progodlegend** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by ihaveahelmet

Can we get a thousand word dissertation on the pros and cons of dicksucking, with videos, screenshots, dps graphs and timelines in support?

I haven't posted like that in a while now...

Akatori · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by Player of no importance

Unfortunately, SoCo's insistence on playing docking games for days has created a new breed of CFC-member that loves nothing more than sitting at 100 on an undock in an unprobeable tornado blapping nerds. I see no reason that this love for blapping will not simply move to follow you all to your new Stain home. You have awoken a sleeping dragon.

Honeybadger nerd, with a love for blapping SoCo on their own undock, reporting in

**Slycat** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by Some Market Dude

As discussed 40 pages ago, Nulli should go join one of the two proto-blocs in the North, where they'll actually get a chance to grow and improve.

They're like the drunken and lazy twenty-something still living with their aged mother. Get a fucking haircut and a job, and go make something of yourself.

Yeah and guess where the CFC bandwagon goes once they own delve and the south????

Gotta draw that line somewhere.

**Rezorek** · 2012-07-10

I thought that line was drawn at HM-, or C3N, or ???

See where I am getting at?

**jimmychrist** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by Rezorek

I thought that line was drawn at HM-, or C3N, or ???

See where I am getting at?

We should get back to discussing bonnie lasses?

**No More Heroes** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by Player of no importance

Unfortunately, SoCo's insistence on playing docking games for days has created a new breed of CFC-member that loves nothing more than sitting at 100 on an undock in an unprobeable tornado blapping nerds. I see no reason that this love for blapping will not simply move to follow you all to your new Stain home. You have awoken a sleeping dragon.

And this is why all of the "blobber!" cries are meaningless. The hardest part of this war so far is catching soco when they do undock. Every engagement for the last week except dbrb's frigate fleet and the 'all hands on deck coalition wide CTA' of yesterday has seen soco forces immediately turning tail and running as soon as an opposing fleet lands.

Soco: you have hundreds and hundreds of goons that want to shoot you, we filled up a 256 man fleet in 5 minutes last night to save a freakin TCU. If you can't compete with these numbers- don't let your mouth write checks your ass can't cash.

**Vee** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by progodlegend

I think you are misunderstanding me, why the fuck would I join YOUR side?

Also I love how rustled you get over the audacity of me not wanting to suck goon dick.

**KariJ** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by Akatori

Honeybadger nerd, with a love for blapping SoCo on their own undock, reporting in

It is hideously fun. I didn't get on the kill because I had my MWD on at the time, but there was a 1.6 billion isk Vindi that warped to a wreck about 170 below the station. Guess who got pointed and blapped? Ironically it was Caldari someone or other, one of the -A- ATX team members

**Rezorek** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by jimmychrist

We should get back to discussing bonnie lasses?

Delicious, delicious redheads.

**p4km4n** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by Slycat

Yeah and guess where the CFC bandwagon goes once they own delve and the south????

Gotta draw that line somewhere.

I, for one, look forward to running races around EVE on the Eye of Terror.

**Some Market Dude** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by Slycat

Yeah and guess where the CFC bandwagon goes once they own delve and the south????

Gotta draw that line somewhere.

AAA keep trying to sell this galactic conquest story, when the truth is that the entire CFC+HBs mobilized because they don`t like YOU.

It`s pretty hard to actually dislike Nulli and wish them ill; it`s much easier to feel that way about AAA.

**Slycat** · 2012-07-10

So anyway some (fairly light on details content) for that big fight last night.

I was in logi so had a very tunnel view of the action. We formed up and warped to titan to cyno in. Seems the bad guys had a bombing fleet waiting for us near the titan (I assume we went to titan outside of pos shields to save pos password dramaz).

Most of our fleet got through but the more darwin fleet members who were late and/or turned on MWD so they didnt OMG MISS BRIDGE got popped I think.

One we got in there was some yelling about people getting popped on that titan and then it went a bit quiet. I'm guessing our FC disconnected or so. Sounded like Maka jumped in to get things moving because an enemy fleet had landed on grid. Lots of pew pew and I quickly realised I couldnt lock and of our dudes. Seems our scimi anchor had lagged/disconnected/dsyced and was merrily leading the scimis away from fleet without. Partially my bad here, I should have had a bit more detail in my overview and flagged it but I was being over focused on the broadcast window and trusting too much in my anchor to keep my position correct.

So lots of tenugs got blapped. Maka was NOT impressed when he noticed the scimis were 120km away.

We finally caught up and we got a break in incoming dps, I assumed one of the friendly fleets was getting blapped at that point. We were able to catch some reps but in general it was tough repping the tengus.

Operation DONT-FLY-DAMN-EXPENSIVE-T3-SO-I-DONT-CRY-WHEN-I-GET-BLAPPED was a great success tho! My poor bank balance lives on!

On paper it looked like a big fat loss for us from the start but we all wanted a fight. Was lotta fun. I logged in a hurry to do some RL stuffs so am now about to add an extra scimi to our loss count as I fly blind back through enemy lines to the safe haven of 319

Next time gadget!

**Jean Leaner** · 2012-07-10

I like the fuck sides, side.

**T'Renn** · 2012-07-10

Tell me more about sucking goon dick while you cup makalu and CC's balls, PGL. Why can't you just admit that you backed the wrong horse and think about the alliance you guys worked so hard to build up? I like you a lot dude but c'mon you just resorted to calling my entire alliance goonfuckers. It's not something we take lightly because point of fact it's just not true and you know it. You're starting to drink the fucking pubbie "everyone against us is a goon pet" kool aid man. Very unchill of you.

**KariJ** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by T'Renn

Tell me more about sucking goon dick while you cup makalu and CC's balls, PGL. Why can't you just admit that you backed the wrong horse and think about the alliance you guys worked so hard to build up? I like you a lot dude but c'mon you just resorted to calling my entire alliance goonfuckers. It's not something we take lightly because point of fact it's just not true and you know it. You're starting to drink the fucking pubbie "everyone against us is a goon pet" kool aid man. Very unchill of you.

And I thought I was a bad poster.

**KariJ** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by Slycat

So anyway some (fairly light on details content) for that big fight last night.

I was in logi so had a very tunnel view of the action. We formed up and warped to titan to cyno in. Seems the bad guys had a bombing fleet waiting for us near the titan (I assume we went to titan outside of pos shields to save pos password dramaz).

Most of our fleet got through but the more darwin fleet members who were late and/or turned on MWD so they didnt OMG MISS BRIDGE got popped I think.

One we got in there was some yelling about people getting popped on that titan and then it went a bit quiet. I'm guessing our FC disconnected or so. Sounded like Maka jumped in to get things moving because an enemy fleet had landed on grid. Lots of pew pew and I quickly realised I couldnt lock and of our dudes. Seems our scimi anchor had lagged/disconnected/dsyced and was merrily leading the scimis away from fleet without. Partially my bad here, I should have had a bit more detail in my overview and flagged it but I was being over focused on the broadcast window and trusting too much in my anchor to keep my position correct.

So lots of tenugs got blapped. Maka was NOT impressed when he noticed the scimis were 120km away.

We finally caught up and we got a break in incoming dps, I assumed one of the friendly fleets was getting blapped at that point. We were able to catch some reps but in general it was tough repping the tengus.

Operation DONT-FLY-DAMN-EXPENSIVE-T3-SO-I-DONT-CRY-WHEN-I-GET-BLAPPED was a great success tho! My poor bank balance lives on!

On paper it looked like a big fat loss for us from the start but we all wanted a fight. Was lotta fun. I logged in a hurry to do some RL stuffs so am now about to add an extra scimi to our loss count as I fly blind back through enemy lines to the safe haven of 319

Next time gadget!

I wish I could have been there

Damn my eastern US timezone.

**progodlegend** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by T'Renn

Tell me more about sucking goon dick while you cup makalu and CC's balls, PGL. Why can't you just admit that you backed the wrong horse and think about the alliance you guys worked so hard to build up? I like you a lot dude but c'mon you just resorted to calling my entire alliance goonfuckers. It's not something we take lightly because point of fact it's just not true and you know it. You're starting to drink the fucking pubbie "everyone against us is a goon pet" kool aid man. Very unchill of you.

I told the goon dude I wouldn't join his side, not you bra, you plus rep me a lot, you're cool.

**Slycat** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by Some Market Dude

AAA keep trying to sell this galactic conquest story, when the truth is that the entire CFC+HBs mobilized because they don`t like YOU.

It`s pretty hard to actually dislike Nulli and wish them ill; it`s much easier to feel that way about AAA.

I had thought PL were here were delve pissing in Nullis cereal well before -a- came down? All those posts about how they escalated due to Nulli shit posting?

Or has all that been swept under the carpet now.

CFC need people to shoot. Soon as delve is pacified they will engineer an excuse to attack somewhere else? (And why shouldn't they conquest is what the game is about?).

No body has managed to win eve, though many were touted. Mittans has a good shot given the HBadgers are the only real danger to him and they've left it too late to oppose him.

**T'Renn** · 2012-07-10

this is now a fuck goons thread. Sorry endie and fix lag.

**Scotch** · 2012-07-10

I thought that was pretty much every thread.

**Razzor** · 2012-07-10

I think I would rather suck fcon dick than makakakakakakalu

**Praesus Lecti** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by Grath

Ok we're gonna a "-A- Restricted Ship List" here soon.

So far on that list would be Blapnados, Falcons, Dreads, Carriers, Titans, Supercarriers, Rifters (obviously the way the kill them first every fight), Scorpions and of course the anchored bubble.

Not just ships though, Grath. You're forgetting about ECM drones. Makalu doesn't like those either.

**Grim** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by T'Renn

Tell me more about sucking goon dick while you cup makalu and CC's balls, PGL. Why can't you just admit that you backed the wrong horse and think about the alliance you guys worked so hard to build up? I like you a lot dude but c'mon you just resorted to calling my entire alliance goonfuckers. It's not something we take lightly because point of fact it's just not true and you know it. You're starting to drink the fucking pubbie "everyone against us is a goon pet" kool aid man. Very unchill of you.

A lot of people like to be hipsters and fight the evil goonies who are destroying eve.

**Rezorek** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by Slycat

Mittans has a good shot given the HBadgers are the only real danger to him and they've left it too late to oppose him.

Why would TEST ever attack the Goonies?

You have to destroy a lot of bonds and history to ignite a war between those two.

**ihaveahelmet** · 2012-07-10

Did someone say hipsters?

**Some Lemming** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by Gallinae

We have cookies and beer.

What kind of cookies?

**KariJ** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by Slycat

No body has managed to win eve, though many were touted. Mittans has a good shot given the HBadgers are the only real danger to him and they've left it too late to oppose him.

Who in their right mind thinks the HoneyBadgers are going to reset Goons & Co.? Goons are bros, and the rest of the CFC (case in point: FA) are like stepbrothers we love to fight with when nothing much is going on to prevent the decay that infected the NC from infecting our bloc as well. It's all for fun though. The SOCO has learned first hand exactly what happens when there is a real enemy to fight.

**T'Renn** · 2012-07-10

samoas - the best cookie.

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by Razzor

I think I would rather suck fcon dick than makakakakakakalu

Makalu's a shitty lover, he pops as he undocks

**Blawrf** · 2012-07-10

I MADE THIS

**KariJ** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by Blawrf

I MADE THIS

Look at all those systems ripe for the taking!

**Dysphonia** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by Rezorek

Why would TEST ever attack the Goonies?

You have to destroy a lot of bonds and history to ignite a war between those two.

Yeah, we dont want Dek, the rats there jam, its really annoying.

**KariJ** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by Dysphonia

Yeah, we dont want Dek, the rats there jam, its really annoying.

I'm not so sure. It might be better than having to burn my Tengu within 5km of the Serpentis rats when they dampen the hell out of me. Sometimes I see spawns and just moan in pain.

**kiresays** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by Dysphonia

Yeah, we dont want Dek, the rats there jam, its really annoying.

This. Sensor damps? Pshhhh. Besides, the serpentis scourge isn't defeated yet.

**Some Lemming** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by T'Renn

samoas

thin mints or gtfo

**T'Renn** · 2012-07-10

that titan song is unbearable.

**Some Market Dude** · 2012-07-10

I'll take HED, if we're divvying shit up right now.

**icanhazcheesetoast** · 2012-07-10

Originally Posted by T'Renn

Tell me more about sucking goon dick while you cup makalu and CC's balls, PGL. Why can't you just admit that you backed the wrong horse and think about the alliance you guys worked so hard to build up? I like you a lot dude but c'mon you just resorted to calling my entire alliance goonfuckers. It's not something we take lightly because point of fact it's just not true and you know it. You're starting to drink the fucking pubbie "everyone against us is a goon pet" kool aid man. Very unchill of you.

PGL never had to jizz on his wife's arse and post pics of it to get on SoCo's side.

**Player of no importance** · 2012-07-10

This is the Goons' year to be the "force that is destroying Eve." Honestly, I prefer that to the DRF's reign as the force that is destroying eve last year, as they did not speak a ton of English and had poor propaganda.