Opti comes out of the closet, Goonswarm Declares Victory

**Lorren Canada** · 2012-04-10

Seconded.

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-04-10

Admit it, you want his AIDS. You want it hard.

**Iratus** · 2012-04-10

Originally Posted by Securitas

I post when my expertise, largely lacking in the rest of the kugu posting community, is needed.

bows

I wish we could make you understand, somehow, that we don't give a fuck about your expertise on gettin your asshole rammed.

**Elenor Pewpew** · 2012-04-10

The former occupants of Tenal might though dohohoho

**Securitas** · 2012-04-10

Originally Posted by Iratus

I wish we could make you understand, somehow, that we don't give a fuck about your expertise on gettin your asshole rammed.

Well you might say that but there was a pre-existing debate. It is now solved.

**Securitas** · 2012-04-10

Originally Posted by Grogoth

I hope you get aids and die

I was going to call you out or something but Australia has actually dealt with AIDS quite well so v0v

**penifSMASH** · 2012-04-10

Originally Posted by Securitas

Much more important, actually.

how would your asshole fare if it were dragged by a Ford F150 across asphalt for half a mile

**Viribus** · 2012-04-10

Originally Posted by Securitas

I was going to call you out or something but Australia has actually dealt with AIDS quite well so v0v

They can't be doing that well, iirc austrialia still has homosexuals

**Securitas** · 2012-04-10

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

how would your asshole fare if it were dragged by a Ford F150 across asphalt for half a mile

Probably better than yours, actually.

**Viribus** · 2012-04-10

I dunno, chicken vindaloo will toughen up even the softest of anuses

**Opti** · 2012-04-10

Originally Posted by Securitas

Probably better than yours, actually.

hes asian, he could never be loose

they all have small brown cocks you see

**Kitty Vintner** · 2012-04-10

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

how would your asshole fare if it were dragged by a Ford F150 across asphalt for half a mile

you already did that joke

**WomynPower** · 2012-04-10

aids cures fags

**Grogoth** · 2012-04-10

Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller

Admit it, you want his AIDS. You want it hard.

Well, the way he keeps sucking on that AIDS dispenser~~

Originally Posted by Viribus

They can't be doing that well, iirc austrialia still has homosexuals

We actually had homosexuality illegal until 1997, god damn hippies

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy_law (ctrl+f tasmania)

Seriously though Securitas, I get it, being gay is your thing - you need some niche and role playing a cockfiend is it. That's great, totally happy for you - but seriously, I hope you get aids, and then hatecrime beaten - I hope you linger on life support for a while, dealing with your gay plague and fucked up body.

(in game)

**Securitas** · 2012-04-10

You might just say I POS repped you.

**BiggerDangDude** · 2012-04-10

I've got some AIDS for you Securitas. Give me 5b ISK and you can have them.

**Endie** · 2012-04-10

Securitas while I wish you would fuck off and never post again I'd like to qualify that by adding that when the Kaposi's Sarcoma starts to become visible a photo blog of your decline and eventual, inevitable death would be really welcome.

**Securitas** · 2012-04-10

Originally Posted by Endie

Securitas while I wish you would fuck off and never post again I'd like to qualify that by adding that when the Kaposi's Sarcoma starts to become visible a photo blog of your decline and eventual, inevitable death would be really welcome.

What have I done to make the master of posting so angry and what can I do to appease him?

I mean I know roleplaying hating people who aren't in your space guild is the norm but death wishes are pretty harsh, bro. You shouldn't take hate so far

**Fix Lag** · 2012-04-10

Endie's straight, but he would probably settle for a blowjob anyway.

**Securitas** · 2012-04-10

Originally Posted by Fix Lag

Endie's straight, but he would probably settle for a blowjob anyway.

It's a trap.

**zodt** · 2012-04-10

hey man there aint nothin gay about getting youre dick sucked

**Endie** · 2012-04-10

Originally Posted by Securitas

What have I done to make the master of posting so angry and what can I do to appease him?

I mean I know roleplaying hating people who aren't in your space guild is the norm but death wishes are pretty harsh, bro. You shouldn't take hate so far

You forgot to mention that you were gay, there.

**Securitas** · 2012-04-10

Originally Posted by Endie

You forgot to mention that you were gay, there.

People 'mention' that they're straight all the time, it's just not seen as such because it's so common.

That said half the time we're discussing my sexuality it's because some retard goes "HURR DURR SEC IS GAY" earlier on in the thread. Also you would be surprised how curious people get if there's a gay guy not afraid to answer explicit questions in comms or something, so there's definitely an element of interest from people other than myself.

**Fix Lag** · 2012-04-10

Wait, wait....are you saying you've been a homosexual this whole time?

Holy fuck. I had no idea.

**zodt** · 2012-04-10

hey sec how many angry posters can you appease at once

should we start with 3 and work our way up??

**Della Monk** · 2012-04-10

Even with anal girth it still depends on the posters

**Grogoth** · 2012-04-10

Originally Posted by Securitas

You might just say I POS repped you.

Oh you son of a bitch, now I caught the title of Gay Bar

WHELP

**Wusti** · 2012-04-10

Originally Posted by Grogoth

Oh you son of a bitch, now I caught the title of Gay Bar

WHELP

Poetic Justice friend. You should've come to the last Sydney drinkie and this could have been avoided.

**MpozoY** · 2012-04-10

Originally Posted by Grogoth

We actually had homosexuality illegal until 1997, god damn hippies

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy_law (ctrl+f tasmania)

Mods please go ahead and change Grogoth's forum name to "Ctrl-F Tasmania"

**Dental Floss** · 2012-04-10

If only something else were happening in the game and the topic of this thread could stop being Securitas's gayness, aids, and the depth and girth of anuses.

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2012-04-10

Originally Posted by Securitas

People 'mention' that they're straight all the time, it's just not seen as such because it's so common.

That said half the time we're discussing my sexuality it's because some retard goes "HURR DURR SEC IS GAY" earlier on in the thread. Also you would be surprised how curious people get if there's a gay guy not afraid to answer explicit questions in comms or something, so there's definitely an element of interest from people other than myself.

Shut the fuck up sec holy shit man.

**Cryo** · 2012-04-10

In all honestly. Does it really matter that someone wants to stick their penis into someones butte. Or have their but wrapped around a Penis? Free love man~

**Ron Mexxico** · 2012-04-10

and opti was the one kicked out of goons for shitposting.....

**Scaeva** · 2012-04-10

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

how would your asshole fare if it were dragged by a Ford F150 across asphalt for half a mile

Boy, that escalated quickly

**aryndel vyst** · 2012-04-10

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

how would your asshole fare if it were dragged by a Ford F150 across asphalt for half a mile

What kind of engine does the Ford F150 have in it? Is it a supercab? Does it have a pair of sweet trucknutz on the hitch?

**Lorren Canada** · 2012-04-10

I liked it more when we talked about Opti. How did this thing get hijacked

**Securitas** · 2012-04-10

Originally Posted by Lorren Canada

I liked it more when we talked about Opti. How did this thing get hijacked

Right...here

Originally Posted by BiggerDangDude

Who can take more dick in their ass, Opti or Securitas?

**Some Market Dude** · 2012-04-10

Gonna have to side with securitas on this one.

You guys are being huge faggots.

**Sentinel Eeex** · 2012-04-10

Originally Posted by Securitas

People 'mention' that they're straight all the time, it's just not seen as such because it's so common.

You really nailed the right word there, tiger.

common

Heh, stupid fuck.

**MandozerTheGreat [banned]** · 2012-04-10

Mainstream conformists. *sucks dick*

**Pilious** · 2012-04-10

So this thread is now about who can be a larger flaming homosexual, great I can stop looking for actual content updates.

**Opti** · 2012-04-10

I wish i could go to alabama and find a guy who is such a huge fucking bigot god loving bible bashing down right vile cunt

and punch him in his lesbian gay porn watching hypocritical face

segway complete

**woo glin** · 2012-04-10

~cultural revolution~

Now back to homochat.

**Soft Insanity** · 2012-04-10

So is this the thread for further activities until Jita or has this just become a totally not a shitpost thread?

**andwhatisthis** · 2012-04-10

thx 4 posting m8 , o7

**Sezja** · 2012-04-10

I dont know why everyone is hating on sec, my neighbor is gay and let me tell you his lawn looks the best in the neighborhood and we have some real landscaping tryhards

**Chadbrochill17** · 2012-04-11

Originally Posted by Sezja

I dont know why everyone is hating on sec, my neighbor is gay and let me tell you his lawn looks the best in the neighborhood and we have some real landscaping tryhards

Just out of curiosity, did it finally dawn on you that he was gay when you noticed his back yard was as well "landscaped" as his front yard??

**hellkyte** · 2012-04-11

Here's a good tagline for a poster on the cultural thing:

Only pubbies use a tired memes.

**Malaclypse** · 2012-04-11

Seriously; just because you guys are afraid to admit that you do like it when your anus tickles, you don't have to bash the guy freely admitting it.
Stick with bashing the LOOK AT ME attitude.

P.S.: I guess the thread was closed for a reason after all. Someone make a new Northern thread when something eve-related happens.

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