Prencleeve Grothsmore: "I'll collapse the Clusterfuck, then penetrate the Goons!"

[jjjggg50]

Dear Prencleeve, are there any plans to prevent Gene Parmesan from reforming the clusterfuck only minutes after their collapse?
If so, will Michael Bolton be allowed to show his muscular body during the victory parade?
I love parades.

Good question, I asked my intelligence director the same question. Our plan is break the 'friendship', we have so many spies Test won't know if who they are talking to is a legit member of if he is working for me or the NC.

[Malaclypse]

Good question, I asked my intelligence director the same question. Our plan is break the 'friendship', we have so many spies Test won't know if who they are talking to is a legit member of if he is working for me or the NC.

The NC, eh. Yeah, mighty organization that one is; a very much alive one, too.

[Xystance]

My god you were training from age 13 to be the delta force of swinger parties weren't you?

I can't remember too well what I was doing at age 13 but I think I was playing Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2.

Holy shit I never thought about it that way... but yeah.

(I think Red Alert 1 was out when I was 13, so I was playing that. that and possibly Half Life. Also Duke Nukem 3d YEEAAAHHHHHHHHH)

[Fix Lag]

Good question, I asked my intelligence director the same question. Our plan is break the 'friendship', we have so many spies Test won't know if who they are talking to is a legit member of if he is working for me or the NC.

Should someone break the news to him they've been dead for months and months?

[Malaclypse]

Should someone break the news to him they've been dead for months and months?

They probably have resurrected already. His intelligence department is just so much ahead of the rest of us.

[Don Peyote]

Should someone break the news to him they've been dead for months and months?

That's what they want you to think

[jjjggg50]

That's what they want you to think

You folks do realise the NC still exists in a non-formal manner.

[Malaclypse]

You folks do realise the NC still exists in a non-formal manner.

Now you'll have to stop teasing and feed us some intel there!

[Grim]

Its me, Im the NC. Now that you know my shocking secret I have to conquer the universe before you recover from the surprise.

[Don Peyote]

You folks do realise the NC still exists in a non-formal manner.

As do the Illuminati, the Nazi Party and Margaret Thatcher

If what you mean is that we've got a "the NC is dead long live the NC" kind of scenario going on then yeah true but otherwise you should either contact Vinata with more info and he'll set something up with you, or stop drinking your own Kool-Aid

Also when someone asked earlier "Harvard or Oxford Commas", they didn't mean the Universities - they meant do you use the Oxford comma or not (don't, it's stupid). Besides, Oxford is better in several fields than Cambridge and you really shouldn't be planning your choice of University at 13 because it's a long way off. Wait until 16 at least before you even start thinking about it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serial_comma for more info



Now please enlighten us : Buttes, or Donges?

[jjjggg50]

Now you'll have to stop teasing and feed us some intel there!

You'll have to register to become part of the Assyrian Coalition (My organization). Contact me on Skype: james.gibson1998

[Marivauder]

You folks do realise the NC still exists in a non-formal manner.

Does that mean that nazi's still exist, like hiding on the moon?

The nc are hiding in moons, which Razor mine, they found some of them

[Don Peyote]

You'll have to register to become part of the Assyrian Coalition (My organization). Contact me on Skype: james.gibson1998

You Babylon too much. I'm sorry, I pledged my allegiance to the Hittites a long time ago - I guess Ur shit out of luck.

In other news there are far fewer puns about Mesopotamia than I thought there would be

[Grim]

Maybe the mentally untable pre-teen has the NC confused with NCdot. Or is his secret organization working with ncdotdot, the sister alliance of Babylondotdot.

[Malaclypse]

Also when someone asked earlier "Harvard or Oxford Commas", they didn't mean the Universities - they meant do you use the Oxford comma or not (don't, it's stupid).

As exquisite Harvard may be as a University; the only authority on English are the Brits, and thus Oxford. We'll call you 'Murricans when we need ways to butcher our language, thank you.

[Fix Lag]

Maybe the mentally untable pre-teen has the NC confused with NCdot. Or is his secret organization working with ncdotdot, the sister alliance of Babylondotdot.

shhhhhhhhh he doesn't know yet

[Xystance]

Excuse me Preencleve,

I asked for your opinion earlier on an important issue, please see: http://www.kugutsumen.com/showthread...l=1#post380644

I'm not going to take you seriously unless you take roleplaying as seriously as I do. Please give me your thoughts on this and I may take you seriously. Otherwise i can't consider the Assyrian Alliance a threat.

[Fix Lag]

Yeah the AssDOT Alliance doesn't strike me as particularly intimidating yet. Perhaps if you succeeded in destroying TEST, I would change my views.

[Yue]

There is so little content lately that I'm not sure if this is the worst thread or the best thread.

[Malaclypse]

Yeah the AssDOT Alliance doesn't strike me as particularly intimidating yet. Perhaps if you succeeded in destroying TEST, I would change my views.

But the Assyrans eventually defeated the Mitanni and reduced it to a providence of the Assyrian Empire. How can you not see through this clever prophetic name? Not even our alliance with Egypt will save us.

EDIT: Also fuck you, Edit Button - I wanted to quote!

[anzoxe]

the boltzmann experience would be happy to endorse you

please contact me ingame on anzoxe hitorii so we can work out how we will penetrate the goons

[Tector]

Xenuria and I are not affiliated. I have tried to form a relationship between the two of us, but he is too arrogant and narrow-minded to work with.

I guess there are some teenies that even he won't bop.

[Tector]

Good question, I asked my intelligence director the same question. Our plan is break the 'friendship', we have so many spies Test won't know if who they are talking to is a legit member of if he is working for me or the NC.

It's amazing that your intelligence director hasn't had the intelligence to point out that the NC is dead and gone. Mr. Current Affairs, isn't he?

[jjjggg50]

This is embarrassing. Kajetan Champleski (my intel director) was confusing the Northern Coalition with NCDOT. We are collaborating with NCDOT - not the spiritual Northern Coalition.

[tgr]

Impressive.

[syndic thrass]

This is embarrassing. Kajetan Champleski (my intel director) was confusing the Northern Coalition with NCDOT. We are collaborating with NCDOT - not the spiritual Northern Coalition.

Shit guys, look just how competent they are... maybe we should just give up now rather that be embarrassed.

[smg77]

That changes everything. NCdot has a crack intel team.

[syndic thrass]

Hahahaha this autistic fuck got into Dreddit and is now shitting up topgoon jabber. I'll post logs later. Sadly once the ESA updates he will get the boot. this shit is good though. I think he is giving people life advice about the job market and shit right now.

[powers]

(7:48:09 AM) communist_dictator: I am James Gibson
(7:48:19 AM) communist_dictator: I have penetrated your auth system
(7:48:50 AM) industrial_oblitorator: can I get someone moved on mumble please
(7:48:58 AM) powers_sa: Post a thread in SpaceGBS about it
(7:49:04 AM) Innominate: ^^
(7:49:10 AM) Innominate: post a thread!
(7:49:14 AM) Innominate: please
(7:49:31 AM) communist_dictator: You goons have failed to keep me out
(7:49:46 AM) communist_dictator: This is punishment for thieving 2 years of my life.
(7:50:28 AM) Innominate: I don't think you understand the dynamic here.
(7:50:34 AM) powers_sa: none of us care
(7:50:39 AM) communist_dictator: You will do
(7:50:40 AM) powers_sa: unless you post a thread about
(7:50:43 AM) communist_dictator: When the CFC collapses
(7:50:43 AM) spuddernut: is this seriously that guy
(7:50:47 AM) Innominate: it is
(7:50:47 AM) powers_sa: Goons only care about posting
(7:50:47 AM) communist_dictator: Yes it is
(7:50:54 AM) cryo_huren: are you honestly james gibson?

[syndic thrass]

(9:29:08 AM) syndic_thrass: communist_dictator:
(9:29:09 AM) syndic_thrass: communist_dictator:
(9:29:09 AM) syndic_thrass: communist_dictator:
(9:29:10 AM) syndic_thrass: communist_dictator:
(9:29:10 AM) syndic_thrass: communist_dictator:
(9:29:10 AM) syndic_thrass: communist_dictator:
(9:29:10 AM) syndic_thrass: communist_dictator:
(9:29:10 AM) syndic_thrass: v
(9:29:11 AM) syndic_thrass: vcommunist_dictator:
(9:29:11 AM) syndic_thrass: communist_dictator:
(9:29:11 AM) syndic_thrass: communist_dictator:
(9:29:11 AM) syndic_thrass: communist_dictator:
(9:29:12 AM) communist_dictator: It probably is, but I'm only 13.
(9:29:13 AM) communist_dictator: What?
(9:29:14 AM) syndic_thrass: communist_dictator:

(9:29:17 AM) syndic_thrass: fist fight me irl

No response. He scared m8s

[Cryo]

Prencleeve - "Archaeology is a more solid career choice than 3D Design" Grothsmore.

Something sgone wrong when an Autistic 13 year old is trying to give me life advice

[Don Peyote]

As exquisite Harvard may be as a University; the only authority on English are the Brits, and thus Oxford. We'll call you 'Murricans when we need ways to butcher our language, thank you.

I'm French, remember?

Prencleeve - "Archaeology is a more solid career choice than 3D Design" Grothsmore.

Something sgone wrong when an Autistic 13 year old is trying to give me life advice

Haven't you seen Indiana Jones/played Uncharted? Life is JUST like that

[Vinata]

As exquisite Harvard may be as a University; the only authority on English are the Brits, and thus Oxford. We'll call you 'Murricans when we need ways to butcher our language, thank you.

Isn't that what the Welsh are for?

[Malaclypse]

I'm French, remember?

How does being French make anything better for you?

[Don Peyote]

How does being French make anything better for you?

I didn't say better, just different

[jjjggg50]

This thread was temporarily closed whilst I rethought some tactical decisions. I can assure you, our spies are becoming larger in number by the week - although unfortunately our Test director spy turned out to be a double-agent. We quickly removed her from the Assyrian Coalition. Happy posting folks!

[ente]

pretty deep sig you got there

[Grim]

our spies are becoming larger by the week

Probably the first true thing you've said this entire thread

[Barry Zuckerkorn]

Probably the first true thing you've said this entire thread

I thought puberty did not start till like age 15? Maybe I was a late bloomer

[Don Peyote]

I thought puberty did not start till like age 15? Maybe I was a late bloomer

It varies - I got my first pube at 12, and I know people who were hairless until 16-17. The beginning of Puberty itself can happen at any time between 10 and 17 as far as I know, but there have been cases of it starting earlier or later. Girls start earlier than boys, from 10 onwards (can you imagine asking your parents why you just pissed blood? It must be terrifying )


But Barry I digress what does Grim's post have to do with Puberty?

[somedude76]

I remember praying for pubic hair before I got to junior high so I wouldn't be embarrassed in the showers! God answered my prayers.

[Don Peyote]

I remember praying for pubic hair before I got to junior high so I wouldn't be embarrassed in the showers! God answered my prayers.

He didn't answer mine for a larger dick

I'm now an Atheist.

[Barry Zuckerkorn]

It varies - I got my first pube at 12, and I know people who were hairless until 16-17. The beginning of Puberty itself can happen at any time between 10 and 17 as far as I know, but there have been cases of it starting earlier or later. Girls start earlier than boys, from 10 onwards (can you imagine asking your parents why you just pissed blood? It must be terrifying )


But Barry I digress what does Grim's post have to do with Puberty?

He stated his spyring was getting larger, and Grim said that was the first true thing he said. So I guess my mind thought that this kid had all of his 13-14 year old friends playing eve while going through their growth spurts and trying to use their new deeper voices to sound legit on comms. But I tend to jump to conclusions pretty fast I guess.

[Don Peyote]

He stated his spyring was getting larger, and Grim said that the first true thing he said. So I guess my mind thought that this kid had all of his 13-14 year old friends playing eve while going through their growth spurts and trying to use their new deeper voices to sound legit on comms. But I tend to jump to conclusions pretty fast I guess.

Damn that is one fast crazy train of thought

Good theory though

[jjjggg50]

Damn that is one fast crazy train of thought

Good theory though

His theory is right. I only recruit real-life friends and directors as spies.

[ente]

How much time left until the cfc implodes?

[Barry Zuckerkorn]

How much time left until the cfc implodes?

Well they did just reset Elite Space Guild...

EDIT Oh wait it was ESG.

[Grim]

I was going towards the internet nerds are rapidly becoming more obese, didnt really expect people to be so fixated on dicks. It all worked out in the end though.

[Securitas]

He didn't answer mine for a larger dick

I'm now an Atheist.

Size doesn't matter~

[Don Peyote]

I was going towards the internet nerds are rapidly becoming more obese, didnt really expect people to be so fixated on dicks. It all worked out in the end though.

99% of my hang-ups are directly related to the size of my penis