Prencleeve Grothsmore: "I'll collapse the Clusterfuck, then penetrate the Goons!"

[Malcanis]

hey lets give riv and xenuria a thread of their own as well and then there will be a thread for every down-syndrome window licking faggot craving attention for you all to shower them in.

?

Supporting this obviously good idea

[Richter Belmont]

like the three musketeers except with 1000% more obsession, rambling and stuttering

[tgr]

Don't forget more buttans for droppink de panties.

[ente]

What is this i dont even

Seriously, 13 y/o wants to disband 25k man-coalition with "network of intelligence and spies"?

Is that the tl;dr version?

[srly]

well having read the last 4 pages i'd sum it up like this: 13y/o kid who is in denial with his mental condition trying hard to gain attention by making long posts and terrible vids and claiming that he'll bring down space communism with his band of elite ~spacespies~

Also the 42 day countdown is already ticking, so watch out because shits gonna get real soon

[Endie]

It's not this kid's first rodeo. By which I mean timer.

I am intrigued. As a jaded spymaster myself I might just let this play out merely to see if the kid has the plan, the execution and the cojones to see it through.

Prencleeve I think I may have a route for you. Contact The Groundskeeper in-game and I'll give you a code with which to identify yourself through mail and forums PM. Then we can talk. No troll.

[Kanloch]

The Groundskeeper

[spoiler='Groundskeeper Endie']
[/spoiler]

[Endie]

The reference is not unintentional.

[NOTwhitetree]

I'm a 13 year old male

Hey there little buddy, Do you like Popsicle huh? You should come down to my basement, I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles. Or how about you step into my van and we can play this rad game i made up called hide the sausage

[ente]

I would like to play 'hide the sausage' with you.

[Marivauder]

What is this i dont even

Seriously, 13 y/o wants to disband 25k man-coalition with "network of intelligence and spies"?

Is that the tl;dr version?

It's actually 63k man-coalition in penif mesurements

[tgr]

I thought we were at 70-80k by now in penif currency.

[Marivauder]

I thought we were at 70-80k by now in penif currency.

You can never know

[Lorren Canada]

I'm surprised you guys actually put up with him - we told him to get the fuck out and live his life cause wasting it at 13 trolling people on the internet is stupid.

[niggernigger [banned]]

I'm surprised you guys actually put up with him - we told him to get the fuck out and live his life cause wasting it at 13 trolling people on the internet is stupid.

You realise that, in this day and age, this is a fairly normal childhood.

[ente]

Like its fairly normal to register with the name niggernigger nowadays and then mock kids for being trolls on the internet?

[Shoogafoots Jones]

I'm some creep who is going to eat you...

Do Autistics eat people? Jesus Christ... even more reason to fear them!

Did you know they have the strength of an orangutan???

[Marivauder]

i love this kid more than daley

[Warhead]

So I was playing another game yesterday, and some dude got all indignant about something trivial that happened...and I thought "wow this dude is buttmad".

And then I see this thread and quickly realized that you don't truly know what being buttmad is unless you're an EVE player.

I'll admit that I haven't actually read it beyond the OP and the first couple replies, but it appears to be going places (hopefully to the gas chamber), so by all means please get back to trolling the shit out of each other.

[srly]

I'm surprised you guys actually put up with him - we told him to get the fuck out and live his life cause wasting it at 13 trolling people on the internet is stupid.

I think this the generation gap in effect right here. Next thing you know, a whole nursery of wannabe underage spacespies gonna rise from the unknown and begin plotting against the establishment we know as CFC.

I hope he takes up Endie on his offer and we get quality stuff out of it

[Lorren Canada]

I think this the generation gap in effect right here. Next thing you know, a whole nursery of wannabe underage spacespies gonna rise from the unknown and begin plotting against the establishment we know as CFC.

I hope he takes up Endie on his offer and we get quality stuff out of it

I'm not sure it's so much a generation gap as guys not too much older than this kid looking back in shame at the stupid things they did only ten years ago.

[Kanloch]

I dunno about you, but when I plotted the downfall of a major game entity in my early teens, I actually saw it through.

[Larry Gershwin]

I would like to see you all take the opportunity to ask some interesting questions.

Assuming you plan to execute what you claim jjjjjjjjjjjgggggg can you describe for me succinctly, how you plan to:

A. Stealthbuff titans and supercarriers to absurd levels of power
B. Resurrect a HVAC repairman from the clutches of a succubus
C. Free Karttoon

and last but not least

D. Teach all of Team Tech the way of good posting.

Also what are your thoughts on this killmail? http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12788514

[fugazii]

When I was 13 I was poppin caps in bitches asses and slingin rocks on the corner ~as every aspiring young black rapper from the hood should

[Tristan Acoma]

I dunno about you, but when I plotted the downfall of a major game entity in my early teens, I actually saw it through.

With all due respect to your burning hatred for Donkey Kong, it's really just not the same thing at all

[Kanloch]

With all due respect to your burning hatred for Donkey Kong, it's really just not the same thing at all

I didn't touch that damn dirty ape, he was dead long before I found him.

[Malaclypse]

I'm not sure it's so much a generation gap as guys not too much older than this kid looking back in shame at the stupid things they did only ten years ago.

Wow, easy there bro! Just speaking for myself but I do know damn well that the stupid shit I did with 13 was far less creepy than this shit. It also involved a lot more "going outside".

[Phineas Freak]

Wow, easy there bro! Just speaking for myself but I do know damn well that the stupid shit I did with 13 was far less creepy than this shit. It also involved a lot more "going outside".

throwing fresh horse apples at a girl you secretely admire, get a sun tan while waiting for her, and after getting caught discover that her au-pair is far more interesting in a way you can not quite understand. would be classic, yet far more interesting. hell yeah. blowing shit up in your uncles garden. something you can still tell other adults while trying to hit on a 35yr old singer in a bar. still slightly creepy though.

now try the same with HIS story and watch people slowly moving away from you with an awkwardly frozen smile on their face.
but maybe social engineering and mind games are the new shit. it can be fascinating, but it's just so much harder to re-live it as an outsider when reading about it.

[Iseeyouseemeseeyou]

13 year old me no joke:

[JimFromIT]

At 13 I was obsessed by warhammer 40k and Yasmin Bleeth - in equal measures

[Bowkers]

At 13 I was solely thinking of quick tongue action in the chapel..and yes I went to a Catholic school

[Iseeyouseemeseeyou]

At 13 I was solely thinking of quick tongue action in the chapel..and yes I went to a Sept

I took the liberty of fixing that for you.

[John Smith]

13 year old me no joke:

I prefer this version.

[Dezzy]

"age is just a number" is a great pickup line to use on the older ladies

[Iratus]

This thread is depressing.

And I live in a fucking third world country. I know depressing like a whore knows her warts.

[Vinata]

I wish I could code so I could add a giant countdown clock to the top of the site.

[Xystance]

Preencleeve,

if you successfully free Karttoon I will sponsor you into TEST.

[Securitas]

At 13 I was obsessed by warhammer 40k and Yasmin Bleeth - in equal measures

After a quick google search: http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/r.../bleethmug.jpg

What is wrong with you?

Anyway I think Syndic's like 18 Fix, not that being young in EVE is much of an excuse for being retarded.

[Night]

When I was 13 I was poppin caps in bitches asses and slingin rocks on the corner ~as every aspiring young black rapper from the hood should

What prompted you to change your career to internet spaceships?

[tgr]

After a quick google search: http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/r.../bleethmug.jpg

What is wrong with you?

(Links are, as should be obvious, potentially NWS. Lick them at your own risk.)
I dunno http://en.gtwallpaper.com/fondecran/..._bleeth_02.jpg
She looks like a right old minger: http://www.wallpaperpimper.com/wallp...1-1024x768.jpg
I really don't see who could possibly want a piece of this when they were younger: http://celebs.amerikanki.com/wp-cont...ine-Bleeth.jpg

Yeah, seriously, what's wrong with you?

[Securitas]

If you don't want to look like you're taking sarcasm too seriously you can post a maximum of 2 response links. :P

[Night]

If you don't want to look like you're taking sarcasm too seriously you can post a maximum of 2 response links. :P

Securitas, arbiter of acceptable internet responses.

what the fuck

[Dego]

Don't joke about porn around goons.

Its srs business

[tgr]

There's a reason it's goons with two o's.

(This is where someone with actual graphical talent takes some goon logo and makes a modification along this route: http://images.picturesdepot.com/phot...aper-29551.jpg)

[Securitas]

Securitas, arbiter of acceptable internet responses.

what the fuck

Joking, bro, joking.

[Pilious]

Yasmine Bleeth was one of my favorits, what is this thread about I feel it may have been derailed from the original post.

Ah yes 13 year old answer my questions otherwise I can not approve of this holy crusade to destroy the Goon. I happen to be in an alliance that relys on them for content right now. The utter destruction will need to provide lots of salty tears and content and it sounds like you want to hit the disband button which although will be funny will not destroy the goons. That has happened already.

[syndic thrass]

Didn't want that alliance anyway. Pilious must be used to saying that by now.

[JimFromIT]

I have no standards anyhow and would willing hump a dirty teabag vov

[ungrided]

Its like toddlers in tiaras, except he's 13 and splerging like a middle aged PR exec

I blame the parents

[Space cadet]

Of course we went out more at 13.
Home entertainment in my day was a black and white TV with 3 channels and a Binatone TV console with 2 games squash and tennis. Squash was simply the one player game of the 2 player tennis game.
Would I of gone out as much If I had all the stuff 13 years old have today? I doubt it lol.