Securitas, posting alts, and the heavy burdens of overencumbered egos

[Fix Lag]

I think your posting alt just got burned, Sec.

[spoiler=Let Me Check]Yes, yes it did.[/spoiler]

[UnknownPoster]

I burned it ages ago. But hey mari can take credit for this

[Artemis]

I'm not securitas but believe what you want.

[Grim]

I'm Securitas.

Fakedit: I meant I'm Artemis.

[Securitas]

No, I'm Artemis.

[caleb ball]

I'm Artemis. lolololololol

[Philip Loki]

Stop the crap, guys...we all know I'm Artemis.

[MrLumberjack]

No, no, no, I am the real Artemis.

[Hypo Dermis]

I AM ARTEMIS

[July]

I'm [s]Artemis[/s] a faggot.

No I'm not. But you all are. Faggots, that is.

[Artemis]

But who is it?

[UnknownPoster]

May not be sure who artemis is anymore, however I know your all irrelevent, and thus don't care. However the fact that you went through trouble to gather your troops sec, makes me laugh.

[Securitas]

Dream, it's "relevant."

Sorry, pet peeve.

[Securitas]

99% was amazing that's why you went to Bat Country right

[Midori Tsu]

99% was amazing that's why you went to Bat Country right

OH SNAP

[Grim]

99% was amazing that's why you went to Bat Country right

I think 99% still have him on retainer to be their forum whiteknight.

[Bowkers]

Much like evol was amazing until you had to do a job right?

[Securitas]

Much like evol was amazing until you had to do a job right?

I did a job every day, one that 99% (get it) of the scrubs in this game couldn't or wouldn't do, what do you mean?

[Scaeva]

Did you guys know that Securitas is gay?

[Securitas]

Did you guys know that Securitas is gay?

Did ?you?

[UnknownPoster]

I did a job every day, one that 99% (get it) of the scrubs in this game couldn't or wouldn't do, what do you mean?

Sucking dick isn't a job securitas.

[Marivauder]

Man, i read this today in college, and it wouldn't let me log in to Kugu, i was cringing to reply, any who i am here.


Sec, Let's go through the list,

Evolution - You praised this corp like it was your own child, mainly because you kept it alive for a while, then you broke up with your boyfriend, and you couldn't do a 30 minute thing such as setting up a pos, i mean seriously, where you crying so much you forgot your login details? Secondly, Molle called you out, which i thought was amazing of him, he tried to tell you to become helpful in Evolution you had to do more than just fc, of course fcing alot, but as we've seen Evol aren't just a 1 job corp, gotta contribute, once you got called out, you left, simply because YOU CAN'T be a grunt, because you have to call the shots or else you'd whine and bitch at someone to listen to your story. You left, formed a new concordiat, anyways NEXT STORY

Concordiat(no The) - I wondered why you made this corp and i just came to the conclusion which is explained previously, you have to call the shots, you gave Horse the full ownership of The Concordiat, which at the time was alright but now, i assume he didn't want to give you the ownership back or you just didn't have the balls to ask him yourself, so you made a new one, pretty much sniped everyone you took into Evol and the ones who left their, except you didn't (or attempt to) get Midori or Alizandro, because i assumed they got sick of your shit, smart of them, they are cool people and knew what they where doing. So you made this corp, got the members, then the other day i noticed you linking a killboard br, which is normally like you, although the site address was "TheRealConcordiat" this pretty much summed it all up for me, you couldn't help knowing someone else had a hold of your old corporation so you try to out-do them. Then comes in the awoxing of 99% people, which i'm sure you took great pride in saying it was all your idea (might be wrong, but fuck it i'm going for a hatrick) then calling out Dreamtrooper (this got me) which pretty much made you probably the biggest hypocrite in EVE and these forums, saying to him "If it was so great why did you leave for BAT" now what i see here is you being a bitter motherfucker because you know very well that most of BAT have probably the biggest hatred against you and you can't help knowing people don't like you. So yeah, you are a faggot now.

Oh yeah, using a second account "Artemis" on kugu to literally counter yourself in hopes for some argument, e.g. you post a kb, and Artemis will suddenly post "haha i bet you (insert hatred comment)" in the SOLE hope that someone would respond to you so you get that little bit of attention of having people talk about you (good or bad) on the internet. It's very gay and attention seeking, you also use Kugu like it's facebook, We all know you're gay, and i'm sure 99% (no pun) don't give a single fuck about you liking men, but you don't need to show us on your avatar LOOK GUYS I'M GAY POST ABOUT ME, and also jumping into random threads to show everyone, LOOK GUYS, WE KILLED A TEST DRAKE, full BR, in the test and concordiat thread on SDF and EOU.

Basically, i used to like you, but now you are just a huge faggot, damn i raged here

I love Dreamtrooper

[someguyfromoverthere]

-Snip-

This, a thousand times this!

[UnknownPoster]

Ladies and gentlemen, Marivauder has left the building.

Love you too, in a totally heterosexual way.

[Checkbox Poll]

boosh

[Tali]

I'm feeling a little warm and fuzzy here.

also, confirming full homo love for Dreamtrooper, he will always be a 99bro

[Fix Lag]

Message Recipient(s): Securitas
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[Securitas]

Ahahahahaha.

"you can't help knowing people don't like you."

Also did you just take Psych 101 Mari? Because that's an awful lot of "today in my psych class we learned..." level psychoanalysis. Please continue though, it's funny. It's also funny that for most people bygones are bygones and I fly with pretty much everyone I've ever disagreed with, but Bat Country still remembers (and writes essays about my character flaws.)

[Don Peyote]

I signed up for Psychology but they put me in Biology instead, I was hella confused first day

[Fix Lag]

I signed up to kill Krauts but ended up cleaning garbage and mess halls at a base in Biloxi, Mississippi.

[Securitas]

Mari remember when we used to be bros

:roundabouts:

[MandozerTheGreat [banned]]

Remember when you talked to me about feeling down and wanting to cuddle with THE DOMINATOR? Then telling me "Bros can cuddle with eachother right nothing's wrong with that"?

[Securitas]

Girls do that shit all the time

[UnknownPoster]

Girls do that shit all the time

Girls also borrow eachothers underwear but to hell if i want some other dude ballsweat rubbing against my junk.

[Securitas]

Girls also borrow eachothers underwear but to hell if i want some other dude ballsweat rubbing against my junk.

It could be worse if you were a girl. It could be vagina juice.

[Securitas]

In other news, you guys have space, that makes you slightly relevent, right? Either way, grats 99, and gl with internet space politics.

We do, actually.

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/system/ZNF-OK

[UnknownPoster]

We do, actually.

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/system/ZNF-OK

Shut up faggot I wasn't talking about you. And by faggot I mean person who likes men. And by person who likes men I mean the person who doesnt wear the pants. And by that I mean you take it in the ass cause you literally have no balls to do the fucking.

[Midori Tsu]

Concordiat(no The) - I wondered why you made this corp and i just came to the conclusion which is explained previously, you have to call the shots, you gave Horse the full ownership of The Concordiat, which at the time was alright but now, i assume he didn't want to give you the ownership back or you just didn't have the balls to ask him yourself, so you made a new one, pretty much sniped everyone you took into Evol and the ones who left their, except you didn't (or attempt to) get Midori or Alizandro, because i assumed they got sick of your shit, smart of them, they are cool people and knew what they where doing.

Holy run on sentence batman.

Ok, i can't speak for half of the stuff in that sentence, but your wrong on the members he took. He sniped like 2 people out of all the people the rest had either stayed or left before then. You are also wrong about why we stayed.

Jesus christ, that sentence.

[Finiks]

We do, actually.

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/system/ZNF-OK

You need a station system if you want to be relevant Sec. :>

[Dysphonia]

You need a station system if you want to be relevant Sec. :>

Nulli has station systems and is still irrelevant, therefore I say your argument is incorrect.

[Finiks]

Nulli has station systems and is still irrelevant, therefore I say your argument is incorrect.

Takes special skills for such an accomplishment, right?

[Malaclypse]

Nulli has station systems and is still irrelevant, therefore I say your argument is incorrect.

Yeah, well, that's because Nulli has no Tech.

I'm not securitas but believe what you want.

Wow, rock bottom. That you're craving for attention is nothing new, Sec; but I had no idea just how desperate you are for it. Considering how you constantly have to reaffirm the notion that you don't care about what people on the internet think about you.

[Securitas]

Wow, rock bottom. That you're craving for attention is nothing new, Sec; but I had no idea just how desperate you are for it. Considering how you constantly have to reaffirm the notion that you don't care about what people on the internet think about you.

Do you only understand german because it's been said quite plainly that's not me lmao

Of course it's me, please continue posting about it though. Generating pages of anger definitely wasn't my intention but now I know how. Posting on Kugu is super-serious business apparently, because many of you fine gentlemen obviously have nothing better to do than write essays about me.
Why don't you explain the real life character traits of someone you only know online again?

[Bowkers]

Today I learned a couple of hundred words is deemed as an essay. Fuck knows what my twice weekly 5,000 essays are

[Securitas]

Today I learned a couple of hundred words is deemed as an essay. Fuck knows what my twice weekly 5,000 essays are

623 words is definitely a short essay in a psych 101 class.

e: Also kugu standards are probably lower than whatever that class is.

[Kanloch]

I like how ninety nine per cent of this page has been about securitas.

[Securitas]

I like how ninety nine per cent of this page has been about securitas.

I love how people say I'm seeking attention, but the fact is that this entire page of posting about me started with Mari writing a psych paper about my character flaws in response to a 1-liner quip to dream (which was unrelated to me in any way.)

[Malaclypse]

[...]Generating pages of anger definitely wasn't my intention but now I know how.[...]

I'll have you know that 25% (9 of 36) of posts on this page have been yours, furiously insisting on not being an attention-seeking dramaqueen.

[UnknownPoster]

I like how ninety nine per cent of this page has been about securitas.

I see what you did there. And sec, despite being called out 3 times, twice in this thread, is still denying using artemis as his posting alt. W.e he needs to do to keep the topic on him.

[Securitas]

I'll have you know that 25% (9 of 36) of posts on this page have been yours, furiously insisting on not being an attention-seeking dramaqueen.

Notice how they're all responses to someone else.

Are you really making that argument? I mean I guess logically I probably shouldn't bother responding but when you have a page full of character attacks it's hardly surprising there's a good deal of response from the injured party.

Also Dream:

"Of course it's me, please continue posting about it though." Is it true you're so bitter because you think I destroyed Reloaded, by the way? That's what a little bird told me yesterday. That was your fault, not mine.