Whomever Bort is is supposed to be kicked now.
Whomever Bort is is supposed to be kicked now.
I tried tackling a missioning Tempest.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=878354&#post878354
He asked me to post in COADOODAODCDOACDO so I did but so you fuckers don't have to go there, here is content.
http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=381099
[18:26:43] Xystance > I enjoyed that and I love you
[18:27:00] Heaven Sender > did you ?
[18:27:24] Heaven Sender > ok you can post on CAOD about it
[18:27:35] Xystance > ok will do hang on
It was an epic fight. I had a Republic Fleet Firetail and a Wolf and a warpin to a missioning Tempest.
I warp in, scram and web the tempest, and NEUTS NEUTS GALORE, but I'm easily able to maintain a point.
*flash* a surprise falcon warps in and jams me, welp it's time to :getout:
I get the firetail out but the wolf is pointed. I get out to 33k, and ... i'm still pointed **** this tempest has a faction point he's likely overheating, nooooooooooooooooo
Five minutes later after artillery and hammerheads not being able to track me, i go *pop*
Jafit: Managed to finish Xystence's terrible sig, I'm sorry in advance to everyone else on the forums.Cinomed Fostergut: I just had to say, Xystance has the baddest forum sig known to all of EVE, this is what happens when Insanity Wisdom and Talent meet and have a threesome.
Also Huh... apparently that was a wolf I fit a long time ago. oops.
Jafit: Managed to finish Xystence's terrible sig, I'm sorry in advance to everyone else on the forums.Cinomed Fostergut: I just had to say, Xystance has the baddest forum sig known to all of EVE, this is what happens when Insanity Wisdom and Talent meet and have a threesome.
Goddamnit Xystance
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some dude paid like a bil to turn my avatar on the test forum into a pony avatar
What?
Jafit: Managed to finish Xystence's terrible sig, I'm sorry in advance to everyone else on the forums.Cinomed Fostergut: I just had to say, Xystance has the baddest forum sig known to all of EVE, this is what happens when Insanity Wisdom and Talent meet and have a threesome.
Was probably pseudnoym.Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll
some dude paid like a bil to turn my avatar on the test forum into a pony avatar
Stop ripping off TFR and start ripping off W&W so you lose some weight, nerds.
After a sudden spree of bad posting, I am being made to FC a FiM fleet in the near future. I'll never shit post again.
Wasn't me, but I will happily take the credit.
I shit you not the first spin I got was Reset BDEAL.
Edit: Bah fuck, should have realized this was old news by the time. Ignore me. TEST continue to enjoy blowing up ships and writing funny/interesting stories about it.
i think you mean ...... ~cREDDIT~ .........
Ron Mexxico - Broski North
Helios Black > not mad ron
oh my god romeo squad gave me a titan today
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Time to start the betting pool on how long until you lose it.
[05:28:32] Damienwhat Solette > friend said, if only they didn't have those 2 falcons there, i said they have 3, and he said that just says they don't want to do anything fair, just want to be dicks about it like not normal dicks but big black huge cocks
Realistically speaking probably a couple of months
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today we shat a big fat metal turd on godfathers and it was neat. even though it was mostly tower pew-pewing it was neat, and i learned that not all redditors are insufferable jelqing turdburglars
i anxiously await the sit-down with a GM where i explain to him why i repeatedly called the godfags "turkish niggers" and told a pregnant woman i would fail cascade her fetus
also have this entertaining gif
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I turned 18 2 days ago and no one gave me a fucking titan. Screw you guys.
We have the same birthday. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
[05:28:32] Damienwhat Solette > friend said, if only they didn't have those 2 falcons there, i said they have 3, and he said that just says they don't want to do anything fair, just want to be dicks about it like not normal dicks but big black huge cocks
[/QUOTE]Gentlemen and Beffah/Miri, you will soon see two or three new alliances in Fountain. I expect them to start arriving in the next week.
One is a rather large Russian alliance, another is http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Viking_Empire and the third is still in discussions.
Will update you with a post that has more details about who/why/what when things have finalized.[/QUOTE]
Hey TEST, why is ESG attacking you? I thought you were allies? Why did ESG just kill 6bil of ships? I'm confused
Because the fair tree of fountain must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of j4gs and people incapable of reading jabber pings.Hey TEST, why is ESG attacking you? I thought you were allies? Why did ESG just kill 6bil of ships? I'm confused
Never not awox our TEST overlords. http://kb.gonnahate.org/?a=pilot_det...xt_id=91747160.Hey TEST, why is ESG attacking you? I thought you were allies? Why did ESG just kill 6bil of ships? I'm confused
Also, I wonder who the mystery Russians that are [s]replacing ESG[/s] coming to live in Fountain are.
I think it will be public in the next couple of days. I'm honestly surprised it hasn't leaked yet, a lot of people know about it already.
In before -A-
Flying amarr feels so good as I rub x-instinct all over my tits and face.
This could keep me busy for days! btw...Howdy
I will turn my avatar to anything for a couple bil, pm here
durrhurrdurr if you are reading this
our rematch will happen, and i will force you to be e-honourable
1v1 me at the sun again, fight to the death, no bitchmade RRs
gonna dumpster you so hard you'll turn into a Moa
C0NVICTED is next?
oho shit.... http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Sov_Delivery/alliances has join A.I.F. Prepare to get fucked out of your space.....
http://soundcloud.com/daruna/maxish-returns
BACK FOR THE NEW YEAR
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They wouldn't happen to have any unused fountain space would they now? You seem a bit bitter.
he's hella bitter which is sad because he was a p chill dude
Uhh, they're giving that back to us because they moved to Branch...
Nice try though. Fuckin' dumpass.
I am a subversive dissident readonly'd from my motherland for holding opinions popular with the general membership but outlawed by leadership, AMA.
Why were you readonly'd?
Cause he posted like a fag and he's shit's all retarded.
But really, it was the constant, well written, 10 paragraph, sperg posts that you could never quite tell if that was his own opinion or just inflammatory. The worst thing was not the post themselves but the 20 pages of mind-numbing stupid that followed from TEST members arguing about things they don't understand.
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Retard.
If we have to get fucked out of our space - I couldn't think of anyone else I'd rather have do it to us.
TEST gave us that space and to TEST it returns. They have AIF's gratitude for the time we spent in Fountain with them and it is with a tear in our eyes that we hand it back.
TEST you guys rock.
I'm not exactly sure, no warnings or explanations were given. At a guess it'd be one of these posts:
I think the leadership honestly has to have faith in the membership they lead. There's a time and place for being mysterious and distant and rubbishing rather than talking to concerns, but that isn't all the time. Even during my stint in the schoolyard no explanation was offered by shortbus for our ESG love beyond a Montolio post telling us that they are coolbros and must be loved unconditionally. Many TESTies are quite rightfully asking why, and all we get is 'because'.I would like to offer a vote of no confidence in leetcheese's leadership. Yet again he's proved to be completely at odds with the general consesus of alliance opinion and he should be removed from leadership. After all this is the man who thought that offlining ihubs was a solution to our participation problems, and who seems far more intent on impressing his kugu.com friends with his incredible bitter than he is working towards solutions which make the general membership happy.All of those were upvoted, so basically I was readonly'd for bravely telling it how it is and representing the common TESTie. Unfortunately Montolio disapproves of people sharing opinions. Maybe I should have kept with more leadership-friendly posts like "ylca is a nigger lol".The decisions being made focus more the grand strategic metagame than the rank-and-file membership, and letting ESG shit all over our membership and justifying it with superserious diatribes on the importance of nurturing potential allies is a reflection of that shift in our leadership's philosophy and in my opinion is a very un-TESTlike thing to do.
There's nothing worse than having a good idea for a post not being good enough to pull it off :negative:
this thread has 1000% more autism than it needs to have
Oh god my sides.
why do you hate ESG so much
why are your jimmies so rustled m8, u gonna awox us?
That would be ironic.
that was the point xd
Te Tumataunga is quite likely the most eloquent TEST poster and has been for a very long time.
Yes, his relentless troll-by-controversy was a little tired to those of us who were used to it. But it still worked wonders every fucking time.
Dude really is our Colbert and contributes to our culture through legitimately questioning its flaws and dogmatic elements.
Basically leadership needs to man up and stop taking itself so seriously here.
I am however, somewhat suspicious, that this is in-itself just a fucking troll.
I like Te Tumatauengaganga. I can't spell his name for shit.
In all seriousness, he's always been among the best posters in TEST, and most of his trolls are actually thought provoking and properly argumented.
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"Every rifter counts friend" - VR
argued
argument is a noun derived from the verb argue
argumented, a verb derived from a noun derived from a verb, is redundant
This post happily existed in all possible states before you observed it. Now it has collapsed into a single state.
I hope you're satisfied, fuckwad
Heh, thanks. I was thinking of "argumentados" wich means "with a backup of arguments" and was too lazy to check a proper translation.
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"Every rifter counts friend" - VR
UDSaxman needs to come back to this thread so I can shit on him for being an idiot again.
Where did he go?
His posts always take the most extreme, controversial angle they can. That's not trolling. It's just being an annoying faggot.
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