April 28th - The Return of The King

**Zagdul** · 2012-03-30

There hasn't been much discussion about this here and I know it's early... however this video was too good to let go to waste.

This is my first thread I've ever started and I'm very sorry for it. But I'm pretty psyched about the coming burning of empire and a dude in FA (JDevoe who should make an account here for the +rep) made a pretty cool vid I felt deserved it's on thread.

Since my last post all I want to do is die. and I have been doing that allot in this game. Sorry for making you mad at me. I will leave you allone now and never enter your thread creation again. I will be off looking for a nice quiet corner somewere

**penifSMASH** · 2012-03-30

mods please gas

**pinoyzzz** · 2012-03-30

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

mods please gas

Mittens is a mod here I'm sure he'll oblige

**Viribus** · 2012-03-30

That video makes me want to

**zodt** · 2012-03-30

i feel sick

**SmilingVagrant** · 2012-03-30

Make me a video of a really sick lens flair cresting over my ship as I undock tia. o7o7o7.

**SmilingVagrant** · 2012-03-30

But no not really.

**Mintrolio** · 2012-03-30

fuck him and fuck the mittani - even i have a headache from all the splerging hurfdurfing (is that how you say it?) now.

also please everyone find him he has his own corp. the mittani - T H E M I T T A N I

**July** · 2012-03-30

Originally Posted by Zagdul

There hasn't been much discussion about this here and I know it's early... however this video was too good to let go to waste.

This is my first thread I've ever started and I'm very sorry for it. But I'm pretty psyched about the coming burning of empire and a dude in FA (JDevoe who should make an account here for the +rep) made a pretty cool vid I felt deserved it's on thread.

Since my last post all I want to do is die. and I have been doing that allot in this game. Sorry for making you mad at me. I will leave you allone now and never enter your thread creation again. I will be off looking for a nice quiet corner somewere

This probably should just be merged into the ~welp~ thread.

Regardless, I'm looking forward to the 28th. It's events like this and the interdiction that make Eve great.

**Some Market Dude** · 2012-03-30

Kill yourself.

**Zagdul** · 2012-03-30

Originally Posted by July

This probably should just be merged into the ~welp~ thread.

Regardless, I'm looking forward to the 28th. It's events like this and the interdiction that make Eve great.

I looked at his welp thread as him being booted. I should have spent a lot more time on the OP but fuck it. I'm not here to look pretty.

Cool vid and I'm pretty pumped

**July** · 2012-03-30

Originally Posted by Zagdul

I looked at his welp thread as him being booted. I should have spent a lot more time on the OP but fuck it. I'm not here to look pretty.

Cool vid and I'm pretty pumped

As a sign of goodwill and a gesture of support I hereby release our latest fit for Pizza thrashers to be deployed in full force on the 28th.

[spoiler=The King]

[/spoiler]

**Serious Business** · 2012-03-30

Originally Posted by Mintrolio

fuck him and fuck the mittani - even i have a headache from all the splerging hurfdurfing (is that how you say it?) now.

also please everyone find him he has his own corp. the mittani - T H E M I T T A N I

YUR\ POSTYNG WAZ BETTR WEN U WERR GIMMIK.

**Fix Lag** · 2012-03-30

Originally Posted by July

As a sign of goodwill and a gesture of support I hereby release our latest fit for Pizza thrashers to be deployed in full force on the 28th.

[spoiler=The King]

[/spoiler]

Needs a prop mod or a noctis

**Viribus** · 2012-03-30

You don't need a prop mod when you land at zero on tengus

**Grogoth** · 2012-03-30

You misspelled "Queen"

**July** · 2012-03-30

Originally Posted by Fix Lag

Needs a prop mod or a noctis

Even Love Squad isn't crazy enough to bring a Noctis into Jita on the 28th. Plus, Noctis don't get any real benefit to ninja salvaging suicided ships since you can't tractor beam non-abandoned wrecks.

**wheniaminspaaaaaaaaaaace** · 2012-03-30

Originally Posted by July

As a sign of goodwill and a gesture of support I hereby release our latest fit for Pizza thrashers to be deployed in full force on the 28th.

[spoiler=The King]

[/spoiler]

not cap stable, shitfit.

**Grogoth** · 2012-03-30

Given the fact that you are going to be going against duders with EMP as a default ammo choice, also p dumb

**jeffraider** · 2012-03-30

oh god huge douche chill from that voice over

alskdmaslkdn

ugh

**Ricky** · 2012-03-30

So how many wardecs do you think goons will get in the days up to the 28th could be loads of Tornado kills to be had

**Matos** · 2012-03-30

Originally Posted by Ricky

So how many wardecs do you think goons will get in the days up to the 28th could be loads of Tornado kills to be had

Not sure. Wardecs get expensive rather fast and nothing stops them from using ooc alts.

**Endie** · 2012-03-30

Originally Posted by Ricky

So how many wardecs do you think goons will get in the days up to the 28th could be loads of Tornado kills to be had

If we are crippled by wardecs our RDN, S2N, Rote Kapelle etc etc brosefs will pick up the slack for us.

**progodlegend** · 2012-03-30

Originally Posted by Endie

If we are crippled by wardecs our RDN, S2N, Rote Kapelle etc etc brosefs will pick up the slack for us.

Thats an interesting assortment of alliances.

Meh, whatever, you have my sword

.

**July** · 2012-03-30

Originally Posted by Endie

If we are crippled by wardecs our RDN, S2N, Rote Kapelle etc etc brosefs will pick up the slack for us.

I find it funny you are humoring the notion that highsec dwelling wardec corps would be able to "cripple" a goonfleet with enough alpha to kill a freighter before Concord showing up. I think a bigger threat to all this is high quantities of gooniegriefers screaming "NO FUN ALLOWED" on gates in logi repping freighters you try to suicide. Someone with EFT trained to V should do the math on this.

**Ecocrexis** · 2012-03-30

Originally Posted by July

I find it funny you are humoring the notion that highsec dwelling wardec corps would be able to "cripple" a goonfleet with enough alpha to kill a freighter before Concord showing up. I think a bigger threat to all this is high quantities of gooniegriefers screaming "NO FUN ALLOWED" on gates in logi repping freighters you try to suicide. Someone with EFT trained to V should do the math on this.

I would have though logi wouldn't help much in a gank in a 1.0 or 0.9 system. I mean sure you'd get probably one cycle off on the shields or armor but a freights tank is in its structure.

Heh actually thats kinda of interesting. Ganking in a lower sec system means you have more time before concord shows up. Conversely other players will have more time to rep the victim. This means mass ganking of this nature might be easier in a 1.0 system than a 0.5 simply because other players have less time to interfere.

**Matos** · 2012-03-30

Originally Posted by Ecocrexis

I would have though logi wouldn't help much in a gank in a 1.0 or 0.9 system. I mean sure you'd get probably one cycle off on the shields or armor but a freights tank is in its structure.

Heh actually thats kinda of interesting. Ganking in a lower sec system means you have more time before concord shows up. Conversely other players will have more time to rep the victim. This means mass ganking of this nature might be easier in a 1.0 system than a 0.5 simply because other players have less time to interfere.

What you are saying is that you need more people to gank in 1.0 and that ganking with more people is easier.

You could just bring the same amount of Ships to 0.5 with the same result

**Ecocrexis** · 2012-03-30

Originally Posted by Matos

What you are saying is that you need more people to gank in 1.0 and that ganking with more people is easier.

You could just bring the same amount of Ships to 0.5 with the same result

True. What I meant was that player interference is almost impossible in a 1.0 system.
Although it would be interesting to see if that's proved wrong on the 28th.

**John Caffeine** · 2012-03-30

Best quote from his speach:

"They think, that because this has happened to me, the rest of you are just going to give up and quit Eve. That is not the case. It's hard to say, if what we're seeing from CCP in reaction to what happened, is comming from CCP themselves or from some other influence. We must see, we must wait and see. "

Time to put the tinfoil hats on.

**woo glin** · 2012-03-30

Such an epic vid.

Mad props m8 greetz from the dfw metro area.

**courthouse** · 2012-03-30

Damn duders, it was a good vid to post in jabber but even I knew it was way too tryhard to post here, let alone give it it's own thread.

**Della Monk** · 2012-03-30

Originally Posted by courthouse

Damn duders, it was a good vid to post in jabber but even I knew it was way too tryhard to post here, let alone give it it's own thread.

Especially considering it's just a cut-down version of his speech, with everything about Tenal removed

**niggernigger [banned]** · 2012-03-30

Originally Posted by John Caffeine

Best quote from his speach:

"They think, that because this has happened to me, the rest of you are just going to give up and quit Eve. That is not the case. It's hard to say, if what we're seeing from CCP in reaction to what happened, is comming from CCP themselves or from some other influence. We must see, we must wait and see. "

Time to put the tinfoil hats on.

Why does he assume that, just because he got banned, everyone is going to quit EVE? And then goes on to assume that everyone is going to rally around him?

I knew he was egotistical but damn.

**Dental Floss** · 2012-03-30

Man, this video of the Jita undock, people titan bridging, and a bunch of capitals undocking really makes me want to join Goons.

That was actually a lie, this video is literally awful.

Also with a thread title like this, I'm wondering exactly where Mittens's cock ends and your mouth begins, Zagdul.

**Della Monk** · 2012-03-30

Probably because a lot of people rallied around him and the last time he went against CCP people quit EVE in protest?

**Zagdul** · 2012-03-30

Originally Posted by courthouse

Damn duders, it was a good vid to post in jabber but even I knew it was way too tryhard to post here, let alone give it it's own thread.

Well, you seem to be on your way to winning kugu!

**Kanloch** · 2012-03-30

Poor video, doesn't deserve it's own thread.

Also stinks of goon cocksucking on FA's part, grats zagdul.

**Don Peyote** · 2012-03-30

Moved to SHC

If you want to just post a video with half a paragraph of text, use the EVE Video thread

**courthouse** · 2012-03-30

Originally Posted by Zagdul

Well, you seem to be on your way to winning kugu!

You should see my rep :ssj:

**Phey Onat** · 2012-03-30

I have more tornados than a doomsday prepper has boxes of rice.

**ihaveahelmet** · 2012-03-30

Originally Posted by Dental Floss

Also with a thread title like this, I'm wondering exactly where Mittens's cock ends and your mouth begins, Zagdul.

The zagdul centipede

**Vinata** · 2012-03-30

Originally Posted by John Caffeine

Best quote from his speach:

"They think, that because this has happened to me, the rest of you are just going to give up and quit Eve. That is not the case. It's hard to say, if what we're seeing from CCP in reaction to what happened, is comming from CCP themselves or from some other influence. We must see, we must wait and see. "

Time to put the tinfoil hats on.

Originally Posted by niggernigger

Why does he assume that, just because he got banned, everyone is going to quit EVE? And then goes on to assume that everyone is going to rally around him?

I knew he was egotistical but damn.

The speech is cut up. He talks about how Goonswarm's enemies have begun attacking, and that's where you get the first part. And then 10 minutes later he talks about CCP.

**Zagdul** · 2012-03-31

Originally Posted by Dental Floss

Man, this video of the Jita undock, people titan bridging, and a bunch of capitals undocking really makes me want to join Goons.

That was actually a lie, this video is literally awful.

Also with a thread title like this, I'm wondering exactly where Mittens's cock ends and your mouth begins, Zagdul.

You're just mad it's not your cock.

**Marivauder** · 2012-03-31

Originally Posted by Dental Floss

Man, this video of the Jita undock, people titan bridging, and a bunch of capitals undocking really makes me want to join Goons WITH MY MAIN CHARACTER

**Don Peyote** · 2012-03-31

Originally Posted by Zagdul

You're just mad it's not your cock.

You couldn't handle Dental's cock

He's called Dental Floss because he likes his men to have good oral hygiene trufact

**somedude76** · 2012-04-01

I was convo'd in Jita by a Goonwaffe member. He offered to sell me protection from the coming "Jita Burn". You can get put on the exception lists for only 400M!!

What a deal!

**Zagdul** · 2012-04-01

Originally Posted by somedude76

I was convo'd in Jita by a Goonwaffe member. He offered to sell me protection from the coming "Jita Burn". You can get put on the exception lists for only 400M!!

What a deal!

I'm all signed up.

**Malaclypse** · 2012-04-01

Originally Posted by somedude76

I was convo'd in Jita by a Goonwaffe member. He offered to sell me protection from the coming "Jita Burn". You can get put on the exception lists for only 400M!!

What a deal!

You should report the guy who made that offer to a goon official. It doesn't seem legit as out standard rating is 500 million ISK. That guy was out to scam you, though.
I however would be glad in assisting you t get in contact with a legit Civil Protection Service official should you be interested in getting on that list.

**somedude76** · 2012-04-01

Originally Posted by Malaclypse

You should report the guy who made that offer to a goon official. It doesn't seem legit as out standard rating is 500 million ISK. That guy was out to scam you, though.
I however would be glad in assisting you t get in contact with a legit Civil Protection Service official should you be interested in getting on that list.

Is Zapawork still around? Does he have any pull still these days? Maybe he'll help me!

Anyhow, for that price I should expect a blow job Mittens' mother or sister. Perhaps both at the same time even!

**Sandwich** · 2012-04-01

Originally Posted by Endie

If we are crippled by wardecs our RDN, S2N, Rote Kapelle etc etc brosefs will pick up the slack for us.

I thought they were some of the people that were planning wardecs for you? Or are those the ones that intend to attack 0.0 holdings while your failing in Jita?
Maybe you could call on some of your pets to pick up the slack....like FA?

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