Adventures of Concordiat Alliance and Friends

[Chopin]

Need to do these earlier so I can get killed by you guys.

[Viribus]

I got neuted out by that Bhaalgorn at like 50K off station... stopped my mwd in a heartbeat and I got popped. Bhaalghorn is op as fuck.

Bhaals don't get a neut range bonus genius wtf r u smokin

[Agathor]

Bhaals don't get a neut range bonus genius wtf r u smokin

I actually logged in to see the bonus, when did they change?

[July]

Well, Dreddit's only requirement is a 3 month old active reddit account. So yes.
I'm not sure that qualifies as a game-relevant standard though, if anything it's low-grading.

The elite-pvp meme is just what mittens has been spouting for a couple months, so the genus pubbius parrottus that are so common in TEST have begun repeating it ad nauseum without any concept of its actual meaning.

July: I don't think you can qualify 6vdt local as 'tears' per se, more just terrible attempts at smack.
Feel free to ruffle our jews anytime however. Being home for a little while means they're breeding like rats.

I didn't call them tears, (except maybe in local last night to rustle some jimmies). I think it's just God awful spergy smack. Notice the name of the pastebin.

When you've got a spergy fuck like myself going "Damn, that's a lot of sperg" you know it's a lot of sperg.

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To clear the air on the subject:
1) We have no illusions we're actually doing any kind of damage to Test by popping their jews. We do it because [s]it's fun[/s] we enjoy it, especially when it involves evading home defense. It's also a good source of dosh.

2) We also don't believe we're "Elite PVP" or anywhere near it. We've openly recruited Day 1 pilots ESG corps turned away for "not having enough SP" knowing we'd have to teach them from scratch.

In fact, the fact our CEO has repeatedly said he enjoys catching dumb ratters with thrashers more than engaging in fleet vs fleet brawls is a constant source of badmouthing from our former share squatting anchor, Kurth Ren.
RIP Broski.
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Anyways, I was really proud of my safe spot-->warp to B170 gate perch as the Test fleet bubbles itself. Then as we land on my perch see a sabre that had a drag bubble up on the gate dragging his own fleet off the gate, allowing us to jump through and 360 no-scope a sabre on the other side while moonwalking away.

The two ships that got caught in the drag bubble from my fleet were those that didn't take my wing warp and warped straight to the gate. O ye, of little faith.

[Far]

To quote Petyr: "That, sir, is a post"

I have to admit to a certain amount of jealousy in your access to a retard-rich environment.

Like the nobel aardvark, you are free to roam, kicking in ants nests as you go and lapping up their stingy sperglicious nectar.

But 6v is a pretty big hill, I suspect a few brave souls will always find better hunting there than any gang large enough to raise the alarm. A number of months ago, godfathers had pretty keen luck using blops drops on ratters and targets of opportunity.

Glad someone is around. I missed sniggwaffe when they left; theres nothing worse than lazy inattentive herbivores.

[Yue]

Need another rupture roam this week tbh.

[Gabriel Valenti]

So, finally having some time to play some goddamn eve, I log in last night around 03:00 to find Horse forming a Nado roam with the plan being to go dick around in Goon space.

We form up around 17 duders (~10 nados, 2 Oracles, 3 inties and a couple frigs) and head into lowsec through Nonni. Our initial plan is to take the low/null route to ec- and see if we can grab a couple of kills in there before heading to VFK-, but our initial plan is rudely interrupted when Space finde an Oracle and a Moros by themselves shooting at a goddamn customs office in Saranen.

Space grabs initial tackle on an Oracle while our other inties get in there to grab some points. Ultimately we have the Oracle and the Dread pointed, we jump in there and warp over for some fun and games. As we're popping the first Oracle a couple more warp in, I guess valiantly trying to buy some time for their buddy in the dread by clogging our guns with their ships (Oracle 2, Oracle 3, Rifter).

Meanwhile, the Moros pilot convos Space (who had initial tackle on him) and offers him a 750mil ransom to let him go, Space being Space, accepts and holds tackle anyway until we can switch our fire to the Dread, which unfortunately manages to self-destruct before we can finish him off, denying us the delicious killmail. On the other hand, considering Space's dick move, I can't really complain that much.

We move on to EC-, but don't find anyone who wants to play in there, so we decide to head to VFK-. Our scouts jump into Ewok and find a Manticore lighting a cyno, which we promptly pop and then laugh our asses off at his ~394mil pod.

We warp over to the O-N gate and we start noticing a few pluses in local that aren't coming from our outgate, so we jump through and burn off the gate as a few dudes from SniggWaffe jump into us. We pick off a Hurricane and a Hound before the rest of them get back to the gate and get out.

A few jumps later in G95, Space finds a Fatal Ascension POS with its shields offline, so we head in and shoot the hangars hoping some shiny ships fall out. Instead all we get is as much Chromium as we can carry before getting back on our way.

(Now as a confusing as fuck aside, we apparently lose a Rupture in Ewok @ 04:38, but the fleet was passed G95 already at this stage so I have not even the slightest fucking clue how that dude died in Ewok at that time???? I dunno, maybe he was trying to catch up to us?)

Finally we get to VFK- and go to work with our usual strategy of opening the lid to the dumpster on the undock and seeing who decides to throw themselves into it. The answer is a Retribution, a Hound, another Hound, a Tornado, a Drake, a Pilgrim and a Dominix. While all of this is going on, Space sets up a bubble between the JB and the station, where July ends up grabbing a Cheetah that a few people whore on. In the midst of all of this we manage to lose a couple of frigs, a rupture and a nado (they're on the BR) and almost manage to break Vily's Armageddon Navy Issue before it gets carrier reps (If only we'd had fusion loaded ).

At this point it's getting a little late for some of the guys so we decide to call it a night and head home.






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[Midori Tsu]

Sweet ganks bro.

[Securitas]

Sweet ganks bro.

We're elite pvpers. We don't gank, we only get fair and even fights.

[Gabriel Valenti]

Sweet ganks bro.

*shrug* you have to kill the targets you have, not the targets you wish for.

[Midori Tsu]

*shrug* you have to kill the targets you have, not the targets you wish for.

Seems to me the targets you wish for, or at least horse wishes for, are ganks.

[wheniaminspaaaaaaaaaaace]

some screens of the dread paying me 750m and self destructing

[Securitas]

Seems to me the targets you wish for, or at least horse wishes for, are ganks.

Getting kills on an enemy fleet in a Tornado gang doesn't count as a fight right?

[Midori Tsu]

Getting kills on an enemy fleet in a Tornado gang doesn't count as a fight right?

I'm not sure what you're refering to, i was just saying that in gabriel's battle report that there wasn't a real fight, just ganks. Killing people who get caught with their pants caught down, burning back to the gate and dumbasses undocking one by one from a station with ships that can't even counter yours isn't a fight.

Maybe it's just that i find tornado's and kiting in general boring and excuse my e-honoure, cowardly.

[Yue]

Chick fight ^

It's more about the state of eve in the late US TZ than it is about their choice to 'gank' folks. Fighting in TEST/Goon home systems with 100+ in local is gutsy when they undock 40 drakes on your 10-15 t1 cruisers. I don't see a problem with getting what pew pew you can in a dead tz.

[July]

Sweet ganks bro.

Seems to me the targets you wish for, or at least horse wishes for, are ganks.

Maybe it's just that i find tornado's and kiting in general boring and excuse my e-honoure, cowardly.

Good lord, this bitter ex-girlfriend/ehonoure shit from evolfags. All you guys talk about is ehonoure and the bottomless isk bucket you have whenever anyone gets near you. Yet despite all this wealth Alizandro hounds the shit out of everyone trying to buy their Concord LP so he make profit flipping the shit. Fucker is worse than door to door Jehovah's witnesses. And for all the bottomless buckets of isk you insist on telling everyone you have, I don't see any Evol faction battleship roams going out.

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1) All these snide comments demeaning battlereports to "sweet ganks"
2) Previous posts about how you're done with Securitas and shit talking about how Alizandro was a better FC all along
3) Public disdain for "cowardly/disehonourable tactics" like kiting (wtf?)
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I seem to remember you both on Diat comms trying desperately to meet up with a Love Squad/Diat awoxing gang a couple days ago.

I mean, I suppose I can understand Midori's lost taste for our fleets with all the Elite PVP he experiences in Evol.
P.S. - Midori, the Vagabond you were bringing to awox fleet is a kiting ship.

[Midori Tsu]

You seem to care a lot about what i have to say.

The vagabond was a quick ship i pulled out of the corp hanger, i don't know how to fly it, learn something new everyday.

Also, i was told that the fleet wasn't just an AWOX fleet, guess i got told wrong.

[July]

Guys, guys! Look at how hypocritical I am! Jokes on you for pointing it out!

I'd tell you to stop digging, but at this point you're probably closer to the other side. Do tell us more about how you believe kiting is cowardly and disehonourable.

[Yue]

bitter words about bitter people.

I wouldn't put all of evol in that boat july. There are some that have no ehonour and do indeed use expensive ships.

[Midori Tsu]

He's right, me and aliz were the only bitter ones.

[July]

I wouldn't put all of evol in that boat july. There are some that have no ehonour and do indeed use expensive ships.

Fair enough, I take back my generalizations on Evol because it's true there are exceptions. :3

[Securitas]

http://calliance.killmail.org/?a=kil...ll_id=12844757

Well for a second night in a row we managed to annihilate TEST in 6VDT, thanks to our new FC Griimbold Dengrist, probably because they're on deployment elsewhere. Thanks for the fights and kills, always a pleasure.

It should be noted you can't actually see the majority of their fleet because we lost so few people.

[Naplan]

Wish I could have made that last roam sec.

[Gabriel Valenti]

First things first.

Please direct all of your sperging and negrep bombing about this to Securitas because this is his fault, not mine. I'm just the guy who posts acerbic batreps.

As of a couple of days ago Securitas' new corporation, Concordiat, was very politely asked to consider other alliance opportunities by Concordiat Alliance due to differing visions of what the alliance should be pursuing as it's long term goals. While I'm amused to no end at the hilarity of Securitas' retarded as fuck choice to name his corp Concordiat when there already was one, now resulting in Corcordiat being asked to leave Concordiat Alliance, I'll spare you all the details because I'm pretty sure no one gives a fuck.

In any case, this puts me in the slightly awkward position of having to start a new thread for batreps in EOU because Sec's original thread got moved to serious discussion and the current Concordiat thread was made by the alliance which we're no longer a part of.

I'm sorry.

Our new alliance is named Spaceship Samurai (tag [HONOR]). Basically just a shitty inside joke reference to this:

directorbot: There is a corp within ESG called 'The Concordiat'. They are ~best friends~ with a little corporation you may have heard of called 'Evolution'. A group of goons found an Evolution falcon and began to murder it - as all right-thinking goons would - and The Concordiat swooped in, blew up three goons and podded two, in order to defend their ~friend~ in Evolution.

The Concordiat is to be murdered regardless of blue standings, as sadly we cannot override their alliance standings. Anyone who calls Evolution a friend over your fellow goons is a traitor and a BoB-lover. Cut them to shreds. It's some 56-man trash corp of honorpubbies that used to be in Securitas' valor empire thingie of spaceship samurai.

*** This was a broadcast from themittani to all-all, replies are not monitored ***

So this is where we'll be posting batreps and videos going forwards. Also since *I* made this thread I can ensure we don't have to make another EOU thread, EVER, because I totally realize how fucking retarded it is for some irrelevant 30 man corp of sperging retards led by a raging faggot to make yet another thread in EOU.

[Gabriel Valenti]

So last night around 03:30 I log on and find that Securitas' is taking a "bomber roam" to VFK- for a little sightseeing, bads hunting, and awoxing.


I grab my Hound and start hauling ass to EC- to catch up to them and on my way I get to overhear our gang engaging a Drake and a Crusader in J-CIJV, the whole thing sounds a bit spaghetti to me, an impression confirmed when we manage to lose an Incursus and a Manticore to collect the FA Drake. While that is going onAt the same time, Scratzhy loses his ship trying to catch up to the gang when he runs into a loan Sabre in EWOK because he tried to bring a Tornado to a bomber roam.

I spend a few moments contemplating whether our proximity to FA space is causing us to catch a case of the bads, when the gang manages to get its act together and pops another FA Drake. Moments later I hear they have another fucking FA Drake tackled in G95-, I finally catch up to them and shortly thereafter Drake #3 pops. A this point I look around our gang and notice our "bomber gang" consists of an inty, a dram, a dictor, only two fucking bombers and a goddamn Brutix? What the fuck?!

We decide to wait around a bit for a couple more people to catch up to us when another fucking FA Drake (that's the fourth for those of you playing at home) jumps into us and we start juggling both sides of the gate to make sure he can't get away, eventually after 4 or 5 trips through the gate we finish him and collect his pod for good measure. We head into ROIR-Y and you wont believe what we find...yes, Drake #5 for the evening, this time a Goon pilot. We juggle him on both sides of the gate and pop him too.

Back in G95- we're sitting there trying to come up with lyrics for It's raining Drakes, when we're interrupted by a 200 man CFC+TEST gang coming through. We bounce/cloak up and decide to stick around to pick off some stragglers, since there's not much else we can do with The Shittiest Bomber Gang Ever(TM) vs. 200 dudes. As they finish moving through we manage to grab points on a Guardian and yet another Drake planning to try and juggle them both on the G95-/ROIR-Y gate. We decide to go for the Guardian first, and pop him (and his pod), but unfortunately the Drake gets away...or so we think until we catch him again on the C8- gate and collect him too (Drake #6, plus pod).

At this point even I, with my burning hatred of draeks, have had my fill of the things for the evening so we decide to switch things up and take a bit of a stroll through CFC ratting systems with a friendly little awoxer that's managed to be in TEST for 3 days without getting kicked or set red to either TEST or the CFC despite awoxing for 3 days straight

In trying to turn awoxing into an extreme sport, our awoxer pods himself to VFK- and re-ships before we get started, managing to undock before anyone notices and kicks him.

We start off this evening perusal of sweet treats with a Tengu (+ Pod) in CCP- and a Raven (+ Pod) in 2R- before running across some random Iteron Mk5 in VFK- and move on to another (only moderately delicious) Tengu (+ pod). We stop for a couple of minutes in 85- to shoot some pos-mods at an offline tower, purely for shits and giggles, before getting back on our way. We find a Talos belt ratting in E3UY and another bloody Drake (+ pod) belt ratting in OWXT on our way up to the Testagram.

Somewhere in an amongst our fun and games we get blue-balled hard when a goddamn Vindicator manages to warp out from our awoxer literally 0.2 of a second from being tackled.

We eventually catch sight of a Goon gang chasing us (and lose a Thrasher to it) but decide to keep awoxing anyway, because awoxing while a hostile gang is chasing you frankly sounds like fun. So while we're making "Extreme Awoxing" jokes on comms we dance around the camp the Goon gang has set up through the backdoor and find a frankly bland Tengu worth only 600mil and move on to awoxing an Ishtar belt ratting while the Goon gang is in system with us.

We spend a few minutes contemplating how to extricate ourselves from MZ1E with the Goon gang camping our outgate, when our dram pilot announces his intention to Leeroy into them on our outgate at zero by literally shouting "LEEEERRRROOYYY" on comms. He then immediately gets insta'd by the Cane when he lands.

We decide to call it a night as it's getting late and we're mostly in various types of frigs that we can extract ourselves in.

BONUS: This afternoon, I log in to extract myself in my Hound and run into something that shocks me. On my way through Fade a small FA gang starts chasing me, manages to set up on the other side of my outgate and one of them perfectly burns at me to decloak me in such a way that manual piloting around him doesn't help and I get popped. Kudos to finally seeing some FA pilots that don't make want to use the cripes smiley an infinite number of times. Of course they don't realize that I fucking forgot to upgrade my clone and now I'm in serious danger of loosing some SP so I eject from the SB before it even pops and warp off/logoffski. Luckily by the time I get back on the path to ROIR-Y is clear and I manage to upgrade my clone...god damn I would have felt like a retard if I got podded.

[White Tree]

ground floor. shit thread. get out. hello from the gas chamber.

[Checkbox Poll]

nice wall of text

this might be worse than the one liner OPs we've been seeing lately

[StevieTopSiders]

Gabriel, you write shitty battlereports.

Also, that Mittani broadcast is old as fuck and nobody gives a shit.

Also, Securitas has so many fucking threads already, just merge this motherfucker with one of his other ones.

Edit: I think the term "battlereport" really overstates what you do. Anyone can fucking link killmails of stuff they ganked and add the ~negative man~ emoticon.

[jeffraider]

literally no one cares thanks

[fugazii]

I must be outta the 'loop' wtf is a batrep

And your first post wasn't interesting enough to warrant reading you second

But it's all good cuz I just made some pink lemonade and it's delicious so w/e

[Hilmar Keller]

Oh em gee some Goons died please tell us more.

[Marivauder]

PERMISSION TO REMOVE THREAD AND MAKE IT SO WE DON'T GET NEW THREADS EVER

[Marivauder]

I'm not kidding because this is the third Concordiat related thread

[jeffraider]

permission granted set condition 1sq for strategic shit thread removal

[Checkbox Poll]

Realtalk incoming:

1. There are two other Concordiat / Securitas circlejerk threads already. Pick one.
2. Learn the difference between two, too, and to.
3. Grasp the mechanics of forming a coherent paragraph.
4. Not every line needs a goddamn emote

[Marivauder]

also awoxing with a gang doesn't deserve a battlereport





Again

[White Tree]

Realtalk incoming:

1. There are two other Concordiat / Securitas circlejerk threads already. Pick one.
2. Learn the difference between two, too, and to.
3. Grasp the mechanics of forming a coherent paragraph.
4. Not every line needs a goddamn emote

This.

[Gabriel Valenti]

Realtalk incoming:

1. There are two other Concordiat / Securitas circlejerk threads already. Pick one.
2. Learn the difference between two, too, and to.
3. Grasp the mechanics of forming a coherent paragraph.
4. Not every line needs a goddamn emote

Taken under advisement.

Though for the record, I assure you this will absolutely be the last thread in EOU for this stuff because I made this one and can update it if the need ever arises, as I'm well aware how retarded it is to keep starting threads for this shit.

Edited to add:

Gabriel, you write shitty battlereports.

Edit: I think the term "battlereport" really overstates what you do. Anyone can fucking link killmails of stuff they ganked and add the ~negative man~ emoticon.

If you have some constructive feedback on how I could make my narrative roam reports or whatever you'd like to call them less shitty, I'd be happy to hear it. I only bother to post on this forum at all because I'm trying to provide content at least some of the people here would enjoy and I don't care much about the insults. So if you or anyone else has any actually useful suggestions for improving them (besides just telling me to get out, obviously) I'm open to hearing them.

[Yue]

Do your thing gabe. Battle-reports are better than 90% of the trash on these forums, even if they're small potatoes.

[Raketefrau]

Hey guise our name and ticker are Mittani references, please to let me explain the joke.

[Gabriel Valenti]

While I started this thread to try and consolidate all future roam reports etc for Sec's corp/alliance/the group of people we fly with/whatever into one place going forwards, I'm going to ask the mods to merge it with this thread in light of the rage unintentionally generated. Say what you will but at least I'm not a sperging shitposter who gets all buttdevastated about everything. I'm just trying to provide content, and if having this merged into the existing thread will make you all happy *shrug* why not?

Edited to Add: I actually laughed out loud when I received a warning to merge the new thread back into this one after *I* asked for the mods to merge it. Nicely played.

[UnknownPoster]

Seriously? Another thread? You guys have 2 in EOU, 1 in SHC, and 1 in SDF. Pick one of them and stick to it goddamn. Your only ruining your already terrible reputation.

[Tristan Acoma]

Can someone tl;dr that text-wall?

[Kanloch]

Between this and your pal Koba being a dumbfuck and shooting our people, I don't know why my corpmates fly with you

[UnknownPoster]

Can someone tl;dr that text-wall?

Literally not worth a TL;DR

[Kanloch]

Can someone tl;dr that text-wall?

wheniaminspace used an awoxer to tackle retarded test bots, concordiat brags about it.

[Chopin]

Can't wait until the next report where they use yet another awoxer to kill a few testies.

[Gabriel Valenti]

Can't wait until the next report where they use yet another awoxer to kill a few testies.

If you don't enjoy my little stories of our roams there are a wide variety of other threads in the EOU section that might interest you more.

I write these things because i enjoy writing them, regardless of whether we find gangs to engage or end up shooting a benny hill succession of FA drakes and awoxing a bit for entertainment.

No one is forcing you to read them at gunpoint.

[Kanloch]

At least give credit to space for getting you something to brag about.

[Agathor]

If you don't enjoy my little stories of our roams there are a wide variety of other threads in the EOU section that might interest you more.

I write these things because i enjoy writing them, regardless of whether we find gangs to engage or end up shooting a benny hill succession of FA drakes and awoxing a bit for entertainment.

No one is forcing you to read them at gunpoint.

We have rules here on Kugu.

That criminal use of words in this time of economic strife is shameful and the author should be prosecuted under the Jade Constantine is a Wordy Faggot Act section 2.43 under Willful wastage of a sparse resource which carries the penalty of being forced to join a corp in The Star Fraction.

Nuff said.