Prencleeve Grothsmore: "I'll collapse the Clusterfuck, then penetrate the Goons!"

[jjjggg50]

Howdy, o' lovely folks of the Kugutsumen,I am Prencleeve Grothsmore, James Gibson, Lord Graphite - The Conqueror of Palestine. I am thrilled to have the opportunity to pitch my campaign to you lovely peoples. I have recently made an offer to Test Alliance: Please Ignore, demanding they terminate their alliance with the Goonswarm Federation; Test have 42 days to make a final decision which has been formally endorsed by their alliance leader - rejection of the offer will result in the collapse of their alliance. You are probably thinking, how in Heavens is this 13 year old boy going to bring down an alliance which houses thousands of not-so-honorable spacemen? Me and my intelligence teams have accumulated large networks of spies in Test Alliance, enough to break them morally and physically.... furthermore giving their enemies an opportunity to penetrate their systems. Throughout this campaign, I will be in close contact with all enemy alliances stated on this page: http://standings.pleaseignore.com/ I will make sure they are preparing for the rejection of this offer.

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The above image is of the formal threat I made in the community in which Test formed upon, Reddit.com. Anyway, that's enough blabber about my offer, lets talk more about me and MY background.....I'm a 13 year old male, living in the South West of the United Kingdom. My age has brought controversy to this offer, however age is only a number, and I wish for the Clusterfuck to focus on my offers rather than myself. In my free time, I enjoy Tennis, Golf and Swimming and love singing on Youtube. I'm not some attention-whore looking to extend my electronic penis, my internet dealings are serious beans. I'm vilified among the Eve Online community for stalking Alexander Gianturco (The Mittani), and giving away his personal details on the Eve Online forums (The names and addresses of his parents, and the contact details for his former workplace). This quickly resulted in me being permanently banned from creating new Eve Online accounts - my hardware and network were quickly blacklisted from any sort of contact with the Eve Online servers. Although some of these Videos may seem comical, they are for a purpose: Gaining publicity which will contribute to throwing the Mittani off of his communist space throne.




I will be closely monitoring this thread and will be delighted to answer any constructive questions you have for me. Feel free to check out my blog too! http://www.thewarpbubble.com/
https://forums.eveonline.com/default...posts&m=965510 - Active thread on the official Eve forums regarding my activites.

[UnknownPoster]

Holy motherfucking tits batman. Brace yourself ladies, it's gunna be a bumpy thread.

[Fix Lag]

Wait, didn't this stupid shit happen already?

And besides, TEST loves being penetrated. This kid is doing them a favor.

[Internet Spaceships]

HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

If your mother knew you'd turn out like this she would have aborted you in the third trimester.

[Troll Bridgington]

Hey! Make fun of this kid all you want, but I bet none of you has ever had an intelligence team at only 13 years of age!

[Internet Spaceships]

tha mituhnee

thuh mitinee

hu mitoony

da nituhney

FUCK

[xutech]

I'd like to thank P.G for responding to my calls for his presence on our illustrious forums, and I am sure that if he can win the hearts of our black band, he can succeed anywhere.

[jjjggg50]

I'd like to thank P.G for responding to my calls for his presence on our illustrious forums, and I am sure that if he can win the hearts of our black band, he can succeed anywhere.

The pleasure is all mine. I understand how you think this is a bit creepy, but as I said before age is merely a number.

EDIT: Also - feel free to check out this thread: https://forums.eveonline.com/default...posts&m=965510

[Doink9731]

but as I said before age is merely a number.

Paging Xenuria.

[Iseeyouseemeseeyou]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. HE'S BACK.

Sir, your face reminds me of something.. oh what is it?

What is the image?
**nsfw**

[jjjggg50]

Paging Xenuria.

Xenuria and I are not affiliated. I have tried to form a relationship between the two of us, but he is too arrogant and narrow-minded to work with.

[White Tree]

I fucking LOVE this sperglord.

[jjjggg50]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. HE'S BACK.

Sir, your face reminds me of something.. oh what is it?

What is the image?

Fucking hell. That is vile....

[Fix Lag]

I have tried to form a relationship between the two of us

[White Tree]

TEST you better watch the fuck out this shit could get super real at any moment.

[Fear]

the fuck is this shit?

faill troll is fail?

[tgr]

Getting in on this thread before it leaves ground floor.

[xutech]

I would like to see you all take the opportunity to ask some interesting questions.

[White Tree]

the fuck is this shit?

faill troll is fail?

It isn't a troll. This guy is 100% legit and 100% gold. I think he tried to sue Lowtax over getting banned on SA too or something this guy is the gift that keeps on giving.

[Fix Lag]

I would like to see you all take the opportunity to ask some interesting questions.

I'll bite.

How soon do you expect your balls to drop? Have you considered purchasing a razor? Is your body starting to grow hair in unusual places? Are you noticing any sudden urges or mood swings?

[jjjggg50]

I'll bite.

How soon do you expect your balls to drop? Have you considered purchasing a razor? Is your body starting to grow hair in unusual places? Are you noticing any sudden urges or mood swings?

I've gone through puberty earlier compared to my peers. I had full armit hair by year 5 (fifth grade). I shave my side-burns regularly however I do not shave my upper-lip hair just yet due to acne.

[Iseeyouseemeseeyou]

Are you noticing any sudden urges or mood swings?

He seems to have an oddly fascinating captivation with The Mittani. Sec 2.0?

[Hilmar Keller]

Oh shit the sperg level in this thread is through the fucking roof.

[Internet Spaceships]

Goddammit my jimmies are now rustled.

I would like to see you all take the opportunity to ask some interesting questions.

At what age do you think you'll look back at these videos and want to kill yourself (if ever)?

[White Tree]

He seems to have an oddly fascinating captivation with The Mittani. Sec 2.0?

No, he makes Sec look tame. I wouldn't mind seeing some sort of attention fight between the two of them though.

[Malaclypse]

To what extend, do you believe, will your campaign against Goonswarm and somethingawful.com affect and extend your maidenhood?

[jjjggg50]

To what extend, do you believe, will your campaign against Goonswarm and somethingawful.com affect and extend your maidenhood?

None. I am currently dating a lovely woman (girl), however regretfully I won't display her name for obvious reasons.

[Fix Lag]

I Am A Teenage Puppetmasta in Eve Online: A Bad Game, AMAA

[Iseeyouseemeseeyou]

None. I am currently dating a lovely woman (girl), however regretfully I won't display her name for obvious reasons.

Don't let her rustle your jimmies son.

[Doink9731]

I would like to see you all take the opportunity to ask some interesting questions.

Do we have free will?

[jjjggg50]

Do we have free will?

Everybody does, however such will can be influenced by external factors.

[Iseeyouseemeseeyou]

Everybody does, however such will can be influenced by external factors.

Please make up your mind. Will or Can?

[Fix Lag]

Everybody does, however such will can be influenced by external factors.

Are you trying to be one of these external factors? Do you believe The Mittani is one of these factors? How have these factors affected your lifestyle? Do the chickens have large talons?

[Malaclypse]

Everybody does, however such will can be influenced by external factors.

Are you sure? How can you know you weren't meant to believe in free will, with every thought and any statement you'd make to defend your believe being predetermined.

[jjjggg50]

Are you trying to be one of these external factors? Do you believe The Mittani is one of these factors? How have these factors affected your lifestyle? Do the chickens have large talons?

You misread my philosophy. My external factors will without a doubt force the Clusterfuck to collapse.

[Tristan Acoma]

Have you considered teaming up with Daley?

[Internet Spaceships]

None. I am currently dating a lovely woman (girl), however regretfully I won't display her name for obvious reasons.

Are you waiting until marriage to [s]be pegged by[/s] have sex with her?

[jjjggg50]

Are you sure? How can you know you weren't meant to believe in free will, with every thought and any statement you'd make to defend your believe being predetermined.

Your theory is also a possibility, however I stand by my philosophy.

[jjjggg50]

Are you waiting until marriage to [s]be pegged by[/s] have sex with her?

That will be expected from a person that comes from my background, yes.

[xutech]

If your plans and threats are truly workable. where did you find the information you needed to formulate them?

And could you recommend any resources that you found while researching your activities.

ie sites, blogs, experience in a corp / alliance etc.

[Fix Lag]

How does your previous work experience put you in a position to end the most enduring group in Eve Online's history? How do you expect to grow from this experience? What mistakes do you think you've made along the way?

[White Tree]

You misread my philosophy. My external factors will without a doubt force the Clusterfuck to collapse.

Without a doubt.

[Endie]

Prencleeve, we spymasters share a bond that the common herd cannot understand. As a gesture of professional courtesy I would strongly suggest that you pool your resources with the shadowy figure known as "Daley". Like you, this freeborn son of England has Test and Goonswarm penetrated to the highest levels.

I am sure that the two of you, working together, would create something undeniably entertaining.

[JimFromIT]

Good to have you on Kugu my friend.

[jjjggg50]

How does your previous work experience put you in a position to end the most enduring group in Eve Online's history? How do you expect to grow from this experience? What mistakes do you think you've made along the way?

My family have been preparing me to co-ordinate operations on a large-scale because of the future they have prepared for me, these skills will be useful in this particular campaign. Its not about growing anymore, it is about reclaiming my self-righteousness. My biggest mistake was being so arrogant and self-centred - and appearing as a bit of a creep (a reputation which is hard to rub off).

EDIT: I'd appreciate any tips on how I can get in contact with this Daley, it will save me having my contacts to track him down.

[Fix Lag]

Tell us more about your family (spare identifying details though, please). How exactly have they been preparing you to coordinate operations on a large scale, what future do they have in mind for you, and how have they been supportive of your goals?

[Hilmar Keller]

Kugu: Where Internet Spaceship Heroes Get Trolled By Teenagers

[jjjggg50]

Tell us more about your family (spare identifying details though, please). How exactly have they been preparing you to coordinate operations on a large scale, what future do they have in mind for you, and how have they been supportive of your goals?

Regretfully, I cannot ensure these details won't be used against me in the future. Therefore, I am not willing to reveal information on such a personal scale on a public forum, however I am willing to talk to you more regarding this matter through Skype or Gtalk: james.gibson1998 | jjjggg50@gmail.com

[White Tree]

Being a teenager is hilarious.

[Fix Lag]

Kugu: Where Internet Spaceship Heroes Get Trolled By Teenagers

stop ruining the magic of the moment