Life in a Northern thread - February 2012

**powers** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by Far

They probably should.
NCdot could use a hot personality injection right now.

e: join them that is

They seem like they've become more active/relevant since disbanding Black Legion, why would they want to go to Raiden. or NC. to fizzle out?

**Mfume** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by Dego

Seeing as the logos of the member alliances of the CFC are literally plastered all over your KB (I think I saw my my pretty face on each page too) I really don't think you can say that you're neutral anymore.

Holy fuck though, by the looks of that KB you guys are winning EVE. Congrats

re: "neutrality" we basically shoot whoever but have no interest in seeing any of the major ustz entities (cfc, irc, nulli, etc.) get driven from nullsec. in fact, it's contrary to what want out of eve (gudfitez). so one day, we might be blue to IRC and NCdot to kill goon drakes, next day we might be blue with goons to kill raiden titans, day after, we might shoot both sides in a sovfight between -A- and

eath.

**Vonqueesha Shenaynay** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by Mfume

re: "neutrality" we basically shoot whoever but have no interest in seeing any of the major ustz entities (cfc, irc, nulli, etc.) get driven from nullsec. in fact, it's contrary to what want out of eve (gudfitez). so one day, we might be blue to IRC and NCdot to kill goon drakes, next day we might be blue with goons to kill raiden titans, day after, we might shoot both sides in a sovfight between -A- and

eath.

Yeah I mean is it really that shocking that there's a corp who just wants to kill shit and doesn't really care who it is?

**Ron Mexxico** · 2012-03-12

~gudfites~ is a foreign concept to most

**Kitty Vintner** · 2012-03-12

I once had a good fight when I hit cloak instead of jam on my falcon alt. I don't really see the appeal.

**Spawny** · 2012-03-12

It's not an invasion! Seems Razor propaganda minister Menas is back....

http://propaganda.eve-razor.com/propaganda25_page1.jpg

**Greatdum** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by Spawny

It's not an invasion! Seems Razor propaganda minister Menas is back....

http://propaganda.eve-razor.com/propaganda25_page1.jpg

You forgot page 2: http://propaganda.eve-razor.com/propaganda25_page2.jpg

**Opti** · 2012-03-12

is it me or has everyone here never seen the wire

you do know omar comin has a meaning?

**Endie** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

what an interesting sequence of events, cant wait to click the br and see who orbited their anchor the best

Jumps carrier in.
Assigns sentries to Fc.
Has time to crochet a new sari.

**Vonqueesha Shenaynay** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by Endie

Jumps carrier in.
Assigns sentries to Fc.
Has time to crochet a new sari.

Maybe even go check on his curry.

**Opti** · 2012-03-12

thats india not pakistan

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by Opti

thats india not pakistan

So then he'd go off to check on his fifteen children?

**Endie** · 2012-03-12

No, penif will back me up here Pakistan is the home of some delicious curry dishes including the Sindi Biryani or the Korma or Kashmiri for those who like their curry mild and sweet. And let's not forget the deliciously tasty Peshwari nan bread.

**Fkin** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by Ron Mexxico

~gudfites~ is a foreign concept to most

That is because gudfites is winning.

**tgr** · 2012-03-12

Mild curry? What is this travesty?

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by tgr

Mild curry? What is this travesty?

There is such thing as letting the billion or so spices that don't irritate your sinuses blend in sheer godliness with the texture of slow-cooked meat, vegetables and/or rice.

Though I admit, mild curry only makes me eat faster, and if I'm going to splurge on decent curry, I'd better fucking enjoy it.

**Rupert Murdoch** · 2012-03-12

I tried the worlds hottest curry in Newcastle, England on the basis, if you can eat it, its free.

I nearly died after 4 mouthfulls and I can eat a phall nps

Of course, there were plenty of token Geordies in there, tops off, beer bellies on show, shouting obscenities in their native tongue. Although to me, it just sounded like noise, but still, they ate this curry nps.

Moral of the story. Geordies and by proxy, the scots are hardcore.

**Malcanis** · 2012-03-12

The trouble is once it's made that strong you can't taste anything except capsicin. A decent medium curry like a Jalfrezi is optimal for me, that's about as hot as I want anything.

**Rupert Murdoch** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by Malcanis

The trouble is once it's made that strong you can't taste anything except capsicin. A decent medium curry like a Jalfrezi is optimal for me, that's about as hot as I want anything.

Agree. But that said, a Phall is quite nice, but with the vindaloo, its just tasteless!

**penifSMASH** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by Endie

No, penif will back me up here Pakistan is the home of some delicious curry dishes including the Sindi Biryani or the Korma or Kashmiri for those who like their curry mild and sweet. And let's not forget the deliciously tasty Peshwari nan bread.

fuck if I know, I grew up in the land of Darius JOHNSON

**Endie** · 2012-03-12

Hey Finfleet it's the 72nd anniversary to the hour of Kyösti Kallio signing over huge chunks of your territory to the Soviets, and inventing the phrase "Didn't want that Viipuri anyway." A hard habit to break, it seems.

**Pielemieni** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by Endie

Hey Finfleet it's the 72nd anniversary to the hour of Kyösti Kallio signing over huge chunks of your territory to the Soviets, and inventing the phrase "Didn't want that Viipuri anyway." A hard habit to break, it seems.

Ninja edit or counting problems, huh?

Still, it's kinda failed troll to remind Finnish about the Winter War in the context of "loosing". Unless you're a Soviet Goonie who didn't want that 300 thousand soldiers and 3000 tanks anyways.

**Serra** · 2012-03-12

70,000 total casualties for Finns
323,000 total casualties for the soviets.

~elite pvp~

**Headblast** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by Serra

70,000 total casualties for Finns
323,000 total casualties for the soviets.

~elite pvp~

It's all about the good fights.

**Dego** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by Serra

70,000 total casualties for Finns
323,000 total casualties for the soviets.
Finn objective lost.

~elite pvp~

fyp

disclaimer the russians might have lost actually they're terrible and can't be trusted to keep up with my posting

**testaccount** · 2012-03-12

Full stats, BR coming later:

**Serra** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by Dego

fyp

disclaimer the russians might have lost actually they're terrible and can't be trusted to keep up with my posting

The soviet unions "strategic objective" was total conquest of Finland, and they only got 11% of territories and some moons.

**Makia Velli** · 2012-03-12

pheeeww.. WWII analogies, really?

**Prodnovick** · 2012-03-12

"Never not WWII analogies use, young padawan " Sun Tzu, 500bc

**Endie** · 2012-03-12

How very Finfleet to point at their K/D ratio while the unstoppable forces of world socialism take their homes.

**Dental Floss** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by powers

They seem like they've become more active/relevant since disbanding Black Legion, why would they want to go to Raiden. or NC. to fizzle out?

How exactly have we become more or less active or relevant? We've been doing the exact same thing for the past year and some months. When I joined, we had 20-30 people in fleet every night roaming Geminate, then we moved to Venal and our gangs grew to 30-40, then we moved to Delve and our gangs hit a high of 50-60, then we moved to Derelik, back to Delve, and back to Geminate where our gangs were around 20-30 again and now we're back to Venal where our gangs are 30-40. We've never been particularly relevant in any strategic way and we've never been particularly interested in being so relevant. I think the peak of our relevance occurred when S2N fought MM/Brick and we came in on MM/Brick's side and were the deciding factor in the fight.

Our philosophy is simple: get good fights and blue anyone for supercap/titan kills.

Now I'm not especially familiar with alliances that don't post here, but I'm beginning to think we're literally the only entity in Eve (besides Securitas's boys) who are in it just for the fun and not looking to gain some sort of strategic advantage.

And so you know, we are politically neutral, as Mfume said. Pretty much half of eve has our mumble info and our fleets have always been open to anyone who wants to join. Dezzy and Elektrea have joined fleet before while their alliances had been set red. We had Waffles in fleet before in a gang that was specifically meant to go kill PL in Delve. Hell, one time Elo recruited a guy into corp just because he tackled a few Bricks for us in a stiletto. He turned out to be a Romanian Legion spy, but Elo and Mfume gave literally no fucks and just asked him to mute his mic when he would key up on both BL and Nulli comms in order to tell Nulli where we were aligning.

Dynis · 2012-03-12

http://badassoftheweek.com/hayha.html

~elite pvp~

**Scaeva** · 2012-03-12

Congratulations, you found the internet fad of 2006

**Raketefrau** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by Scaeva

Congratulations, you found the internet fad of 2006

Seriously, can't we just get BEYOND Thunderdome?

**dabigredboat** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by Dental Floss

How exactly have we become more or less active or relevant? We've been doing the exact same thing for the past year and some months. When I joined, we had 20-30 people in fleet every night roaming Geminate, then we moved to Venal and our gangs grew to 30-40, then we moved to Delve and our gangs hit a high of 50-60, then we moved to Derelik, back to Delve, and back to Geminate where our gangs were around 20-30 again and now we're back to Venal where our gangs are 30-40. We've never been particularly relevant in any strategic way and we've never been particularly interested in being so relevant. I think the peak of our relevance occurred when S2N fought MM/Brick and we came in on MM/Brick's side and were the deciding factor in the fight.

Our philosophy is simple: get good fights and blue anyone for supercap/titan kills.

Now I'm not especially familiar with alliances that don't post here, but I'm beginning to think we're literally the only entity in Eve (besides Securitas's boys) who are in it just for the fun and not looking to gain some sort of strategic advantage.

And so you know, we are politically neutral, as Mfume said. Pretty much half of eve has our mumble info and our fleets have always been open to anyone who wants to join. Dezzy and Elektrea have joined fleet before while their alliances had been set red. We had Waffles in fleet before in a gang that was specifically meant to go kill PL in Delve. Hell, one time Elo recruited a guy into corp just because he tackled a few Bricks for us in a stiletto. He turned out to be a Romanian Legion spy, but Elo and Mfume gave literally no fucks and just asked him to mute his mic when he would key up on both BL and Nulli comms in order to tell Nulli where we were aligning.

If its about good fights, why did you blue some of the shittest 0.0 alliances in eve ? IE. IRC and Giantsbane. just to fight goons?

**Elo** · 2012-03-12

lol are you mad or something you fat nerd

**ihaveahelmet** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by Shadoo

Now I feel little upset I didn't stay up and go shoot at A/NCDOT/IRC/etc with Goons.

pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

some bro pacts are worth more than others.

**Lorren Canada** · 2012-03-12

TBH NCdot aren't really worth a bropact. Being blue to them was remarkably unremarkable - the only fun I had was repeatedly jumping through their JBs with my MWD on and going "halp guise I'm tackled in a belt" in their fleets while sitting in 6v.

**Dental Floss** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by dabigredboat

If its about good fights, why did you blue some of the shittest 0.0 alliances in eve ? IE. IRC and Giantsbane. just to fight goons?

We're not and have never been blue to IRC. I hope you understand that every single time we've fought you and IRC at the same time, after we were done killing goons, we killed about 50-60 IRC. Then of course there was the first time when you complained about IRC batphoning us even though the battlereport said we killed like 5 goons and 45 IRC.

As for Giantsbane, you should take a look at the employment history of the people who run their operation.

**Addrake** · 2012-03-12

DBRB lacks reading comprehension. Go back half a page and you'll see mfume explaining why we don't want major US tz entities wiped off the map, as it would ruin any sort of 'content' we have left. I don't think he's a fat nerd elo, just fat. Nerd's have a tendency to grasp simple concepts relatively quickly.

**Ron Mexxico** · 2012-03-12

dbrb asking why we blue irc and giantsbane for fights while they are blue to fcon and sma etc permanently lmao

**Some Market Dude** · 2012-03-12

My inside sources confirm that bl (origin) have been raiden stealth pets for months now.

Shameful...

**Opti** · 2012-03-12

dont you know omar gives no fucks,

the big cocked* black lone ranger who is neut and fucks up all those niggas

a guy got to have a code ya hear

omar comin

**Vonqueesha Shenaynay** · 2012-03-12

Jesus this page. Reading it is like trying to take a piss right before you realize you have chlamydia and your reaction immediately after.

**Kevin** · 2012-03-12

Sorry Vonq can't relate.

**Malcanis** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by Addrake

DBRB lacks reading comprehension. Go back half a page and you'll see mfume explaining why we don't want major US tz entities wiped off the map, as it would ruin any sort of 'content' we have left. I don't think he's a fat nerd elo, just fat. Nerd's have a tendency to grasp simple concepts relatively quickly.

Simple concepts like the difference between a possesive and a plural, for instance?

**The Mittani** · 2012-03-12

Originally Posted by Malcanis

The trouble is once it's made that strong you can't taste anything except capsicin. A decent medium curry like a Jalfrezi is optimal for me, that's about as hot as I want anything.

I actually cook a mean chicken jalfrazi. I'd probably not pass the ~native test~ and Penif might say my curries aren't authentic, but they're damn tasty. Along with Chinese food, Indian cooking is some of the best.