Life in a Northern thread - February 2012

**Propolis** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by Dragon

Holy shit why can no one post with there mains why do people have to hide behind alts if you shit talk atleast have the balls to do it with your main or atleast admit who you are ingame... Fuck me what has this forum turned into

Why would I post with my main when I have this glorious alt to hide behind... ohwai...

**syndic thrass** · 2012-03-02

I have a big list of Hell4S r64s and r32s and I'm giving them to Grath in order to laugh at your misfortune and because I hate you Greek fuckwads

**KAVASION** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by Zagdul

Or john pope calling all Greeks gay till the Romans came along.

Not all Greeks were gay just the most elite troops like the "Sacred Band of Thebes", which was consisting of 150 male couples. Fighting for your lover is better than fighting for a stranger, something which made them the most fierce and cohesive troops of their time. As strange and disgusting as it may seem now, back then it was not considered so, as a matter of fact women were used for impregnation and raising the children while the men underwent military training and kept admiring one another

**Propolis** · 2012-03-02

ITT - Greeks are Gay, Grath is Grinding his teeth, Girls are used for impregnation.

Interesting topics.. interesting...

**Vile rat** · 2012-03-02

All hate aside I really enjoy Greek food.

**midi2304** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by Vile rat

All hate aside I really enjoy Greek food.

Kleftiko is pretty much the best way to eat lamb ever.

**Dragon** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by Vile rat

All hate aside I really enjoy Greek food.

I love the whole smashing plates thing...

**Pielemieni** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by Dragon

I love the whole smashing plates thing...

You know it's for tourists only?

**BBQeleos** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by Pielemieni

You know it's for tourists only?

That. Also, greek wives do it too on their husbands when they tell em to wash the dishes, or wash some clothes etc

greek girls are very short tempered.

**Pielemieni** · 2012-03-02

W00t, got negrepped for not liking the manpussy pic. Jeez, some people are sick fucks.

Also: PL does not necessarily stands for Pandemic Legion, y'know?

**Goblin** · 2012-03-02

I like Greek people in general, whenever I go there I find them to be most friendly. Unlike those damn Germans

**aryndel vyst** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by syndic thrass

I have a big list of Hell4S r64s and r32s and I'm giving them to Grath in order to laugh at your misfortune and because I hate you Greek fuckwads

If your list differs from mine you should probably provide me with it. tia

**Kovacs** · 2012-03-02

Tzatziki. If they learn nothing else form conquering the Greeks the Germans should learn tzatziki. And gay porn, of course.

**Goblin** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by Wusti

If you dislike neg reps so much Gobbie - you really should stop posting and get some help - we'd hate to see you turn into another Vlade.

Keep your anger at home buddy. This is a friendship zone.

**John Pope** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by Propolis

FYI to the HELL's guys,

The reason NCdot started shooting you was due to you coming on grid with 0 hostiles (n-54 gate in 92D) and engaging both PL and our members.

So, in the nature of good sportsmanship, we skullfucked anything that didn't warp out quickly enough

. Expect it again if you can't do a simple thing like check the alliance column (something I managed to do, and I'm "special", and not call targets until you fucked up). It's fairly easy, just read Grath's manual on the previous page, its quite well written

Today seems almost boring seeing as no supers got welped, must fix this weekend...

So, hostiles leave the system, we warp in on you, both sides start shooting and STILL PL come here and post tears about it, where is that "good sportmanship" you talk of ?

As for the alliance column, who ever said we shot at you because we didn't know who you were? We shot at you because you were the only ones left in the system, problem ?

Also i would like to add that trying to kill HELL. will bring moar awesome poasters from our ranks in here and yes that IS a threat.

**woo glin** · 2012-03-02

Reading through that post I feel like you should have signed it and included your rank and affiliations.

**Pielemieni** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by John Pope

Also i would like to add that trying to kill HELL. will bring moar awesome poasters from our ranks in here and yes that IS a threat.

Uh - oh, seems like the mighty Pandemic Legion finally found its match...

**tgr** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by John Pope

Also i would like to add that trying to kill HELL. will bring moar awesome poasters from our ranks in here and yes that IS a threat.

I think that the word "threat" doesn't mean what you think it does.

**John Pope** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by tgr

I think that the word "threat" doesn't mean what you think it does.

I see what you are saying, in this shithole of no content and bad posting ,even our best poasters wouldn't make a difference.

Gourounios · 2012-03-02

Can we get back to ouzo, tsipouro, greek hospitality, drachmas, greek economy and all that?

**Goblin** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by Kovacs

Tzatziki

Turk: ITS CALLED CACIK YOU GREEK FUCK!

Originally Posted by John Pope

I see what you are saying, in this shithole of no content and bad posting ,even our best poasters wouldn't make a difference.

Unfortunately for us all there is fuck all going on in the North atm apart from POS bashes here and there, it is suffering from severe stagnation.

**Player of no importance** · 2012-03-02

I want to thank the Greek people, and by extension Hell4s, for bravely attempting to both get reset in real life (European Union) and in a serious internet spaceships game. Your dedication to "giving no fucks" is inspiring.

**Endie** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by syndic thrass

I have a big list of Hell4S r64s and r32s and I'm giving them to Grath in order to laugh at your misfortune and because I hate you Greek fuckwads

Let's Treaty of Lausanne that shit.

**Dragon** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by Endie

Let's Treaty of Lausanne that shit.

I swear I read that the first time as treaty of Lasagne...

**KAVASION** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by Endie

Let's Treaty of Lausanne that shit.

Those are all personal Tungsten moons of the Greek directors

**syndic thrass** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by Dragon

I swear I read that the first time as treaty of Lasagne...

I read that as Treaty of Lasagne until I read your post then had to reread Endie's to make sure it wasn't

**syndic thrass** · 2012-03-02

Fuck, our Northern thread has degenerated back to food. I guess we are on topic since everyone in the north is fat.

**Endie** · 2012-03-02

I just watched that Fcon Branch invasion video and I'm like Jack Black in High Fidelity here:

**Endie** · 2012-03-02

I mean, granted, it's a pos-shotting video with music of a certain genre but that's White Noise's fault (yes, the music too) and it's a classic of the genre.

**Goblin** · 2012-03-02

I would like to thank my ex-alliance WN for generating such a large amount of content for such a small amount of time. Unlike these new allies Raiden which insist on not fail cascading but instead creating a long drawn out war.

**Will** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by Grath

So, this is a professional trade secret that I probably shouldn't release, but here goes:

Open your fucking overview settings, add "Alliance" column, its in the column section, you know, that thing named after that broken up garbage that litters the country side...or it did, before the fucking repo man started coming around.

You can then sort by that, and, through the magic of really bad CCP programing, know that you're shooting somebody who's supposed to be on your side.

Not shooting FC covops, or killing our in cyno, or murdering our dictors that are trying to get bubbles on the CFC fleets.

Its pretty fucking bad when the people you're fighting against call themselves some of the least knowledgeable people in the game and yet somehow they even manage to not shoot the fucking people who show up to help their side time and again.

I mean, once, Ok, twice, no big deal maybe you've got some retards around, but it literally happens every fucking time we show up and you are the only ones who constantly fuck it up.

Please, i need you to understand, its not the value of the ships lost, or the pilots you killed, I could give 2 hot fucks about either one, its the simple constant act of utter fucking retardation that plagues your every fleet.

Maybe if you can't figure out how to run your fucking fleets right Daddy should have you stay home while the adults are out at work..

This my professional trade secret that I should release to YOU because you are pathetically ignorant of how eve works... Have blues or stop crying about loses. I mean how difficult is to know that? Adults should know better.

**tgr** · 2012-03-02

"war".

**Goblin** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by Will

This my professional trade secret that I should release to YOU because you are pathetically ignorant of how eve works... Have blues or stop crying about loses. I mean how difficult is to know that? Adults should know better.

You couldn't have picked a worse person to call out on knowing eve buddy. I recommend a new account, and a fresh start.

**RagingRelaxation** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by Marivauder

Not ban worthy, infraction worthy yes, i went through countless methods to try remove the picture but since he attached it i couldn't, so i just removed the post... It was nothing productive, unable to remove the attachment(to my knowledge).

If you want to remake the post, spoiler the picture. PROPERLY

yea the attachment was my drunken attempt at creating this "spoiler" that i still have no idea how to make...

I should have known posting a pic of Garth would be near ban worthy.

how do i make a "spoiler" ? Wildside told me to attach it to the back of my car... but that just dont make sense and i drive to good for that.

**Will** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by Goblin

You couldn't have picked a worse person to call out on knowing eve buddy. I recommend a new account, and a fresh start.

Yes I am doing that right now. I am so scared of people who hide behind blobs.

**tgr** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by Will

Yes I am doing that right now. I am so scared of people who hide behind blobs.

Last time I met grath in-game, I think I shot at his t3. I'm still calling you a dumb faggot.

**Flinx** · 2012-03-02

You sound scared, smiley face smiley face roll eyes

**Fix Lag** · 2012-03-02

There someone goes again with the "Garth" shit.

Are you dyslexic? Are you retarded? Yes? Then perhaps you should reconsider posting words on a serious business internet forum.

**Vile rat** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by tgr

"war".

Dunno dude, they must think we're really invading.

**ihaveahelmet** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by Endie

I just watched that Fcon Branch invasion video and I'm like Jack Black in High Fidelity here:

one of the best movies (and book) ever

(high fidelity)

**Don Peyote** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by Fix Lag

There someone goes again with the "Garth" shit.

Are you dyslexic? Are you retarded? Yes? Then perhaps you should reconsider posting words on a serious business internet forum.

He once typoed Grath as Garth and now he seems to think that calling Grath "Garth" is the harshest insult imaginable.

Originally Posted by Vile rat

Dunno dude, they must think we're really invading.

Are you talking about IRC again? When will they stop being so paranoid?

**Marivauder** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by RagingRelaxation

yea the attachment was my drunken attempt at creating this "spoiler" that i still have no idea how to make...

I should have known posting a pic of Garth would be near ban worthy.

how do i make a "spoiler" ? Wildside told me to attach it to the back of my car... but that just dont make sense and i drive to good for that.

The picture of GRATH wasn't infraction worthy, it's the fact that it wasn't spoiled was.

To create a spoiler you need to type [spoiler'] wordswordswords [/spoiler] although remove the apostrophe there, i put it in so you can see it without it happened

e.g.

**Goblin** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

He once typoed Grath as Garth and now he seems to think that calling Grath "Garth" is the harshest insult imaginable.

It really speaks about my Dyslexia that I didn't realize you had spelled it any differently until I took a very close inspection of what you were talking about.

**ihaveahelmet** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

He once typoed Grath as Garth and now he seems to think that calling Grath "Garth" is the harshest insult imaginable.

Also Garth Telkin is a cyno alt

**RagingRelaxation** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by Fix Lag

There someone goes again with the "Garth" shit.

Are you dyslexic? Are you retarded? Yes? Then perhaps you should reconsider posting words on a serious business internet forum.

Originally Posted by Don Peyote

He once typoed Grath as Garth and now he seems to think that calling Grath "Garth" is the harshest insult imaginable.

Originally Posted by Marivauder

The picture of GRATH wasn't infraction worthy, it's the fact that it wasn't spoiled was.

To create a spoiler you need to type [spoiler'] wordswordswords [/spoiler] although remove the apostrophe there, i put it in so you can see it without it happened

e.g.

you see guys a small and simple gimmick like Garth gets more reaction then all your well thought out posts about super blobs or horrible posts... I agree its only slightly if at all funny... but the people like yourself foaming at the mouth about it is what we all enjoy, Thank You

Marivauder! thank you for the spoiler education, it will be used in the future.

**Adri** · 2012-03-02

And you can title your spoiler with

{spoiler="title"} content here [/spoiler] (use square brackets)

e.g.

[spoiler="Teapot"] short and stout[/spoiler]

E: see my sig for the original Grath misspelling

**RagingRelaxation** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by Grath

It didn't sink in at first, then I was just staring at your name and "BAM!".

It helped when one post read out perfectly in your voice.

Faggot.

So my first response was Deleted by a mod due to lack of spoiler. so ill re-post.

"well Garth sense you are avoiding the quistions I have no choice but to let the forums decide for themselves."

Pic was taken directly from Garths Facebook.

over-sized clitoris?

[spoiler=NSFW]

[/spoiler]

or undersized penis?

**jimmychrist** · 2012-03-02

Originally Posted by tgr

"war".

UH! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! SAY IT AGAIN!

(No really it's fantastic, three squares a day in an exotic climate and all the rounds you can squeeze in squeezing off between lowballing the prostitute daughters of the displaced locals and displacing the locals)