Proud of my concordiat bros, but I just wanna
ask the general kugu audience why they're all filled with a
great bitter attitude towards newbie alliances that need
every little bit of support we can give them for them to flourish and dominate like the big boys do.
2 things
stay the course, my concordiat friends.
never give up, never surrender. When it's them against
you, show your strengths, endure and
persevere against all odds, become that sweet null-sec
alliance you've always wanted to be
When every terrible 10 man alliance starts their own thread, posting killboard links, isk efficiency and k/d stats; you will see why this is a bad thing.
Then make one tread to contain them all. Call it "Small alliance contaiment unit" just to match the current naming conventions on kugu...
Can't say we didn't warn them.Originally Posted by Kanloch
Holy shit the boards might be more active
Nice snipe.
Oh great, the other thread wasn't quite inactive enough so now we get another one to cling desperately to the front page telling us about unremarkable roams every couple of weeks.
I am actually blogging again at: http://endie.net Twitter: @EndiePosts
Stop breathing life into it and maybe it'll die
oh, who am I kidding, they'll never stop posting...unfortunately.
Endie, was that your JF we killed in VFK?
The Colorblind Angel of Kugutsumen - Turning Bad Country into Mad Country one post a time
It's here because they have a gay cheerleading section made up entirely of securitas.
I, for one, am glad you didn't get Mod powers along with your Faggie award
This post happily existed in all possible states before you observed it. Now it has collapsed into a single state.
I hope you're satisfied, fuckwad
http://realconcordiat.killmail.org/?...&crp_id=230794
Well, things just got a lot more confusing.
The Colorblind Angel of Kugutsumen - Turning Bad Country into Mad Country one post a time
Nobody cares about your shitty corp/alliance and it's retarded members, Securitas.
Right.
Well, when you have Mittens make an angry jabber post calling you a Spaceship Samurai let me know.
The Colorblind Angel of Kugutsumen - Turning Bad Country into Mad Country one post a time
One jabber broadcast does not a celebrity you make.
Oh, there's been more than one. Besides, it's not about being a celebrity. It's about how Mittens, however briefly, got angermad enough at my corporation to type up a Jabber message to his entire alliance and anyone else paying attention.
So yes, people care, even if it's not the loving emotional sensitivity usually connected with that word.
The Colorblind Angel of Kugutsumen - Turning Bad Country into Mad Country one post a time
I've never been in a JF. Perhaps because I'd feel exposed in a hull that seems to die so easily to two guys in stealth bombers.
I am actually blogging again at: http://endie.net Twitter: @EndiePosts
Sorry, I don't see how a (perhaps series of) jabber broadcast(s) directed at a single person makes the entirety of concordiat relevant in any way to the wider audience of kugu and eve.
Who the fuck cares about being "relevant" in a game of internet spaceships? If you're not interested in the thread's topic; don't read it.
Sec's threads usually contain more content than most "relevant serious internet spaceship businiess" threads, so shut the fuck up and accept the threads for what they are.
Except this one contains nothing but killboard linking and an alliance that provides very little in the way of worthwhile content, but you go ahead and listen to daddy securitas' story time if you wish. vOv
Kind of like your posting... vOv
All my reps to you sir.
Also, stop killing me with your MAV (wlolol incoming nerf)
http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?br=http%3A...ore=red#assign
Battle #3 from tonight: full battlereport will be coming later.
The Colorblind Angel of Kugutsumen - Turning Bad Country into Mad Country one post a time
In what I'm sure will turn out to be an utterly wrong-headed moment of inspiration, I decided I'd try and contribute a battle report for Monday evenings inaugural roam for Securitas' new corp, Concordiat.
Let's leave aside for the moment the utter lack of imagination and foresight required to name your new corp the exact same fucking thing as the previous corp you founded, and focus on the fun and merriment we managed to have up-to-and-including dying in a fire to a moderately sizeable CFC gang (for the tl;dr inclined amongst you, we died).
So we start forming up somewhere between 03:00 and 03:30 for everyone's favorite suicide rupture fleet. Of course, in typical Securitas faction, at 04:30 we're still in Jan on the Nalvula gate waiting for people, because apparently forming up in less than two bloody hours is some kind of logical impossibility.
While we're there waiting for people to drag their asses to Jan, the truly inexplicable happens. A faction fit Hyperion that our scout spotted a system or two over with a couple of friends decides to warp to our 10 man Rupture gang (7 Ruppies & 3 Tackle) and aggress us on a low-sec gate, going GCC, by himself. Like, he didn't even wait for his friends to hit the field, he just warps in and does it live.
Of course, never ones to pass up the risk of welping in order to shoot something potentially shiny, we immediately engage and manage to burn him down just as his three friends in a Brutix and a pair of Tornadoes land. Ultimately we trade two Ruptures for aBrutix, a Tornado, and a faction fit Hyperion. (link)
Dat Hyperion
So having had our immense time wasting in Jan rewarded, we decided to go die in a fire in VFK poste-haste once people re-shipped and the missing finally fucking showed up.
We get as far as 2R-CRW when we hear that there's a 30+ man CFC BC gang in CCP-US on the 2R- gate, so we burn off the CCP gate wanting to try and pick off a few kills after they jump into us before we DIAF so we don't have to suffer the embarrassment and humiliation of having to fly home in a suicide Rupture.
And we wait....and we wait...and then we come to the stupefying realization that a 30 man BC hang is afraid to jump into a 10 man cruiser gang. I mean really? Really? Is this what this game has come to?
Securitas decides to try and get clever so we warp back to the other gate at 50km, hoping the BC gang will be stupid enough to warp to 0 on the out-gate. As usual, it seems impossible to underestimate the intelligence of CFC gangs, and they do exactly what we expect. We start by picking off their bubblers and then find to our absolute bewilderment that they jump out. (link)
(For the record they may have warped off, I don't remember for sure as it was two nights ago, so sue me for some fucking creative license here.)
Finally a few minutes later they hike up their big-boy shorts enough to actually try and stay on a field and engage us, a truly impressive feat considering they had us outnumbered 3 to 1 in BCs against our cruisers and we burn away, focusing on picking off as much tackle as possible before we FINALLY manage to get ourselves killed.
They lose as much in tackle as our entire fleet was worth.
I, for one, would like to congratulate the CFC for taking risk averse to a whole new fucking level.
BR by Gabriel ValentiIn what I'm sure will turn out to be an utterly wrong-headed moment of inspiration, I decided I'd try and contribute a battle report for Monday evenings inaugural roam for Securitas' new corp, Concordiat.
Let's leave aside for the moment the utter lack of imagination and foresight required to name your new corp the exact same fucking thing as the previous corp you founded, and focus on the fun and merriment we managed to have up-to-and-including dying in a fire to a moderately sizeable CFC gang (for the tl;dr inclined amongst you, we died).
So we start forming up somewhere between 03:00 and 03:30 for everyone's favorite suicide rupture fleet. Of course, in typical Securitas faction, at 04:30 we're still in Jan on the Nalvula gate waiting for people, because apparently forming up in less than two bloody hours is some kind of logical impossibility.
While we're there waiting for people to drag their asses to Jan, the truly inexplicable happens. A faction fit Hyperion that our scout spotted a system or two over with a couple of friends decides to warp to our 10 man Rupture gang (7 Ruppies & 3 Tackle) and aggress us on a low-sec gate, going GCC, by himself. Like, he didn't even wait for his friends to hit the field, he just warps in and does it live.
Of course, never ones to pass up the risk of whelping in order to shoot something potentially shiny, we immediately engage and manage to burn him down just as his three friends in a Brutix and a pair of Tornadoes land. Ultimately we trade two Ruptures for aBrutix, a Tornado, and a faction fit Hyperion. (link)
Dat Hyperion
So having had our immense time wasting in Jan rewarded, we decided to go die in a fire in VFK poste-haste once people re-shipped and the missing finally fucking showed up.
We get as far as 2R-CRW when we hear that there's a 30+ man CFC BC gang in CCP-US on the 2R- gate, so we burn off the CCP gate wanting to try and pick off a few kills after they jump into us before we DIAF so we don't have to suffer the embarrassment and humiliation of having to fly home in a suicide Rupture.
And we wait....and we wait...and then we come to the stupefying realization that a 30 man BC hang is afraid to jump into 10 cruiser gang. I mean really? Really? Is this what this game has come to?
Securitas decides to try and get cleaver so we warp back to the other gate at 50km, hoping the BC gang will be stupid enough to warp to 0 on the out-gate. As usual, it seems impossible to underestimate the intelligence of CFC gangs, and they do exactly what we expect. We start by picking off their bubblers and then find to our absolute bewilderment that they jump out. (link)
(For the record they may have warped off, I don't remember for sure as it was two nights ago, so sue me for some fucking creative license here.)
Finally a few minutes later they hike up their big-boy shorts enough to actually try and stay on a field and engage us, a truly impressive feat considering they had us outnumbered 3 to 1 in BCs against our cruisers and we burn away, focusing on picking off as much tackle as possible before we FINALLY manage to get ourselves killed.
They lose as much in tackle as our entire fleet was worth.
I, for one, would like to congratulate the CFC for taking risk averse to a whole new fucking level.
The Colorblind Angel of Kugutsumen - Turning Bad Country into Mad Country one post a time
Did you care to look up one post, especially since you posted this 8 hours later
(4:14:52 AM) grimbold_dengrist: all Marivauder does as a mod is post about being a mod
(11:47:38 AM) endie: If you lot don't stop that I'm moving this corp to test
We value you as a member of the EVE Online community; however toxic behavior will not be tolerated. ~CCP
It required mod approval (he has like 3 posts) so I just posted it for him after a long time of waiting.
The Colorblind Angel of Kugutsumen - Turning Bad Country into Mad Country one post a time
You honestly don't understand why a slower short range gang didn't jump into a faster sniper gang? That's not being afraid, that is understanding your fleet vs what you are going against. The part I don't understand is how you managed to get yourselves killed.I, for one, would like to congratulate the CFC for taking risk averse to a whole new fucking level.
I've explained this to a lot of people, but these are not "sniper ruptures" at all. They have an optimal of 17k and do effectively no DPS past 35k. The hostile gang had a good deal of Drakes(3 drakes can kill a rupture in 3x volleys or so) and Hurricanes.
We also had 7 Ruptures which deal a MAXIMUM of 2100 DPS at 17k. There is literally no justification.
The Colorblind Angel of Kugutsumen - Turning Bad Country into Mad Country one post a time
Well then, that's a horse of a different color.
No offense, but I would have thought the thirteen fucking drakes would have been a sufficient clue that they had more than enough ranged hitting power...
Yeah, drakes are small gang nano killers. Too much range and too much tank.
The Night Where all of Fountain Tries to Welp Into Us.
So I log in at 05:00 (Wednesday US TZ) and find to my complete shock that Securitas has already managed to form a fleet and they're already on their way to Fountain. The game plan, of course, being to get ourselves killed in 6vdt.
I grab a rupture and burn to catch up to them in Tama when I have the pleasure of hearing the first staggeringly idiotic welps of the evening when a Tornado and a Lachesis manage to throw away their ships on the station undock in Tama. Apparently it didn't occur to either of them to attempt to dock as they sat in docking range of the station and allowed themselves to be two-volleyed into oblivion. This turns out to be an accurate indication of the phenomenal stupidity we encounter later.
Did I mention the shield tanked lachesis' pilots low grade slave set?
A little while later some trailing elements of our gang come across an aprox. 10-12 Villore Accords cruiser gang that then proceeds to start chasing us through a few systems until we burn off the Vlillrier gate in Alsavoinen. They jump into us and we proceed to dismantle about half of them before the rest re-consider the wisdom of the engagement and warp out. Don't really have any insults for these guys, just their bad luck that we had time to burn off the gate aligned before the jumped into our larger numbers and started getting blapped before they could even get their bearings.
Of course, I do feel bad for the guy in the Arbi who lost his high-grade slave set...
Later, in 8ESL we get a report from our scout of an ESG gang camping the 8ESL gate in JGOW. We warp to the JGOW gate and find an ESG drake sitting off by itself while our scout has a vaga and something else tackled on the other side. Of course, being entirely unable to resist killing a fucking drake, a bunch of us engage it like retards, making us unable to jump through the gate.
(Guilty as charged by the way...I fucking loathe drakes)
Now the truly incredible part is that, notwithstanding our tackle having to bug out on the other side of the gate, when we finally fucking manage to jump through basically a hundred years later, the vagabond is still there.
I mean, I know ESG are supposedly to be phenomenally bad but I cannot even vaguely comprehend how an un-tackled vaga that was told we were there could still be sitting off the gate 4 years later when we finally managed to jump through.
We finally get to 6VDT, warp to the station undock, and this is where things get incredibly silly.
The fun starts with a Zealot, a cyno Ibis, and a Caracal on the undock.
You might think that after that Test and ESG might arrive at the conclusion that perhaps they should stop undocking? Especially if you died in the Caracal?
Nope. Apparently the urge to undock his Drake was irresistible.
Meanwhile, our scout heads over the B170 gate and finds another fucking Drake and an Oracle off the B170 gate, we warp to the gate and our scout forces them through. On the other side we alpha the Oracle and then do God's work and annihilating the Drake.
We get back into 6vdt and decide to double our entertainment value by having some tackle set up a drag bubble between the Jump bridge and the station while we hang out off the undock. You would think, of course, that no one would be retarded enough to use the JB and try to warp to station when there's been a gang liberating idiots from their ships and pods in 6VDT for almost 15 mins already...
You would be wrong. So long, and thanks for the Dominix!
We stop again in B170 for a take-out Hurricane and return to 6vdt to keep the lid open to the dumpster TEST & ESG seem determined to keep throwing themselves into.
A Republic Fleet Firetail, a Rifter and an Imicus jump into the dumpster before CellGate tries to grasp the brass ring of retardation for the evening. After having already lost the Caracal half an hour earlier, died again in an Ibis, he decides to take an unfit Drake through the JB and warps to the station.
This is over half an hour after we started dicking around in 6vdt...there are no words for someone who manages to accumulate eight lossmails to us
But in what truly must be the single most retarded thing I've ever seen in Eve, a fucking carrier proceeds to jump in from the JB and warps to station, landing in the bubble.
Does TEST simply not have intel channels?! I mean, I cant even
Sadly, killing a carrier in fucking Ruptures would take about four years and TEST manages to stop being utterly retarded long enough to bomb the little Rupture gang that could, into oblivion.
So basically TL;DR, there are literally not enough
Nice battlereport. Was great fun, even though I didn't get on any of those pod mails. Curse you Murdd for fitting a SEBO!
[spoiler=Friendly Suggestion]Try to keep your sentences in paragraph structure for these longer battlereports. By line breaking every sentence or so it makes the post harder to read and appear much longer than it actually is.[/spoiler]
[URL="http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12609601"][ 2012.03.02 08:32:51 ] Kurth Ren > whereas love squad avoids any engagement that is not a onesided curbstomp[/URL]
[URL="http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=11888507"][ 2012.03.02 08:34:08 ] Kurth Ren > but you are literally arguing with the inventor of broski, you aren't going to win a debate about broski history with me[/URL]
[URL="http://unidan.net/killboard/?a=kill_related&kll_id=1876"][ 2012.03.02 08:40:48 ] Kurth Ren > it's filled with bitter faggots who would rather be slaves to finns and run at the first sign of a fight then go on ops[/URL]
What is the point in this thread if these terribly long winded roleplay battle reports are still being posted here?
protecting sec's ego against the hordes with increased moderation
That thread contains a lot of BRs, content, and drama, and will most likely slowly fade into irrelevance. Explicit reasons as to why the thread was moved were given, but I'll bet you didn't bother to read that, did you?
Also why are you so angry about dudes having fun that you negrep Gabriel for misspelling a made-up word? In 2 posts Gabe has posted more content than you have in 223. Better to be "long-winded" and such than to contribute literally nothing. I heartily encourage everyone in this thread to read Kanloch's past posting and see if he doesn't just bandwagon and call posts shit.
The Colorblind Angel of Kugutsumen - Turning Bad Country into Mad Country one post a time
Thanks man. I considered that, maybe I'll try full paragraphs in the next one. I tend to think the frequent paragraph breaks enhance the readability and pacing at the expense of post length but what the hell, I'll give it a shot.Nice battlereport. Was great fun, even though I didn't get on any of those pod mails. Curse you Murdd for fitting a SEBO!
[spoiler=Friendly Suggestion]Try to keep your sentences in paragraph structure for these longer battlereports. By line breaking every sentence or so it makes the post harder to read and appear much longer than it actually is.[/spoiler]
That's why the other thread isn't in EOU anymore. Also these battle reports are long winded for the sake of purported entertainment value, as I don't expect kugu to give any fucks about two sentences and a linked K/D related.
A Night of Awoxing & Dumpstering Brought to you by Love Squad & Concordiat Alliance
So I log in around 02:00 (Thurs US TZ) only to find Securitas and a few of my other corp-mates debasing themselves by carebearing in null somewhere. I, of course, keep my hands free of such filthy activities by donating to the corp wallet in lieu of similarly disgracing myself with PvE content. Finally we start forming up around 03:00 when our friends in Love Squad chime in with an opportunity:
They happen to have a friend in who wants to leave ESG with a bang. They ask us if we'd like to join them for some delightful awoxing in Fountain. We form up a dozen Ruptures, some thrashers, some frigs, and of course there has to be that one asshole in a BC (hi Viribus!) and backdoor our way into Fountain--in true Securitas' fashion--with Josh and Securitas sharing FC duties. As usual, it's fucking 05:00 before we get anywhere and Josh has the pleasure of trying to get a ts full of Concordiat & Love Squad assholes to shut the fuck up on comms and not to fucking fail-jump like retards at every gate. Both prove to be somewhat herculean tasks.
Once we've managed to at least more-or-less stop acting like complete fucking morons, the operation gets underway and we start with an ESG Tengu (~700mil) as our appetizer. In passing we snap up a TEST Mael before moving on to a slightly more delicious TEST Tengu (~1.1bil). Of course, TEST & ESG being massive retards, our fleet has barely been reported at this point, much less our awoxer.We fly around looking for a few more delicious morsels when finally our awoxer starts getting reported in intel channels. However, since ESG is literally a pack of screaming idiots they don't manage to figure out that perhaps they should set the awoxer red, and so we go on our merry way to find a frankly delicious Raven Navy Issue (...2.6bil). A couple of systems over our awoxer finds two Tengus and a Machariel all in the same anom when the scourge of fail-jumping retardation rears it's ugly head and they all warp out before our awoxer can land.
Wirty accurately captures the moment in pixels:
We spend another half an hour looking for anything else sugar filled while TEST take a hundred millennia to form up a shitty pots-n-pans BC home defence fleet. We only find these small Rattlesnake crumbs. They decide to be try and be clever--NOTICE I SPELLED IT CORRECTLY THIS TIME--and set up on the AL8 gate in JGOW. Unfortunately for them we know who their FC is and their exact composition so we very quickly come up with the plan of jumping our whole gang into them, the thrashers breaking cloak first to draw fire, then ruptures decloaking, aligning out, picking off their FC first, etc.
We 360-no-scope* into them and procede to slam dunk them into the scrub-dumpster so fucking hard that the dumpster goes flying off a cliff and lands in another dumpster. They get dismantled so badly that TEST has to resort to throwing a some enormously retarded number of BS and command ships into the fight to save the remainder of their laughable home-def fleet while most of us sail away into the sunset, flipping them the bird, and recording their comms** and alliance channels** tears for posterity.
*Credit to July for that line
**Credit to Wirty Dhore in this post for the image and tears harvesting.
If there is something that kugu needs to stop it's smothering people who provide content. The guy is in the right thread and posting Eve content, but officer Kanloch still disapproves.
Are you flipping serious you disapprove of battlereport that is 3-4 hours worth of Eve Content? Anti-content faggots who try and bully newer posters away from posting content are worse than most shitposters imo and really rustle my jimmies. Doesn't help the case any that 90% of kanloch's posts are complaints or shitting on people for their posting, but he has not provided ANY content himself. Taking jabs at his post because it's long winded roleplay? "Guys, there's too much content in that post. I don't like that."
Here's an idea. Maybe tell the guy with a single digit post count (that has managed to post more content than you) how to improve his post so the next time he has something to work with? Nah.
[URL="http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12609601"][ 2012.03.02 08:32:51 ] Kurth Ren > whereas love squad avoids any engagement that is not a onesided curbstomp[/URL]
[URL="http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=11888507"][ 2012.03.02 08:34:08 ] Kurth Ren > but you are literally arguing with the inventor of broski, you aren't going to win a debate about broski history with me[/URL]
[URL="http://unidan.net/killboard/?a=kill_related&kll_id=1876"][ 2012.03.02 08:40:48 ] Kurth Ren > it's filled with bitter faggots who would rather be slaves to finns and run at the first sign of a fight then go on ops[/URL]
How about you get out of sec's butt, july.
How's that for content.
It's almost like Securitas touched Kanloch's mom in an inappropriate place.
That one became about Securitas, Evolution, and broken hearts. It had little to do with Concordiat Alliance.
Granted, most of us give as few fucks about Concordiat as we do about your alliance, but that doesn't mean they can't have their own thread if they activly provide content for it, which for the most part comes down to writing battlereport.
Incidentally, apologies in advance for the relative lack of detail on the last engagement in the batrep for last night I posted 51 (!!!) fucking hours ago and still hasn't been approvedbut I can't edit it to add more detail until it's actually up and I'm likely to be out this evening so I probably won't be around to edit it until really late.
Went on an AC Shield 'Cane roam with Horse. I was head of the 3-Scimi Logi wing.
We left through Taisy, traveled to UMI-KK, flew to EC-P8R, where we encountered a disconnected Sleipnir. We then decided to head towards L-C, being scared of VFK. On the way we found a Myrmidon. When we got to L-C, we tried to aggress some stuff on station, but we were unable to kill anything due to Carrier reps. We flew off, disheartened, and went home after like ganking a Rifter or something.
Targets were not plentiful, and there was great sadness. I did, however, come home with my 10MN SS MWD intact, which was a big relief.
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Can the mods please approve gabriel's post?
The Colorblind Angel of Kugutsumen - Turning Bad Country into Mad Country one post a time
Was it an AAR from last night? Let me sum it up since his got modded...
1.) Sec links pics of himself and his ex from his Facebook for us to enjoy while we all fit gang assisted nano drakes in Jita for an hour and a half
2.) Sec links pics of himself and his ex from his Facebook for us to enjoy while we figure out how fleet boosts work for an hour
3.) Sec links pics of himself and his ex from his Facebook for us to enjoy while we welp on an 80 man drake/cane gang with scimi support
4.) Panic and loggoffski
All it all it was pretty meh.
Jeff Raider > oh i think you'll find the opposite to be true my friend i am among kugus best posters are you are among the worst as evidenced by our reputations on this site
Now this ?is an AAR.
good report, would read again.
Not for last night, for Thursday night's awoxing, they finally approved the post.
As for last night, that was a pretty good summary. We were derping pretty hard there, though at least we managed to only lose 4 or 5 ships while flailing around like idiots and not our entire gang.
Due credit to Black Mark for using some very intelligent range management against our gang.
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