Damn it.
Damn it.
Well Zulu will have the best named titan pilot anyways.
Gay Babby.
Is there a recording of the SOTA? Missed the first ten minutes
There's nothing worse than having a good idea for a post not being good enough to pull it off :negative:
Test has only been pretending to be incompetent all this time. They've secretly been building a massive titan fleet this whole time.![]()
[05:28:32] Damienwhat Solette > friend said, if only they didn't have those 2 falcons there, i said they have 3, and he said that just says they don't want to do anything fair, just want to be dicks about it like not normal dicks but big black huge cocks
This isn't the exact post to quote but, it's in response to this train of though. The drake doctrine is a doctrine to be used in conjuction with mainfleet. The other day Laz used drake fleet to melt scimi's while vee killed ~40 tengus with alphafleet. Drake fleet is not replacing mainfleeet.
well today goons used all drake fleet and got raped.
sorry elo i wouldn't engage in my 10 man cowardcat fleet
I'm pretty angry I didn't get on the mails of any of those abominations Securitas called bombers despite having whored on them before you guys landed.
[URL="http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12609601"][ 2012.03.02 08:32:51 ] Kurth Ren > whereas love squad avoids any engagement that is not a onesided curbstomp[/URL]
[URL="http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=11888507"][ 2012.03.02 08:34:08 ] Kurth Ren > but you are literally arguing with the inventor of broski, you aren't going to win a debate about broski history with me[/URL]
[URL="http://unidan.net/killboard/?a=kill_related&kll_id=1876"][ 2012.03.02 08:40:48 ] Kurth Ren > it's filled with bitter faggots who would rather be slaves to finns and run at the first sign of a fight then go on ops[/URL]
what a fuckin pubbie fitting
There's nothing worse than having a good idea for a post not being good enough to pull it off :negative:
montolio <3 dbrb
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Why is montolio so sad?
Edit: The smug never gets wiped off DBRB's face.....
dbrb smug > shadoo smug. on the other hand shadoo has smexy eyebrows to go along with the smug
Montolio we need to talk about your wardrobe
What the hell happened to his legs
DBRB literally looks like The Pig from that game Stronghold.
Monto"I got no legs"lio
p. sure boat lost weight :]
Does boat ever turn off that smug face?
(4:14:52 AM) grimbold_dengrist: all Marivauder does as a mod is post about being a mod
(11:47:38 AM) endie: If you lot don't stop that I'm moving this corp to test
We value you as a member of the EVE Online community; however toxic behavior will not be tolerated. ~CCP
Is that even a smug face? Looks more grumpy to me.
is montolio's nip showing is that why you had to black it out
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boat looks like john goodman
boat's smug face is upside down
There's nothing worse than having a good idea for a post not being good enough to pull it off :negative:
It's not a smugface, he's just storing last meal's leftovers in his cheeks
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Better?
880 in local and tidi is at 14%...
where?
A dark and dreary day, Test remained besieged by the forces of awful. Good posts were running low and rep was hard to find. Hopelessness pervaded and the situation was bleak.
Zulus stood defiant in the thread, "If you have a witty joke or retort in battle comms".
The forces of awful sent forth their herald to answer this challenge. Covered in sores and oozing pus from years of excessive spray tanning he strutted to the gate. Dressed in an askew frayed brim cap, a popped color salmon colored polo shirt, tight jeans, sandals, and a live strong bracelet he spewed his demands.Originally Posted by Jinli Mei
Originally Posted by Daionnis
This could not go unanswered. For too long had the forces of awful ridden over Test lands unopposed. The gates slowly creaked open and Zulu's champion sallied forth. On the only steed fit to bear him, an ass, DurrHurrDurr roared his battle cry, "HUE HUE HUE", and engaged the herald in single combat.
Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr
Battle was joined with the first blow struck. The herald was quick to strike back.
Originally Posted by Daionnis
Our champion was unfazed as he parried this blow and returned one in kind.
Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr
Seriously wounded and in a shit flinging panic the herald managed to backpedal and at the same time lash out wildly.
Originally Posted by Daionnis
Our hero stood his ground. He'd fought awful before. The herald would tire himself out, present a weakness, and then the hero would strike.
Originally Posted by Daionnis
An opening! Our hero struck.
Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr
The herald was experienced in awful as well. He went into the U MAD defense.
Originally Posted by Daionnis
DurrHurrDurr pressed his advantage.
Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr
A killboard was posted. DurrHurrDurr's victory was close at hand. He offered the herald terms.
Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr
It was a mistake. The foe, fighting for his life, struck forth will all his remaining might in three vicious strikes.
Originally Posted by Daionnis
Originally Posted by Daionnis
Originally Posted by Daionnis
Our champion stood undaunted, and he easily shrugged off these blows. It was time to end it. It had gone on long enough. Dismounting his ass he beheaded the herald and shit down his neck.
A lesser man would not have given battle, an ordinary man would have been slain in combat, but the hero of Zulu triumphed over awful this day. Will it be enough to turn the tide? Only time can tell. However, we can take solace in the fact that we faced it head on this day and triumphed. USA. USA. USA.Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr
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Minor inaccuracy since I founded and co-run Romeo Squad, I'm only in zulu jabber as a diplomatic envoy (jagidrok also likes me enough that he made me a sig) and im surprised im even in zulu jabber still since michaelboltoniii wishes I never lived.
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o7 dhd
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I didn't read that but I'm assuming some shitbird got served a steaming heap of assfisting?
Also, banning Jinli falls under "doing something," which I think Bolton has an allergic reaction to.
That Daionnis guy is such a bitch. When I used to be into Eve blogs (dark times, my friends, dark times), he would post a bunch of useless shit and call fellow blog-readers faggots for reading blogs.
And he got really emotional on his Twitter account after being fired from some lame gaming website.
It's like Season 7 of a mediocre sitcom
(gfgbs is season 23)
For those of you without comprehensive spy networks or straight up access to our Mumble. We have finally found the SOTA recording stuffed into someones attic.
http://soundcloud.com/drkannon/sota-2-3-2012
Super cool SOTA test. As I often say to my children, "Stop growing up"![]()
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Aww it has ducklings?![]()
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