Shitposting Containment Unit: The TEST Thread

**Dysphonia** · 2012-03-21

The worst part about it is the albanian faggot in the titan is going to be smug about that for days. Its really not worth the three carrier kills.

**Kanloch** · 2012-03-21

Originally Posted by Dysphonia

The worst part about it is the albanian faggot in the titan is going to be smug about that for days. Its really not worth the three carrier kills.

I can fix that for you, for free.

**Checkbox Poll** · 2012-03-21

Originally Posted by Dysphonia

The worst part about it is the albanian faggot in the titan is going to be smug about that for days. Its really not worth the three carrier kills.

leave tarithell alone

**Dysphonia** · 2012-03-21

Originally Posted by Checkbox Poll

leave tarithell alone

But, but, his smug is going to be so annoying. Especially now Rise of Tangra left g0dfathers right after. Fully unbearable for the longest time

**Checkbox Poll** · 2012-03-21

more like Fall of Tangra amirite

**Platonic Solid** · 2012-03-21

Guys, you don't understand. They've been in NPC Fountain long before us and they will be in Fountain long after us.

**DurrHurrDurr** · 2012-03-21

Notmo has been gracious enough to summarize the last four weeks in Fountain into a single convenient .gif

**Securitas** · 2012-03-23

A TEST carrier just selfdestructed to deny us a killmail. What a faggot.

**xXxWirtyXDoorxXx** · 2012-03-23

Originally Posted by Securitas

A TEST carrier just selfdestructed to deny us a killmail. What a faggot.

I have it frapped so the video will be up sometime soon.

**MishkataPingvin** · 2012-03-23

Originally Posted by Platonic Solid

Guys, you don't understand. They've been in NPC Fountain long before us and they will be in Fountain long after us.

Well as it turns out Bulgarians have been living in WY- from early 2007... i myself moved to fountain in january 2008.
But don't get the facts get in the way

**Yanna** · 2012-03-23

Originally Posted by Securitas

A TEST carrier just selfdestructed to deny us a killmail. What a faggot.

Such a lack of e-honoure.

**Velyks** · 2012-03-23

Attachment 2705

Get owned shitl0rdz

**Dumuzid** · 2012-03-25

zulusquad leak:

(12:50:07 PM) Dodeca Hedron: someone bump the TEST thread so I can reply to it with my usual bad posting

also durrhurrdurr is a nazi mod, viva la revolution

edit: i have been informed that they didn't really want the thread bumped, and that this is, infact, a shitpost

**niggernigger [banned]** · 2012-03-25

its ok, i'll just make my own shitpost so they cancel each other out.

thats how it works right?

**DurrHurrDurr** · 2012-03-26

Meanwhile in Fountain, a bunch of dumb NPC nerds argue with each other after all of the Bulgarians leave their alliance (it gets pretty okay I promise).

https://forum.pleaseignore.com/topic...iance-meeting/

**Kanloch** · 2012-03-26

That's cool, only TEST can read that anyway

**Checkbox Poll** · 2012-03-26

I'll leak it later.

**DurrHurrDurr** · 2012-03-26

Ahahahaha I copy-pasted the wrong link.
http://soundcloud.com/osodesol/m8o7n...7v2s0i1n0t3e6l

EDIT: beat you to it Leetcheese you gross piece of shit.

**Mfume** · 2012-03-26

is that woman or exceptionally young boy?

**Kanloch** · 2012-03-27

She is like the female version of boltzmann.

**Max** · 2012-03-27

Crossposted from the TEST forums, thanks to Bud Trooper.

Look ma' I made a TL;DR!

Begin
· The Bulgarians have decided to split from the alliance and start their own. “I’m not really sure why.”
· Lost a lot of people. Girly poo doesn’t like that.
· Carebear activity is too damn high!
· Justifiable to carebear if you lost a bunch of ships in one go. (Take a moment to

about reimbursements)
· Some guy complaining: not enough is going on after Bulgarians left.
· Other guy responds: plenty of activity, but not enough support for newer FCs.
· A group of nerds went to empire for a few weeks, planning to return to fountain.
· Some guy wants to shake the rust off with smaller gangs before he steps up to 15-20 man gangs.
· Daily fleets at 8:30 (ambiguous whether this is local time or eve time)

10 Minute Mark – After which we talk about fleets and why do or do not suck
· More shit about small fleets to get his feet wet.
· NOBODY Xs UP MAN
· NOBODY FCs MAN
· BULGARIANS WERE ANTISOCIAL
· Happy about this though.
· Participation isn’t actually bad. Only a couple problem corps.
· Vlada burns out fc’ing too much.
· Shut up kid I’m trying to tell the Bulgarians about how I’m going to speak good English at them clearly.
· Buncha crap.
· They think their fleets would be improved by broadcasting targets.

20 Minute Mark – After which we talk about Bulgarians, TEST and Blackops
· Bulgarians leaving was a good thing. They were carebears anyway. Language barrier. Etc.
· Whats with TEST? Why aren’t we supposed to shoot their structures?
· That was a joke dumbass, but we’ll talk about TEST later.
· Planning some black ops fleets in the future so get some of those ships ready.
· Call for more cyno 5 pilots.
· Shiptypes are hard
· MOTDs are hard
· Instant gratification is hard
· Talking about test hack “oops my bad”
· Having a real world analyst audit his fixes.
· Everyone has to re-register for comms or something
· TEST intel gathering has dropped off since the Bulgarians left. (This has nothing at all to do with us deploying away from fountain.)
· Something about petrol.
· Apparently it was funny.

30 Minute Mark – After which we talk about TEST
· TEST practically begging for blue standings
· Turned them down repeatedly
· TEST blew up our shit and camped our stations out of spite
· Forbidding g0dfathers members from shooting TEST structures (unless they’re POCOs)
· TEST is pulling towers down in fountain, we’re allowing them to pull down their stuff
· Hold on guys, did we ask the Bulgarians for permission to agree to this deal?
· Hey you, spai, stop recording!
· TEST Pets are fair game. TEST are fair game. Structures are not fair game.
· Wait I lied leadership didn’t agree to this.
· These nerds are actually mad that they can’t shoot POS.
· This guy must really love shooting POS.

40 Minute Mark – After which we talk about non aggression and structures
· TEST has run out of shit to shoot at.
· Argument for breaking NAP and shooting POS to make TEST buttmad and come home to fite.
· Argument for abiding by NAP so DADDY doesn’t get it’s shit pushed in again.
· PvP sucks or doesn’t suck.
· Hypothetically would we side with test if Raiden invades fountain?
· No, we’d bomb both sides.
· We’re not bluing anything. Lets just shoot things.
· Goons won’t help TEST if TEST gets hit hard enough.

50 Minute Mark – After which we talk about inconveniencing TEST being at war and being little baby men
· TEST camping WY-9 was a huge pain in the ass
· Some shit about wardecs
· “But, if we run off to empire space to shoot war decs that’s like letting them win!”
· DADDY smugging about shooting TEST noobies in empire space
· GOODNIGHT LOUIE
· Can we shoot towers tonight? No.
· I DON’T LIKE BEING AT WAR, WHY ARE WE AT WAR? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
· Apparently this guy thinks wardecs matter in nullsec.
· DADDY smugging about “winning” war decs.
· Something about posting to EN24
· OGOD THEY’RE GRIEFING US WITH POCOS ONOZ
· It only takes like 10 people trolololo
· WE LOVE HISEC GANKING
· They’re not naming the baby b0rt

**MishkataPingvin** · 2012-03-27

Thanks for the leak guys...

nothing new under the sun, the people in charge try to push some propaganda, the new members who haven't adapted to getting blobbed are whining and if the shit gets though they will probably jump ship.
I might start recording my corp mates from vlast for shitz and giggles, the problem is we mostly speak in Bulgarian.

**DurrHurrDurr** · 2012-03-27

Originally Posted by MishkataPingvin

Thanks for the leak guys...

nothing new under the sun, the people in charge try to push some propaganda, the new members who haven't adapted to getting blobbed are whining and if the shit gets though they will probably jump ship.
I might start recording my corp mates from vlast for shitz and giggles, the problem is we mostly speak in Bulgarian.

Hah, just record G0dfathers instead. I know how mad they get.

**DurrHurrDurr** · 2012-03-27

Also, I forgot to add...

They seem pretty annoyed at the Bulgarians, but from my experience you guys were the more active of the two halves of G0dfathers. What fostered the split?

**MishkataPingvin** · 2012-03-27

Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr

Also, I forgot to add...

They seem pretty annoyed at the Bulgarians, but from my experience you guys were the more active of the two halves of G0dfathers. What fostered the split?

I honestly don't care some spy accusations trown around from both sides, at least that's what i heard.

**DurrHurrDurr** · 2012-03-27

Originally Posted by MishkataPingvin

I honestly don't care some spy accusations trown around from both sides, at least that's what i heard.

Well, they also called you carebears and were pretty passive-aggressive.

**BiggerDangDude** · 2012-03-28

TEST services are dead aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

**MishkataPingvin** · 2012-03-28

Originally Posted by DurrHurrDurr

Well, they also called you carebears and were pretty passive-aggressive.

Oh we carebear so much there should be invented another word for it.
When you guys went north there was nothing else to do but shoot NPCs and i pretty much stopped logging in.

**lolard** · 2012-03-28

Originally Posted by MishkataPingvin

Oh we carebear so much there should be invented another word for it.

The accepted nullsec lexicon for excessive PvE is "jewing", as in "stop fucking jewing you fucking jew".

**MishkataPingvin** · 2012-03-28

This works too i guess.

**jeffraider** · 2012-03-28

k that little dude's voice is like wat

**DurrHurrDurr** · 2012-03-28

Originally Posted by jeffraider

k that little dude's voice is like wat

That's a chick, and it's their co-CEO.

**syndic thrass** · 2012-03-28

I thought it was just a random fucking title then I realized Durr had to literally sit there and type this out.
M8o7n2t0y4l2o7v2s0i1n0t3e6l

**Securitas** · 2012-03-29

So apparently space's awoxing character has the highest score on the test killboard this week by a factor of ~15x.

**DurrHurrDurr** · 2012-03-29

Originally Posted by Securitas

So apparently space's awoxing character has the highest score on the test killboard this week by a factor of ~15x.

~killboard stats~

**syndic thrass** · 2012-03-29

Let me tell you about my K/D ratio.

**xXxWirtyXDoorxXx** · 2012-03-29

Don't worry if they aren't in the staging system in branch TEST directorship don't give a fuck what happens to your bot.

**Securitas** · 2012-03-29

I like how when you mention the hilarious fact that an awoxer is the top killer on an alliance's killboard people immediately go "KB STATS OMG."

**BiggerDangDude** · 2012-03-29

Jesus PIZZA how do you put up with Securitas?

**White Tree** · 2012-03-29

Originally Posted by BiggerDangDude

Jesus PIZZA how do you put up with Securitas?

He's not in Pizza, and I think Womyn Power punished their Alliance by suiciding a bunch of their Hulks for mining when Pizza had an OP on or something idk some feels were hurt.

**Shoogafoots Jones** · 2012-03-29

Originally Posted by BiggerDangDude

Jesus PIZZA how do you put up with Securitas?

It's not easy, but long ago we used to be in TEST, so we're used to faggots... ICEBURN!!

Not you though BDD, we coo' :fistbump:

**BiggerDangDude** · 2012-03-29

Originally Posted by White Tree

He's not in Pizza, and I think Womyn Power punished their Alliance by suiciding a bunch of their Hulks for mining when Pizza had an OP on or something idk some feels were hurt.

I know he's not in Pizza. I guess I can't figure out why you guys would put up with his e-honour faggotry if you didn't have to.

Originally Posted by Shoogafoots Jones

It's not easy, but long ago we used to be in TEST, so we're used to faggots... ICEBURN!!

Not you though BDD, we coo' :fistbump:

We coo'. I'm not even subbed anymore. Fuck TEST. NAW MEAN, SON?

**Viribus** · 2012-03-29

Originally Posted by BiggerDangDude

I know he's not in Pizza. I guess I can't figure out why you guys would put up with his e-honour faggotry if you didn't have to.

I dunno, personally I don't because the dudes in concordiat are literal retards that won't do anything unless explicitly told so by the FC. If you tell them to burn toward sun they will just burn until downtime and they're like 400km off the fleet. And for some reason Sec is some kind of magnet for annoying faggots (not in the gay way [not that there's anything wrong with that]) See: Clearly Compensating

**Myelinated** · 2012-03-29

Sec is some kind of magnet for annoying faggots (not in the gay way [not that there's anything wrong with that]) See: Clearly Compensating

heavy emphasis on this.

**Securitas** · 2012-03-29

Originally Posted by Viribus

I dunno, personally I don't because the dudes in concordiat are literal retards that won't do anything unless explicitly told so by the FC. If you tell them to burn toward sun they will just burn until downtime and they're like 400km off the fleet. And for some reason Sec is some kind of magnet for annoying faggots (not in the gay way [not that there's anything wrong with that]) See: Clearly Compensating

I think part of the reason for that is that I keep too close of an eye on the fleet and immediately step in if someone is doing something wrong. The upshot of that is that nobody learns how to actually fly their ship unless they ignore me from time to time.

Also BDD I don't know where you got e-honor from. My alliance's ticker is ironically HONOR and I awox all the time and scam when I can.