The Northern Thread - VFK 2012, Prophecies and bad posts

**Lorax** · 2012-02-09

Originally Posted by Wildside

just get a wife that dont speak your native language (or english) so you doesnt have to listen to her(you cant understand eachother anyways)

like a russian uneducated and illiterate women, then just chain her to the kitchen and bed room..

So ideally they are the same room?

Hrmm, I think I just stick to getting the fryer for next to my computer

**Dinique** · 2012-02-09

Originally Posted by Manny

Dr. Sneakylove. Or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the Wormhole.

We formed Tidicats and headed north to stop the goons from kiting 2 Raiden Tech towers. By the time Init, Raiden, NCdot and us formed and got moving the first pos had already been kited with a US timer. The entire coalition got moving for the second tower, which was 4 hours into a kite. PL waited on a titan in PF- (waving at our lovely tech tower while we were there). Being in Tidicats, we have to wait for both sides to commit before we can join the fight. Unfortunately Init is dumb, and Raiden seems to have caught the dumb from them. Instead of fighting on the friendly pos, they committed to a fight in a safespot, leaving us no way to warp in after the cyno in said safespot died. We bridged into the system and sat on our hands while trying to get a warp in. By the time we finally got a ping off the fight it was going very bad for our friends. We hurried the warp in off the fight and payed for it in oracles. We landed 70km from the mael blob, which as you can imagine, went bad. While burning off we lost 10 dudes to random mael fire, as 2 maels can pop a oracle. Then things turned...

We warped out and regrouped... warped back in on a ping then down to the fight and killed a handful of maels. At this point All our mates in drakes were dead and we were forced to warp off to a random PL tech tower, (i mean, its hard not to come across a random PL tech tower in venal, wolololol). The fight is over at this point right? :dbrb: Boat warps his drakes onto our pos, thinking we were in a safespot. We laugh for a bit... then realize, if we burn out of the other side of the pos, we can blap and they can't do shit. We burn out while our pro dictors bubble the drakes. Lemme tell you how fast Tachs burn thru drakes. After 20 or so drakes died, Vily wapred the maels in to save his bros, we burn back into the POS like cowards, only to see the maels land in the drake bubbles, also out of range. We burn back out and pop 3 or 4 maels before they finally get out. We spend a bit of time trying to line up drive-bys with no joy.

So now, we are trapped in system, goons covering the gates... the call we all fear goes out... "find us a wormhole." Flashbacks to rohk thunderdome inside a class 1 with no way out, but luck is with us this time. A null to null WH is located, and it comes out in the drone regions, 9 jumps from out titan. We sperg in local peace out thru our wormhole. On the other side we burn off the WH (which has a nice t1 large bubble on it from scurd renters) and wait. They probe it, land on the WH but align out. We give up, go one jump on our way to freedom, land on a gate with like 10 t1 large bubbles only to hear manny tell us that the goon drakes have jumped thru the WH and are giving chase. We burn thru the mass of bubbles, get ourselves on the other side of them from the goon in gate and wait. DBRB doesn't disappoint and warps straight into the bubbles. Unbelievable he turns on MWD's and burns straight at 50 tidi cats shooting EM. Que another 30 drake loses. We play a bit of cat and mouse around the system then it hits us. The WH from venal is still there, and has its mass reduced by half. If we could jump back thru it, it would collapse, stranding dbrb 30 jumps from home. Someone runs some quick math (props to whomever it was, he was spot on) and tells us that we'll only get 3/4ths of the fleet thru. Shadoo tells the tired euros to stay behind and we jump most of the tidi's back to venal and proceed to end the kite by reffing Raiden's tech right under goon's noses. It gets a beautiful EU timer and we fuck off home. The best part is that our EU bros arrive on the titan for the bridge home at nearly the same time as the rest of the fleet. We all arrive home with DBRB still 25 jumps from VFK.

THE END

fyp

**Palander** · 2012-02-09

http://youtu.be/Py_IndUbcxc

While everything is quiet in the northern front, there are things worth waiting for.

**Matos** · 2012-02-09

So TiDi Cats are Tachyon Oracles?

**Lucas Quaan** · 2012-02-09

The greatest trick PL ever pulled was to confuse the fuck out of everyone with our ridiculous fleet names.

**Prodnovick** · 2012-02-09

Originally Posted by Lucas Quaan

The greatest trick PL ever pulled was to confuse the fuck out of everyone with our ridiculous fleet names.

Like the guys that bring Nagas and Tornados instead?

**Dinique** · 2012-02-09

We are not without our failings(-ures)

**syndic thrass** · 2012-02-09

Glad I went home when I did. YEAH HURF BLURF LETS FOLLOW THEM THROUGH A WORMHOLE.

e: forgive my propagandas-esque posting

**woo glin** · 2012-02-09

lol you went on a boat op

**syndic thrass** · 2012-02-09

I went on a Vily op and made him bridge me home when it became a Boat op

**aryndel vyst** · 2012-02-09

Penifsmash is just mad because he can't lose his virginity until the arranged marriage goes through. I wonder what kind of dowry an eve-playing angry Kugu poster garners for the bride's family these days.

**syndic thrass** · 2012-02-09

A titan.

**Grath** · 2012-02-09

Originally Posted by Matos

So TiDi Cats are Tachyon Oracles?

Theres other things involved but yea, thats part of it. And yes, we have scrubs that can't fly fucking Orcales.

Let me tell you about Yaay and his "Well some of us can only fly tornados so that is better than nothing"

NO ITS NOT MOTHERFUCKER GET THE FUCK OUT.

God damn fucking Shadoo trolling the entire alliance with that dude.

**Fix Lag** · 2012-02-09

From the tone of that post, one could almost assume that Grath doesn't like Yaay very much.

**July** · 2012-02-09

Originally Posted by Grath

And yes, we have scrubs that can't fly fucking Orcales.

To be fair, aren't T2 Large beams pretty 'old school' as far as fleet doctrines go?

**teds** · 2012-02-09

not really, various groups of people have been using megapulse on everything for a long time, and it's like a week or something training from those to T2 tachs

**Grath** · 2012-02-09

Originally Posted by July

To be fair, aren't T2 Large beams pretty 'old school' as far as fleet doctrines go?

Sort of, anybody who's been in PL since fountain can use them, as our mainline fleet for defending that region was glass cannon sniper apocs.

We all know now what 5 second scan times did to those big slow bastards, but regardless, the base is there.

Then you add in the Hellcat training that most of PL completed about 1.5 years ago, and we're set in a position where a very large percentage of the alliance can fly them with only a bit of training.

Then there's people like faggot who think that any ship in fleet is better than not having the right ship in fleet. Which makes me want to tear the tongue out of his fucking head so he never speaks again.

Naga's also perform fairly well in the role, having similar DPS/Tracking/and range (better in some cases), only one problem.

We've used these things 4 times now, and on 2 of the occasions everything not amarr ran low or flat out ran out of ammo.

**Vonqueesha Shenaynay** · 2012-02-09

Originally Posted by Fix Lag

From the tone of that post, one could almost assume that Grath doesn't like Yaay very much.

It's fucking Yaay. Can you really blame him?

**Mr Coloredshirt** · 2012-02-09

x artycane

**Razzor** · 2012-02-09

is a drake ok ?

**tgr** · 2012-02-09

Can I bring a rifter?

**Jones Bones** · 2012-02-09

A harbinger is pretty much the same thing right?

**Fix Lag** · 2012-02-09

Fuck it I'm bringing a blackbird

**July** · 2012-02-09

I wonder if I just slapped on pulses if anyone would notice.

**Grath** · 2012-02-09

No
No
No
Yes (fast frigs are ok)
No
No
Yes (and we'd kill you)

**Jones Bones** · 2012-02-09

Originally Posted by July

I wonder if I just slapped on pulses if anyone would notice.

Just load Navy Gamma, I think it's the same color. Purple Scorch would stand out too much.

**Razzor** · 2012-02-09

*undocks quietly in a drake*

**Stanpome** · 2012-02-09

Grath, how do you feel about Yaay's warping out, then warping back in and getting caught in the bubbles and getting owned by goons maneuver?

**syndic thrass** · 2012-02-09

My favorite was his oops logged in the wrong character, WHY IS MY SUPER ON A GATE, dead super maneuver

**Raketefrau** · 2012-02-09

Originally Posted by Razzor

*undocks quietly in a drake*

Sorry, with your avatar you're not allowed to knock drakes.

We tolerate a certain level of racism around here, but that.... That goes to far.

**Propagandas** · 2012-02-09

DBRB forming 2.5h before the tech towers tomorrow, what a nerd >_>

once a NC always a NC v0v0v

**Fix Lag** · 2012-02-09

Originally Posted by Propagandas

what a nerd >_>

pot calling the kettle a nigger

**penifSMASH** · 2012-02-09

Originally Posted by aryndel vyst

I wonder what kind of dowry an eve-playing angry Kugu poster garners for the bride's family these days.

probably more than a generic white noise badposting goonNOOB hanger onner vOv

**penifSMASH** · 2012-02-09

Originally Posted by Fix Lag

pot calling the kettle a nigger

haha you called him a nerd right back!!! LMAO 555 bat country best posters in gsf

**Fix Lag** · 2012-02-09

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

haha you called him a nerd right back!!! LMAO 555 bat country best posters in gsf

Could you try that scene one more time, but with a little more enthusiasm?

**Lorren Canada** · 2012-02-09

penif, that one was pretty bad

**Opti** · 2012-02-09

india india india india india india

**Cryo** · 2012-02-09

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

haha you called him a nerd right back!!! LMAO 555 bat country best posters in gsf

Hi I'd like a Medium Chicken Tandoori and 2 Naans please.

**Marivauder** · 2012-02-09

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

haha you called him a nerd right back!!! LMAO 555 bat country best posters in gsf

I'd rather be in Bat Country than India Country

WOLOLOL m8m8m8m8m8m8m8m8 o7o7o7o7o7o7o7o7o7o7o7

**INtarKll** · 2012-02-09

Originally Posted by penifSMASH

probably more than a generic white noise badposting goonNOOB hanger onner vOv

do you work at 711? rofl

**Tristan Acoma** · 2012-02-09

Is this the appropriate time to ask "what the hell happened to this thread"?

**Propagandas** · 2012-02-09

Originally Posted by Tristan Acoma

Is this the appropriate time to ask "what the hell happened to this thread"?

It is full of fat americans IRL-insulting other fat americans. Im sure they will also soon start insulting each other for being havoc repair men.
Oh wait they are all unemployed lol )))

Thank good for being normal looking healthy aryan ubermenchen student.

**Opti** · 2012-02-09

Originally Posted by Propagandas

It is full of fat americans IRL-insulting other fat americans. Im sure they will also soon start insulting each other for being havoc repair men.
Oh wait they are all unemployed lol )))

Thank good for being normal looking healthy aryan ubermenchen student.