Youtube EVE Online - Awakening
Christ.
Must be one of their worst Videos so far.
That was kind of shit. Dominion and Incarna had sick trailers though, I enjoyed them.
Why do computer voices sound best when a posh British dominatrix does the talking?
yea, that was kinda lame dominion, incarna, even the crucible trailer actually make people go "I want to be a part of that!" This one is going to confuse non eveites with "Who is the boring, ugly monotone lady?" "Is this a game about spaceships, or people?" "Chuck norris plays WoW and hes alot cooler than her."
I couldn't stop staring at her eyebrows. I wonder if there's something wrong with me.
Well, something new anyway...
I just have to ask Mira.... What date is the original picture that you use as your avatar?
needs more exotic dancers and hermaphroditic holoreels
The idea is fine, but the execution is just a bit "off".
just a bit?
No idea, just lifted it off tvtropes, which is where I get all my avatar pics.Originally Posted by Loremaster680
eve israel... eve israel... eve israel...
Good idea, good visuals, worst actor I've ever seen.... and I've watched my fair share of Matt Damon flicks. Cut the audio and replace it with a better voice over.
ah, I was thinking that it was probably a picture taken about 2 years ago and can imagine it being held by some Tea-Party activist shouting about the Kenyan president.
I was preparing to facepalm for the entire U.S. education system.
4 years ago and a leftist protester of the Beijing Olympics
I'm going to assume it was a cunning reverse-troll in support of the Beijing Olympics, because that shakes my faith in humanity less than if I just take this picture at face value.4 years ago and a leftist protester of the Beijing Olympics
Funny thing about that picture, the olympics where hosted by nazi germany in 1930 something.
Yeah, that's the whole joke. Way to go sport.
oops you said 1930 something.
Yeah that could have been awesome, it's a good idea, but terribly done.
Someone should redub it, someone with a personality.
K(awaii)ugu(u)tsumen
I don't like CCP's new habit of using live actors. I guess they do it because it's cheaper and faster than animation, but so far the've come up with the "I was there" guy and this angry lady, not a good trend, IMO... Aura voicing everything was nice and consistent.
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"Every rifter counts friend" - VR
I watched this video in 3D and was dodging that broad's eyebrows the whole time
You know, I think CCP ought to stop trying the human element (i.e., 'I was there') especially since it seems 9/10 people you meet in EVE have severe aspergers and want to be left alone while they shoot red crosses all day.
Will they ever make a trailer about that?
This trailer reminded me of Red Alert cut scenes - Especially RA3..
I find it depressing they only manage to put out one of these every six months, and we don't even get the sense that they are putting in anto get more subscribers besides a video on youtube..
Blab.
Do they make these commercials for prospective players or for their peers in the Dev world?
Either way, both look away in shame after watching that.
Like any of you guys could anything but a post your cock with a sock on it.
Lets not sell short the level of detail and expression you can achieve with that medium
Every rifter counts friend
Eve Online Uncensored: Anything But A Post Your Cock With A Sock On It
I guess I am selling the good art of sock cocking a bit short
CCP are stupid, they should allow that.
I guess it would be too much to expect EVE players to have their cocks in anything more socially redeemable, i.e., a vagina?
The back of a knee?
This video needs a bunch of fat unwashed people gyrating in the background and stealing other people's stuff/killing them then making fun of the corpses in vile ways to make sense.
They showed a turret popping up, engine trails and went through all the amazing new game-play mechanics they'd added. Probably saved a couple of bucks getting a member of staff to do the acting.
dear god patti smith has grows old. at least she didnt change her dressing style.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to intex encapor again.
recycling older videos with a beauty spot isn't that revolutionary either. i'm sure agathor has some examples in his much feared archives.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to intex encapor again.
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