Generic CSM thread

**Mintrolio** · 2012-02-15

CONFRIMIGN 2 THIGNS.

1. MINE BLOG UPDATES. http://mintrolio.wordpress.com/
b. I HAFIGN TO POAST PICTUR OF ME. I GET VER NREVOUS THET GOON WILL FIND OUT AND IS BETTRE I SHAR NOW.
C. THESE REAL IS ME AND MINE FARMRE FREND.
4. YO HAFIGN TO GUES REAL ONES, BUT NOW XENUIRA SHIRT /HATS CONBO LOOKIGN VER NICE.

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**Prodnovick** · 2012-02-15

Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller

Two things:

First, if we actually voted somebody into the CSM based on smell, then we've voted in some pretty fucking shitty candidates over the years. Let's just face it: The average CEO/diplo/FC does not smell like heaven on a nice day. DBRB, for example, probably didn't shower for a straight week while he was FC'ing the push into Branch. Did anybody ever hear him say 'BRB, shower'? No. I'd almost bet some PLEX on it.

Second, the EVE player who smells like fresh semen or anything classier than Cheetohs is just playing EVE to prove that he/she can be negligent in his/her life obligations long enough to convince his/her wife that regular blowjobs are actually necessary in a healthy marriage and thus can't be taken SO SERIOUS as a CSM candidate. My ideal CSM candidate has a drawer dedicated entirely to fapping socks. No troll.

I like it. Whoever wants to be on the CSM has to prove getting laid regulary. Otherwise their persuasion skills are not on par with the task on hand.

**tgr** · 2012-02-15

With or without scamming being involved?

**Pielemieni** · 2012-02-15

Originally Posted by ihaveahelmet

We should vote for revedhort. With a Nazi and a Commie (mittens) on board, we could have the space equivalent of Molotov-Ribbentrop, with riverini as Poland.

Originally Posted by Stenner

So Mittens and the Nazi guy would take turns raping Riverinis fat corpus? Sounds good.

Oh come on guys, learn some history. Poland in 1939 was anywhere close to fat, not to mention THAT... fat...

**Richter Belmont** · 2012-02-15

mittens/mintrolio 2012

also check my repeating digits

**Dsan** · 2012-02-15

Just going to say, I vote Mintrolio.
Know him ingame and andmire the maybe obvious troll front, but underneath he is cool and very sensible. I Think he can keep a good tight leash grasp on mittens.

**Prodnovick** · 2012-02-15

Originally Posted by tgr

With or without scamming being involved?

Using rufies for all i care.

Might work on CCp too.

**digi** · 2012-02-15

Originally Posted by Mintrolio

CONFRIMIGN 2 THIGNS.

1. MINE BLOG UPDATES. http://mintrolio.wordpress.com/
b. I HAFIGN TO POAST PICTUR OF ME. I GET VER NREVOUS THET GOON WILL FIND OUT AND IS BETTRE I SHAR NOW.
C. THESE REAL IS ME AND MINE FARMRE FREND.
4. YO HAFIGN TO GUES REAL ONES, BUT NOW XENUIRA SHIRT /HATS CONBO LOOKIGN VER NICE.

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There are like 600 Lee Alexanders in the US alone, you dick.

**jimmychrist** · 2012-02-15

Originally Posted by captainktainer

I did not want to say it, as I had reasonably fond memories of Brick Squad gallivanting about in the South and they have an awesome alliance logo, but I am convinced from that thread that anyone still remaining in that abortion of an alliance for any reason other than espionage or self-loathing is a literal paste-eating, publicly-masturbating, badposting retard. I'd be okay with any three of them - after all, I did last several months in TEST and regularly have to keep myself from resubscribing and throwing a Maelstrom or two down the drain at the hands of terrible corps - but the combination of all four makes me boil over with utter contempt and fury. I quite literally spent my morning trying to get a five year old to put twelve words in ABC order, and it was a less painful experience than reading the utter mix of fecal matter, lube, and pureed fetus that has vomited forth from the orifices of Brick Squad members onto their cheeto-bodily fluids-and-glue-covered keyboards.

Being in TEST seems to be driving you towards a heart attack.

**Berious** · 2012-02-15

https://forums.eveonline.com/default...=posts&t=67291

**UPDATE: Sadly, due to RL issues I won't be able to continue in the CSM race this year. But thanks to those who supported me, and best of luck to the other candidates!**

Looks like we trolled the Randroid out of the race. So much for the Free Market of ideas

**Don Peyote** · 2012-02-15

More like Faggot Transasstional

adherents of author Ayn Rand's philosophy of free market capitalism and rational self-interest

**zero** · 2012-02-15

Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller

TL;DR, this dude's a fucking Nazi and if you vote for him you're a fucking Nazi too.

Perhaps I am too tolerant, but do you know what this guy actually believes?

**Tristan Acoma** · 2012-02-15

I've heard he loves showers and is itching to annex the Sudetenland.

**Kitty Vintner** · 2012-02-15

Originally Posted by zero

Perhaps I am too tolerant, but do you know what this guy actually believes?

He's a self-described "racial realist" who responds favorably to 1488 dogwhistles. AKA a nazi.

**Dsan** · 2012-02-15

I'm voting Mintrolio, definitely.

Also, who do PL, Raiden and NCdot promote for CSM 7 ?

**jimmychrist** · 2012-02-15

Originally Posted by Kitty Vintner

He's a self-described "racial realist" who responds favorably to 1488 dogwhistles. AKA a nazi.

If he's really a nazi shouldn't he try to wrest control of the csm away from mittens in some kind of inept, beer-hall related, coup? I think he's just a poseur, going after the nazi demographic.

**Tristan Acoma** · 2012-02-15

Originally Posted by jimmychrist

I think he's just a poseur, going after the nazi demographic.

So you basically mean Evoke, right?

**zero** · 2012-02-15

Originally Posted by Kitty Vintner

He's a self-described "racial realist" who responds favorably to 1488 dogwhistles. AKA a nazi.

That doesn't exactly equate to condoning genocide or bigotry.
I hear many members of the cfc endearingly name their admired leaders as the literal hitler.

**Analogic Disturbance** · 2012-02-15

Originally Posted by Dsan

I'm voting Mintrolio, definitely.

Also, who do PL, Raiden and NCdot promote for CSM 7 ?

Mintchip

**Carebears** · 2012-02-15

Originally Posted by Dsan

I'm voting Mintrolio, definitely.

Also, who do PL, Raiden and NCdot promote for CSM 7 ?

The Mittani.

**Berious** · 2012-02-15

Originally Posted by zero

That doesn't exactly equate to condoning genocide or bigotry.
I hear many members of the cfc endearingly name their admired leaders as the literal hitler.

I guess it's possible all the everu posters who report his outrageously racist shit are lying, the guy's own bizzare outbursts on eve-o are just performance art and he's reluctant to deny being a vile nazi prefering to brush it off as "RL politics" because he's just shy or something. Just like it's possible Lee Harvey Oswald had an unfortunate accident cleaning his rifle and was actually JFKs biggest fan.

**Malaclypse** · 2012-02-15

Originally Posted by Berious

[...]Lee Harvey Oswald had an unfortunate accident cleaning his rifle and was actually JFKs biggest fan.

It was nice knowing you, but after spreading this national secret, I doubt anyone will ever hear from you again. Farewell Berious.

**Shoogafoots Jones** · 2012-02-15

I'll be voting for the Nazi and the Auspey.

GO TEAM NAZSPEY!

**Bill Schwartzski** · 2012-02-15

fappin' socks and cat boxes

two requirements for a CSM?

twas worthy of a vocal chuckle

**zero** · 2012-02-15

Originally Posted by Berious

I guess it's possible all the everu posters who report his outrageously racist shit are lying, the guy's own bizzare outbursts on eve-o are just performance art and he's reluctant to deny being a vile nazi prefering to brush it off as "RL politics" because he's just shy or something. Just like it's possible Lee Harvey Oswald had an unfortunate accident cleaning his rifle and was actually JFKs biggest fan.

Posts in mirror may be less serious than they appear.

**Mfume** · 2012-02-16

Originally Posted by zero

Posts in mirror may be less serious than they appear.

"guise guise, i was just trolling m8m8m8m8o7o7o7o7"

**Dipluz** · 2012-02-17

https://forums.eveonline.com/default...62&find=unread

**Vile rat** · 2012-02-17

Originally Posted by zero

That doesn't exactly equate to condoning genocide or bigotry.
I hear many members of the cfc endearingly name their admired leaders as the literal hitler.

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-02-17

Don't you mean unironically Hitler?

It's just that I hear both of those words being unironically tossed around and I honestly think literally nobody knows what they actually mean anymore.

EDIT: IMO, TBH, etc.

**zero** · 2012-02-17

Originally Posted by Mfume

"guise guise, i was just trolling m8m8m8m8o7o7o7o7"

I hope you're trolling.

**Securitas** · 2012-02-17

Originally Posted by Hilmar Keller

Confirming it is, in fact, Riv.

I'm just going to leave this here.

Xystance? Is that you?

**Malaclypse** · 2012-02-17

Originally Posted by Securitas

Xystance? Is that you?

Xystance has a cooler beard and looks about being just half the size.

**Iratus** · 2012-02-17

Originally Posted by Malaclypse

Xystance has a cooler beard and looks about being just half the size.

Also, has a sexy smile.

**Mfume** · 2012-02-17

Originally Posted by zero

I hope you're trolling.

sure was! what gave it away? the air quotes? i was going for subtlety there.

**Agathor** · 2012-02-18

Just for the record, you guys are all terrible.

**Agathor** · 2012-02-18

What I dont understand why CCP has to be so retarded. Why not just design a simple mall/bars in stations. Rent the shopping space for aur and let the players go hog wild on modding their own cloths to sell aur. All XXX rated stuff will only be in null sec.

I want to go to some sleazy back end Goon station and buy stoffer and mintchip dolls.

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-02-18

Originally Posted by Agathor

All XXX rated stuff will only be in null sec.

Considering there's no age limit to nullsec, that seems kind of arbitrary.

But I really think CCP ought to stop caring so much about player-created content. Yeah, some of it is going to be offensive, and said accounts are going to get warned, suspended or banned, the same way CCP punishes people who are racist in local and arrange their POS modules into swastikas. Why should player-created content be withheld from EVE if CCP already has the power to place controls on speech and expression?

**Agathor** · 2012-02-18

The average age is around 30 years I think. Its not like EVE is childrens game, would be fun to see the modding tools they use.

Also, Empire Stations. Is it soo hard to give each race 1 huge station, just replace them for the main 4 trade hubs. 5 exits and acts like super upgraded station of every type. You should be able to build one too.

**oldpueblo** · 2012-02-18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X5p8...ailpage#t=178s

I figured it was only a matter of time before these two joined together.

**John Caffeine** · 2012-02-18

Originally Posted by oldpueblo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X5p8...ailpage#t=178s

I figured it was only a matter of time before these two joined together.

I watched that entire video, and can't tell if he's trolling or mentally challanged.

**tgr** · 2012-02-18

eyebrows

**tgr** · 2012-02-18

also god damn. "the mitney"?

**Scotch** · 2012-02-18

Is it still trolling when you start to believe your own troll?

**Hilmar Keller** · 2012-02-18

Originally Posted by Scotch

Is it still trolling when you start to believe your own troll?

That's the only way you can actually troll the trolls, a.k.a. reverse trolling.

**Iratus** · 2012-02-18

Ah, this people who try and talk like they are some mob-lord while being unable to even grow a neckbeard... I know there's a school of thought that says self-confidence can be achieved via faking it, but you can't really justify this level of retardation.

**tgr** · 2012-02-18

I just can't get over his eyebrow usage.

I'm going to refer to him as dramatic eyebrow boy from now on.

**Iratus** · 2012-02-18

Originally Posted by tgr

I just can't get over his eyebrow usage.

I'm going to refer to him as dramatic eyebrow boy from now on.

It's like he wants to be Shadoo, but fails in a depressing way.

**Cryo** · 2012-02-18

Originally Posted by oldpueblo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X5p8...ailpage#t=178s

I figured it was only a matter of time before these two joined together.

I'll take half the credit for this alongside two other goons. Hesperus is the best Venderbeets. I have a mumble recording of us being in mumble with him which I might upload.

I'm afraid I broke him